The Other Jet Engine
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Joined 03-09-18, id: 10447789, Profile Updated: 06-15-21
Author has written 21 stories for Cars, Toy Story, Pacific Rim, Avengers, Green Lantern, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Batman, Thor, Mortal Kombat, RG Veda, Angry Birds, Star Trek: 2009, DC Super Hero Girls, Frozen, and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア.

༺𝓐 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓽 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭༻

"I'ɱ Sιɱσɳ. I'ɱ ɳσƚ ɱყ Bɾσ. I'ɱ ME! Sιɱσɳ ƚԋҽ Dιɠɠҽɾ!"

(AKA:The Modern Don Quixote, The Harbinger Of The Incoming Dark Ages, and most importantly The Spirit Of Revengeance)

Basic Info:

Name:Jae Oh(birth name)/Leyenar Oh(pseudonym)/Booger Burgershorts(according to Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq.'s Name Change-O-Chart)

Gender:Female

Birthday:February 20th

Age:18 by Korean standards

Nationality:10% Korean, 90% American(Just wait 'till I get over there, USA!)

Hair Color:Brownish black

MARVELsona-slash-goddessona-slash-Mary Sue-slash-interdimensional Deus Ex Machina:
marvelmoviesfanon . wikia . com/wiki/Le_Star-Lord

Favorite Activity:Going to the movies with my dad or cousin(or alone, if I'm the only one who wants to see something lol)

Weaknesses:Grammar Nazi (I am ALWAYS correcting someone), FREAKIN' WRITER'S BLOCK! (Pretty sure this one applies to every writer on this site lol)

MARVEL or DC? You'd damn well know, MARV!

Team Cap or Team Iron Man? TEAM BOTH!

Unusual interest:Well, I ship the weirdest things.

Unexpected Talent:I DON'T KNOW!

Biggest Fear:FAILURE.

Twitter:@LeyenarOverkill

Tumblr:@theredlanternavenger

And, be warned, I strongly DESPISE Rule 63, unless it's about my very own Earth-C4R0L, a universe in which all the heroes and villains of MARVEL we know and love are women.


I, (Leyenar Oh) promote love. You can tell that just by reading my stories.

If you can't, then I'm doing something wrong, which I hope is not the case.

I love, love, in all its forms. If it's real, then I love it. That's what I'm doing here with my writing, my gift.

If even one person is inspired by my stories, by the love I share through my stories, then I have achieved my purpose here. :)

~Magic lives in our darkest corners~

Love Beyond Reason, Pleasure Without Limits...

The Other Jet Engine


IMPORTANT NOTICE

I am currently outlining a story called "Perfect In Every Stinkin' Way", which will either wrap up nice and neat before it can go too far or have more than 40 chapters depending on the situation. It's a rewrite of certain events in the Green Lantern story, deriving from the idea that "what if Sinestro, while in hot pursuit of a runaway space pirate, ended up on Earth and met kid Hal Jordan?", leading to a chain reaction of events that will ultimately leave the universe as we know it completely unhinged. It's more or less, a Sinestro-centric story and will also have Megamind elements. With odd twists and turns, it will be a fanfiction to break all the rules, and create new ones.

There will be no romance until Hal reaches his age of consent and gets dat ring, although the story will contain a short kiss between Sinestro and kid Hal.

"Some people are born great. Some have greatness bestowed upon them. And some are punted into a whole new universe, for simply bringing order to their designated sector. I never asked to be a supervillain. I just sort of ricocheted vaguely downwards."
—Thaal Sinestro

So, here's the divergence of events:

1. Remember that plane crash that ended up killing Martin Jordan and left Hal traumatized? Well, that was prevented, thanks to you-know-who.

2. After apprehending the space pirate and departing Earth, Sinestro immediately filed a divorce, leaving Arin Sur heartbroken. Kahlan Mir, a suitor who had been pursuing her before Sinestro showed up, helped her through the sorrow and eventually, he became Arin's second husband. The two later had a child together, Thaal.

3. Katma Tui survives the attack by Star Sapphire and lives long enough for her and John to have children of their own.

~more will be featured in the story~

No matter what happens, I'm planning to end the whole thing with Sinestro leading the Ultraviolet Corps against the Darkstars.


My Favorite Things:

Movie:Kung Fu Panda 3(and henceforth the entire series)

Disney movie:Toy Story 2

TV show(Does anime count?):Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Season:Summer

Song:You've Got A Friend In Me by Robert Goulet

Dinosaur:Daspletosaurus

Singer:Meat Loaf

Color:Red and gold

Comic:Fear Itself by MARVEL comics

Heroes' Team:Avengers

Food:Pasta

Holiday:Christmas

Type of couple:Male X Male, Human X Alien, Robot, Dinosaur, etc...but mostly open to other types

Book:The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Graham

Pairing:Captain America X Iron Man

Character:Simon The Digger, protagonist of Gurren Lagann


I decided that I'm worth it.

I decided that I will fight.

I decided I will not harm myself.

I decided that I will struggle.

I decided that my depression can eat itself.


Favorite World Of Cars Character:RIPSLINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Least Favorite World Of Cars Character:Sally Carrera


About The "Leyenar Fleet":
The Leyenar Fleet is a collection of my favorite couples(listed below), I never tolerate pairings that violate the Fleet.

Anthem:theredlanternavenger . tumblr . com/post/190583030036/i-never-tolerate-pairings-that-violate-the

Triangle Alliance:StarAccuser(Star-Lord X Ronan), Stony(Captain America X Iron Man), Shendak(Sendak X Shiro)
The Big 3 MARVEL Ships:StarAccuser, Stony, Scogan(Wolverine X Cyclops)
Ultimate Rarepairs:Cruslinger(Rip X Cruz), Jason X Zordon, Zhaozai(Ozai X Zhao), Sarah X Sarah, Kouta X Exkaiser, Ned X Mia and Zed X Tia, Finn X Torque, Gipsy A. X Amara, Tina X Shatter, Vengeance X Khan
Canon:Korrasami(Korra X Asami), Branikki(Brandon X Nikki), Deadpool X Shiklah(currently divorced), Malley(Mater X Holley), Megamind X Roxanne, Malec(Magnus X Alec), Emmetstyle(Emmet X Lucy), Taishura-oh(Taishakuten X Ashura-oh), Deanoru(Nico Minoru X Karolina Dean), Catradora (Catra X Adora), Scorfuma(Scorpia X Perfuma)


About The Author's Head:
My head is a mind-blowing place where mind-blowing stuff are continuously created, with the Avengers as the decisive leaders. (Just think of Inside Out but wayyy more hellish.)


WHAT I WILL ACCEPT:Yaoi, boy/boy/girl love triangles(i/e:Iron Man X Captain America X Black Widow)

WHAT I WON'T ACCEPT:Mpreg, poly ships


A JOURNAL ABOUT MPREG. PLEASE READ.

As you may or may not know, I am SEVERELY against Mpreg, or Male Pregnancy, in fanfictions. You DO know that the characters you're writing are MALE, right? That they have penises and no tits, much less vaginas? Alpha/Omega dynamics? What are those? I could possibly understand something like this when you're dealing with a mysterious, alien/otherworldly character, such as in Sweet-Hearted SilverEars's fic "Lanterns Are Not All That We Are", in which Hal Jordan and Thaal Sinestro enlisted help from the Guardians to have a child, and by "help", I mean help. Men don't have the equipment for making babies, kids; I don't care how many times you watched Junior. You're just writing it because you think that your adorable couple needs a baby to cement their relationship, and babies just have to come from the innards of one of them, or it just doesn't count.

I've seen better examples, like this one, where Kirk and Spock make a baby out of a replicator. In my future books "The Kalita Chronicles", Parallax goes all Mamallax, resulting in the creation of the main character Kalita Jordan-Sinestro.

Even after all this, if you're still gonna carry that out, then remember, trans people exist. I've seen one person say "why do people still use cis men to write mpreg stories when trans men exist why do authors still use cis characters to write stories about gay couples conceiving a child when trans men exist".

Now that I'm done, feel free to flame me, like I know you're going to. I don't mind, I have a fire-proof shield.


Random Pacific Rim Headcanon:
I think the name "Gipsy" spells DOOM for the Jaegers given that name.


Random Gurren Lagann Headcanon:
I think Gurren Lagann is set in the 200 Million Years After timeline in The Future Is Wild.


Cars/Planes OCs:

Sarah "Big Dipper" Levine, Lil' Dipper's older sister

Radha, Ishani's older sister

Tashi Carrera, Sally's older sister and the chairwoman of IGNTR

Shelby McMissile, Finn McMissile's younger sister

Lady Iskaris, my Carsona and a UFO

Marcus, Miss Fritter's boyfriend(and later husband)


Green Lantern OCs:

Zynaurael, a Star Sapphire from the planet Keldar

Molly Griffin, a special girl who ended up in the custody of the Sinestro Corps after a series of unfortunate events

Shana, a female Red Lantern from the amphibious but mostly aquatic species Aquamorphs

Aldar, a Bolovaxian female and Kilowog's love interest

Noren, a Volkregian Yellow Lantern who is fiercely loyal to Sinestro

Nelida, a female Blue Lantern and Simon Baz's love interest


The Leyenar Fleet:Dynamics

The Fleet has two large dynamics, the "Simon/Nia dynamic" and the "Doof/Perry dynamic". These two dynamics categorize the important couples, nicknamed the "Dreadnoughts" in the Fleet.

The Simon/Nia dynamic is inspired by Simon and Nia Teppelin from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, which is your typical Soulmate AU.

"I still don't believe it...the place where Nia's being held is incredibly far away, right? Can we really use that thing to get to her?"

"All their talk goes way over my head, too. But I guess I can understand it if it boils down to...Simon and Nia being connected by feelings that transcend time and space."

—Gimmy and Darry, episode 24

The Doof/Perry dynamic is inspired by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry The Platypus from Phineas & Ferb, which is a Soulhate AU, about two characters who are destined to beat the living daylights out of each other.

Without your schemes my life, it seems, is empty,

I spent all my time keeping you from doing wrong,

You were my only nemesis,

I'd foil your plans, but still I miss,

The moments when we didn't get along.

I fell for you the moment that you pushed me,

You captured me and held me for so long,

But now you're doing battle, with a panda from Seattle,

I miss the moments when we didn't get along.

So search your heart, please, Dr. D,

And I am sure that you will see,

That you were always meant to be,

My only lifelong enemy.

You gave my life heroic cause,

Back when my only mission was,

The moments when we didn't get along.

Ooh...

—"When We Didn't Get Along" by Danny Jacob

Now let's sort 'em out...(REALLY important ships are written in bold.)

(Simon/Nia dynamic)

Captain America(Nia) X Iron Man(Simon)

Spock(Nia) X James T. Kirk(Simon)

Taishakuten(Simon) X Ashura-oh(Nia)

Reinhard Heydrich(Nia) X Ren Fujii(Simon)

(Doof/Perry dynamic)

Hal Jordan(Perry) X Thaal Sinestro(Doof)

Right Suzuki(Perry) X Emperor Z(Doof)

Reinhard Heydrich(Doof) X Ren Fujii(Perry)

Sendak(Doof) X Shiro(Perry)

Well, that pretty much sums it up. The Reinhard/Ren pairing is the first-ever ship in the fleet to have both dynamics at once, and the pairings that aren't listed here don't have any of the two dynamics.


WARNING! LEYENAR FLEET INCOMING!


Cars/Planes Pairings I Support:

Lightning McQueen X Jackson Storm=LightningStorm

Dusty Crophopper X Blade Ranger=Bladusty

Ripslinger X Cruz Ramirez=Cruslinger

Finn McMissile X Rod "Torque" Redline

Holley Shiftwell X Tow Mater=Malley

Ned X Mia and Zed X Tia

Mack X Gale Beaufort

Doc Hudson X Louise Nash

Dottie X Roper=Doper

Miss Fritter X my OC Marcus


Favorite Other Couples:

(Flagship)

Captain America X Iron Man=Stony (Avengers)

(Second Biggest Ship)

Hal Jordan X Thaal Sinestro=Sinhal (Green Lantern Corps)

(Legendary 7)

Star-Lord X Ronan The Accuser=StarAccuser (OTP, Guardians Of The Galaxy)

Raptor Blue X Owen Grady=Bluwen (Jurassic World)

Right Suzuki X Emperor Z=Zetrais (Ressha Sentai ToQGer)

Optimus Prime X Sam Witwicky (Transformers 1, 2 and 3)

Alexa Woods X Scar The Predator=Scarlex (Alien VS Predator)

Horus X Bek=Horbek (Gods Of Egypt)

Spock X James T. Kirk=Spirk (Star Trek)

(Others)

USS Vengeance X Khan Noonien Singh/John Harrison (Star Trek)

Taishakuten X Ashura-oh=Taishura-oh (RG Veda)

Kouta Hoshikawa X Exkaiser (Brave Exkaiser)

Godzilla X Mothra=Mothzilla (Monsterverse)

Reinhard Heydrich X Ren Fujii (Dies Irae)

Siegfried X Karna=SiegKar (Fate Series)

Darren Cross/Yellowjacket X Kylo Ren (Ant-Man and Star Wars crossover)

Gwen Stacy X Mary Jane Watson=GweMJ (Ghost Spider)

Spider-Man X Michelle=SpideyChelle (Avengers)

Utena Tenjou X Anthy Himemiya-Utenanthy (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Emperor Zarkon X my OC Ashley Lane=Zashley (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

Commander Sendak X Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane=Shendak (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

Gipsy Danger X Mako Mori (Pacific Rim 1)

Gipsy Avenger X Amara Namani (Pacific Rim 2)

Leatherback X Otachi (Pacific Rim 1)

Jake Pentecost X Nate Lambert (Pacific Rim 2)

Tina Lark X Shatter (Bumblebee, 2018)

Yuta Hibiki X Gridman (SSSS . GRIDMAN)

Ben Tennyson X Reinrassic III=Breiny (Ben 10:Alien Force)

Rex Salazar X Noah Nixon=Noex (Generator Rex)

Wolverine X Cyclops=Scogan (X-Men)

Black Panther X Namor The Sub-Mariner=CatFish (Avengers)

Galactus X Silver Surfer (MARVEL Comics)

Deadpool X Shiklah (MARVEL Comics)

Imperius X Johanna (Diablo)

Johnny Cage X Raiden (Mortal Kombat)

Wonder Woman X Faora (Wonder Woman Comics and Superman Comics crossover)

Drax The Destroyer X Gamora (Guardians Of The Galaxy)

James Bond X Q=00Q (007 Series)

Michael Knight X KITT (Knight Rider)

Twilight Sparkle X Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony)

King Sombra X Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony)

Starlight Glimmer X Flash Sentry (My Little Pony)

Rory X Skrekie (OCs)

Cade X Pylades (OCs)

Turbo X Whiplash=Turlash (Turbo, 2013 and Turbo FAST)

Carlton Drake X Riot=RiotDrake (Venom, 2018)

Carl The Intern X Stacy Hirano (Phineas & Ferb)

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz X Ulaz (Voltron:Legendary Defender and Phineas & Ferb crossover)

Jason Lee Scott X Zordon (Power Rangers 2017 Reboot)

Hiro Hamada X Violet Parr (Big Hero 6 and Incredibles crossover)

Wade Watts X Joseph Dredd (Judge Dredd and Ready Player One crossover)

Xander Cage X Brian O'Connor (xXx and Fast & Furious crossover)

Catra X Adora=Catradora (She-Ra & The Princesses Of Power)

Scorpia X Perfuma=Scorfuma (She-Ra & The Princesses Of Power)

Korra X Asami Sato=Korrasami (Avatar:The Legend Of Korra)

Nikki Maxwell X Brandon Roberts=Branikki (Dork Diaries)

Izuku "Deku" Midoriya X Melissa Shield=MeliDeku (My Hero Academia)

Emmet X Lucy/Wyldstyle=Emmetstyle (The Lego Movie)

Alec Lightwood X Magnus Bane=Malec (Shadowhunters)

Kuvira X Eska=Eskuvira (Avatar:The Legend Of Korra)

Heinz Doofenshmirtz X my OC Brooke=Brookenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)

Ash Ketchum X Volcanion (Pokemon)

Red Genesect X Barry Allen (Pokemon and Justice League crossover)

Hope Van Dyne X John Connor/T-3000 (Ant-Man and Terminator crossover)

Gavin Reed X RK900=Reed900 (Detroit:Become Human)

Linda Flynn-Fletcher X Antok (Voltron:Legendary Defender and Phineas & Ferb crossover)

Elsa X Sub-Zero (Frozen and Mortal Kombat crossover)

Jupiter Jones X Kalique Abrasax (Jupiter Ascending)

Rainbow Dash X Rainbow Blitz=Double Rainbow (My Little Pony)

Fluttershy X Discord=Fluttercord (My Little Pony)

Rumble X Tender Taps=RumbleTaps (My Little Pony)

Megamind X Roxanne Ritchi (Megamind)

Minion X my OC Rachel Ritchi (Megamind)

Metro Man X my OC Casey Capulet (Megamind)

Yesss X Set (Wreck-It Ralph and Gods Of Egypt crossover)

Gentarou Kisaragi X Tsukasa Kadoya (Kamen Rider Fourze and Decade crossover)

Sarah Kerrigan X Sarah Kerrigan/Queen Of Blades=Kerrigancest (StarCraft)

Alarak X Artanis (StarCraft)

Tassadar X Zeratul (StarCraft)

Superman X Batman=SuperBat (Justice League)

Hal Stewart/Tighten X Witch Haggar (Voltron:Legendary Defender and Megamind crossover)

Lance X Nyma (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

ReinyDay(writer) X my OC Flash Sentry (Transformers)

Max McGrath X Steel (Max Steel)

Carrie White X Sue Snell (Carrie, 2013)

Dany Targaryen X Sansa Stark=Daensa (Game Of Thrones)

Ignis Scientia X Noctis Lucis Caelum=Ignoct (Final Fantasy)

Captain Marvel X Daisy Johnson (Avengers and Agents Of SHIELD crossover)

Francesco Bernoulli X Gaston (Cars and Beauty & The Beast crossover)

Winter Soldier X Misty Knight=Bionic Arm Blues (MARVEL Comics)

Ozai X Zhao=Zhaozai (Avatar:The Last Airbender)

Yue X Suki=Yuki (Avatar:The Last Airbender)

Yuuki Asuna X Yuuki Konno (Sword Art Online)

Zaya X General Hux (Gods Of Egypt and Star Wars crossover)

Hunk X Shay=Hunay (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

John Smith X Agent 47 (Hitman:Agent 47)

Ella X Chelina (Cinderella, 2015)

Bloom X Diaspro (Winx Club)

Karolina Dean X Nico Minoru=Deanoru (Runaways)

Luz Noceda X Amity Blight=Lumity (The Owl House)

Harley Quinn X Poison Ivy=Harlivy (Harley Quinn:The Animated Series)


Why Stony Is The Flagship Of The Leyenar Fleet

Well, I'm keepin' StarAccuser as my OTP since Annalise Keating said I'm a natural-born StarAccuser shipper, but once I discovered there's more to Stony than meets the eye, I was sold. No straight ship, no other gay ship and no lesbian ship could top this for me.


If any of these words/phrases mean anything to you, PM me! (important)

Justice Of The Peace

Roofies

"Holy bagumba!"

"You know what? You guys have NO feel for dramatic tension!"

Excelsior

Yammy

"And why is this playing out like a trashy soap opera with the whole revenge plot?"

Justice-Inator 5000

"Get that sparkly thingy outta my face!"

We've Got A Lot O' Work To Do

"Zoo-Wee Mama!"

More Than Meets The Eye

A Day Unlike Any Other


Top 10 Favorite Characters:

Hero:Simon The Digger from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Twu Wuv:Grand Admiral Thrawn

#1:Thaal Sinestro

#2:Orm Marius/Ocean Master

#3:Captain Marvel

#4:Captain America and Iron Man

#5:Khan Noonien Singh/John Harrison

#6:Ultron

#7:Most MARVEL characters, but especially Yellowjacket from MARVEL's Ant-Man and Electro from The Amazing Spider-Man 2

#8:Kylo Ren from Star Wars

#9:Alarak from StarCraft

#10:Wolverine and Cyclops


Top 10 LEAST Favorite Characters:

#1:Carol Ferris

#2:Pepper Potts

#3:Nyota Uhura(AOS)

#4:Shashi from RG Veda, the biggest LOSER in the history of all universes

#5:Witch Haggar from Voltron:Legendary Defender and Hal Stewart/Tighten

#6:Sally Carrera

#7:Ishani from Planes

#8:Rita Repulsa

#9:Elita One

#10:Raleigh Becket from Pacific Rim(You won't believe it, but I used to like him!)


Planes Meme:

Favorite Character:RIPSLINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Least Favorite Character:Ishani

Favorite Canon Pairing:Harvey X Winnie

Favorite Fanmade Pairing:Dusty X Blade

Overrated Character:Ishani

Underrated Character:Roper

Favorite Scene:Dusty and Blade saving Harvey and Winnie from danger

Favorite Song:All In by Brad Paisley


Ultimate I Ship It Meme(AKA Selects From The Leyenar Fleet):

Because It's Adorable:Mack X Gale
I've read adorable fanfiction of these 2.

Because It's Hot:James Bond X Q
00Q is one of my favorite couples of all time 'cause it's sooooo hot!

Because It Makes Sense:Sendak X Shiro
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! Sendak and Shiro are forever linked. Their strengths are shared. That's all. (Thank you, Randy Cunningham!)

Because It's Sweet:Vanessa X Ulaz
Even though it's a crossover pairing, it's really sweet.

Because It's Potential:Alarak X Artanis
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! THIS WRITES ITSELF. Go play StarCraft:Legacy Of the Void if you don't believe me!

Because It's Healthy:Galactus X Silver Surfer
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! Now that Galactus has changed, they're gonna stay together forever!

Because It's New:Jason X Zordon
It's the ultimate rarepair that hasn't got a single FIC in the entire fandom, and I'm so done with it.

Because It's Canon:Korra X Asami and Catra X Adora
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! I. Love. Korrasami. (and Catradora too)

Because They Understand Each Other:Ozai X Zhao
These 2 bad boys don't deserve anybody other than each other.

Because They're Different:Star-Lord X Ronan
Star-Lord's a happy-go-lucky outlaw while Ronan's a serious man-of-law, but they're perfect for each other.

Because They're The Same:Lightning X Jackson and Reinhard X Ren
I saw a lot of Lightning in Jackson. If I'm lying, I'm crying. Also, in the Dies Irae official anime, Ren admitted that he saw a lot of himself in Reinhard.

Because Of Subtext:Spock X Kirk
Seriously, WHO NEEDS ANYMORE WORDS?!?!?! Come on, these guys are like, the ORIGINAL slash couple. People have been shipping them for decades and it doesn't look like they'll stop any time soon. Forget Kirk's ten million girlfriends that come and go, SPOCK is the one who's always there for him. I mean, Kirk is the one who cures Spock's desperate need for sex in the "Amok Time" episode—isn't THAT interesting? It can't be denied that they love each other. How far that love goes...well, that's up to the fans.

