Ukyou Kuonji
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Joined 05-21-00, id: 10447
Author has written 53 stories for Ranma, Armitage, Evangelion, Misc. Anime/Manga, His and Her Circumstances, Utena, Video Girl Ai, Here is Greenwood, Oh My Goddess!, Azumanga Daioh, Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou, and Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei.
Most of you who know Ran-chan know me. I'm Ukyou, the 'cute' fiancee. Of course, time has gone by, and I've gotten older, and I find myself writing fanfiction during breaks at the Ucchan.
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Cold Comfort, but Cheap at the Price reviews
Itoshiki-sensei, for all his despair, could take comfort in the fact that he is never alone, thanks to Matoi Tsunetsuki. On the other hand, she's not really that much help, especially with the ideas SHE comes up with...
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Extended Play reviews
The classic Greenwood story: what if Hasukawa never figured out that Shun wasn't a girl? How long could Shun keep it up? Unfinished, but updated thru track 25
Here is Greenwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,712 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 4/24/2001
Computer Revolution reviews
An Utena/Chobits fusion. Utena Tenjou, along with her many other attributes, is quite skilled in the use of persocons. But she's never encountered a persocon quite like Anthy Himemiya. Rough draft.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002
When The Target Laughs reviews
A fusion with Rumiko Takahashi's "Laughing Target," featuring Ukyou Kuonji in Asuza's role. She was made a promise, long ago, and now she's come to collect. And she's bringing powerful 'friends'... Revised, but unfinished.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2002
Transplanted
The first time I watched Shojou Kakumei Utena, it was late at late, I was tired and alone, and I fell asleep. And this is what happened from there...
Utena - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
She's Having My What? reviews
A Ranma spamfic done back in 1999 after an FFML discussion about the likelihood of Shampoo-neko being, erm, assualted. More a conversation piece than a serious fic.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
Ranma FiveHalves reviews
A crossover with the SoftCel release _Rei_Rei_: Kaguya, the Missionary of Love, is pained by the terrible conflict of the Ranmaverse, and takes it upon herself to set things right. But has she bitten off more than she can chew? Unfinished
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2002
Juichigatsu no Hi, or November Fires reviews
The seasons still change in the future; the grass withers as the air grows cold. Alpha prepares to build a fire for herself and whoever else may stop by her cafe tonight...
Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Complete
Physics 101 reviews
Would you believe it; Osaka is actually looking forward to classes this year! Maybe this is the year she figures out Chiyo-chan's secret!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/22/2002
WLiiA: Opening and Let's Make a Date reviews
Pretty much self-explanitory: the Whose Line cast in the Dating Game parody, only all the potential bachelors are anime-related. Does this make guessing their identity easier? Also includes a commercial for... well, you just check it out.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2001
Stranger... reviews
Miyazawa and Arima find themselves "Waiting for Tsubasa"; thing is, she actually shows up. But it's not her, exactly...
His and Her Circumstances - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/10/2001
WLiiA: Jusenkyo HoeDown reviews
Another installment in the 'Whose Line Is It, Anime' series: another song, this time about the accursed Pools of Sorrow. Real funny, huh?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/4/2001
WLiiA: Giant Mecha Irish Drinking Song reviews
An excerpt from 'Whose Line Is It, Anime': it was meant for giant mecha in general, but tuned into Shinji's Lament somewhere along the way
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2001
Dame Fortune Laughs reviews
With Keiichi gone, Toshiyuki Aoshima thinks Fortune has smiled on him: now he has a chance at Belldandy!
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2001
Late-Night TV reviews
A one-hour challenge fic. A public service announcement from the LAST person who should be making 'em...
Utena - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2001
Chibi reviews
How'd the Mini-Goddesses get stuck in 'mini' form, anyway? One scenario works out badly...
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/25/2001
Old Wives' Tale reviews
A short, experimental piece written in the heat of a fever dream... what is the sound of one hand slapping? And is it *really* true what they say if you keep it up too long?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/25/2001
Standing in the Way reviews
Ukyou attempts to prevent Ranma from carrying out one of his oldest and most fateful promises...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 5/23/2000
Onion Tears reviews
The Ucchan discovers the Bayankala onion, and its mysterious properties
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 5/21/2000
Floating Soul reviews
A typical day in the Ranmaverse, with a not-so-typical twist. Ranma gets a chance to walk a mile in a few other peoples shoes...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2001
Video Girl? I? reviews
More Ranma than VGAi. Ukyou is chosen as a possible video girl... but why would she be chosen? And why would she accept? Unfinished
Video Girl Ai - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/24/2001
She Of The Black Rose reviews
A crossover with Ranma 1/2. Did you know? Have you heard the news? There's a new student at Ohtori Academy... and roses are her calling card, too. Will she duel? Does she want the Power? Will she play by the rules? Unfinished
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2001
Mona Lisa reviews
A Key the Metal Idol fanfiction. Key as pink zone pinup girl: what if Sakura hadn't rescued Key from Tamari's clutches? Who would protect Key now? Unfinished.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2001
Season of the Comet reviews
The story of Comet Kanae, as told by its *real* discoverer.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2001
Given & Taken Away reviews
A story I posted anonymously to the r.a.a.c. some time back. You'd never think anime characters would exist in the real world, but just when you discover otherwise...