Because Of Fanwork:Carl X Stacy, Fluttershy X Discord and Vengeance X Khan
Okay, those fanfics "Calling Back Agent P" and "Bride Of Discord" made me fall head-over-heels and heels-over-head in love with these ships. As for Vengeance X Khan...there was once a ficlet on Archive Of Our Own written by the holier-than-thou yeaka, but when I told her I wanted more, she deleted it.

Because They're Underrated:Blade X Dusty
Okay, seriously? There's hardly anyone shipping Dusty with Blade.

Because I Don't See Them With Anyone Else:Kouta X Exkaiser
These 2 are so close together in the original show, how come there's nobody shipping 'em with each other?!

Because I CAN:Captain America X Iron Man
Even though my OTP is StarAccuser, Stony is my #1 most favorite pairing of all time! (#2 is Sinhal, and StarAccuser is only #3.)
Yeah, I know, people will cry out that Tony "Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist" Stark is too loud and brash for mild-mannered Steve "Shrinking Violet" Rogers, but they've got it the wrong way round.
Cap needs someone to help him come out of his shell, not to encourage his brooding. And Tony needs someone to calm down his reckless side.
They're perfect for each other.


Ultimate I DON'T Ship It Meme(AKA Popular Ships That Oppose The Leyenar Fleet):

Because It's Annoying:Captain America X Black Widow and Shiro X Allura
Every time I see pictures or fics of these pairings, I'm just like "Really?!?!?!".

Because It's Bland:Star-Lord X Gamora
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! Star-Lord is more compatible with Ronan and Gamora is more compatible with Drax.

Because It Doesn't Make Sense:Jackson X Cruz
I mean, what on the actual Earth?!?!?! O_O

Because They Are Related:Aquaman X Ocean Master, Scarlet Witch X Quicksilver and Ben X Gwen
Wanda and Pietro are twins, while Ben and Gwen are cousins. Also, Arthur and Orm are half-brothers. Who needs anymore words?!?!?! I. Hate. Incest.

Because It's Disturbing:Lightning X Chick, Lightning X Francesco, and Dusty X Ripslinger
I don't even know what to say...

Because It's Toxic:Sally X Lightning
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! SalQueen is like toxic waste to me.

Because It's Cliche:MacKenzie X Brandon
Totally agree with Shawna on this one.

Because It's Canon:Zarkon X Haggar
Okay, my hatred towards Haggar delves from this one 'cause Zarkon had been one of my faves for a long time.

Because It's Not Canon:Thor X Loki
While I absolutely love Loki, those annoying Thorki shippers keep invalidating adoptive siblings.

Because They're Different:Keith X Lance
They say opposites attract. Not in this case. Lance is hyperactive and social. And Keith is a loner and craves peace.
This wouldn't work. Keith is more compatible with Zarkon.

Because They're The Same:Captain America X Winter Soldier
Cap was a capsicle for over half a century, and he's definitely had some trouble adjusting to the 21st century.
We still get all misty-eyed when we think back to his Winter Soldier list.
He doesn't need a fellow man out of time, he needs a man of the times who'll show him what life in the age of WiFi and Taylor Swift can be. He needs Tony.

Because Of Subtext:Owen X Claire
Claire and Owen had a bad date before, clearly they just can't stand each other.
Throughout the entire movie, all they ever talk about is dinosaurs, yet in the end, they fall in love.
Screw Claire, Owen is better off with Blue.

Because I Ship Them With Others:Jason X Kimberly
I ship Jason with Zordon and Kim with Billy.

Because They're Overrated:Dusty X Ishani
Seriously. Ishani is the worst plane in the whole entire universe. Dusty is more compatible with Blade.

Because I See Them More As Friends:Lightning X Mater, Woody X Buzz, and Nick X Judy
I don't see them in a relationship, I think they're better off as BFFs.

Because I DON'T:Iron Man X Pepper Potts
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! Pepper's the biggest idiot in MARVEL history, and the one thing she despises the most in the whole entire universe are the AVENGERS!
Tony deserves better than that she-devil. He deserves Cap.


Top 10 Pairings That Should've/Should Been Canon(all of which are Leyenar Fleet pairings):

Spock X Kirk:(cue Fire And The Flood by Vance Joy)

Captain America X Iron Man:These 2 obviously have a crush on each other.

Lightning X Jackson:Screw Sally, these 2 should really get together.

Sendak X Shiro:Who needs anymore words?!?!?! Sendak has a crush on Shiro and they're connected!

Star-Lord X Ronan:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH OTP ALERT! (Sorry they make the perfect ship OMG)

Reinhard X Ren:I just think that Reinhard is da right one for Ren, :) They're PERFECT for each other.
Also, in my opinion, while Ren is Simon, Reinhard is 99.9% Nia which makes Mercurius the Anti-Spiral and 0.1% Viral.

Wolverine X Cyclops:Can Logan and Scott PLEASE stop fighting over Jean and just get along?

Blade X Dusty:Why not? They're so cute!

Jason X Zordon:Yeah, I know, it's obviously the impossible. But sorry Jason, Kimberly doesn't like you that way. Get with Zordon already!

Alarak X Artanis:Alarak looooooves Artanis~! I've seen all those romantic moments in the original game, DON'T JUDGE ME!


I Support This Pairing Meme(not all are Leyenar Fleet pairings):

Because It's Intriguing:Yesss X Set

Because It's Hot & Sexy:Drax X Gamora

Because They Protect One Another:Max X Steel

Because They Share Beliefs:Carlton X Riot

Because Of Subtext:Spock X Kirk

Because It's Adorable:Dottie X Roper

Because It's Realistic:Sendak X Shiro

Because They're Too Alike:Lightning X Jackson and Reinhard X Ren

Because They're Opposites:Star-Lord X Ronan

Because It's Canon:Korra X Asami and Catra X Adora

Because It's Not Canon:Endeavor(Teenage Version) X Kaminari

Because It's Charming:Black Panther X Namor

Because It's Crack:Ripslinger X Cruz

Because It's Hilarious:Hal Stewart X Haggar

Because It's Tranquil:Jason X Zordon

Because It's Full Of Emotion:Taishakuten X Ashura-oh

Because It's Unique:Darren Cross X Kylo Ren and Zarkon X Ultron

Because It's Cheesy In A Good Way:Lance X Nyma

Because It Happened At The Right Time:Allura X Lotor

Because They Work Best When Together:Emmet X Lucy

Because It Has Great Potential:Alarak X Artanis

Because It Makes The Series Better:Bolin X Opal

Because They Have Nobody Else To Love:Rossiu X Kinon

Because Of Fanwork:Carl X Stacy, Fluttershy X Discord and Vengeance X Khan

Because Not Enough People Support It:Ben X Reinrassic III

Because Of Their Conversations:Dusty X Blade

Because It Brings Out Their Best Qualities:Simon X Nia

Because They Forgive One Another:Galactus X Silver Surfer

Because I CAN:Captain America X Iron Man


I DON'T Support This Pairing Meme:

Because It's Annoying:Captain America X Black Widow and Shiro X Allura

Because It's Unattractive:Star-Lord X Gamora

Because It Doesn't Make Sense:Jackson X Cruz

Because They Don't Interact Much:N/A

Because Their Beliefs Don't Co-Exist:Kylo Ren X Rey

Because Of Subtext:Owen X Claire

Because It's Abusive:Captain Marvel X Yon-Rogg

Because It's Rushed:Shiro X Keith

Because They're Too Alike:Captain America X Winter Soldier

Because They're Opposites:Keith X Lance

Because It's Canon:Zarkon X Haggar

Because It's Not Canon:Darren Cross X Scott Lang

Because It's Disturbing:Lightning X Chick, Lightning X Francesco, Dusty X Ripslinger, Thor X Loki

Because It's Out Of Character:Gipsy A. X Obsidian Fury

Because It's Cringe-Inducing:Sally X Lightning

Because It's Bland:Max X anybody that isn't Steel

Because It Lacks Emotion:Taishakuten X anybody that isn't Ashura-oh/Griffith X anybody that isn't Guts

Because It's Cliche:Brandon X MacKenzie

Because It's Too Melodramatic:Vanessa X Monty

Because It Happened At The Wrong Time:Captain America X Sharon Carter

Because I See Them More As Friends:Lightning X Mater, Woody X Buzz and Nick X Judy

Because It's Pointless:Spider-Man X Deadpool

Because It Hurt The Series:Ant-Man X Wasp (I think they're better off as friends.)

Because I Ship Them With Others:Jason X Kimberly

Because It Panders To A Demographic:I don't have one, somebody PLEASE give me a pairing to fill out this section!

Because It's Overrated:Dusty X Ishani

Because Of Their Arguments:Ozai X Ursa

Because It Brings Out Their Worst Qualities:Mako X Raleigh

Because They Can't Forgive Each Other:Optimus X Megatron

Because I DON'T:Iron Man X Pepper Potts


okay but

there are your otps (The entire Leyenar Fleet)

then there are your OTPS (The Legendary 7)

then there are your OT FREAKING PS (Taishura-oh)

AND THEN THERE’S THAT ONE MOTHERF*CKING SHIP THAT MAKES YOU SQUEAL AND SOB EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT, AND IF THEY’RE SO MUCH AS IN THE SAME ROOM YOUR HEART GOES INTO FLUTTERS AND THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE OTP JUST MAKES YOU FEEL SO MANY THINGS (Stony and Sinhal and Vengeance X Khan)


Favorite Character By Age:

Favorite Baby(5 and under):Jack-Jack Parr

Favorite Kid Character:Rumble from My Little Pony

Favorite Teenage Character:14-year-old Simon The Digger

Favorite Adult Character:21-YEAR-OLD SIMON THE DIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :333

Favorite Elderly Character:41-year-old Simon The Digger

Favorite Slow Or Unaging Character:Emperor Zarkon and Captain Marvel


Favorite Character By Color:

Red:Star-Lord, by his jacket

Yellow:Darren Cross and Bumblebee and Thaal Sinestro, by their looks

Blue:SIMON THE DIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :333, by his hair and coat

Orange:Tigress from the Kung Fu Panda series, by her fur

Purple/Violet:Emperor Zarkon, by his skin and armor

Green:Ripslinger from Planes, by his paint scheme (and Hal Jordan, by his looks)

Brown:Tow Mater, by his rusty features

White:Taishakuten from RG Veda, by his hair, his attire...AWW! (same goes to Griffith from Berserk)

Black:Kylo Ren, by his attire

Grey:Judy Hopps, by her fur

Pink:Kirby, by his looks


Favorite Female Character By Type:

Favorite Nerdy Female:Shuri from Black Panther

Favorite Goth/Rocker Female:Hela from Thor:Ragnarok

Favorite Tomboy/Action Female:Le Star-Lord, my MARVELsona-slash-goddessona-slash-Mary Sue-slash-interdimensional Deus Ex Machina

Favorite Masculine Female:Patty Tolan from Ghostbusters 2016

Favorite Female Villain:Kuvira from The Legend Of Korra

Favorite Fashionista:Also Le Star-Lord


Favorite Heroes By Type:

Anti-Hero:Alarak from StarCraft

The Lancer:Captain America and Iron Man, to each other

Pure Good/Incorruptible Pure Pureness:My MARVELsona-slash-goddessona-slash-Mary Sue-slash-interdimensional Deus Ex Machina Le Star-Lord

The Hero:SIMON THE DIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :333


Favorite Villains By Type:

Anti-Villain:Taishakuten from RG Veda, pretty self explanatory! Also there's Orm Marius, what makes him significantly better than Taishakuten is the fact that Tai fights for his love, but Orm fights for the WORLD.

Arch-Nemesis:Reinhard Heydrich from Dies Irae (in a purely OWCA-to-Heinz Doofenshmirtz-like manner)

Big Bad:Emperor Zarkon

Pure Evil/Complete Monster:N/A, since there's no concept of "pure evil/complete monster" in Leyenarville, and if there's one, there's also a low 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of me liking that character. Even Khan Noonien Singh/John Harrison, who's the closest thing I've had to that trope, had a soft spot for his crew. I'd say Grand Admiral Thrawn, but I'm unsure whether I should pull that card on (((him)))...

The Dragon:Umm...

Evil Minions:The Minions


I Like This Character Meme:

Because S/He's Interesting:Barry Allen/The Flash

Because S/He's Cool:Star-Lord

Because His/Her Character Makes Sense:Thanos

Because S/He Has Flaws:Rarity

Because Of His/Her Actions:Perry The Platypus

Because Of His/Her Beliefs:Aang

Because Of Subtext:Darren Cross and Kylo Ren

Because S/He's Smart:Leeron Littner, Pidge, Silver from Angry Birds 2 and Rocket Raccoon

Because S/He's Misunderstood:Captain Marvel

Because S/He's A Well-Made Archetype:Black Panther

Because S/He's Amiable:Jack-Jack Parr and Morgan Stark

Because S/He Subverts A Despised Cliche:Megamind

Because Of His/Her Dedication:Natsuki Shinohara from Summer Wars

Because I Can Relate:Timmy Failure

Because S/He Has Redeemable Qualities:Emperor Zarkon and Ultron

Because S/He Makes Me Laugh:The entire cast of Captain Underpants

Because S/He's Polite:Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler

Because S/He's Honest:Courage The Cowardly Dog

Because S/He Puts Others First:Orm Marius/Ocean Master

Because S/He's Attractive:Hunk from Voltron:Legendary Defender

Because S/He's Responsible:Sully and Mike

Because S/He's A Leader:Captain America and Iron Man

Because S/He's Crazy In A Good Way:Pinkie Pie

Because S/He's A Good Companion:Groot

Because S/He's A Good Relative:Maria Stark

Because S/He Feels Human:Spider-Man and Izuku "Deku" Midoriya

Because S/He Learns From Mistakes:Rossiu Adai

Because I Strongly Pity Him/Her:Taishakuten from RG Veda and Griffith from Berserk

Because S/He's Creative:Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher

Because S/He's Rebellious:Kamina

Because S/He Has Great Potential:Gimmy and Darry Adai

Because Of His/Her Role In The Group:Boota The Pig-Mole

Because S/He Appeals To A Demographic:Yoko Littner

Because S/He's A Satire/Spoof:Deadpool

Because S/He's Charming:Thor and Grand Admiral Thrawn

Because Of Those Who Hate Him/Her:Ripslinger from Planes

Because Not Enough People Like Him/Her:Rumble

Because S/He Has Nostalgic Value:Sonic The Hedgehog

Because Gold Comes Out Of His/Her Mouth:Alarak from StarCraft (Well, he doesn't actually have a mouth but his lines are so cool...Actually, there's no part of him that's not cool.)

Because S/He Changed For The Better:Viral

Because S/He Influenced Me:Po from the Kung Fu Panda series (However, there's another character that influenced me, if y'wanna know who he is, see below.)

Because I CAN:SIMON THE DIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :333


I DON'T Like This Character Meme:

Because S/He's Annoying:Charlotte from Berserk and Hal Stewart/Tighten

Because S/He's Bland:Iris West

Because S/He Doesn't Make Sense:N/A

Because S/He's A Mary Sue:Jean Grey and Kirigaya Kazuto

Because Of His/Her Actions:Helmut Zemo

Because Of His/Her Beliefs:Miles Axlerod

Because Of Subtext:Claire Dearing

Because S/He's Idiotic:Pepper Potts

Because S/He's Disturbed:Pennywise The Dancing Clown

Because S/He's Just A Stereotype:Andre from Dork Diaries

Because S/He's Too Nice:Tenoh from RG Veda (In my version of the manga, in exchange for his kind heart, he's a coward and a disgrace.)

Because S/He's A Despised Cliche:A majority of the Disney Princes

Because Of His/Her Indolence:N/A

Because I Can't Relate:Chick Hicks

Because S/He's A Jerk Without Flaws:Hopper from A Bug's Life

Because S/He Makes Me Cringe:Sally Carrera

Because S/He's Gross:Slimer from Ghostbusters

Because S/He's Deceitful:Mother Gothel

Because S/He's Smug:Trixie Lulamoon

Because S/He's Just Eye-Candy:Ishani from Planes

Because S/He's Hypocritical:Miriam Sharpe and Thaddeus Ross

Because S/He Whines Too Much:N/A

Because S/He's Spastic:N/A

Because S/He's A Bad Relative:Ego The Living Planet and Margaret White

Because S/He Lacks Emotion:Edward Cullen

Because S/He Never Faces Comeuppance:Prince Sky

Because S/He's Mean:Randall Boggs

Because S/He's A Blatant Ripoff:Kida Nedakh (She's a ripoff of Nadia La Arwall from The Secret Of Blue Water.)

Because S/He's Disrespectful:Ted The Bear

Because S/He's A Screen Hog:Ava Starr/Ghost

Because Of His/Her Role In The Group:The Winter Soldier

Because S/He Panders To A Demographic:Gaston from Beauty & The Beast

Because S/He's A Mockery:Carol Ferris

Because S/He's Terrifying:Witch Haggar

Because Of His/Her Fan Base:N/A

Because S/He's Overrated:Raleigh Becket

Because S/He Doesn't Age Well:The entire cast of Family Guy

Because His/Her Lines Are Garbage:N/A

Because S/He Changed Too Much:Fantastic Four 2015

Because S/He Badly Influenced Me:Super Why

Because I DON'T:Shashi from RG Veda, the biggest LOSER in the history of all universes


I Admire This Villain Meme:

Because S/He's Interesting:Lord Shen and Emperor Zarkon

Because S/He's Wicked:N/A

Because S/He's Understandable:Ultron

Because S/He's Threatening:Kylo Ren

Because of His/Her Motivations:Orm Marius/Ocean Master

Because Of His/Her Ideals:Thanos

Because Of Subtext:Griffith from Berserk

Because S/He's An Archetype:Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races

Because S/He's Misunderstood:Ripslinger from Planes

Because S/He's Mysterious:N/A

Because S/He's Horrifying:The Xenomorphs from the Alien Series

Because Of His/Her Dedication:Wile E. Coyote from Looney Tunes

Because Of His/Her Performance:Set from Gods Of Egypt

Because S/He's A Subversion:Kuvira from The Legend Of Korra

Because S/He's Clever:Khan Noonien Singh/John Harrison

Because S/He's Devoted:Loki (I personally think he's a hero, but...go off, I guess.)

Because S/He's Hilarious:Robbie Rotten

Because S/He's Charismatic:Hela

Because S/He's Creative:Dr. Doofenshmirtz (In all honesty, I wish I could learn how to make inators.)

Because S/He's Sympathetic:Taishakuten from RG Veda

Because S/He's Attractive:Olivia Octavius

Because Of His/Her Redemption:Viral, Megamind and Catra

Because Of His/Her Condemnation:Sheev Palpatine/Darth Sidious

Because S/He Has Great Potential:Tomura Shigaraki (Truly, All For One chose the right one.)

Because S/He's A Show-Stealer:Obsidian Fury

Because S/He Plays Off The Heroes Well:N/A

Because S/He Feels Human:Electro from The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Because S/He's Oddly Adorable:Thaal Sinestro

Because Of His/Her Haters:Darren Cross

Because S/He's Underrated:Darth Talon

Because S/He Has Nostalgic Value:The Geese from Regular Show

Because S/He Speaks Gold:Douglas "Dougie" Powers/Dr. Evil

Because Of His/Her Impact:Darth Vader

Because I CAN:Grand Admiral Thrawn :333


I Love This TV Show Meme:

Because of Its Amazing Intro:N/A

Because Of Its Music:Sofia The 1st

Because Of Its Special Effects:The entire Kamen Rider and Super Sentai saga

Because Of Its Plot:My Hero Academia

Because Of Its Characters:Revolutionary Girl Utena

Because Of Subtext:Lego Ninjago Season 1

Because It's Funny:Regular Show

Because It's Serious:The Dies Irae Official Anime

Because Of The Tone Balance:Codename:Kids Next Door

Because It's Nostalgic:Phineas & Ferb

Because It's Underrated:Tomica Hero Rescue Force

Because It's A Guilty Pleasure:I don't have one, but the closest thing I've got is the Green Lantern Animated Series.

Because It Inspired Me:Kamen Rider Fourze

Because I Want To See It In The Future:All the TV shows listed here

Because Of Its Impact On The Industry:Avengers Assemble

Because It's Heartwarming:My Little Pony

Because It's Scary:The Courage The Cowardly Dog Show

Because It Deserves The Praise It Gets:Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger

Because It's Paced Well:Avatar:The Legend Of Korra

Because I CAN:Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann


These Moments Brought Me Joy Because...

Because S/He Succeeded:When Ralph saved the world in Wreck-It Ralph

Because S/He Shined As A Character:The "My Bro is dead" scene in Gurren Lagann Episode 11

Because Close Ones Reunited:When Carol rescued Tony and Nebula and brought them safely back to Earth in Endgame

Because Everybody Was Happy:The end of The Legend Of Korra

Because It Was A Beautiful Scene:When Po finally mastered chi in Kung Fu Panda 3

Because Of Subtext:When Sendak told Shiro "we're connected" in the Voltron episode "Crystal Venom"

Because It's Hilarious:When Mr. Krupp said "B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah" in Captain Underpants Book 5 and 11

Because It Was Adorable:When Tim and the Boss Baby played pirate in The Boss Baby movie

Because S/He Got What S/He Deserved:The way how Sully, Mike and Boo defeated Randall in Monsters, Inc.

Because Of How It Concluded A Plot:The end of Phineas & Ferb

Because The Writers Made A Bold Choice:One word, "Dormammu, I've come to bargain."

Because It Recalled Something Personal:When Miguel sings to Mama Coco in Coco

Because One's Dreams Were Fulfilled:When Iron Man and Captain America met for the first time in the first Avengers movie

Because Hard Work Paid Off:Not yet.

Because It Was A Great Viewing Experience:The entire Gurren Lagann movie, first and second one alike

Because S/He Did An Admirable Act:Ultron's big speech in Avengers 2

Because My Ship Sailed:When Catra and Adora finally confessed their love for each other and shared a big damn kiss in "Heart Part 2"

Because It Exceeded My Expectation:The final battle of Kamen Rider Fourze

Because It Had The Right Amount Of Cheese:Patrick earning an achievement award for himself in “Big Pink Loser”

Because I Waited So Long For It:When I found out Matilda The Musical was coming to my country

Because All Hope Was Restored:When Simon and the gang formed the titular mech, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann in Episode 27

Because It Boosted My Confidence:When I created a petition(change . org/p/dreamworks-voltron-save-our-z) for Zarkon

Because It Improved The Story:One word, ALARAK.

Because Of The Fan-Service:The Flubber dancing scene in Flubber

Because It Was The Only Good Moment:The ending movie in Chicken Little

Because Of The Lyrics:The song "A Place Called Slaughter Race" by Vanellope Von Schweetz

Because Interactions Were Gold:When Simon prevented Rossiu from committing suicide by punching him in the face

Because It Represented My Demographic Well:The entire Timmy Failure book series

Because I Didn't See Any Flaws:When Wheezy sang "You've Got A Friend In Me" by the end of Toy Story 2

Because It DID:When Simon and the gang formed Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann in the second movie


These Moments Made Me Sad Because...

Because S/He Didn't Deserve It:Star-Lord's death in Infinity War and Emperor Zarkon's death

Because S/He Was One Of The Best:When Simon got apprehended in Gurren Lagann Episode 19

Because Close Ones Were Separated:When Doofenshmirtz dumped Perry for Peter The Panda

Because Of How It Affected Others:When Guts de-feeted Griffith and abandoned him (No joke, everything just begins spiraling downward from there.)

Because Of One's First/Last Words:When I heard of Stan Lee's death (Excelsior all the way!)

Because Of Subtext:When Carlton and Riot got burned alive in that rocket

Because It Was Cruel:When Nia turned into the Anti-Spiral Messenger

Because It Made Me Feel Alone:The "Secret Empire" event from MARVEL Comics

Because It Pointed Out Mistakes:When Pinkie yelled at Twilight over what she did near the climax of the MLP movie

Because Of How It Concluded A Plot:The end of Cars 3 and the end of Endgame

Because It Felt Unnecessary:Iron Man's death in Endgame and Gipsy Avenger's death (I wanted 'em to live.)

Because It Recalled Something Personal:When Ultron sang "No Strings On Me" (I remember watching a video of Pinocchio long ago.)

Because One's Dreams Were Crushed:When Mantis announced Star-Lord had feelings for Gamora

Because Hard Work Went To Waste:When my petition(change . org/p/dreamworks-voltron-save-our-z) failed to save Zarkon

Because S/He Failed Miserably:When Darren Cross met his end (I feel really sorry for him.)

Because Nobody Helped Him/Her:When Woody got abandoned by the other toys after they thought he killed Buzz in the first Toy Story movie

Because It Hurt My Ship:One word, CAPTAIN AMERICA:CIVIL WAR.

Because Of What It Foreshadowed:When the Gaang lost to Azula in the 2nd season finale of The Last Airbender

Because The Cheese Made It Work:When Spock did the "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!" thing in Star Trek Into Darkness directly following Kirk's death

Because It Came At The Wrong Time:Stoick's sacrifice near the end of How To Train Your Dragon 2

Because I Felt Betrayed:Nick and Judy's falling out scene in Zootopia

Because It Made Me Regret Choices:When I came to understand Erik Killmonger

Because Of The Shown Expressions:When Reiny chose to stay on Turrawaste in the Ben 10 episode "Alone Together"

Because Of The Atmosphere:When Shang's army came across the burned village in Mulan

Because Of The Music/Lyrics:When the Backyard Gang sang "Perry Come Home" in the episode "Oh, There You Are, Perry"

Because Of The Dialogue:The last minute of "Lisa's First Word" from The Simpsons

Because I Wanted To Cry But Didn't:When Cade Yeager unsheathed the Excalibur and the Twelve Knights all gathered around to say "Seglass Ni Tonday"

Because It Applies To Real Life:The entire story and context of Night, an autobiography by Holocaust-survivor Elie Wiesel

Because It DID:Kamina's death (Hell, he died before Nia could even meet him! Thank goodness, his death resulted in my Simon becoming the Simon he is now!)


Leyenar Oh's South Park Cast Meme:

The Sensitive One(Stan Marsh)=Yuuki Asuna

The Self-Centered One(Eric Cartman)=Shashi

The Intelligent One(Kyle Brofiosky)=Iron Man

The Heroic One(Kenny McCormick)=Emperor Zarkon

The Innocent One(Butters Scotch)=Ultron

The Mature One(Wendy Testaburger)=Spider-Man

The Cynical One(Craig Tucker)=Jackson Storm

The Paranoid One(Tweek Tweak)=Lightning McQueen

The Friendly One(Bebe Stevens)=Tow Mater

The Sweet One(Heidi Turner)=Rumble

The Not-So-Clever One(Clyde Donovan)=Sharon Carter

The Calm One(Token Black)=Drax The Destroyer

The Cheerful One(Phillip "Pip" Pirrup)=Spike The Dragon

The Not-So-Bright One(Scott Malkinson)=Loki

The Optimistic One(Jimmy Valmer)=Star-Lord

The Cognizant(Timmy Burch)=Ronan The Accuser

The Tomboy(Tammy Warner)=Cruz Ramirez

The Sci-Fi Addict(Kevin Stoley)=Lance

The Benevolent One(Red)=Captain America

The Young Genius(Ike Brofiosky)=Pidge

The Angry One(Shelly Marsh)=Bruce Banner/The Hulk

The Kind-Hearted One(Bradley Biggle)=Scarlet Witch

The Teacher(Mr. Garrison)=Annalise Keating


Top 10 Characters That Deserve Better:

#1:Emperor Zarkon and Orm Marius/Ocean Master

(Zarkon)
I still can't believe DreamWorks, the company that created my Zarkins, is also the company that created Megamind, the most goody-two-shoes villain in the whole entire universe.

(Orm)
He who stands up for the nation, the people, and the creatures, is not a villain but a REAL HERO. He’s kind of an eco-warrior, he’s got a very clear gripe with the surface world, which has been polluting his oceans for centuries. And that’s something for me—I’m sure for you too—that’s very easy to understand. If somebody was just constantly polluting our air and ruining how we lived…In many ways, he recalled me of Toxie from the Toxic Avenger musical which I really wanna watch someday.

#2:Taishakuten from RG Veda and Griffith from Berserk

(Taishakuten)
Let me start off by saying there will be spoilers. How can you talk about this guy and not slip some spoilers? Clamp loves to pull the good guy is now a bad guy card but Taishakuten flips it around. Taishakuten, who first appears as the usurping tyrant, turns out to be some admirable dude who was just trying to keep his promise to the man he was lusting over.

What separates Taishakuten from all the other hordes of Clamp camp cads is that he does absolutely everything, and I mean everything, in his power to keep his promise. He is arguably one of the most selfless Clamp characters ever, completely handing over his purpose for living to Ashura-oh. His love for the late Ashura is beautiful, tragic, and destructive. How many people can truly say they love somebody so much that they would be willing to murder them, eat them, and then scapegoat as a traitor to the rest of the world in order to preserve your lover’s heir who they begot with a woman?

He isn’t afraid to bloody his hands to get what he wants. “I’ll do anything to get what I want even if I have to change the stars in the sky,” is his mantra but rather than meaning he selfishly wishes to rule over the universe, he only wishes to keep his promise to Ashura-oh. That is what he wants. I think the extreme measures he takes are admirable in the sense that he is so loyal and dedicated. He loves so fiercely, too fiercely, with the rage of a thousand burning suns.

I absolutely love his role in RG Veda. While he’s thought of to be one contemptible BAMF for the majority of the series, it turns out that he is the most sensible. Had the six stars truly been stopped, sure the world would still be ruled with an iron fist, but the heroes of our tale would not have had to die a gruesome, painful, suffering death. Taishakuten’s intentions were not only the most admirable but they were also the most informed. Overall, I find his tale the most tragic because not only does he have to go on living a solitary life seen as this evil dictator whilst secretly pining for the one he loves but can never have, he has to put up with Shashi. I mean really. Nobody would want to wish that on another soul.

Okay, I could ramble about this man for centuries so I’ll wrap it up with a shallow note:dat eye, and seriously, people, you really need to stop shipping Taishakuten with other people, 'cause no matter who you ship him with, his heart will always be directed at the one and only Ashura-oh. Whereas my thing is, I love how UTTERLY screwed up his devotion to Ashura-oh was. He committed genocide and cannibalism for the sake of his love! This is a guy who is perfectly willing to be a complete monster for the sake of the man he loves, and does Taishakuten regret any of this? Not a damn thing. He's basically a darker, danker version of Simon The Digger, I can practically see him overflowing with Spiral Power while doing the thing in the cockpit of a Gunman.

(Griffith)
Griffith is such a complicated entity, yet he seems to be the most human in the series. The things he does for his ambition is something that so many people would do in real life if they could. The scene where he has sex with Charlotte and thinks about Guts was when he really started getting to me. His feelings made him feel out of control leading him to have intercourse to establish some semblance of control and landed him in quite a pickle.

I feel that when he became Femto and raped Casca, it was an attempt to do something terrible, horrible and totally awful to the Gutsca child as a means of revengeance. Anyhoo, it was so painful to see him do the very thing that he saved her from.

Griffith is such a well rounded character and I feel like he and Guts are two sides of the same coin. I would love to see an ending where they both die together in a twisted way with smiles on their faces. With or without the shipping glasses, I feel that the two of them are a shared existence and need to be eliminated together.

#3:Ultron
He's the most bad-ass character MARVEL has ever created, plus his true motives are not yet revealed(and I'm the only one who knows it).

#4:Darren Cross and Kylo Ren
They don't deserve to be hated, and people are always shipping them with the wrong ones when they have to be shipped with each other.

#5:Rossiu Adai
Well, he may have got the wrong motives and framed my Simon for a crime he didn't commit, but in the end, he came to his senses. I think it's time to forgive him, and Simon still trusts him, even after all he's done.

#6:Electro from The Amazing Spider-Man 2
He constantly suffered 'cause everybody failed to notice him, and Sony made the worst mistake of its run by killing him off.

#7:Captain Marvel(and Brie Larson)
Please stop the hate and spread the love, hating on Carol(and Brie) is like the same as hating on your cat or dog for causing mischief or hating on your teacher for not giving you an A, or, in the quirkies' case, hating on a No. 1 Hero that can't pay a visit to UA 'cause she's far too busy defending distant galaxies.

#8:Rumble from My Little Pony
I know A LOT of you out there hate him, but he's the cutest pony I've ever seen.

#9:Robbie Rotten
I used to hate him, but now I think Robbie Rotten is very funny. He even created a meme called "We Are Number One" which started in late fall of 2016 then it became a dead meme since close to the end of January of 2017. Plus his actor suffered from pancreatic cancer.

#10:All Villain Characters
Who needs anymore words?!?!?! Innocent villains are having their lives taken away just because of one reason:they're villains. Can somebody please, please, PLEASE stand up for these poor villains? (except for Shashi 'cause she's the biggest LOSER in the history of all universes, including our own)


My Dream School Teachers:

Annalise Keating

The 13th Doctor

They're all I need.


Why I Like Green Lantern Oaths:
They're really aggressive, in a good way! And you know what's better? RED LANTERN OATHS! Oh, how late I'd been when I found out the reds' oath was actually pretty cool.


Favorite Movies By Rating:

G:The Kung Fu Panda Series

PG:Incredibles 2

PG-13:The Avengers, 2012

R:The Spy Who Dumped Me

Not Rated:Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann The Movie ~Childhood's End~ and ~The Lights In The Sky Are Stars~


MARVEL Controversy Meme:

Favorite Character:Captain Marvel

Despised Character:Pepper Potts

Favorite Villain:Ultron :333

Despised Villain:Helmut Zemo

Overrated:Pepper Potts

Underrated:Ultron

Favorite Couple:Captain America X Iron Man

Despised Couple:Hulk X Black Widow

Favorite Movie:The first Avengers movie

Despised Movie:First Avenger, Winter Soldier, Iron Man 1 and 3


Top 10 Favorite Canon Couples:

#1:All canon pairings in the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann fandom(especially Simonia)

#2:Taishakuten X Ashura-oh (TAISHURA-OH RULEZ!!!!!!!!!)

#3:Catra X Adora

#4:Korra X Asami

#5:Megamind X Roxanne

#6:Emmet X Lucy

#7:Magnus X Alec

#8:Brandon X Nikki

#9:Deadpool X Shiklah

#10:Mater X Holley


Top 10 Couples That Deserve Better:

#1:Hal Jordan X Thaal Sinestro

#2:USS Vengeance X Khan Noonien Singh/John Narrison

#3:Captain America X Iron Man

#4:Spock X James T. Kirk

#5:Star-Lord X Ronan The Accuser

#6:Sendak X Shiro

#7:Jason Lee Scott X Zordon

#8:Taishakuten X Ashura-oh

#9:Gipsy Danger X Mako Mori

#10:Gipsy Avenger X Amara Namani


Top 10 Couples That Deserve The Worst:

#1:Iron Man X Pepper Potts

#2:Captain America X Black Widow

#3:Shiro X Allura

#4:Star-Lord X Gamora

#5:Raleigh Becket X Mako Mori

#6:Captain America X Sharon Carter

#7:Hal Jordan X Carol Ferris

#8:Lightning McQueen X Sally Carrera

#9:Spock X Nyota Uhura

#10:Owen Grady X Claire Dearing


Top 10 Characters That Are Good Enough For My Fatality Dummies/Fatality Targets:

1. Pepper Potts
She deserves to die by the hand of my fave Mortal Kombat character of all time:RAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, not just Raiden, I'm bringing the entire MK universe to execute her.

2. Shashi
She didn't deserve the manner Ashura killed her in the original manga, I need Sub-Zero to freeze her and shatter her to bits!

3. Carol Ferris
I'm personally bringing on Scorpion to snap her neck and rip off her spine.

4. Haggar
This sorry excuse of an empress needs a drink chugged down her throat via Bo' Rai Cho.

5. Sally Carrera
She needs to be turned into a pile of scrap metal at the hands of Triborg.

6. Ishani
Same manner as above.

7. Helmut Zemo
Reptile REALLY needs to breath fire on this bastich and incinerate him.

8. Claire Dearing
Even though Mortal Kombat doesn't have dinosaurs, I NEED to see her get eaten alive by a dinosaur.

9. Elita One
Same manner as Sally and Ishani.

10. Crystal Amaquelin
Alright, Raiden's back for this one, 'cause Crystal's worst enemy AKA Le Star-Lord also uses electricity to fight.


Update:I am no longer Cruz Disorder, my account is no longer dedicated to the World Of Cars. That means...I can write anything! (All my Avengers fanfiction will have an awesome Ultron in each one!)

I am just an easygoing 17-year-old girl living in South Korea. I am a very weird girl(and am very proud of that fact). And I am NOT afraid to express that through writing fan fiction. I have a hellhole for a brain, by the way.

My current obsession is Green Lantern, and I'm currently thinking of two stories starring my insanely overpowered Red Lanternsona Leyenar Overkill, as well as working on a DC Super Hero Girls story in which she is a supporting character. But for now, I'll just stick with writing Sinestro-centric stories while also trying to outline a comedic rewrite of the 2011 epic failure.

Also...I hate the people who say Cars 2(my favorite movie in da whole entire Cars franchise) sucks and that it should be wiped clean off the earth, because they are WRONG!

~A Side Story About How Simon The Digger Became My Hero~

At first, I didn't think of Simon as no more or less than a SUPER AWESOME character, so I tried to find a MALE partner suitable for him but I couldn't. So, therefore I decided that the Gurren Lagann fandom is far, far superior than all others(including myself) and put Simon on the zenith of it all. Right after that, I discovered how amazing the Simon X Viral pairing was, but it was too late. So I learned to love Nia, to put a stop to the undeniable temptation of Simon X Viral and to ensure that the Gurren Lagann fandom was still untouched, pure. And now I love everything in said fandom, including Lordgenome and even the Anti-Spiral. But no matter what, Simon will always stay my One Above All, my hero without a doubt, and the one guy who I will never, ever get to reach. When I become famous, I'mma have a digger coat similar to his.

~Another Side Story~

I don't quite like the Jake and Neytiri pairing, but I'm happy for them, nonetheless. That aside, James Cameron's Avatar is indeed brilliant, showing the conflict between man and nature beautifully.


Story Statuses:

(Crossing The Arirang Pass/Earth-199999)

Avenge Us-Ongoing

Endgame Trailer 199999 Edition-Complete

Last Words-Complete

The Inevitable Iron Man-Coming Soon

Avengers 5:Reassembled-Coming Soon

Going The Distance-Coming Soon

Passing The Torch-Coming Soon

(Lanterniverse)

Spirit Of Revengeance-Coming Soon

Retaliation-Coming Soon

(Normal)

Somar-Le's Big Day-Coming Soon

Frozen Feelings-Complete

My Heart Will Go On-Complete

Open The Floodgates-Ongoing

Jaylah Takes The Stand-Coming Soon

Dawnbreaker:The Brand-New Wrath Of Khan-Complete

Dawnbreaker 2:Despair's Counterattack-Ongoing

Dawnbreaker 3:Invasion Of The Ring Snatchers-Coming Soon

Hell Or High Water-Coming Soon

Arms Race-Coming Soon

Trials By Fire-Ongoing

Merchant Of Death, Warrior Of Life-Coming Soon

Do You Trust Me?-Complete

The Light Of The Darkest Heart-Coming Soon

I Dreamed A Dream(Jessie's Version)-Complete

Batman's Turn-Complete

When We Didn't Get Along-Complete

Fight For Your Life, Thaal Sinestro-Ongoing

The Lay Of Thrym-Complete

Avengers Story:To Infinity War & Beyond-Ongoing

Perfect In Every Stinkin' Way-Coming Soon

Just Another Dull & Boring Day-Ongoing

You Dare Lecture Sinestro?!-Coming Soon

Untying The Knot Part 6-Complete

She's Not A Stranger To The Dark-Complete

Ascendant-Ongoing


My story "Merchant Of Death, Warrior Of Life" is based on the Japanese anime "Disk Wars:Avengers". It also contains a touch of Hickmanvengers, obvious by the title.


Leyenar Oh's Age/Arirang Timeline:

12 in the beginning (2015)

13 during the Civil War (2016)

15 and 20 in Avenge Us (2018~2023)

20 in The Inevitable Iron Man (2023)

21 in Avengers 5:Reassembled (2024)

22 in Going The Distance (2025)


Define "Insane Tony Stark":

-Tony Stark of Earth-415 who had something more than just a crush on Captain America who never got frozed, married Peggy Carter, and had a daughter with her. It led the poor boy to go all cray-cray and swear revengeance on Sharon, Cap and Peggy's daughter.


Define "Revengeance":

-the act of gaining revenge at a rate of at least 2.54 times greater to that of standard revenge and 1.61 that of standard vengeance.

-considered to be an act of the most violent retaliation.

-while revenge is served cold and vengeance is served hot revengeance is often seen served with Cajun with a side of onion rings and often shawarma.


Define "Analie":

-A word of description meaning squishy and green.


Define "Whut":

-A more surprised and/or confused version of "what" used in text-based communication.


There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her, saying:

"Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine."


You cannot always save the damsel, if she can handle her own distress.

You cannot always be the knight in shining armor, if makeup and smiles are her own shield.

You cannot always slay the dragon, if she has her own strength to do so.

And you most certainly cannot always climb the tower; maybe there’s a reason she’s so high above you.

So concentrate on your own battles, dragons, and happily-ever-afters.

And let her live her own fairy tale—her own once upon a time.

Because girls do not always need the knight, the prince, or fairy godmother, to make their ever-afters happy.


GIRL COMEBACKS!!!

Man:Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:Is this seat empty?

Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?

Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:I'm a female impersonator.

Man:Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman:Do not enter.

Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman:Unfertilized.

Man:Your body is like a temple.

Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman:But would you stay there?

Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman:If I could see you naked, I'd just shoot you with a shotgun.

Man:If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman:Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man:Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman:Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man:Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman:About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man:Why aren't you married yet?

Woman:Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man:I know how to please a Woman.

Woman:Well, please go jump into a black hole.

Man:Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!

Woman:Go to hell.

Man:Say, haven't we met before?

Woman:Yes, I'm the supreme commander of the Carol Corps. (a society of zealots worshipping Captain Marvel)

Man:I can tell that you want me.

Woman:You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!


And now for Something Sweet...

Sinestro:Do I ever cross your mind?

Hal:No.

Sinestro:Do you like me?

Hal:No.

Sinestro:Do you want me?

Hal:No.

Sinestro:Would you cry if I left?

Hal:No.

Sinestro:Would you live for me?

Hal:No.

Sinestro:Would you do anything for me?

Hal:No.

Sinestro:Choose—me or your life?

Hal:My life.

Thaal Sinestro flies away in shock and pain and Hal Jordan flies after and says...

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


The Oath Of The Avengers

Raise your right hand and read this oath aloud.

Each white streak that goes through the sky will be Iron Man to me.

No matter what goes on, hope forever will I see.

When the news turns on, I will always look for SHIELD.

When there is work to be done, I'll be out there on the field.

I know now, that it's not smart to prank Clint.

All info for a mission I'll take as a hint.

I'll remember the Captain whenever a punching bag breaks.

I'll stay true to myself, whatever it takes.

In missions I'll fight until we have one.

I'll say son of John when I hear Johnson.

Most important of all, whatever tears us apart, no matter if it's

black holes,

aliens,

magic,

terrorists,

or some other strange anomaly,

we will stick together, because I've loved the Avengers from the start.


I'm that girl,

The one that reads because books are her escape,

The one that writes because words open the exit from reality,

The one that doesn't want to care what others think,

The one that cries for strangers,

The one that pretends not to be miserable for others,

The one that sacrifices pleasures for her dreams,

The one that is used to being alone,

The one that understands the misunderstood,

The one that stands up for the abnormal,

The one that laughs to make others laugh,

The one that swallows her own anger to prevent fights,

The one that hides behind a fake smile and an 'I'm fine.',

The one that would tear the universe apart for her "friends",

The one that would give up her happiness for the happiness of others,

The one that stands out in school,

The one that other kids sneer at,

The one that grew up faster,

The one that felt like the oldest,

The one that makes mistakes,

The one that will always regret those mistakes,

The one that is different,

The one that takes pride in that difference,

The one that truly wants to make a difference.


Choose Your Lantern Meme:

Red/Rage:Myself
(Standard Ring Version) Leyenar Oh of Earth, you have great rage in your heart.
(Faux Ring Version) Leyenar Oh of Earth, you have the ability to harness great rage.

You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.

Orange/Avarice:Shashi
Shashi of Earth, you want it all. The Orange Lantern gives it to you.

Yellow/Fear:Grand Admiral Thrawn
Mitth'raw'nuruodo of Csilla, you have the ability to instill great fear. Welcome to the Sinestro Corps.

Green/Will:Jaylah
Jaylah of -KRTZKT ERROR KAAK-, you have the willpower to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.

Blue/Hope:Captain Marvel
Carol Danvers of Earth, you have the ability to inspire great hope. Welcome to the Blue Lantern Corps.

Indigo/Compassion:Emperor Zarkon
Zarkon of Daibazaal, you have the ability to feel great compassion. Welcome to the Indigo Tribe.

Violet/Love:Mothra
Mothra of Earth, you are capable of giving great love. Welcome to the Star Sapphire Corps.

White/Life:Spock
S'chn T'gai Spock of Vulcan, destiny awaits.

Black/Death:N/A


Friendvengers AKA Civil Union

*Iron Man narrates* What is this, Stranger? I don't need to see this. I remember it as vividly as if it happened today.

~Then~

Tony:The public doesn't want masks and secret identities. They wan't to feel safe when we're around, and there's no other way to win their respect.

*Iron Man narrates* This was where it passed the point of no return. I reached out to Cap...I tried to end the war...

Tony:You've known me half my adult life, Cap. You know I wouldn't do this unless I believed in it with all my heart. We don't want to fight you. Just give me the chance to tell you our plans for my 21st century overhaul.

*Iron Man narrates* ...and he DIDN'T trust me enough to listen. When he reached out his hand to mine, there was a WEAPON hidden in it.

*The Stranger narrates* So there was. But in this divergent reality, you did something you did NOT do in your own world. You were honest.