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/24/2001
Claire de Lune reviews
As the strains of Debussy's music waft through the air, the camera pans throughout Nerima. A relatively WAFF (warm and fuzzy feeling) story
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2001
Afterglow reviews
In the wake of the events of Episode 18 (Shin Ka), Miyazawa and Arima reflect on what they have done, and how they feel about it.
His and Her Circumstances - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2001
11-11, or Chronophobia reviews
There are not a lot of things that scare Ranma Saotome... but an offhand remark has just added to that list considerably...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2001
Quickie reviews
A visit to a love hotel by two of the Ranmaverse... but you'll have to read on to see whom...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2001
Hope Fails reviews
It's not easy trying to boost morale amongst the Children...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2000
Cherish While You Can reviews
A FireTripper (Rumik World) fanfiction: Suzuko's adoptive parents mourn her loss... even though she is not truly lost.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2000
A Colossal Waste reviews
Nabiki spins a tale about the tragic goings-on... something about Nodoka and Genma's promise, and everything that happened because she held him to it.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2000
How it All Ended... and Began reviews
An anachronism story that wonders where Rumiko-megami-sensei came up with this idea in the first place...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/26/2000
Asoko Sohryu Langley reviews
New arrival Asuka is given a nickname by her classmates, and she isn't too thrilled about it... even less so when she finds out what it *really* means...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2000
A New Song reviews
A Key the Metal Idol fanfiction taking place after the final movie. Miho Utsuse contemplates her life as she recuperates. Some spoilers for the series.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/26/2000 - Complete
Konatsu Masquerade Soliloquy: Ukyou
Ukyou decides to have her kunoichi follow in her footsteps... which is a great honor, until...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Published: 5/26/2000
Konatsu Masquerade Soliloquy: Mousse reviews
Konatsu and Mousse have a few things in common... it's not that surprising that one might try to help the other. It's not surprising that it would do more harm than good, either...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/26/2000
The Relic reviews
A discovery while cleaning the Tendo dojo gives us a clue as to who Happosai once was...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2000
What Goes Up... reviews
Suppose Akane kicked Ranma into orbit, and he *didn't* come down?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2000
Konatsu Masquerade Soliloquy: Ranma reviews
Ukyou asks a difficult favor of her kunoichi...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/26/2000
She Deserves Better reviews
A prequel to all the chaos we know and love in the Ranmaverse: Hiroshi thinks Kuno's edict isn't terribly fair to Akane, and decides to do something about it.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/23/2000
The Ill-Timed Cure reviews
Ryoga is freed from his curse at the worst possible moment... now who could have done a thing like that? And what's to be done about it?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2000
Red Beans and Rice reviews
A traditional coming-of-age ceremony that Ranma-chan doesn't take too kindly to. Take place during the Phoenix Pill continuum.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2000
Eye of the Storm reviews
Everyone get out of the way... it's Hurricane Akane...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/21/2000
NagaNO! reviews
Originally written for the 1998 Winter Olympiad... suppose Ranma got drafted for the Japanese Olympic Squad, and didn't want to go?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2000
Incident at the Ucchan reviews
An anniversary celebration is cut short by the awful truth
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/21/2000
My Dying Wish reviews
Perhaps the only feasible way for Ukyou to win Ranma... but it is a Pyrrhic victory
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000
A Place in this World reviews
Naomi ponders her purpose in life, now that she has none as a Third.
Armitage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000
Just a Second reviews
An Armitage III fic: the Battle of Dunwich Hill as seen through the eyes of a second-generation Martian robot. But though she cannot help Ross and Armitage directly, she is not powerless.
Armitage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000
Nerima Home Companion: Paying Respects reviews
Ranma in the style of Garrison Keillor: twenty years in the future, Soun Tendo passes away, and...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000
Nerima Home Companion: Kouchou no Fukashuu reviews
Ranma in the style of Garrison Keillor: Ranma is turning forty, and doesn't like it one bit....
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000
Nerima Home Companion: Haha Ukyou
Ranma in the style of Garrison Keillor: Ukyou presents Nerima with... a son?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Published: 5/21/2000
They Never Learn reviews
The usual chaos at Furinkan High right before classes... only, there's a twist.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000