Tony:Steve...Thank you for doing this. Like I said, I BELIEVE in what I'm doing...but I want to be sure I'm doing it the RIGHT WAY. I need somebody I TRUST to MAKE SURE I am. I need your help, Cap.

*The Stranger narrates* That simple admission changed the course of history.

Steve:Let's talk.

SHIELD Agent:Oh, no. Lady Hill, Captain America's carrying a concealed weapon! Sensors show it can SHUT DOWN Iron Man's armor! I'm releasing Codename:Lightning(that's Thor's clone)!

Maria Hill:Negative, Agent Franks! I'll alert Stark of the danger, but for now Codename:Lightning is to stay inert! Confirm!

Agent Franks:Uh...we may have a slight problem there, ma'am. (Clone Thor jumps off the plane)

~At The Battlefield~

Clone Thor:Kneel, ye wretches! Kneel and surrender, lest ye face the wrath of the GOD OF THUNDER!

Steve:What the...THOR?!?!?!

Tony:Oh, hell. That ain't Thor. It's a CLONE...and it looks like it's outta control. Reed...

Mr. Fantastic:On it. Shutdown code Richard Wagner, 18—

Clone Thor:Silence, mortal. If ye stand in the way of my noble mission, then you are branded TRAITOR.

Goliath:Get ready for the shortest comeback in history, Thor.

Clone Thor:I think not.

*Iron Man narrates* Oh, no, Stranger, I don't want to see this. I don't...(Clone Thor attacks)

Tony:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The Stranger narrates* This is NOT your world, Anthony Stark. Here, you were caught in the heat of battle when your creation sought to slay Goliath. Here, you saw what was about to happen...and ACTED.

*Iron Man narrates* I see where this is going now. Only Reed and I knew the code to shut him down. Reed's unconscious, and with my armor's systems scrambleed by that blast, my microphone isn't working. I always said I'd trade places with Goliath if I could. I'm glad to see I meant it. This...is a good way to die, Stranger.

*The Stranger narrates* Do not be so hasty, Anthony Stark. Here, you are not without FRIENDS.

Steve:You want him? Then, you'll have to go through ME.

*The Stranger narrates* Captain America bought you the time you needed for your armor to repair itself. And, though you began the day as enemies, you forgot your differences and instead remembered the countless times you two stood side by side and fought against overwhelming odds. And you did so once again. The others followed your example, united to face the common threat. To defeat the soulless creature that wore the form of Thor. And together, you SUCCEEDED. But one battle would NOT resolve the issues that pitted friend against friend, soul against soul, Iron Man against Captain America.

Tony:...Now what? I'm glad we're talking, Steve. But I haven't changed my mind against this. Superhumans are too dangerous to run around unsupervised. they need to be properly trained; they need to be held responsible for their actions.

Steve:And I still refuse to give up the freedoms our founding fathers fought for just because it's politically expedient. You're talking about giving the government control over every superhuman in the nation. I say no government can be trusted with that kind of power.

Tony:But YOU can.

Steve:I'm sorry?

Tony:Steve, you stood with me when we confronted the Young Avengers and told them they'd either have to quit or submit to training in the use of their powers. You don't disagree with the philosophy behind the registration act, you disagree with the government being the one to administer it. So YOU do it.

Steve:I don't think I'm any more qualified than...

Tony:Oh, PLEASE, Cap! You're pretty much the only one in the world everybody would trust with their real names. Let's take the government OUT of this. Make the AVENGERS responsible for policing our own. We'll CONSULT with the government, work with 'em the way we always have. We'll train young heroes in the use of their talents, and make sure active heroes use their powers responsibly. But at the end of the day, superhumans' identities would remain secret, known only to you. Steve, it's the only way I can think of to end this without blood.

Steve:I don't know. That much responsibility in the hands of one man...what if I'm killed? Or compromised somehow...impersonated, or mind-controlled?

Tony:I'd install the most sophisticated security measures to prevent that. We could also have trusted telepaths perform regular checks. As for your death, hand-pick your successors. Sharon Carter, the Falcon...Whoever you trust the most. I'll back you up.

Steve:I...Tony, I just don't know.

Tony:Cap, it's not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better.

Steve:You really think you can sell this to the government?

Tony:Cap...I won't have to.

Reporters*Who do you think's unmasking this time? Daredevil?* *C'mon, everybody already know who he is. I'll tell you though, as fast as Stark made us rush over here... *It better be somebody good.*

Tony:Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming at such short notice. I asked you here to announce a major development in the conflict about the Sokovia Accords. It's over. We've reached an agreement. The Accords will be administered by the Avengers, under the leadership of the one man we all trust to perform his duties with honor and sound judgement...Captain America.

The White House & SHIELD:WHAAAT?!?!?!

U.S. President:Stark didn't clear this with any of us! What do they think they're trying to pull, Lady Hill?

Maria Hill:Well, Mr. President,. like it or not...they just took their idea for settling this thing directly to the American people...and the world.

~At The White House~

Tony:No disrespect was intended, Mr. President. But let's be honest, you never would have signed off on this is we'd come to you.

U.S. President:You're darn right I wouldn't! Lady Hill and I have serious concerns about your plan.

Steve:Frankly, sir, and I include Iron Man and myself in this—nobody's completely happy with it, which is probably the best indication we have that it's good.

Tony:These are the latest poll numbers. An overwhelming majority of Americans support this arrangement. With all due respect, sir, what matters isn't whether you like it, but whether you can live with it.

U.S. President:Times like this I see when Churchill meant when he said democracy is the worst form of government...except for the others. Don't mess this up, gentlemen.

*The Stranger narrates* And you did NOT. Under you two's shared leadership, the Avengers became an unparalleled force for good...one no foe could stand against...one which quickly won the respect and admiration of those they swore to protect...The Champions Of Earth stood together, united, under the name of the Avengers. Young superhumans were trained by their elders, taught both tactics and responsibility, serving only by choice, their identities shielded. And when discipline became necessary...it was cast out by their worshipers, both swiftly and justly. So began a new golden age of heroes, far different from what had come before...in others, much the same.

Tony:Steve, you're still here. It's late.

Steve:Just entering the data from today's meeting.

Tony:Sorry I missed it. Got tied up in Washington. How'd it go?

Steve:Routine. Dr. Pym thinks that the Space Phantoms are up to something.

Tony:Don't get me started on the Space Phantoms. I hate those guys.

Edwin Jarvis:I thought I heard your voice, Master Stark. Tea, sirs?

Tony:Thanks, Jarvis. You're a lifesaver. Cap?

Steve:Hm?

Tony:I love you.

Steve:I know.

~The End~


WHAT I WANNA SEE:

A disabled emcee on CNN

A worker lecturing life philosophy

A divorced woman being elected for president

A Southeast Asian person becoming the Mayor of New York

A police chief saluting to a young student who came to New York to chase his/her dreams

People visiting the CIA headquarters to encourage the operatives

Less cars on the streets

Pretty plump African kids playing on the streets with friends around the world

Churches hanging out lanterns for Buddha's birthday

Temples setting up trees for Christmas

My glorious free country, the USA, opening up to the world

WHAT I WANNA DO:

Greet a much-respected lesbian member of the Congress with a big hug

Meet a black female Pope

Dance around the streets with an alien from a faraway planet

Change the world with the power of fanfiction

Adapt my favorite completed fics into books, especially the Avengers-related ones

Talk to MARVEL about Stony and StarAccuser and Ultron and Darren Cross and why they had to make Thanos the hero

Talk to LucasFilm about Kylo Ren

Talk to DreamWorks about Shendak and Zarkon and Megamind

Talk to Saban Entertainment about Dean Israelite and why he made the WRONG ranger gay

Introduce Disney and Pixar to Cars 'N' Planes


QUESTIONS ABOUT ME

Have you ever been asked out?

Nah.

Where did you get your default picture?

DeviantArt.

What's your middle name?

Josephine Electrana. (or Monkey Girdle, according to the Name Change-O-Chart)

Your current relationship status?

Single.

Does your crush like you back?

No, since he's fictional. My crush is none other than the magnificent Grand Admiral Mitth'raw'nuruodo!

What is your current mood?

Mediocre.

Favorite YouTuber?

ann2who, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh68_Vm64LOfMkupGTck1nw

Missing something?

My friends(Ash, Melinda, Vic, Morgan and Cody)

If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I would persuade MARVEL to...
1) cast Chris Pine as Hawkeye.
2) get multiple directors to work on Endgame, like Joss Whedon, Taika Waititi, Jon Favreau and the Russos should've only worked on the action sequences. THAT would have made Endgame the greatest MCU movie with Stony becoming canon and liberty and shawarma for all!

If you can be an animal for one day, what would you be?

My fave dinosaur, Daspletosaurus.

Ever had a near death experience?

Not yet, but I hope I can.

Something you do a lot?

Singing, writing, reading and ranting.

The song stuck in your head?

Any good song I listen to any day.

Who did you copy and paste this from?

dodgerxrita.

Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I DON'T KNOW!

Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

I wish I can.

If you could have one superpower what would it be?

Spiral Power.

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their appearance.

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I haven't been to Starbucks.

What's your biggest secret?

My family have NO clue about any of my fanfics nor what's in my head.

Favorite color(s)?

Gold and red.

Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Phineas & Ferb, it's really cool.

Who the hell do you think you are?

A Red Lantern. Or, maybe, a Dark Sith Lord. I DON'T KNOW!

Do you speak any other language?

Korean, my mother language.

What's your favorite smell?

The sweet smell of victory!

Describe your life in one word what would it be?

AVENGING IS SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope!

What should you be doing?

Vomiting napalm blood on the atrocities' faces.

Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

yeaka on Archive Of Our Own.

Do you like working in the yard?

Nope.

If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Overkill.

Do you act differently around the person you like?

You have no idea.

What is your natural hair color?

Brownish black, but I want pure red hair, like Pyrrha Nikos.

Who was the last person to make you cry?

My homophobic parents.

What's the best thing you could cook?

Gee, I totally wish I can make excellent cream pasta.

What is your favorite thing to do?

Avenging.

What's your theme song?

Well, as myself and my Red Lanternsona Leyenar Overkill, it's "Broken & Beautiful" by Kelly Clarkson. As my MARVELsona-slash-goddessona-slash-Mary Sue-slash-interdimensional Deus Ex Machina Le Star-Lord, it's "咲いて" by Kamen Rider Girls.

What do you want more than anything right now?

JUSTICE!!

Do you get scared in the dark?

Nah.

Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

Nope.

Blondes or brunettes?

I DON'T CARE!

What annoys you most?

People who don't ship the Leyenar Fleet, and multishippers.

What do you most want for your birthday?

I want ONE thing, and it's nigh impossible.

Ever entered surgery?

Does having my teeth removed count?

Any "bad" habits?

I never tolerate pairings that violate the Fleet.

Do looks matter?

No, 'cause we learned from Belle and the Beastly Prince, don't judge a book by its cover.

Do you have all your fingers and toes?

Yep.

Republican or democrat?

Neither to be honest, but I do hate the commies.

Mashed potatoes or macs and cheese?

MACS AND CHEESE ALL THE WAY!

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Run around the house acting all crazy and hyper. Then probably spend it on movie-making...

Anything else?

Pepper Potts sucks, Pepper Potts sucks, Simon is awesome, Pepper Potts sucks...


Have you ever:

( ) smoked a cigarette (Nope, not for me.)

( ) smoked a cigar (If I've never smoked a cigarette, it stands to reason that I wouldn't have smoked a cigar.)

( ) crashed a friend's car (No, I'm not old enough to drive yet.)

( ) stolen a car (Ask me again the day after my first drive.)

(x) been in love

( ) been dumped

( ) dumped someone (What is it with the love questions?)

( ) shoplifted (Not that stupid.)

( ) been fired (No one's gotten the opportunity yet.)

( ) been in a fist fight

( ) snuck out of your parents' house (I considered it...seriously, anyway.)

(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back (Does Grand Admiral Thrawn count?)

( ) been arrested (No, I am not a criminal, thank you very much!)

( ) lied to a friend

(x had a crush on a teacher (Well, I did, twice, they were both ladies, and now I'm just fine. From that incident, I actually began wondering whether I am bisexual or not.)

(x) skipped school

(x) seen someone die (Does fictional characters count?)

( ) been to Canada (I probably will one day.)

( ) been to Mexico (Ditto.)

(x) been on a plane (Only once, but then who hasn't?)

( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire (Now, who in their right mind would do that?!)

( ) eaten Sushi

( ) been snowboarding

( ) been moshing at a concert

( ) taken painkillers

(x) love someone or miss someone right now (The Avengers)

( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by

(x) made a snow angel (When I was little...)

( ) had a tea party

( ) flown a kite

( ) gone puddle jumping

( ) played dress up

( ) jumped into a pile of leaves

( ) cheated while playing a game

(x) been lonely (Who hasn't? I rather enjoy it, actually.)

( ) fallen asleep at work/school

(x) used a fake id (ARGH! What is it with these criminal questions?!)

( ) watched the sun set

( ) felt an earthquake (Haven't had that particular misfortune yet.)

( ) touched a snake

(x) slept beneath the stars (we all sleep beneath the stars. True, there may be stuff between us and them, like roofs and the like...)

(x) been tickled (Bad...I'm ticklish...)

(x) read an entire authors profile (Some of them are actually pretty good. Of course, this isn't one of them.)

( ) been robbed

( ) petted a reindeer/goat

( ) won a contest

( ) run a red light (OBJECTION! The prosecution is making far-fetched and unwarranted claims!)

( ) been suspended from school (Nah, not that bad...)

( ) caught a butterfly (Nope...)

(x) laughed so hard you cried (Blame Dav Pilkey...)

( ) had someone moon/flash you

( ) cheated on a test (Nope, all free!)

( ) had a Britney Spears CD (Ew ew ew ew ew ew...)

(x) forgotten someone's name (Plenty of times...)

( ) French braided someones hair

( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool (-Shudder-)

( ) put a hamster down someone else's top (Remind me to do that sometime.)

(x) given up on religion (Was a Christian for a lot o' years...Then I gave up...)


Interesting and insane laws:

I can't take the movies on my computer to USA, my late father said it's illegal. WTFU(Where's The Fair Use) in this universe?!?!?!

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What...the...)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Whoever passed this law was obviously half-asleep.)

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Lol...)

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Oh great. Looks like we'll have to wait an extra hour to have lunch then.)

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (In that case most of the world should be locked up in prison.)

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (I'm sure we'll all be thinking of our stomachs when the building's on fire.)

It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. (Excluding all else, who'd want to have sex on a parked motorcycle?)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Makes sense if you think about it, but on first impression...)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (This might be better off in the "Only in America" section.)

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (A pity. That's a novelty I'd pay money to see.)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Strange, but not illogical until you take into account that there is no coastline at all in the state in which this is a law...)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (AHH! HELP! FIRE!)

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Whoever came up with this? We should give him a Nobel Prize for such a masterful logical conclusion.)


A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else i'm locked up, All day long,

When i'm awake i'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more.

I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is Tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I'm the one who can't accept myself.

I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the boy who was left beaten on my lawn cause I confided my homosexuality in my parents.

—Everybody Who Really Needs A Dose Of Leyenar


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".


Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.

They say that time heals all wounds, but all it's done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you.

And I love you.

—unmistakably a Taishura/GriffGuts quote (said from Taishakuten's/Griffith's perspective)


“I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be... than me.”

―Wreck-It Ralph


"If you are determined to succeed in life, nothing can stop you, except maybe a truck.

Because if a truck runs you over, you'd pretty much be stopped."

―Timmy Failure


Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Hell was full, so I came back.

Life ends but revengeance is forever.

I’d be good if I could, but I can’t, so I won’t.

Baddies, internet bullies, multishippers, Mpreg writers and those who violate the Leyenar Fleet have hope because they cannot see death standing behind them.

—Leyenar Oh


"The best fighters do not show off their anger."

"The wisest warrior wins without a battle."

"The flexible willow tree does NOT fight against the fierce wind—yet it survives."

"She who conquers her own mind is the greatest warrior."

"The mind is stronger than the flesh. It can defeat any opponent, no matter how strong."

"Titles and trophies have no value to the man who is at peace with herself."

"True greatness is anonymous. Therefore the greatest man is nobody."


Of the good in you I can speak, but not of the evil.

For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst?

Verily when good is hungry it seeks food even in dark caves, and when it thirsts it drinks even of dead waters.

You are good when you are one with yourself.

Yet when you are not one with yourself you are not evil.

For a divided house is not a den of thieves; it is only a divided house.

And a ship without rudder may wander aimlessly among perilous isles yet sink not to the bottom.

You are good when you strive to give of yourself.

Yet you are not evil when you seek gain for yourself.

For when you strive for gain you are but a root that clings to the earth and sucks at her breast.

Surely the fruit cannot say to the root, "Be like me, ripe and full and ever giving of your abundance."

For to the fruit giving is a need, as receiving is a need to the root.

You are good when you are fully awake in your speech,

Yet you are not evil when you sleep while your tongue staggers without purpose.

And even stumbling speech may strengthen a weak tongue.

You are good when you walk to your goal firmly and with bold steps.

Yet you are not evil when you go thither limping.

Even those who limp go not backward. But you who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

You are good in countless ways, and you are not evil when you are not good,

You are only loitering and sluggard.

Pity that the stags cannot teach swiftness to the turtles.

In your longing for your giant self lies your goodness: and that longing is in all of you.

But in some of you that longing is a torrent rushing with might to the sea, carrying the secrets of the hillsides and the songs of the forest.

And in others it is a flat stream that loses itself in angles and bends and lingers before it reaches the shore.

But let not him who longs much say to him who longs little, "Wherefore are you slow and halting?"

For the truly good ask not the naked, "Where is your garment?" nor the houseless, "What has befallen your house?"

—Kahlil Gibran, "On Good & Evil"


You would know the secret of death.

But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life?

The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light.

If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life.

For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one.

In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond;

And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring.

Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.

Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when he stands before the king whose hand is to be laid upon him in honor.

Is the shepherd not joyful beneath his trembling, that he shall wear the mark of the king?

Yet is he not more mindful of his trembling?

For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?

And what is it to cease breathing, but to free the breath from its restless tides, that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered?

Only when you drink from the river of silence shall you indeed sing.

And when you have reached the mountain top, then you shall begin to climb.

And when the earth shall claim your limbs, then shall you truly dance.

—Kahlil Gibran, "On Death"


WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of the US is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.


"It was the best of times...

It was the worst of times.

It was the age of wisdom...

It was the age of foolishness.

It was the epoch of belief...

It was the epoch of incredulity.

It was the season of Light...

It was the season of Darkness.

It was the spring of hope...

It was the winter of despair.

We had everything before us...

We had nothing before us.

We were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

—Charles Dickens, "A Tale Of 2 Cities"


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Leyenar, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my stuff when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

I miss my best friends...


Dog VS Cat

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I never the less must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.

I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.

However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'

I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.

I must try this again tomorrow—but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return.

He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.

My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Because apparently, cats are smart.


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00.

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our call, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies...(you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.


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If you could read that, put it in your profile.


I'm an atheist.Those who hate me for it read this.

"An Atheist loves his fellow man instead of god.

An Atheist believes that heaven is something for which we should work now—here on earth for all men together to enjoy.

An Atheist believes that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction, and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue it and enjoy it.

An Atheist believes that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment.

He seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god.

An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church.

An Atheist believes that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said.

An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death.

He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated.

He wants man to understand and love man.

He wants an ethical way of life.

He believes that we cannot rely on a god or channel action into prayer nor hope for an end of troubles in a hereafter.

He believes that we are our brother's keepers; and are keepers of our own lives; that we are responsible persons and the job is here and the time is now."


Help, quick, I’ve unscrewed the top on a ticking bomb

By: Jeremy Clarkson

Like any responsible parent, I would not leave a loaded gun in the children’s playroom or keep my painkillers in their sweetie tin. But it turns out that for two years there has been a nuclear bomb in one of my kitchen cupboards, between the tomato ketchup and the Rice Krispies.

It’s an American chilli sauce that was bought by my wife as a jokey Christmas present. And, like all jokey Christmas presents, it was put in a drawer and forgotten about. It’s called limited-edition Insanity private reserve and it came in a little wooden box, along with various warning notices. “Use this product one drop at a time,” it said. “Keep away from eyes, pets and children. Not for people with heart or respiratory problems. Use extreme caution.”

Unfortunately, we live in a world where everything comes with a warning notice. Railings. Vacuum cleaners. Energy drinks. My quad bike has so many stickers warning me of decapitation, death and impalement that they become a nonsensical blur.

The result is simple. We know these labels are drawn up to protect the manufacturer legally, should you decide one day to insert a vacuum-cleaner pipe up your bottom, or to try to remove your eye with a teaspoon. So we ignore them. They are meaningless. One drop at a time! Use extreme caution! On a sauce. Pah. Plainly it was just American lawyer twaddle.

I like a hot sauce. My bloody maries are known to cure squints. And at an Indian restaurant I will often order a vindaloo, sometimes without the involvement of a wager. So when I accidentally found that bottle of Insanity, I poured maybe half a teaspoonful onto my paella. And tucked in.

Burns victims often say that when they are actually on fire, there is no pain. It has something to do with the body pumping out adrenaline in such vast quantities that the nerve endings stop working. Well, it wasn’t like that for me.

The pain started out mildly, but I knew from past experience that this would build to a delightful fiery sensation. I was even looking forward to it. But the moment soon passed. In a matter of seconds I was in agony. After maybe a minute I was frightened that I might die. After five I was frightened that I might not.

The searing fire had surged throughout my head. My eyes were streaming. Molten lava was flooding out of my nose. My mouth was a shattered ruin. Even my hair hurt.

And all the time, I was thinking: “If it’s doing this to my head, what in the name of all that's holy is it doing to my innards?” I felt certain that at any moment my stomach would open and everything—my intestines, my liver, my heart, even—would simply splosh onto the floor. This is not an exaggeration. I really did think I was dissolving from the inside out.

Trying to keep calm, I raced, screaming, for the fridge and ate handfuls of crushed ice. This made everything worse. So, dimly remembering that Indians use bread when they've overdone the chillies, I cut a slice, threw it away and ate what remained of the very expensive Daylesford loaf, like a dog.

Nothing was working. And such was my desperation, I downed two liters of skimmed milk, something I would never normally touch with a barge pole. I was sweating profusely as my body frenziedly sought to realign its internal thermostat. I felt sick but didn’t dare regurgitate the poison for fear of the damage it would cause on the way out.

Even now, the following morning, I feel weak, shell-shocked, like I may die at any moment. And all I’d ingested was a drop.

Limited-edition Insanity sauce is ridiculous. It’s made in Costa Rica, from hot pepper extract, crushed red savina peppers, red tabasco pepper pulp, green tabasco pepper pulp, crushed red habanero peppers, crushed green habanero peppers, red habanero pepper powder and fruit juice.

Well, that’s what it says on the tin. But I don’t believe it. I think it’s made from uranium, plutonium, fertiliser, sulphuric acid, nitric acid, hydrochloric acid and ammonia, with a splash of mace. I do not believe it’s a foodstuff. It’s a weapon.

And I may have a point, since on the Scoville scale, which measures the intensity of chilli peppers, the habanero sits just below the “daisy cutter”, that American bomb designed to wipe out nations.

At present you are allowed to take 100ml of liquid onto a plane because the authorities believe such a small amount could not possibly bring down an airliner. They are wrong. If I painted just 1ml of Insanity sauce on the window of a 747, it would melt. And this is stuff you can buy on the internet. Stuff that has been sitting in my kitchen for two years.

So, what’s to be done? As you know, I am not Gordon Brown. I do not think problems can be solved with a ban, even though I really believe that a bottle of Insanity sauce is more deadly than a machine gun.

The obvious course of action is to remove warning notices from household goods that are not dangerous—cakes, for instance, and staplers. This way, we would pay more attention when something is supplied with labels advising us of great peril ahead.

Sadly, however, since we are now one of the most litigious countries in the world, this will never happen. Nor can Insanity be uninvented. It exists. A bottle of the damn stuff is sitting on my desk now and I have no idea what I should do with it.

I can’t pour it down the sink because it would get into the water table. I can’t put it in the bin because it would end up as landfill. And that’s no good for something which has a half-life of several thousand years. I can’t even take it—as I would with a grenade I’d found—to the police because they’d be tempted to use it as a legal device for getting information out of criminals. And that wouldn’t work at all. Last night, when the bread had failed and the milk was finished, I would happily have confessed to 43 counts of homosexual rape. Plus there is a side effect, certain death.


HOW COULD YOU?

By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person"―still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch―because your touch was now so infrequent―and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream...or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my doggy language, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself―a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author:If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter animals in order to prevent unwanted animals. Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet. Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.


A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To:My Loving Wife

Subject:I've Arrived

Date:16 May 2003

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!


The last hope

By USP

You hear so many things about death. Some saying we should fear it, others saying we should accept it. me did not no which of these quotes me would be, me thought me was immortal. Un was til here, in space.

me was a super hero who is always challenging her, laughing and spitting in teh face of death. But dat would not last forever, would it? Death was teh only certainty in everyone's life.

And now? She simply put my whole life on perspective, for teh first time me had time to realize what was really important to me. Of course, it was not like their was more to do on dis ship, wifout food, wifout water and in 36 hours or less, wifout oxygen.

- Okay, me can do dis .- me whipered, before taking a little breath as teh words already spoken did not leave my brain. It was now or never.

- Hi Steve, if you see dis now, it's coz me probably died. And it's not like mem calling you every week and talking about what's going on in my life, believe me me wanted to. - me stopped a few seconds, coz me wanted to say so many things to teh captain, but at teh same time, it was as if teh topics could not organize in my brain. me expected no less, me already felt teh difficulty of reasoning, like me didn't no my name anymore.

- We 're both selfish idiots, aren't we?" But dat does not matter anymore, not when one of tus is dead. - "me was certainly out of teh ordinary when all me did when me listened to my own words was to burst out laughing. Fate and its irony, was going to be teh most honest in my entire life only when death knocked on my door, and me had two years to do it.

- You're so perfect dat sometimes me has wonder: does not dis guy get tired?" Never wanted to do something crazy? Do you ever lie in teh life? Or do not follow teh role dat everyone is waiting for him? Tan it happened, but wif me. You lied to me, having looked into deep my eyes and promised dat me would keep no more secrets, not after Ultron, not after dat result. - me could not keep talking, not wif all teh memories coming to me as if it had been yesterday. Teh scars dat me had taken so long to try to close, had opened up again and were going straight to teh bottom of my heart.

up again and were going straight to teh bottom of my heart.

- When me look at dat damn cell phone, what me want is to call you, it does not even have to be to say something important, just to hear you're voice, to have dat security dat you always passed me . But me can't feel dis way anymore, not when all me see when me close my eyes is its shield going directly into my bow, and sometimes me think it's paranoia, but teh thought dat would kill me does not leave my mind. Would you get to dat point? Everything dat reminds me of you're mark, now reminds me of teh nightmare dat me want so much to forget.- If someone a few years ago told me dat me'd be crying over teh events of two years ago, me'd have laughed until me'd said it." Tony Stark? Crying.

However teh fact dat death was made me realize how fragile teh human being was, for teh first time in my life me would leave everything me kept under lock and key, be tired of being teh tough guy, me wanted to show dat was broken and f*cked like any other person and what a better time than at his most vulnerable time?

- me swear me tried to understand you, you was only protecting me. You're moral compass was pointing teh wrong way, coz it broke what me took teh most time to give you:Trust Of course in you're opinion was to preserve me, to make me less broken and now me realize dis. So. Just let it go, me forgave you. - When teh three words came out of my mouth, after years and years of munching teh event and having dat weight on my back he left and me could breathe more relieved, for it was not just words was true forgiveness.

- Long time ago you said: If you need us, if you need me, we will be always their. God, dis is teh time Steve, me dont no what else to do, it's like my brain is stopping and all dat's left is despair. me need you, me do not want to die, not here, not now, not wif millions of things me need to tell you. - Teh pressure had been enormous, it seemed as though tears were just coming out of my body, even trying to do such a hard job to clean them. me'd say, Tony Stark crying as if it had been broken in a thousand different ways, which was true. After years and more years, teh loud sobs were showing all my trauma dat me had never put out.

put out.

When my brain still worked and me knew what me was doing, me had put together alot of iron and created a device to send teh message he had recorded to earth. Wif one touch me sent him and knew dat dis was our last choice, our last hope.

me did not no at what point Nebula had come from my side, but increasingly did not no teh difference between dream and reality, our bodies approached for warmth wifout even realizing it.

Teh only thing dat was wif me was hope. me knew from teh bottom of my heart dat Steve somewhere would be listening, dat he would come. Captain America NEVER broke a promise. And if he had promised to be here, he would be.

At some point, my heart rate dropped dramatically and it hit me like a truck., but never thinking dat Steve was not coming.

- Tony? Are you listening to me? - My mind liked to play tricks on me, coz teh voice was exactly teh Captain's voice, teh hands dat passed my body were just like his.

So me started to cry like a baby, me did not no if it was teh relief of being alive, teh relief of someone saving me or just realizing dat Peter died in front of me, like so many other heroes.

Steve would always be their for me.

When you have faith in something, you must have it until teh end of time. me had faith in Steve, dat would never change.


can you hear it, darling?

By oofmybones

"If there are a thousand universes, a thousand lives, and possibilities, I just know I’ll love you in every single one of them!" Steve shouted, shaking a bit while slumped on the grass before the man he loved. His voice cracks on the end of his sentence, tears falling from his eyes endlessly. His fingers grasp the soil underneath him, sobs rocking his body in succession. He is in anguish, and he looks pathetic.

He wants Tony to know, all too bad, about how he loves him till the day he dies. He didn't show him before, didn't tell him, but he was willing to show it now, give it now, and forever. He loves Tony Stark, from the hair on his head, to the edge of his toes. He loves him, too much he might forget to love himself. Steve would give up everything for him, just to make him see that.

He has seen it all, everything, the infinite cosmos and all else the universe has to offer, but he could never love anyone else but Tony Stark. And he will love Tony through everything, with everything, and above everything.

As the rain poured loudly on that grim day, no responses come from Tony.

For how can a dead man even hear Steve's lament from his grave?


303 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”

4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.

16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookends”.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.

20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.

25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Owned!”

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.

36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as “Admiral Naismith”.

39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.

52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.

54. My name is not Captain Subtext.

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.

56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.

57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.

58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

59. I am not the Defence Against the Boring Classes Professor.

60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.

61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labelled “Firewhiskey”.

63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.

66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.

67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.

68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.

73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.

74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.

75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.

78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.

79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

80. I will not use Slytherin first years as Christmas decorations.

81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.

87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.

90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.

92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.

93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.

95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.

99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

102. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.

103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.

104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.

110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.

111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.

112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.

115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

119. I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.

120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.

122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

125. I am not allowed to re-enact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.

126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.

128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.

130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.

132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.

134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.

135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.

137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.

147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”

148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.

150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

151. I will not teach the front doors to recognize Filch and not let him in.

152. I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

153. I am not allowed to tell first years that there is a playground in the forbidden forest.

154. Giving Professor Snape a ton tongue toffee is unacceptable.

155. Singing ‘pop goes the weasel’ when Professor Dumbledore is giving a speech is not permitted.

156. I will not introduce Slytherins to ‘my pet dog Fluffy,’ no matter how tempting it is.

157. Shouting ‘How COULD you betray me like that?’ whenever Snape removes house points is forbidden.

158. I will not steal veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teacher’s morning tea.

159. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his ‘happy place’

160. I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor tower is ‘Petrificus Totalus’ and must be said with their wands pointed at themselves.

161. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she’s lying.

162. I am not allowed to dress up like Neville’s grandmother when going to a Halloween party in Snape’s dungeon.

163. The forbidden forest is forbidden because it contains werewolves and acromantula, not because there is a secret cave with the answers to every test, and I should refrain from telling the first years that there is.

164. A bludger is not a bowling ball, and Professor Snape is not a bowling pin. I will not attempt to prove otherwise.

165. I will not tie-dye all of the owls.

166. I will not shave Mrs. Norris

167. The house elves are not there to do my homework

168. There is no bring a muggle to school day

169. I must stop telling 1st years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student

170. I must not throw Mrs Norris out windows

171. Telling Draco Malfoy to 'Make like a ferret and bounce' is always a bad idea.

172. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

173. I must not throw Hermione’s Hogwarts: A History out the window and then claim that it wanted freedom.

174. I must not leave shampoo on Professor Snape’s desk with directions on how to use it.

175. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.

176. I will not take a hippogriff to the Summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions

177. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer

178. The proper way to report to my Teacher is “Yes, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”

179. A hug is not all Snape needs

180. When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, “There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you.”

181. I will not tell Snape he is emo/goth just because he likes wearing black.

182. Harry Potter is not my 'Protection Shield' to carry around to ward off evil.

183. I will not introduce Peeves to IM.

184. I will not introduce Snape to IM.

185. I will not tell McGonagall that she is bad luck because she can turn into a cat.

186. I will not introduce Peeves to a T.V.

187. I will not tell Filch that he needs to bathe once in a while.

188. I won't sign my homework as 'Snaperdoodle'

189. When answering questions in Snape's class, I won't finish my sentences saying: 'dear Snaperdoodle'.

190. I will not hand out slips of papers asking students to answer the following question: Do you think Snape is evil?

191. I will not make a 'Too sexy for my shirt' slideshow full of Snape pictures and show it during all of my classes.

192. I will not tell the first years, who are waiting to be sorted, that in order to be sorted, you must confess your deepest secrets aloud while wearing the hat.

193. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity.

194. Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong.

195. I will not tell Grawp that "Hermy" will give him a kiss if he eats certain
members of the faculty

196. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."

197. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.

198. I will not attempt to set up a satellite dish on the Astronomy Tower

199. There is no Interpretive Dance course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop
signing up for it every year.

200. Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.

201. I will not demonstrate how to juggle using two Bludgers and the Snitch

202. I will not enter the great Hall running and yelling “We’re gonna Die” each time Snape comes to a meal.

203. I will not make farm animal noises in the back of Care for Magical creatures

204. I will not tell first years that divination is their 5th sense

205. Looking after a virtual pet is not a way to gain extra marks in care for magical creatures.

206. In the annual battle between death eaters and Hogwarts I will not sing “99 death eaters alive in the war, 99 death eaters alive. You shoot a spell they hit the ground. 98 deaths eaters alive in the war” as we fight.

207. Harry does not wish to wear a tutu to lunch and I should not make him.

208. I will not put black circles over Harry’s lenses and tell him he has gone blind. No matter how funny it could get.

209. I will not sing “ebony and Ivory” whenever I see Dean and Seamus together.

210. I will not tell first years Fang is a hell hound.

211. I will not post notices in common rooms saying that tomorrow is a theme day,
wear a costume. Even if it may be vegetable day.

212. “Another one bites the dust” is not a song to sing during quidditch matches.

213. The first few lines of Mama by MCR is not the best song to be singing during first year sorting,

214. I will not tell students singing the fat Albert theme song is a way to gain extra points on potions

215. I will not laugh at Sirius if he changes his middle name to 'Lee'.

216. I will not laugh at Lupin’s 'time of the month'.

217. I will not offer Crabbe and Goyle a cupcake with Veritiserium.

218. I will not make fun of Harry and his 'Potter Senses Tingling'.

219. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor

220. I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.

221. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

222. All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts

223. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.

224. Even if I myself to do not believe in it, I will respect that the school observes daylight savings time.

225. Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.

226. Mr. Weasley's flying car is not to be taken apart piece by piece and rebuilt inside Snape's classroom

227. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

228. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.

229. I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".

230. Draco Malfoy is not the secret identity of "Ferret Boy".

231. I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

232. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

233. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

234. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Snape's office door

235. Hagrid's skin is not green and I should stop calling him 'The Jolly Green Giant.'

236. Breaking into song during Potions class is not acceptable

237. Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

238. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

239. Yelling BOO! at Professor Moody is not wise.

240. I am not allowed to use the superglue spell to stick Harry and Draco's hands together

241. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

242. Saying the Dark Mark should be the Slytherin Crest is wrong.

243. When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

244. "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

245. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

246. I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.

247. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

248. I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

249. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.

250. Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

251. I am not allowed to predict the end of the world more than once.

252. I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.

253. Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

254. I will not attempt to graft a transplant from the Whomping Willow onto the Hogwarts Christmas Tree in Herbology class.

255. I will not try to make a new basilisk for the Chamber of Secrets

256. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as “Kitchen Stadium”.

257. “Potter 6, Voldemort 0″, is not a valid T-shirt slogan

258. I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school-anthem!

259. If Lupin requests something of me, it is considered very rude to refuse by replying, “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!”

260. Telling Umbridge cardigans are so 1994 will get you in trouble.

261. I must never tell Ron he looks like a puffer fish.

262. I am not allowed to sing "Holding Out For A Hero" whenever Harry Potter enters the room.

263. Putting fake spiders around Ron’s bed isn’t funny. Especially when he tries to jump out of the window.

264. It probably isn’t smart to ask Draco Malfoy if his hair glows in the dark.

265. No matter how cool it sounds I will not release pixies into the school - it will just end badly.

266. I will not use muggle hair dye to dye Draco Malfoy's hair red.

267. It is not a good idea to charm the furniture in the potions classroom to be pink and fluffy.

268. I will not owl Voldemort a bottle of anti-depresents.

269. I will not make Snape an appointment with a muggle psychiatrist.

270. It is not a good idea to ask Snape if he is off his medication when he is angry. Or ever.

271. After using the hair dye on Malfoy, I will not attempt to claim him as the long missing Weasley brother.

272. I will not tell the first years that it is customary to dye their hair in their house colors for their first day of lessons.

273. A lightning bolt tattoo is NOT the 'Light Mark'.

274. Selling memorabilia with photographs of the 'ferret incident' is not allowed.

275. There is no annual 'Dress Like Dumbledore' day.

276. I will not re-enact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall.

277. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

278. I am not allowed to wear Death Eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.

279. I will not replace Professor Snape’s pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

280. I may not speak Latin in front of the books.

281. I may not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.

282. I am not possessed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth

283. Neville is not my valet.

284. There is no “open-mic night” at Hogwarts

285. It is not a good idea to give Malfoy a “love note” from Ginny and vice versa,

286. It is not a good idea to show the notes to Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass.

287. It is a horrible idea to introduce “colour war” to Hogwarts with Slytherin as green, Hufflepuff as yellow, Gryffindor as red and Ravenclaw as blue.

288. On no circumstances can you introduce rabid fan girls to Harry potter.

289. You must not mix Ravenclaws with muggle geeks or Slytherins with popular people that are muggles. Or Blair Waldorf.

290. I am not to make a waterfall in the astronomy tower so I can surf down after class.

291. I am not allowed to change the Slytherin banner in the Great Hall to a pink and blue banner with a teddy bear on it.

292. Easter in Hogwarts is not to be celebrated by releasing hordes of pink rabbits and making the first years chase them.

293. I am not God.

294. Professor Dumbledore is not God.

295. Despite being near-omniscient, Professor McGonagall is not God.

296. Neither is Harry Potter.

297. I am not the founder of a new religion, in which Snape is the devil and Weasleys are the chosen people and are to lead the followers to the light.

298. I cannot make the followers of Weasleyity have red hair and freckles.

299. The Thriller is not the school dance.

300. I may not borrow an extra wand and watch DRUMLINE too many times. The results are too unpredictable, and Professor Flitwick would like his nose back some day.

301. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

302. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

303. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.


What To Do In An Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i/e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk(completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS(make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #5 moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a Superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. If you're a boy, wear a hot pink dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


Simon The Digger

A boy

A man

A king

A husband

A god

Then back to Simon The Digger


Inspirational quotes(more to come):

"People who ignore health to pursue wealth usually end up losing both"—Joe Moore; May 14, 2012; KHON2 News at 6

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"—Albert Einstein

"Heroes are the ones who make the hard choices"—Ratchet; Transformers:Animated; Season 1 Episode 1 Part 2

"With great power, comes great responsibility"—Spider-Man

"May the seas part before you and the odds be ever in your favor."—Anonymous

"Do the best you can because the best is yet to come."—Anonymous

"To live is to die. To die is to live. Pure becomes impure. Impure becomes pure. Good becomes evil. Evil becomes good. Or does it?"—Kikyo, from Inuyasha

"Love can touch us one time, and last for a lifetime."—Celine Dion, "My Heart Will Go On"

"Don't listen to them, cuz what do they know?"—Phil Collins, "You'll Be In My Heart"

"Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing."—Optimus Prime, Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."—Optimus Prime

"Sometimes, even the wisest of man and machine make mistakes."—Optimus Prime

"The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive."—Optimus Prime

"Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on."—Optimus Prime, Revenge of the Fallen

"What is right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right."—anonymous

"If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you sit there."—Will Rogers

"We cannot rise higher than our thought of ourselves."—Orison Sweet Marden

"The most courageous people aren't always the ones who win, but the ones who never give up"—Wolverine

"If you don't hear opportunity knocking, find another door."—Omar Peru

"And the trouble is, if you risk anything, you risk even more."—Erica Jong

"You are either the captive or the captain of your thoughts."—Denis Waitly

"I hear, I forget. I see, I remember. I do, I understand."—Chinese Proverb

"You can't possibly hit the ball if you're thinking of all the possible ways you can miss."

"There are three types of people in this world: people who make things happen, people who let things happen, and people who wonder, 'What happened?!'"—Mr. Tanabe

“I mean, if you love something very much, you’ve got to go easy with it, give it some room to move around. If you try to hold it tight like that, it’ll always try to get away.”—Harry Kronman's short story "The Tyranny of Love"

"The truest love glows brighter, hotter and longer than any star. But, like the wind, it is only felt and heard, never seen."—Life is a Tree:Chapter 6 by Cyndi.

"There can be no true peace through tyranny."—Orion Pax; Transformers:Exodus

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."—Aristotle

"Choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second one."—Johnny Depp

"Don't underestimate us. We don't care about time, or space, or...multi-dimensional whutevers! We don't give a damn about that. Force your way down a path YOU choose to take, and do it all yourself! That's the way Team Dai-Gurren rolls!"—"Simon The Digger

"We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works!"—Simon The Digger

"Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember."—anonymous

"Life is a rollercoaster, and I'm not strapped in."—anonymous

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."—anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way."—anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."—anonymous

"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."—anonymous

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away...he hates that."—anonymous

They laugh because we're losers...

We laugh because they just figured it out.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way in hell Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sh*t up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.


POINTLESS FACTS!!!

Owls are the only bird that can see the color blue.

Rats can swim for three days straight.

In 100 years, Facebook will have around 500 million accounts of people who are deceased.

Abraham Lincoln's son was once saved by John Wilkes Booth's brother.

Kurt Cobain killed himself about one month after Justin Bieber was born.

The 28th of June is international Caps Lock Day.

If you continuously farted for six years and nine months, you'd create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.

Women cry 6-10 times more in a year than men.

British people are drunk in 78% of their Facebook photos.

There are around 84 people in the USA named Lol.

Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any mammal on earth.

A crash is the name given to a group of rhinos.

The first man to survive going over Niagara Falls later got himself killed by slipping on an orange peel.

99% of people backspace their entire password after messing up only one letter.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

A minnow's teeth are located in its throat.

The Pentagon began construction on September 11, 1941.

Hahaha! Yes! There IS a word that rhymes with orange:sporange! It has something to do with plants or...something.

Giraffes and rats can go longer without water than camels.

By law, French workers get a minimum of 30 paid vacation days each year.

In the past 200 years, 20% of the world's bird species have become extinct. (Almost all of them due to human activity.)

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

The longest name of any place in the United States is Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, which is located near Webster, MA.

Throughout their life, the average person eats 8 spiders while they are sleeping.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

You know when you can't think of the word you want? That's called lethologica.

A tiger's roar is emitted as a sonic boom sometimes.

Cashews are related to poison ivy.

The loudest animal on earth is the pistol shrimp. SHRIMP.

Flies vomit on their food and then suck it back up so that it's easier to eat and digest.

Bill Clinton only sent two e-mails as president, one being a text message to make sure he was doing it right.

There are around 4,000 muscles in a caterpillar's body.

John Wilkes Booth's dad threatened to kill President Andrew Jackson in 1835.

Dragonflies can't walk.


Unanswerable Questions

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile, why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Can bald men get lice?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Do they provide more lift or something?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?


You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

1. Not having a fully functional Infinity Gauntlet complete with all six stones

2. Hate towards the Avengers

3. People who hate characters that deserve better and fans of characters that deserve the worst

4. This guy (She's a mothertruckin' opinion basher, she even ignored the opinion of poor Taishakuten himself! Just check out the poll on her profile!)

5. MARVEL not acknowledging Stony, StarAccuser and CatFish

6. DC not acknowledging Sinhal

7. Spirk still not being canon

8. The fact that I'm the only one who's shipping those ultimate rarepairs

9. Gurren Lagann not being the decisive top in the fictional omniverse

10. Alarak and Artanis still not dating

11. People sh*tting on the Leyenar Fleet, regardless of what their commander feels about it


I think this world would be a nicer place in which to live...

If countries could settle their differences without hurting anybody.

If everybody smiled at people they don't even know.

If nobody had to steal.

If people laughed more.

If we all took pride in our homes and our neighborhoods.

If we respected our senior citizens(AKA old fellas) more.

If families talked more.

If friends hugged more.

After all, we're all in this together.


༺𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓉𝑜𝑜༻

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just the reincarnation of Don Quixote! If you are cray-cray and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are in the 5 that would bring a lawn chair and popcorn.

If you believe Griffith was in love with Guts(and still is), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Spirk should be canon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Khan Noonien Singh and the USS Vengeance are a match made in heaven, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you, like me, are addicted to MARVEL, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization page. (I can speak a bit of Klingon.)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Any reviews at all really for me)

If you wonder who first made these, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide!

If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would live in your local library, and never leave, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list:Twilight's-Red-Moon, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critc, Metalstrike, Karm Starkiller, The Other Jet Engine

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (I hope I can abandon this god forsaken real world forever and live with the Avengers.)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everybody is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Khan", you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Leyenar, Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you support the "Turn Japan's Shibamata Taishakuten into the international headquarters of the Holy Alliance Of All RG Veda & Taishura-oh Fans Out There" club, copy this into your profile. (The Holy Alliance Of All RG Veda & Taishura-oh Fans Out There, how cool!)

If you hate Pepper Potts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the freedom to homeschool, paste this into your profile.

If you want the memory of Stan Lee to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you think the Avengers series has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you're so obsessed with MARVEL, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's Thor, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you're still a kid in the inside.

If people think you're crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a little bit of Tal'darim in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when you're hyper, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have Plot Bunnies that sometimes get you into trouble and play innocent so you can forgive them and give them cookies or other treats, Copy and Paste on your Profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a truck, put this on your profile. (Carol Ferris.)

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you’re one of the Grammar Nazis who happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact and wants to SLUG them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have entire Universes in my head.)

If you've choked on nothing and wondered how that was even possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n' slide.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows(sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

80 of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if you're one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are in La La Land most of the time, copy this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Karm Starkiller, The Other Jet Engine

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx, Karm Starkiller, The Other Jet Engine

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being SUPER AWESOME is better than being cool, then put this on your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you think Orm Marius deserves better and should have his comics trident in the movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Carol Ferris should be run over by a truck, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the truck should also take out Claire Dearing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you also think said truck should take out Zoe Saldana's Nyota Uhura while it's at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Gurren Lagann is AWESOME, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Captain America is perfect for Iron Man, paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you think Hal Jordan and Thaal Sinestro belong together because they're both obtuse morons and total stinkbrains, paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm in love with Grand Admiral Thrawn!)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. It is written that the nerds shall inherit the Earth. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any, or all, of the Avengers and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you watched Infinity War and/or Endgame and wanted to punch Pepper Potts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone(or more than one person) because they have a different mindset and opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you think Orm Marius is a soft baby that needs love and appreciation, copy and paste this in your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do MARVEL. If you're someone who does MARVEL, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, The Other Jet Engine

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If people say you are funny and annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D (WHO DOESN'T?!)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at a TV or computer, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If your friends are WEIRD(but not as weird as you), put this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile!

If you imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so you could have her boyfriend, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Does Thrawn have a girlfriend? If so, then alert me!)

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, it cheats a lot.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you can no longer watch the Twilight movie because of Captain America & Iron Man:Heroes United, copy this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone mentions MARVEL, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you truly believe there is a Nia Teppelin out there for you(his/her name DOESN'T have to be Nia Teppelin), then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know life is good no matter what happens, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to slice out Princess Charlotte's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile

If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile.

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump, assholes, goddamn Jump already!"

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...)

If you have a friend that thinks Pepper Potts is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Gurren Lagann absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Civil War happened, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe Kirk and Spock are t'hy'lara and true soulmates, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're not a multishipper and obsessed with your fleet of ships, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get MARVEL, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to PUNCH someone, copy this onto your profile. (GURREN-LAGANN-IS-THE BEST-SHOW-EVER PUUUUUNNNCH!!!)

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is underrated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, The Other Jet Engine

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe(or wish) that the Avengers exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start mock-crying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile.

If you are planning on mobbing MARVEL Comics because you want another Captain America/Iron Man annual, copy this onto your profile and get your Gunmen!

If you're a really, really, really devoted StarAccuser shipper who cried, screamed, or threw your comic book at the wall when Ronan proposed to Crystal Amaquelin instead of Star-Lord, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (I even named my computer Phyllis!)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your pen name and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on. HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre), The Other Jet Engine (Thrawn)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, The Other Jet Engine

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Emperor Zarkon, Black Widow and Iron Man.)

FAN FICTION:MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I never repeat myself.

I never repeat myself.

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If you repeat yourself and you're proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

If you like soft drinks as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love FanFiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you read something unusual and, from that moment, get fixated on shipping a genetically engineered superhuman with a starship. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in the MARVEL Cinematic Universe(or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write "GURREN LAGANN RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Star-Lord has gone to the Living Tribunal, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Zarkon. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about the Avengers with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who they're talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but GOTG. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to New York and an Infinity Gauntlet if they don't watch the complete Avengers saga. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (I feel really sorry for Taishakuten.)

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

If you like pasting stuff because it's fun for you and annoying for others who try to read your stories copy and paste on your profile!

If you’ve ever spent ages calling someone with no answer, then forgotten what you were going to say completely when they call back, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Truest. Thing. Ever!)

If you WISH that you lived in the world of MARVEL, copy and paste this on your profile. (Except maybe for this)

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do think Iron Man is a good guy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you were one of those people that can eat like Garfield and not gain any weight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever shouted out the wrong answer in class with confidence, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a dream that seems so real you meet up with someone who was there and are just like "Dude, remember the time when..." while they just stare at you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you zone out regularly when people are talking about something you aren't that interested in, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had that awful moment when you're updating/writing a new story and you suddenly remember one that you haven't updated in ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went around saying "Holy bagumba!" for weeks after you saw the Infinity War trailer, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been lying to someone and your best friend notices and joins in, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever quote Gurren Lagann when you're talking to someone and they just stand there with no idea what you're on about, add this to ya profile.

If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guinness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile

If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the cool people are the ones who have 4-7 imaginary(or fictional) friends, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have tests all week long but are looking around people's profiles and laughing at random things, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these(and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this..."Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised..."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after(almost) every sentence...not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors...or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos...but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2, and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

...Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome—the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand"...enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When Gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

Before SpongeBob...

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days, or if you smiled at one of these things.


AAAIUD is Addicted to All Avengers Including Ultron Disorder.

AM is Addicted to MARVEL.

LSTDS is Love Simon The Digger Syndrome.

OGLD is Obsessive Gurren Lagann(or Green Lantern) Disorder.

WSWCS is Wishing Sinhal Was Canon Syndrome.

Carol Ferris needs to fly straight into a black hole for non-recreational purposes.


"You, sent out beyond your recall,

go to the limits of your longing.

Embody me.

Flare up like a flame,

and make big shadows I can move in.

Let everything happen to you:beauty and terror.

Just keep going. No feeling is final.

Don’t let yourself lose me.

Nearby is the country they call life.

You will know it by its seriousness.

Give me your hand."

—Rainer Maria Rilke, "Love Poems To God"


Totally Unnecessary Junk!!!!

How The Trump Stole America ~ John Pavlovitz, 2016

In a land where the states are united, they claim,

In a sky-scraping tower adorned with his name,

Lived a terrible, horrible, devious chump,

The bright orange miscreant known as the Trump.

This Trump, he was mean, such a mean little man,

With the tiniest heart and two tinier hands,

And a thin set of lips etched in permanent curl,

And a sneer and a scowl and contempt for the world.

He looked down from his perch and he grinned ear to ear,

And he thought, “I could steal the election this year!

It’d be rather simple, it’s so easily won,

I’ll just make them believe that their best days are done!"

“Yes, I’ll make them believe that it’s all gone to Hell,

And I’ll be Jerk Messiah and their souls they will sell.

And I’ll use lots of words disconnected from truth,

But I’ll say them with style so they won’t ask for proof.”

“I’ll speak random platitudes, phrases, and such,

They’re so raised on fake news that it won’t matter much!

They won’t question the how to, the what, why, or when,

I will make their America great once again!”

The Trump told them to fear, they should fear he would say,

“They’ve all come for your jobs, they’ll all take them away.

You should fear every Muslim and Mexican too,

Every brown, black, and tan one, everyone who votes blue!”

And he fooled all the Christians, he fooled them indeed,

He just trotted out Jesus, that’s all Jesus folk need.

And celebrity preachers, they crowned him as king,

Tripping over themselves just to kiss the Trump’s ring.

And he spoke only lies just as if they were true,

Until they believed all of those lies were true too.

He repeated and tweeted, he blustered and spit,

And he misled and fibbed—and he just made up sh*t.

And the media laughed but they printed each line,

Thinking, “He’ll never win, in the end we’ll be fine.”

So they chased every headline, bold typed every claim,

‘Till the fake news and real news, they looked just the same.

And the scared folk who listened, they devoured each word,

Yes, they ate it all up, every word that they heard,

Petrified that their freedom was under attack,

Trusting Trump, he would take their America back.

From the gays and from ISIS, he’d take it all back,

Take it back from the Democrats, fat cats, and blacks.

And so hook, line, and sinker they all took the bait,

All his lies about making America great.

Now the Pant-Suited One, she was smart and prepared,

She was brilliant and steady, but none of them cared,

No, they cared not to see all the work that she’d done,

Or the fact that the Trump had not yet done thing one.

They could only shout “Emails!”, yes “Emails!” they’d shout,

Because Fox News had told them—and Fox News had clout.

And the Pant-Suited One, she was slandered no end,

And a lie became truth she could never defend.

And the Trump watched it all go according to plan—

A strong woman eclipsed by an insecure man.

And November the 8th arrived, finally it came,

Like a slow-moving storm but it came just the same.

And Tuesday became Wednesday as those days will do,

And the night turned to morning and the nightmare came true,

With millions of non-voters still in their beds,

Yes, the Trump, he had done it, just like he had said.

And the Trumpers, they trumped, how they trumped when he won,

All the racists and bigots; deplorable ones,

They crawled out from the woodwork, came out to raise Hell,

They came out to be hateful and hurtful as well.

With slurs and with road signs, with spray paint and tweets,

With death threats to neighbors and taunts on the street.

And the grossest of grossness they hurled on their peers,

While the Trump, he said zilch—for the first time in years.

But he tweeted at Hamilton, he tweeted the Times,

And he trolled Alec Baldwin a few hundred times,

And he pouted a pout like a petulant kid,

Thinking this is what Presidents actually did,

Thinking he could still be a perpetual jerk,

Terrified to learn he had to actually work,

Work for every American, not just for a few,

Not just for the white ones—there was much more to do.

He now worked for the Muslims and Mexicans too,

For the brown, black, and tan ones, and the ones who vote blue.

They were all now his bosses, now they all had a say,

And those nasty pant-suited ones were here to stay.

And the Trump, he soon realized that he didn’t win,

He had gotten the thing—and the thing now had him.

And it turned out the Trump was a little too late,

For America was already more than quite great,

Not because of the sameness, the opposite’s true,

It’s greatness far more than just red, white, and blue,

It’s straight, gay, and female—it’s Gentile and Jew,

It’s Transgender and Christian and Atheist too.

It’s Asians, Caucasians of every kind,

The disabled and abled, the deaf and the blind,

It’s immigrants, Muslims, and brave refugees,

It’s Liberals with bleeding hearts fixed to their sleeves.

And we are all staying, we’re staying right here,

And we’ll be the great bane of the Trump for four years.

And we’ll be twice as loud as the loudness of hate,

Be the greatness that makes our America great.

And the Trump’s loudest boasts they won’t ever obscure,

For over two million more of us—voted for HER.


If you feel lost, and on your own, and far from home,

You're never alone, y'know.

Just think of your friends; the ones who care.

They all will be waiting there, with love to share.

And your heart will lead you home.


"Sh*t happens, find a toilet,

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you.

When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there,

When life throws you lemons, cut’ em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at somebody else.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth."

—Black Ultron


"Even when trapped by karma's cycle...
The dreams we left behind will open the door!

Even if the universe stands in our way...
Our seething blood will determine what will be!

We'll break through time and space...
And devour all who would stop us, to grab hold of our path!

TENGEN TOPPA! GURREN LAGANN!!

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!?!"


"Even when faced with impossible odds,
And our backs against the wall,
The flame given to us by a dear friend,
Shall light the way to tomorrow!

Even as heaven and hell stand in our way,
Preventing us from achieving our dreams,
Our hope shake their very foundations,
And our love will shatter their illusions!

If the gods themselves block our path,
And use every ounce of their divine power to stop us,
We shall show them the true power of humanity!

The power to change fate!
The power to hope for a better tomorrow!
The power to rewrite destiny!
The power to defy the gods themselves!

SUPER TENGEN TOPPA! GURREN LAGANN!!

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!?!"

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Favor's Game by Vyntresser reviews
5. Born into royalty, Ralph and Vanellope's youngest, Prince Gideon, is a playful, lonely soul. As the youngest of his entire clan, finding his place has proven difficult. In distancing Sugar Rush and frequenting Turbotime, he meets Kepa, a castle gargoyle, though will their bond be enough to satiate his rebellious, distrusting spirit, or will he succumb to his own demise?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 212,301 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4h - Published: 1/30 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, OC
Land Before Time: Secret of Saurus Rock Retold by Elise Lowing reviews
The Gang is back once again. Join Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike as they embark on their next adventure. Joined by Aylene's grandmother, Elaine, they soon encounter a friend from her past. Shortly after, unusual disasters start ravaging the Valley. Wanting to know the cause, the Gang travels to an ancient landmark that is rumored to be enchanted: Saurus Rock.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,513 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Littlefoot, Cera, Doc, OC
Dumbo II: A New York Adventure by judygumm reviews
One year passed since Dumbo and Sandy became stars of the circus. Life, family, old and new friends, finding love couldn't have made them so happy. Their next adventure takes them to New York City. Soon things turn upside down when an enemy from Sandy's past comes back to seek revenge and will stop at nothing to kill her. Will Sandy, Dumbo, their family, and friends defeat him?
Dumbo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Dumbo, Timothy T. Mouse, The Ringmaster, OC
Infinite Messaging to The Endgame by MissCar reviews
The best way to communicate in an emergency is via text. Thanos bent on wiping out half of the universe is an emergency. What's easier, stopping him from wiping out half the universe, undoing the damage he already caused in one timeline where he succeeded, or getting that Tony & Steve to get their ship together? 2 timelines, 1 mission, & an infinite amount of text messaging
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,978 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/1/2020 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Laura B., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
The Lion and the Ox by MissFirefly601 reviews
Master Leo Lung has dealt with everything from vengeful leopards to genocidal peacocks. However, a new, much deadlier threat looms on the horizon. Kai, the chi-stealing ox, is back in the mortal realm and out for blood. Leo, Shifu, Po, Tigress, and some new and familiar faces, must rally together to face their biggest opponent yet, or risk losing their souls forever.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,076 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Po, Shifu, OC, Kai
WiR: Dog AU :) by the pixlexic sloth reviews
"You're just a bad dog!" That's the only thing a bull mastiff named Ralph had heard all his life. So he becomes determined to prove to everyone that he COULD be a good dog and runs away on a great adventure. But through the help from a little black kitten named Vanellope, Ralph learns what it truly means to be a good dog. (Story currently under revision ;))
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 131,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
GKND: Operation ALPHA by KicaCris reviews
A year has passed ever since Nigel was recruited by the GKND to become their very first Earth representative and Sector V is now part of the Supreme Global Command. Peaceful times come to an abrupt end when GKND suddenly sentences Earth to a planetary decommission. Now it's up to Sector V and a Secret Teen Sector to team-up and save their home. This is the legend of Sector Alpha
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,954 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 2/25/2019
Dodger & Company by HeroicDisney reviews
A long sequel to the movie. Fagin has moved the Company to a Bronx apartment, a neighborhood Dodger hates. When his long-lost mother shows up, Dodger makes a drastic change. He misses Oliver, the cat who touched his heart. Rita steps up as leader of the Company. But NYC can be dangerous: a vicious dog gang, the Purebreds, begins attacking any mixed-breed mutt in the city.
Oliver & Company - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,121 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Oliver, Dogder, Rita, OC
S-Men by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Spongebob and his friends become superheroes to save Bikini Bottom from Plankton and his minions!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,432 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/7/2020 - SpongeBob, Plankton
Codename Kids Next Door: Operation Resistance by Sorcerer SMC reviews
My interpretation of the epic conclusion of the series in the form of an 2D animated movie on the big screen. The image for this story was made by JoshuaStuart on DeviantArt
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/27/2019
Wreck-It Ralph 2 Ralph Wrecks the Internet by jayskeletyn reviews
Vanellope feels like her friends don't care about her, so runs away into the internet. Now it's up to Ralph, Rancis, Taffyta, and Candlehead, to get her back.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/24/2020 - Complete
Out of the Blue by Vyntresser reviews
4. Although she is Sugar Rush's new princess, Berri Schweetz Kalivar marches to the beat of her own drum. While balancing academy studies and her band's musical tour, she seeks solace in the home of Arcade's most feared bad guy - Turbo. With their unlikely bond, Berri goes above and beyond to bring back what is rightfully Turbo's, no matter what Litwak's Arcade has to say about it.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 256 - Words: 1,151,087 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/30/2018 - King Candy/Turbo, OC - Complete
The Angry Birds Series (season 2): The Light Of The Darkest Heart by I. M. Rally reviews
Our favorite birds and pigs contined their adventure as they searched for their human friend's long-lost adoptive brother. Aggie has been struggling with her feelings to keep Dark Aggie in, but how can she keep her frieds safe from herself when Red and Silver started a relationship together? Things can't get any worse, right? WRONG!
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 262,776 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/11/2019
Live to Rise by MewWinx96 reviews
Four months after the Chitauri invasion, the Earth-bound Avengers have reunited to take on their greatest enemy yet; mainstream media. However, as problems begin to come to light within the team, a very real threat begins to show itself. Can the Avengers save New York before it is too late? Also, who is this mysterious Carol that Fury is friends with? (Heed Disclaimer)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 267,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/15/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
RANGO OӘͶAЯ - Another Outlaw Story by ReScripta reviews
What if the story had started different? What if Jake came to Dirt first and became a sheriff, while Rango is the gunslinger in the movie? - A changed version of the movie with a lot of surprises and new-old characters! Read and meet them!
Rango - Rated: T - English - Western/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,509 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/10/2018
Ice Age: Collision Course by Mysticrose2217
With Peaches engaged, Diego now mated and Manny and Ellie celebrating their anniversary, it seems everyone in the herd has somebody to love. Everyone except Sid and Sassy that is. And when a deadly asteroid threatens the entire earths survival Sid wonders if he'll ever find love and Sassy begins to question her place in the herd. T for language and discussion of rape.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,311 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2020 - OC - Complete
Ice Age: Continental Drift by Mysticrose2217
An earthquake leaves Manny, Diego, Sassy and Sid stranded at sea. Along the way to get back home, the herd encounters pirates and gets caught in a series of adventures where Sid is joined by his crazy granny, Manny is forced to realize Peaches is growing up and Diego finds himself falling in love. Just another day in paradise! ...Right?
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,486 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2020 - Complete
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs by Mysticrose2217
Manny happily mated, a baby on the way, life should be just about perfect for the herd. Except Diego is leaving, and Sid has anxiety and adopts three baby dinosaurs...wait three baby dinosaurs! ...SID!
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,362 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2020 - Complete
Ice Age: The Meltdown - Story of the Wolf Continued by Mysticrose2217
Life is good for the herd, except when a dangerous flood threatens to wipe out the valley, Manny realizes he might be the last of his kind. Can the herd escape the flood? And is Manny really the last mammoth left? Read and find out! Or watch the movie whichever you prefer!
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2020 - Complete
Ice Age: Story of the Wolf by Mysticrose2217
An alternate version of the Ice Age movie, in which the female alpha of the wolf pack that serves the humans, follows Diego after he goes a different direction than his pack...
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,204 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2020 - Manny, Sid, Diego, OC - Complete
Glowing Entity by MakogirlY14 reviews
During a mission, Hal discovers something has changed about himself that may impact his life. An old foe from the past comes back and kidnaps Hal for unknown reasons. It is up to Hal's allies and Sinestro to help in rescuing Hal Jordan. Can Sinestro overcome his issues in order to save the one he loves? SinHal
Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 1/4/2020 - [T. Sinestro, Hal J./Green Lantern II/Parallax]
6 Incredible Heroes by benderjam reviews
When the Incredibles decide to go on a family vacation to San Fransokyo they meet a new team of young heroes called "Big Hero 6". The world of superheroes is changing and when a new villain appears they must work together to defeat this enemy. As both teams get to know each other and work together they learn that their pasts are somewhat connected.
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,662 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/16/2020 - Published: 8/31/2018 - [Violet P., Hiro Hamada] - Complete
Who Stole Roger Rabbit? by 416851 reviews
Maddy Valiant is back! She has been having these nightmares, and they are all connected to Doom... Lately, toons have been disappearing in Toon Town, and one of them is Roger! Now its up to not only the Valiants, but also the Toon Patrol to solve this mysterious case. Will Maddy and everyone solve this case? Or will this nightmare becomes reality... You'll have to read to find out.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2020 - Published: 1/9/2020 - [OC, Greasy] Smarty, Psycho - Complete
True Love (2020 Reboot) by Just Simply A.G reviews
Set in an alternate universe after Ice Age 3; Sid has being feeling out of place with the herd before he comes across some old friends from the past, one of which he begins to fall in love with name Carrie but soon a pack of evil wolves threaten to destroy the herd as the group will have to work together with Sid and possibly his one true love to overcome the villainous wolves!
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,345 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 2/19/2020 - [Sid, OC] Manny, Diego - Complete
Your Turn to Be the Hero: The Lego Movie Reimagined by QuillPenAndAnInkJar reviews
Emmet was just an ordinary construction worker until he discovered the Piece of Resistance. You probably know the story - but this time there's a twist. (Rated K plus for action, adventure, and a penny.)
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, President Business/Lord Business, Vitruvius
Codename: Phineas and Ferb by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Phineas and Ferb join the KND.
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2020 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Phineas, Ferb
Codename: Kids Next Door Operation: GALACTIC by SharonMckellie reviews
This is a fan-made Galactic Kids Next Door (GKND) if it had been made into a TV special/movie. Numbuh 1 has been charged with the task of finding out who betrayed the Galactic Kids Next Door. With so many questions, Nigel Uno wants answers. But will he like where those answers lead?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Chad D./Numbuh 274, Numbuh 74.239
The Lion and the Peacock by MissFirefly601 reviews
All is well in the Jade Palace. Po has earned his place, Shifu is happy, Leo has made amends with his brother, and the Valley of Peace is, well, peaceful. However, when an evil white peacock forcefully takes over Gongmen City, it's up to Leo, Po, Tigress and the rest of the gang to retake the city and defeat Lord Shen once and for all. Sequel to The Lion and the Leopard. Complete.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,746 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/10/2020 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Po, Tigress, Shen, OC - Complete
The Adventures of Eight Teenage Idiots in Time by NatalieO01 reviews
What happens when Hoagie creates a time machine and takes himself, Abby, Nigel, Wally, Kuki, Rachel, Fanny, and Patton 20 years into the future? Well for starters, meeting six TND operatives who may or may not like them, fighting off their now powerful enemies, and too many secrets and lies to count. Why again did they let Hoagie test out his new machine?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,159 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
I Hope You Have Unlimited Text Messaging by MissCar reviews
Post-Captain America Civil War fix-it: For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course. Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. It's really complicated Tony/Steve with a focus on rebuilding their friendship first.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 281,174 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 5/18/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Hawkeye/Clint B., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
WFRR: Maddy's story by 416851 reviews
Madelyn Valiant got accepted to University in LA, and is going to live with her Uncle Eddie that she hasn't seen since her father died three years ago. As she arrived, Maddy got dragged in helping her Uncle with a small case, and now Roger Rabbit is accused of murder. Can she and Eddie solve this murder case, or will Roger Rabbit be dipped... (Follows movie, but a few tweaks)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [OC, Greasy] Roger R., Eddie Valient - Complete
Into Darkness by Sunshineaftertherain reviews
Re-imagining of Into Darkness with a load of Spock X Kirk moments thrown in. Rating now 'M'... Complete
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 11/8/2019 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Streets of Manhattan by wellitried4401
Ultron is good and is a son of Tony Stark. He and Morgan are just walking in the streets of New York and having some bonding. One-shot Bad summary (sorry i suck at summaries)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Ultron, Morgan S. - Complete
Caught Hot-Rod Red Handed by Taila-Tai reviews
Hostage situations sucked. It was hard to kill the bad guys before they got to the person you were trying to save. It was hard to get out whole and unharmed. But it was even harder when the hostage liked to run his mouth, had the energy of a caffeinated hamster and apparently wanted to repay the debt by taking Steve in and teaching him everything about the new world. Everything. AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/11/2019 - Published: 9/12/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.]
Another Way by TheRYU reviews
Things could have went soo much better if people just learned to listen, but no they just had to go to the artic and give a dying man his last wish didn't they! Now follow Lex as she and her friend try to survive the night in the hell hole of someone else's choosing.Lex/Scar Celtic/OOC
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Lex, Scar] [Predator/Yautja, OC]
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (rewritten) by I. M. Rally reviews
The birds and pigs are forced to work together to save their islands from being destroyed. Meanwhile, Aggie is still dealing with her break-up relationship with Red as she tried to control herself from sadness, anger, and jealousy when there's a new bird came to his life. WARNING: SPOILERS!
Angry Birds - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,965 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2019 - Published: 8/18/2019 - Red Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, OC - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog: Make America Great Again by AmericaverseWarlord reviews
Actions speak louder than words... and the barrel of a gun speaks loudest of all! Sonic the Hedgehog, a fearsome warrior who trusts only his instincts and his shotgun, fights alone after Americageddon to protect his star-spangled country. Will he be able to save America from the diabolical clutches of Communism, or will his quest for revenge ultimately destroy him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 196,513 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Shadow, Sonic] [Bride of the Conquering Storm, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord] - Complete
Ice Age Switcheroo: Modern Life by Kenneth0 reviews
Here is the Switcheroo version of the Ice Age: Modern Life story. Like the original, the herd gets frozen for thousands of years until one night, they get thawed out in a museum and discover the future. Story written by me and ninjagogirl luvs iceage21.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Manny, Diego, Ellie, Shira - Complete
Wreck-It Ralph 2 by jbwarner86 reviews
A surprise unplugging. An excursion onto the Internet. A friendship unbroken by physical separation. Sound familiar? Think again. An alternate take on a full-length Wreck-It Ralph sequel, based on an outline I conceived in 2013. Ralph, Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun share a bond like no one else in the arcade...and nothing is going to keep them apart.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,323 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Toy Story 4 by Imagigirl20 reviews
Prospector Pete has teamed up with Lotso Huggin' Bear, and the two are out for revenge. To get it, they'll have to rely on the help of the one person who knows the toys' deepest, long-kept secret: Sid.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,973 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Complete
Most Likely to Succeed by odetowords reviews
Their childhood dreams used to consist of fighting adult tyranny, but now they're full of college acceptance letters, state championships, good grades and getting laid. A teen fic starring Sector V and others.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2019 - Published: 6/5/2018
Angry Birds movie (rewritten) by I. M. Rally reviews
What we all didn't know that there was Agatha aka Aggie, a white bird who has anger issues, and was easily being teased because of her over-grown feathers. She shared the same anger issues with Red, Chuck, and Bomb (Based on the movie)
Angry Birds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Red Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, OC - Complete
The Green Mistress by bilaterus reviews
Heinz has a new girlfriend: Caroline Fletcher, a green-haired British lady who seems to be head over heels in love with him. But who is she, really, and what secrets are hidden in her mysterious past? Join the crew on this epic journey that will span years and continents, emotions and inators, weaving a tale of action, drama, romance, mystery, and familiar PnF hijinks.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,663 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz, OC] Perry - Complete
What Is And What Should Never Be by DragonFireCheetah reviews
After Steve finally accepts his profound feelings for Tony Stark; everything goes wrong from electrifying missions, the return of those thought lost and an ancient alien taking over the universe! Then Steve winds up back in 1955 married to Peggy! Can Tony and the Avengers find a way to get Steve back and stop the Calamity or is the Universe doomed without Earths Mightiest Captain?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 233,829 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
Burdened With Glorious Purpose by L8trg8tr reviews
When storming the Dark Aster goes wrong for the team, Peter's mouth gets away from him and the Terran inadvertently propositions Ronan the Accuser. Much to the Terran's surprise, the Kree accepts.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Ronan the Accuser
Of Cars & Planes by Kinola reviews
It all began when Ripslinger wound up in Radiator Springs by chance. Then shenanigans ensue when the racing museum gets robbed, one race car's feelings for another are revealed, and the possibility of a plane entering the Florida 500 is explored. And that's not covering half of this. [Adopted from The Other Jet Engine] [Multiple pairings, including slash, crack, & love triangles].
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Lightning, Dusty C., Ripslinger, Cruz R.
Krabs Gets Kracked by NMMacc18 reviews
After another failed attempt to steal the secret formula, Plankton seeks assistance in an unlikely ally. This leads to Mr. Krabs getting arrested for the various crimes he's committed over the years. Now facing trial, he risks losing everything and the secret formula to Plankton, which begs the question: Guilty or Not Guilty?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 6/18/2019 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton - Complete
The Angry Birds Series: Four birds, one adventure by I. M. Rally reviews
New adventures start with four best friend, Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie (OC), as they let out their personalities and friendship survive in Bird Island. (Movie-verse, series-shots)
Angry Birds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 4/4/2019 - [Red Bird, OC] Yellow Bird, Black Bird - Complete
Nyctophobia by JuniperLemon reviews
Steve is scared of the dark as it encourages flashbacks to the war. During a powercut he is forced to tell Tony about his phobia but surprisingly Tony helps out. The next morning Tony leaves him a gift which might help.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Getting A Life by Shadows Little Miss reviews
My Avengers: Endgame FIX-IT! - ENDGAME SPOILERS! Steve bounces around time trying to find his place in the universe after the events in Endgame. Somehow he always comes back to a certain billionaire.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Peggy C. - Complete
Deleted and Respawned by Pixlexic-President reviews
Things went terribly wrong and Ralph couldn't get Vanellope out during reboot on time. Will he ever get her back? Especially after things got unexpectedly worse eventually? Either way, the wrecker had to learn the lesson the hard way. *alternate ending to RBTI* *ANGST ONESHOT*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2019 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Shank - Complete
Andy's Town by WedJes.Writes reviews
A new deputy arrives in Andy's town, and he can't help but notice that something is off. With a crime rate like this, he's rushed off his feet, but he still somehow finds time to spare a glance at the Sheriff's mysterious, hot headed and beautiful sister. With a darker secret surrounding the town, this deputy might have been better off staying in the big city.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Crime/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Jessie
Lionel, Cherry, Atticus, and Mo Break the Internet by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Cherry, Atticus, and Mo bring Lionel to Mr. Litwak's Arcade which they haven't visited in quite sometime, and of course, get sucked into a brand new adventure with their old friends: Wreck-it-Ralph and Vanellope von Schweetz. Sugar Rush is in danger of being unplugged because of an accident, and they must travel to the internet to save the future of the racing game.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, OC, Shank - Complete
Ralph Wrecks The System by The Pancake Bunny reviews
Its been a year since Ralph and Vanellope broke the internet, and they've kept up their long distance friendship all the while! Its just a shame that times can change, and dark forces from the past and present are rising up, ready for battle. As the very system itself begins to tear asunder, Can Ralph and Vanellope truly win this battle divided?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2019 - Published: 1/3/2019 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo, OC
Classified by Duochanfan reviews
James and Q have to work together to bring down a threat to MI6. Silvia was just the beginning. Now they have to end it. Part of the 00q Reverse Big Bang 2016/2017
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 1/19/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] M 3, B. Tanner
Ass, Butt, Tushie by JuniperLemon reviews
Tony rushes in to Steve's room and accidently sees the man's perfect ass. Needless to say, he can't get it out of his head until he admits it to Steve.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
A New Kind of Monster Teamup by DecaTilde reviews
What happens when closet monsters meet regular monsters? A new humorous, alien-fighting, thrill-seeking adventure, that's what. And for Link, B.O.B., Mike and Sulley, this adventure begins with making an alliance with the two monster types. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Monsters Inc. & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2019 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Mike W., Sulley/James P. Sullivan, B.O.B., The Missing Link
The Music Of The Spheres by MorgantheFae reviews
Taishakuten is restless on the night of a long-ago Star Festival. Something needs to happen, and soon.
RG Veda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Taishakuten, Lord Ashura] - Complete
Wreck-It-Ralph: Return Of The King by Stephanie Nova Rose Allen reviews
Stephanie was teleported from outside of the game to inside the game. Now stuck, she has to find a way out of the game to get back. A threat threatened to destroy all games rose, leaving familiar markings around. Can Stephanie and her new friends find out who is behind the strange marks and save the world?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 2/12/2019 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] [Gene, Mary D.]
Operation: NEBULA by Dyl-Pickle reviews
Sector V was the greatest group of kids that the KND have ever known. But when notes from an unknown origin start to reach the old members, it's up to the secret teen spies to bring all sections of the KND together for what may be the last time.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 2/15/2019 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5
Defying Code by Vyntresser reviews
2. Ralph's and Vanellope's first born, the first princess of Sugar Rush, prepares to head off to Game Central Academy. She discovers Rancis's heroic acts through the schemes of a misguided, undefeated gamer. In an attempt to seek clarity, the gang and their kin are again thrown into chaos as she walks a fine line between loyalty and betrayal.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 166 - Words: 533,243 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F., OC - Complete
I'm gonna…what? CUT!--Wreck-it Bloopers by IceWrecker reviews
In every movie, there are tons of mistakes before everything is perfect and the film hits the silver screen. Video game-themed movies are no different. (LAST TAKE POSTED, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Hooray For Captain Underpants by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
A smart young girl moves into Piqua, Ohio...and gets into some wacky situations.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Captain Underpants, George B., Harold H.
Operation: RETURN by Hufflepuffection reviews
Returning . English . Teammate. United . Right . Now. Sector V has gotten used to Numbuh 1 being away. But what will happen when a new threat forces them to team up once again?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Numbuh 74.239
Unbroken by MewWinx96 reviews
The Tessaract has been stolen, causing S.H.I.E.L.D. to sink to their last resort – The Avengers. However, getting them to work together as a team may prove to be difficult, especially when you add in the factors of Norse Gods, scientists with anger issues, mind-altering scepters, and a certain Captain and a Man of Iron who can't really define their relationship. (Heed Disclaimer)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Love & Hope by Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
Tony is on the way to the UN when he is shot of the road he ends up in critical condition and with the name 'Steve' on his lips. Pepper takes matters into her hands with the UN and gets the Rogue Avengers pardoned with her, Daisy, Carol, Reed and a Strange acting as the collateral if the rogues do something. What will the rouges do when they see the news and hear about him? Slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/30/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Hulk/Bruce B., War Machine/James R.
Horror Film Becomes Reality by catradorable reviews
It began as a simple night of watching a horror movie. Then they were somehow sucked into it with a serial killer on the loose. Drama ensues! They're 15 years old. Ships: 3x4, 2x5, 60x86 and 1x362. K-plus for crude humour.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,952 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2019 - Published: 12/3/2018 - [Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3] [Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5] - Complete
This Is Enough by DepressingGreenie
Tony takes care of Steve's burns after they escaped some kidnappers. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Hurt Steve Rogers, #Protective Tony Stark, #Established Relationship, #Bad Things Happen Bingo
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Seventh Times A Charm by anxious.soul reviews
In which Tony hasn't had much luck proposing to Steve.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] War Machine/James R., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
The Last Dance by DepressingGreenie
In the aftermath of a devastating battle, Steve and Tony share their last dance. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Established Relationship, #Blood and Injury, #Sad/Unhappy Ending, #Hurt/Very Little Comfort, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
A Private Show by DepressingGreenie
Steve loves Tony's suits. All of them. Metal and tailored. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Stripping, #Established Relationship, #Canon Divergence, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
I'll be watching by DepressingGreenie reviews
Bucky is worried about Stark's intentions towards Steve. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #POV Bucky Barnes, #Protective Bucky Barnes, #Established Stony, #Canon Divergence, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Alexitcric by The Readers Muse reviews
"I can't keep kissing strangers and pretending they're you..."
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2019 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
5 times people realize Steve and Tony are in love by BeyondMyReach reviews
5 times people realize Steve and Tony are in love (and 1 time it finally hits them on the head). Or alternatively: "The Avengers looked between Steve and Tony, and wondered despairingly how could they /not/ know."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/17/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Colours by anxious.soul reviews
Tony reflects on his life and gets the guy. AKA Halsey's 'Colors' song lyrics are used in a completely different way than they probably mean to describe Tony's life.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Abandonment Issues by DepressingGreenie
Steve knows Tony loves him, but sometimes he wonders if it is enough. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Established Relationship, #Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, #Steve Rogers Feels, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Golden Years by DepressingGreenie
Tony and Steve are the Avenger's sickeningly sweet old married couple. They don't mind that at all. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Canon Divergence AU, #Future Fic, #Established Relationship, #Fluff, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Haircut Experiment by DepressingGreenie
Tony wonders if Steve really loves him like he says. So he gets a horrible haircut. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Established Relationship, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Constant worry by artislife18 reviews
Tony hates being fussed over.But the team cannot help but worry when he suddenly faints out of the blue. Pre-established steve/tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Future Thoughts by DepressingGreenie
Steve and Tony talk about their future over breakfast. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Canon Divergence AU, #Established Relationship, #Domestic Fluff, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
This Simple Feeling by inukagome15 reviews
For the Cap/Iron Man Holiday Exchange. When are two good friends not good friends? Sounds like the setup for a brilliant joke, right? Except when the joke mirrors real life. Tony and Steve are just very good friends. So why is it everyone thinks they're dating?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] War Machine/James R. - Complete
The Fireplace by DepressingGreenie
Steve returns home from a long mission to an unexpected (but expected) site. [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Implied Sexual Content, #Canon Divergence AU, #Established Relationship, #Stony Bingo
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Our Relationship by Glittergal12345
Tony and Steve had a simple relationship. They were the leaders of the Avengers and only really tolerated each other on the battlefield. But unbeknownst to others, they harbor deep feelings for each other. And they are both afraid to admit it. (My first story on this site...)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Water Under The Bridge by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Tony is losing control of everything in his life. Rhodey is there to help him pick up the pieces, but eventually, it's Steve that puts him back together.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] War Machine/James R. - Complete
Give Me Your Warmth (Give Me All Of You) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Tony would never have guessed that being trapped in a cave would lead to this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/2/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Almost by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
You can't go forwards without getting closure from the past. Rehashing the past hurts, but sometimes it's necessary. Steve misses what he and Tony almost had, but does Tony miss it too?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Operation: Memories of Former Sector V Operatives by Arudan reviews
Numbuh 1's cousin Carson visits in town with his older brother who Nigel doesn't trust at first but misjudges him as he brings Numbuh 1, Carson, and Sector V on a ride with Former Sector V and Former Soopreme Leader. Slight Nigel x Wally, The Steve x oc and Hoagie and Abby
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2019
Odva by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
-Sequel to Kir-Alep.- Sch'n T'gai Spock, son of Sarek and Amanda, never believed in much of anything. Not in gods or spirits, or in paradise. Truth be told he only believed in one thing, one person: James Tiberius Kirk. Then again, that was probably enough; after all, his Jim always had a knack for making him do anything, even believe. (Spirk and Spirk Prime Forever)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [J. Kirk, Spock] Spock Prime - Complete
25 Days of Promptmas 2018 by DepressingGreenie reviews
Each chapter is stand alone. Canon and AU. It will be mainly Stony and the Avengers Team being a family. Prompts from @spiderman-homecomeme on Tumblr. Warnings and info will be given at the start of each story. #Christmas Fluff
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 12/2/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Day 6: Jesse’s Girl by EZM2016
30 Day OTP challenge Day 6: Jesse’s Girl Co-Author: Kat Rating: Explicit Fandom: Avengers Pairing: Tony/ Steve Triggers: None
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.]
Cherry and Atticus are Finding Nemo by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Cherry, Atticus, and the others are given an assignment to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia to have an adventure under the sea just as Atticus turns his new cousin Penny into a mermaid to be more like their family. Along the way, they meet a clownfish family, though the son gets separated from his father and they must travel the whole ocean to find him and bring him home.
Finding Nemo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Nemo, Marlin, Dory, OC - Complete
Kir-Alep by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
(Sequel to Buk) When he was a child all James wanted was to be loved… as a teenager, all he desired was to be someone who would be remembered as more than a father's son… as a middle-aged man James had done and seen and been more than he could have ever dreamed of… and the universe wasn't done with him just yet. (Minor Canonical Character Death)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2018 - [J. Kirk, Spock] OC - Complete
Astounded by Chasyn reviews
"Jarvis… I kissed Captain America." Tony said. "I am aware, sir." The AI replied. "I kissed Captain America." Tony repeated. "Actually sir, he was out of uniform. You kissed Steve Rogers." - SHIELD is gone and the Avengers are scattered. Now that Pepper's left him the Avengers are all Tony has left. But he better hurry the rebuilding. Because they seem to be falling all around him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,393 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
Taking His Shot by keelhaulrose reviews
Steve had a bit of a crush for a while, and a Christmas Party might offer him the perfect moment to act. Created for the Melting Pot Merry Little Exchange 2018
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Lover vs Fighter by McSgwizzle reviews
The Potato Heads reflect on memories of their relationship in order to help Jessie and Buzz with couple's advice. What will happen? (Mostly MrxMrs, slight BuzzxJessie)
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2018 - [Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head] [Buzz Lightyear, Jessie] - Complete
It's a Slaughterful Life by jbwarner86 reviews
The holiday season approaches. Sugar Rush is saved. Ralph is back home in the arcade, safe and sound, and Vanellope is off on her own to pursue her dream of happiness and freedom. Sure, it's tough for friends to be apart at Christmas, but everything worked out for the best...right?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,067 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Messes Of Many Kinds (The Clean Up Is Always Worth It) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Steve is a bit of an asshole, Tony is deaged, misunderstandings are had, Nat is the best bro ever and the team is family. What more could you possibly need?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Counting On It by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Post IW, Fix it. Steve had always thought, before it all went bad, that he and Tony could end up here; wrapped around each other in a bed, holding one another close.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Rectifying Origin by Vyntresser reviews
3. With Tessa's future reign over Sugar Rush hanging in the balance, she takes refuge in Dead Zed's racetrack-riddled jungles with a new band of fun, energetic brothers. In the quest to gaining back her future kingdom, she discovers the key to The Arcade's biggest kept secret is just under her nose. In order to rejoin sovereignty, she must go back to Sugar Rush's humble beginnings.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 290 - Words: 1,259,644 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F., OC - Complete
You Or No One Else by ItachiBabyy16 reviews
Tony has had enough of agreeing to dates with ego filled jerks. Coming back from a particular bad one and venting about it has Natasha bring up a very good point as to the appearances of the guys he chooses. There's a connection Tony doesn't think about but realizes is true. This will contain sex, you've been warned.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Operation: FAREWELL by wyomingparmesan reviews
After the departure of their leader, Numbuh 1, the remaining members of Sector V grieve his loss, all while trying their best to keep it a secret. One shot. Thanks to JamesSunderlandsPillow for the title, and EpsilonMk46 for the acronym!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Adventures in Monsters vs Aliens by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Atticus, Cherry, Mo, and Patch are invited to a wedding for Jessica's old friend from school, Susan Murphy. All seems to be going well, until something strange happens to Susan which turns her into a 50 foot tall monster woman and is taken away by the government where she meets some new friends as they must face against an alien overlord named Gallaxhar.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 11/7/2018 - B.O.B., Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica, The Missing Link - Complete
Buk by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
-Sequel to Wuh'rak Esta.- Some believed fate was written in stone, James believed each person wrote their own destiny. He might have failed in the past, but that didn't mean he would do so again, especially not when it came to protecting his family. He'd protect them, from danger, from darkness, from cruelty and, if necessary, from fate itself. (Warnings for violence, death of mc)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 11/4/2018 - [J. Kirk, Spock] C. Pike, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
A Marvellous Hero - A Tribute to Stan Lee by DiamondAndPearlStories reviews
My Tribute to Stan Lee.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2018 - Fred - Complete
Captain Underpants 12 by Brockster550 reviews
Something smelly is going on in Piqua. George, Harold & Em have to find out the cause behind it (with a little help). Whose behind the stinkiness, and what's with all the brown fog? Can George, Harold, Em, their future selves and their pets save the day? To look for possible answers, the story must be read!
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2018 - George B., Harold H., OC, Captain Underpants - Complete
An Alien's Bygone by McSgwizzle reviews
When the Potato Heads decide to officially name their Little Green Men, it ends up brining more from their kids' past than they bargained for. This is a story about facing the difficulty of parenthood and loving your family. (Rate and review, rated t just to be safe)
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 10/15/2018 - [Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head] Little Green Men - Complete
Akito's Adventures of Big Hero 6 by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Akito feels bored at home, so he finds a way to send him and the others into the town known as San Fransokyo where they meet their new friends, Hiro and Tadashi Hamada, who are more than they appear to be, especially when it comes to robotics. It becomes a new adventure after a disaster strikes, and they must team up with a robot known as Baymax. How soon can I retire from these?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada, OC - Complete
Ice Age: Modern Life by Kenneth0 reviews
On this new futuristic Ice Age story, the Herd all get frozen in ice for 20,000 years and get thawed out one night in a museum. Join the Herd as they go on an all-new futuristic adventure.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Manny, Sid, Diego, Scrat - Complete
The Lion and the Leopard by MissFirefly601 reviews
Leo Lung is an asian lion. He lives in the Jade Palace and is a Kung Fu Master. He is apprenticed by Shifu, and a mentor to Tigress. Also, his brother is a criminal. Leo was raised alongside Tai Lung. When Tai Lung is sent to prison, Leo defies Shifu's direct orders and visits his brother one last time. What happens when he returns home? OC!Insert, Rated T.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,508 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Shifu, Oogway, Tai Lung, OC - Complete
Together (We're Safe) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
PreSlash. Tony is broken. Steve doesn't like it, because the Tony he knows is unbreakable. IW spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
My Head's Above the Rain and Roses by MewWinx96 reviews
Steve Rogers is unfrozen after roughly sixty years in a cryostasis-like state and forms a connection with the first person he meets. Tony Stark is dealing with the fallout from almost dying while at the same time realizing that he might still be dying. Then, there's the madman and the impossibly unnoticeable girl… (Don't like? Please don't read.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 5/2/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Pepper P., OC - Complete
Wuh'rak Esta by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
(Sequel to M'aih) They were bonded, James and Spock, which was good. And while most people seemed to either have no problem with it, or even outright supported them, there were some who still refused to accept it. So the two of them would prove that they were, indeed, t'hy'la… even if they hadn't the slightest idea as to how. (Warning for Slash)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/5/2018 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [Amanda G., Sarek] - Complete
I'm Sorry by Wandervibes28 reviews
After the war, there's only one question running on repeat in Tony's mind, "How could he get everything back to how it was?", Chapter 7 NOW uploaded..."Tony?"...Stony...Part 1 of 'Thoughts Constrained' series...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Operation: C H O S E N O N E by KieranDell1409 reviews
Set post series. Nigel Uno has joined the Galactic Kids Next Door, who have deemed his home planet to be too infested with adults to be safe for kids, and the threat must be contained. The decision is Nigel's to make.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
The Long Way Around (To A Happy Ever After) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Tony is tired. Of everything. Steve is stupid... but he's trying to fix that. When Tony gets kidnapped, will Steve have the chance to make things right? Please read the An, because it has all the spoilers/warnings in it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/25/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] War Machine/James R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Not Quite A Storybook Romance (But Better) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Tony is cold, has been for as long as he can remember. When he's suddenly warm, nobody could have predicted the chain of events that followed. Soulmate!AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/10/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Codename: Kids Next Door OPERATION TIME by staying young reviews
When KND operatives arrive in the future, it is now up to the future KND to find the mysterious inventor of the time machine. Also, protecting the past, present & future. However, will their advanced technology, developed rules and improved organization be enough to find and stop the inventor? As for the past operatives, how will the past blend in when past and future collide?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 8/8/2012
Siege on the Leashless by AlleyHound reviews
Old age is beginning to catch up with Dodger, Rita and Tito, but a new threat will see them, and their whole extended family across the city fighting for their very way of life. With every street dog a target, street savoir-faire might not be enough.
Oliver & Company - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 10/20/2017 - Dogder, Rita
Family by NovelistServant reviews
A story of how one man, separated from the world and for almost half a century, will now try to gain back what he has lost. Through trial and error, through roller-coasters of emotion, through it all, two lovers will find each other again, even if not in the best conditions. Rated as such for sensitive topics.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica, OC
The Lego Dee-Vee-Dee by POLSJ103 reviews
President Business after going through his office tower, finds a disc featuring a certain construction worker's rise to fame
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,132 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, President Business/Lord Business, Vitruvius - Complete
A Mother's Purpose by McSgwizzle reviews
Mrs. Potato Head reflects on the events of Toy story 3.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2018 - [Mrs. Potato Head, Mr. Potato Head] - Complete
Lost on You by TRikiD reviews
When Dusty's friends become too worried for him after a traumatic accident, they send him to take some time off and relax at Piston Peak National Park. And, as luck would have it, Blade knows exactly what he's going through and seeks to comfort him. He owed him that much.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Blade R., Dusty C.]
Little Do You Know by Sherlockiarty reviews
[Ben Whishaw as Q (Skyfall-Spectre)] [Daniel Craig as James Bond (Casino Royale-Spectre) Q gets himself into a bit of a predicament late one night and he doesn't think he'll ever see light again... [007/Q ROMANCE]
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 10/16/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3
Captain Underpants 11 by Brockster550 reviews
George, Harold and Em have done it now. Their time-traveling made them all sleepy, and to miss tests and exams. Then they time travel again, to do those, and meet their yesterday counterparts. But worst of all, they've come across the Turbo Toilet 2000 seeking vengeance. Can George, Harold, Em and their yesterday twins stop the porcelain predator? Read the story to look for answers
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2018 - George B., Harold H., Turbo-Toilet 2000, OC - Complete
Dance With Me by AriesDanger24 reviews
Tony needs to learn how to dance and he knows Steve would be the only one up to the job. Steve is apprehensive, but goes along with it. However, the dancing lessons becomes a connection between the two men and now the feeling of dancing with the ever confident Tony won't leave Steve's mind. (Yaoi)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Dog Days Are Over by StarGazingAtMidnight reviews
So much for peace. The War has begun once more, the Elites are as furious as ever, and the past has already started to repeat itself. Our humans and aliens are just trying to keep each other safe, but can you really change what has already happened for thousands of lives? Time has already began to run out. Sequel to The Wretched And Divine, Second in the At War For Peace series.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,735 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] Miles L., W. Lennox
No Lights by MegaFrost4 reviews
"You want a revelation, some kind of resolution? Tell me what you want me to say." Video!fic for the Stony video "No Lights by ann2who. Civil War AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Akito and Estelle Meet the Incredibles by PerkyGoth14 reviews
High school is a challenge enough, but after a case of superheroes being excluded from the world fifteen years ago, Atticus has been suffering from work related stress and depression which makes Akito want to help his father. The two then meet their neighbor, Bob Parr, formerly known as Mr. Incredible, and find a way to fight crime as superheroes to regain their happiness.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Mr. Incredible, Violet P., OC - Complete
We stand together (or not at all) by Dark K. Sly reviews
It's so easy to hate this man, so painfully easy. He's the embodiment of rich, white male privilege. And yet, here he is, building the guy who killed his parents an arm, without having been asked, just so he can correct the mistakes all of them made. She watches him go and sighs, small and tired, before texting a single line to Steve. Get ready to come home.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/19/2018 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Captain Underpants 10 by Brockster550 reviews
Tippy is still out for revenge. George, Harold and Em travel back to the dinosaur period to save Sulu and Crackers, and now they found themselves in even more hot water when the Purple Potty smashes, trapping our heroes. How will George, Harold, Em and Captain Underpants leave? What surprises do Sulu and Crackers have? In order to find answers, the story must be read.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2018 - George B., Harold H., Professor Poopypants/Tippy T., OC - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Steve Rogers, Grade 6 by greymantledlady reviews
Pepper Potts is in the year above, and she's tall and beautiful and has shiny strawberry blonde hair and freckles. She's kind and nice and smart and Steve HATES her. Because Tony likes stupid Pepper Potts better than Steve, and it sucks. (Primary School AU: jealous baby Steve, asthma attacks and apology cupcakes.)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Pepper P. - Complete
The Fire King 3 by Just Simply A.G reviews
In this final chapter, 8 years have passed since Sid and Buck defeated Carlotta; But now with a new villain on the rise for revenge for the fallen wolves and with new problems facing the heroes; It's up to Sid, Buck and the rest of the heroes to stop evil from destroying them with the help of a female sloth that Sid remembers from long ago. RATED T! Written by A G Wicked & Dusk19
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,602 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Sid, Buck, OC - Complete
Dumbo: An Acrobat's Tale by judygumm reviews
A young Wiccan named Sandy (gifted with the ability to speak to animals) joins her Uncle's circus to perform as a trapeze acrobat. She befriends Dumbo and Timothy, they work together to help Dumbo earn his confidence and set his mother free. In return, help Sandy conquer her fear of heights, learning the true meaning of friendship and being true to yourself. Updating a few chapters
Dumbo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Dumbo, Timothy T. Mouse, The Ringmaster, OC - Complete
Cosmic is Forever by Yuna Yami Mouto reviews
Set after S1E22. Tony may have fooled Galactus and left before the Devourer could do anything, but was that the end? If so, then why is there a golden man the Universe is celebrating and the Cabal hunting?
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/12/2017 - [Captain America, Iron Man] Hawkeye, Red Skull
Captain Underpants 9 by Brockster550
Just when George, Harold and Em didn't think their luck could get any worse, they cross paths with their old enemy, Professor Poopypants (who is now Tippy Tinkletrousers), and he's out for revenge. What kind of tricks does Tippy have up his sleeve to accomplish his goal? Find out by reading the story. No copyright intended!
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,407 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2017 - George B., Harold H., Professor Poopypants/Tippy T., OC - Complete
Monsters Vs Aliens: The Parallel TV Series (Complete Series 1-5) by WaroftheMonsters reviews
The parallel version of the show like I did for the film. All characters are alternate versions of the ones you'll see on the television: Sarah/Susan, T.O.M/B.O.B, Fang/Link etc. If you want pictures then look up my DeviantArt page.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 572,183 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Toy Story: It's a Wonderful Life by McSgwizzle reviews
When Mr. Potato Head has another one of his mood swings, he takes it out on the rest of Bonnie's toys and wishes he never existed. Unexpectedly, an angel toy grants his wish. He is then shown how different the life of all the other toys, especially his wife's, would be like without him. (Takes Place after Toy Story 3, Mr. Potato Head/Mrs. Potato Head)
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 11/22/2017 - Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, OC - Complete
Belong by Optimus-life reviews
Set after the second movie ROTF , Sam is trying to have a normal life. Or what passes for one and deal with a new relationship Sam/Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Reverence by MythicRhyvon reviews
Awakened in the middle of the night, James is reminded how much he loves his partner and their life together. Short drabble- 1900 words. In the same universe as 'Under Suspicion.'
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Sharks and Minnows in a Cage by Dark Lady Eris reviews
Dom looked over again and studied the other man; he didn't think Brian's assessment was quite correct. The man had those love struck eyes, and Dom didn't think it was for him. He pushed off the bar and moved over closer to Letty to check out his theory. "It's not me he's staring at Brian," Dom told him. BRIAN/XANDER DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & xXx - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Brian - Complete
Renegades by FearlessinBlue reviews
Buster Moon has assembled his crack team of elite agents and Operation S.I.N.G. is under way. As they struggle to take down a criminal banking ring the team faces threats from the criminal underworld and within. In order to save the innocent people at risk they must bare their souls, share their secrets, find themselves and truly become a team.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Meena, Johnny] Ash
Akito and Estelle Meet Megamind by PerkyGoth14 reviews
SouthDale High School is out for Spring Break, so the Clark siblings invite the Fudo siblings to come with them to where their Aunt Roxanne lives in a place known as Metro City where the famed superhero Metro Man lives, but also where the dastardly Megamind lives.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
A Dangerous Lightning Storm by TRikiD reviews
From first meeting as kids to racing against each other as adults, Lightning McQueen and Jackson Storm could never seem to get along. Lightning tried his best to tame Jackson's violent nature but eventually realized that it's impossible, and he learns that the hard way. But through tough trials and tribulations, Storm and McQueen's bond eventually comes to fruition.(21k views)
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - [J. Storm, Lightning] - Complete
Cherry's Adventures of Chicken Little by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Cherry, Atticus, Patch, Tod, and Copper have an adventure from the Pound Puppies with a surprise for Tod that takes them into the world of a town known as Oakey Oaks where the town fool known as young Chicken Little is seen as strange and a laughing stock by the other people due to his belief of the sky falling and they try to help him out in many painful misfortunes.
Chicken Little - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Complete
The Ultimate Singing Competition by GoldenDragonKnight reviews
2 years have passed since the new Moon Thater has opened up, and things we're going well, Buster has become successful with shows and competitions and also expecting his first baby. But when an old rival of Buster comes back, Buster decided to hold a new singing with his old contestants and wth some new contestants too. P.S. There's also going to be some romance in the story too.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [Buster Moon, OC] [Ash, Johnny] - Complete
One at a Time by TheMadKatter13 reviews
[Kinktober 2017 series 08: Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting] Q gets a first-hand look at Bond's field ; Bottom Q.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2017 - [Q 3, James Bond/007] - Complete
On Streets of Gold by AlleyHound reviews
In a harsh winter, Dodger and Rita's lifelong friendship is changing, but while Dodger continues to fight with his past and Rita struggles with her estranged sister, it may be a bumpy ride. Elsewhere, there's a new member of the Foxworth family, and she brings with her a dangerous threat from one of the city's most notorious dog gangs. There's no doubt about it; trouble is brewing.
Oliver & Company - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Dogder, Rita - Complete
Holus-Bolus by The Readers Muse
Everyone was there the day Tanner found his one. Unsurprising, considering it was just another day at MI6.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] [B. Tanner, OC] - Complete
M'aih by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
He thought Spock had to be absolutely nuts to want to go down there… and yet he still went. Because Jim knew what it was like to be willing to do anything to protect those you love, maybe not a mother, but then again, Winona had never been much of one, but M'aih… yeah, he understood. So he went... Or the one where Jim follows Spock down the Vulcan to save his mom. (Slash warning)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [J. Kirk, Spock] Amanda G., OC - Complete
Ice Age Switcheroo: Collision Course by The Mistress of Ninjago22 reviews
The time has come for the final adventure of the Ice Age-or will it end? Anyway, all is well with the herd. Brooke and Sid are going to become parents and Diego and Shira are about to celebrate their wedding anniversary. When the asteroid is about to hit, the herd must be lead by Buck, also a herd member, to stop it from hitting Earth as well as stopping three evil dino birds. K
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Ellie, Shira, OC - Complete
As Dawn Broke by DixieMame reviews
Long ago, the Sun Kingdom and the Moon Kingdom were at war, and have only recently achieved an uneasy peace. This doesn't stop Prince Mickey of the Sun and Princess Minnie of the Moon from falling hopelessly in love. But as they enter a forbidden relationship, darker plans are in the works for both of their futures. Can everyone achieve a new type of happiness, or will old prejudic
Disney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Complete
Dark White by RavenChantis reviews
Set post-Skyfall. 00Q. Basically ignore everything that happened in Spectre. The pair have always had a good working relationship, despite the constant sarcastic comments, and eventually this leads to something more. However, both of their pasts end up catching up to them with devastating consequences.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3]
In One Piece by Pakmai reviews
National Gallery is not the first place Q and Bond have met. Q wasn't just picked up off the street to become Quartermaster, he's been climbing the ladder of Q-branch for a very long time, and he's run into Bond before. Bond is getting older but his memory is sharp. He's been keeping an eye on this boffin. 00Q, Whishaw!Q, Craig!Bond.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017 - James Bond/007, Q 3, E. Moneypenny
A New Most Popular Student by SawuScimitar74 reviews
It has been months since the whole "sky is falling" incident. Chicken Little has been viewed in a positive light since. He and his friends had a memorable summer, and now they are to begin a new school year. They meet someone who is new to the school. There might be something about this student that makes him stand out from the other popular students at Oakey Oaks Middle School.
Chicken Little - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Complete
Operation: DEATH-EGG by Gamewizard2008 reviews
(ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN 2011.) The 2nd story of the Firstborn Saga, preceded by Attitude Adjustment. Concerned that his inventions are not ready for the missions ahead, Numbuh 2 seeks an apprenticeship from a mysterious scientist. Little does he know that this man has evil intentions.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Parallel by Kinola reviews
A mysterious door on the Scare Floor sends long-time foes Michael Wazowski and James P. Sullivan into an alternate world where they are well-respected heroes…and best friends, much to their displeasure. Book 1 of the Parallel duology.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Mike W., Sulley/James P. Sullivan
Somebody Else by VINAI
In which Kitt feels jealous over his precious Michael when a certain blond takes him for herself. *Set in original KR!* I DONT OWN ANYTHING! (Plz R&R!) Please note this thing is Very. Bleeping. Random
Knight Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2017 - [KI2T, Michael K.] - Complete
The bruises on your thigh are like my fingerprints by Kindred01
A twist to the film Skyfall, "I-I am sorry." He whispered, there were fat tears rolling down his cheeks, Silva leans in and grabbed the back of his head and takes the laptop off him. "What did you say?" He asked "Daddy, I'm sorry daddy." The young man whimpered, "Good Cachorro. Don't worry I will find a suitable punishment for you."
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] R. Silva - Complete
It Takes Two by AvidMovieFan16 reviews
Follows the movie. Eddie Valiant along with his sister Linda uncover the mystery involving Roger Rabbit and along the way they uncover some shocking scandals.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,157 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Roger R., Jessica R.] Eddie Valient, OC - Complete
Finding Brian by Rellik 01011993 reviews
After the last truck heist at Race Wars, Brian helped the team keep safe and hidden until they could get to Mexico. But when he sent for them to come home he was not sitting on their front steps as they'd expected. And he didn't show up anytime after, so they started searching as best they could. Brian/Xander (I hope you enjoy. Reviews are always welcome!)
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & xXx - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Dom, Brian
Invisible Cage by Dark Lady Eris reviews
Brian bent down to pick up the wrench from the ground, "what the hell is that?" Dom asked grabbing at Brian's neck and pulling his blonde curls away to get better look at the tattoo on the man's neck. Brian/Xander Don't like Don't read!
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & xXx - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/5/2017
Ice Age Switcheroo: Continental Drift by The Mistress of Ninjago22 reviews
The fourth story to our beloved female characters is now here. The herd continues to grow with new friends and new members. The girls, including Cheril, go on a high seas adventure. On the way, they meet a primate pirate captain named Gutt and his first mate happens to be a sloth named Sid along with his grandmother. Will these girls make it home? Will Brooke find love? Rated K.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Sid, Ellie, Shira - Complete
A Passionate Rival by AbominationFanfics reviews
(This is a Human AU) Jackson Storm is angry after Lightning McQueen bails out of the race to give Cruz a chance to race. Jackson challenges Lightning to a one-on-one race, intending to defeat him, but things don't go as planned. They might even go a little better than planned. (Rated M because sexy times happen.)
Cars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2017
His Gaze Denotes Love by AngelicConquistador reviews
The great charismatic leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, is admired and respected by many. Sam is no exception, but he finds that his feelings are changing with events over time bringing the leader closer to him. Optimus/Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,225 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
Who in What Cage by Dark Lady Eris reviews
Brian nodded and watched Hector walk away, Dom turned to Brian and saw him glaring at his arms, "it bother you?" He asked the guy honestly. Brian met his eyes, "yes," he said simply and got in his car to pull it up to finish line. Brian O' Conner/Xander Cage Don't like Don't read
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & xXx - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Complete
Captain Underpants 8 by Brockster550 reviews
After ignoring a very important warning, George, Harold and Em end up in an alternate reality after using the time machine two days in a row. They have come across their evil counterparts, as well as Captain Underpants' evil twin. Can George, Harold and Em defeat the Purple Potty People (possibly with a little help)? Reading the story is what must be done to search for answers.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Evil George, Evil Harold, George B., Harold H. - Complete
Trials By Fire by bobblychicken reviews
As we check back in on how Blade is adjusting to his Companionship with Dusty, Mayday gets his yearly invite to the IAFC Ball, but sends Dusty, as his deputy by default, in his stead to accompany Blade to the all-chiefs event, and in the midst of the pagentry, Blade realizes that not all of Dusty's fears have been conquered. Rated PG-13 for Mild Language and Innuendo.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2017 - OC, Dusty C., Blade R. - Complete
Locked in a Cage, Driving too Fast by Dark Lady Eris reviews
"Seems like the last of the diner finalist has woken up, how's your head there blondie?" Brian's eyes shot around to the man speaking to him and his jaw dropped, "Dom? Why in the hell aren't you in Mexico?" The man narrowed his eyes, "my names not Dom," he said confused. "It's Xander." BRIAN O' CONNER/XANDER CAGE Don't like, don't Read
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & xXx - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/20/2017
Picking Up the Pieces by KarToon12 reviews
A series of one shots and short stories taking place after the events of the movie. Because with villains reforming, realms needing rebuilt, and a nobody becoming a somebody overnight, life in Legoland will never be the same.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 270,704 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Benny, Unikitty - Complete
Sing 2 by VickyT36 reviews
A sequel to Sing: Vicky Style, with the theater back in business, Buster's becoming stressed out and a workaholic. But when a new koala named Stacy comes to town, and gets a job at the theater, Buster catches her eye. With the help of the others in the theater, they'll help Stacy get noticed and Buster relax. But Stacy will also have to deal with her past coming back for her.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Buster Moon, Eddie, OC - Complete
Captain Underpants 7 by Brockster550 reviews
The battle continues, but with the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers in this one. George, Harold and Em have to find a way to stop them once and for all. But with Melvin Sneedly being selfish and taking Captain Underpants' super powers away, can George, Harold, Em and Captain Underpants stop the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger Boy? Reading the story is the only way to look for answers.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Captain Underpants, George B., Harold H., Melvin S. - Complete
Operation Stony by BlueDragon2113 reviews
Tony's got a daughter and she's got a plan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Captain Underpants 6 by Brockster550
Melvin Sneedly, the school brainiac, tries to become the world's first bionic boy, but the attempt ended in failure, as he sneezed at the last second, and became the Bionic Booger Boy. How do George, Harold, Em and Captain Underpants plan on defeating the Bionic Booger Boy, especially that he's covered in his boogers? To search for answers, read the story. No copyright intended.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2017 - George B., Harold H., Melvin S., Mr. Krupp - Complete
MvA- The 'What If' Series by WaroftheMonsters reviews
A series of 'what if' events from the movie, B.O.B's Big Break, Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space, Night Of The Living Carrots and the Television Series.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 176 - Words: 260,904 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Captain Underpants 5 by Brockster550 reviews
After a hypnosis attempt having gone wrong, George, Harold & Em have to battle Wedgie Woman (who is actually their fourth grade teacher). She has super powered intelligence, so it will be a tough one. Will George, Harold & Em overthrow the wicked villainess or will her super powered intelligence be the end for our heroes? To look for answers, read the story. No copyright intended.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Complete
Captain Underpants 4 by Brockster550
George, Harold & Em have returned. But a crazy professor with a silly name is out to make everyone change their normal names to silly ones. Can George, Harold, Em & Captain Underpants defeat the crazed professor and get their normal names back? To find out the answers, the story must be read. No copyright intended, I just own the fanfic.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Captain Underpants, George B., Harold H., Mr. Krupp - Complete
Ice Age Switcheroo: Dawn of the Dinosaurs by The Mistress of Ninjago22 reviews
It's been a year since our female heroes escaped the flood. Shira and Diego are expecting a baby-or babies-while Manny and Ellie are discussing about starting a family of their own. Brooke is eager to have a family, too, so she tried to raise three t-rexes. When parenting turns into a rescue mission, will the herd be able to save Brooke from the help of a one eyed weasel? Rates K .
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,919 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Ellie, Buck, Shira - Complete
Captain Underpants 3 by Brockster550 reviews
Another adventure with George, Harold & Em. Now they have to deal with a trio of evil space aliens who want to take over Earth, and they turned everybody at their school into zombie nerds. Will George, Harold, Em & Captain Underpants be able to outsmart the aliens? To find out, you must read the story. No copyright intended, the fanfic is all I own.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Captain Underpants, George B., Harold H., Mr. Krupp - Complete
Captain Underpants 2 by Brockster550 reviews
George, Harold & Em are back! But this time, an army of talking toilets are on the loose. How will the three kids and Captain Underpants defeat them? Only reading the story will give you the answers. No copyright intended, I just own the fanfic.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Captain Underpants, George B., Harold H., Mr. Krupp - Complete
Captain Underpants 1 by Brockster550 reviews
This is a story where Mr. Krupp has a niece who shares the same mischievous and silly streak personality as George & Harold do. She also takes to do the coloring for the comic books they make, while George and Harold still do the writing and drawing respectively. No copyright intended. I just own the fanfic.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Captain Underpants, George B., Harold H., Mr. Krupp - Complete
Lost by Sherlockiarty
When Q risks his life to save James he ends up in hospital, when he wakes up there's a problem... He doesn't seem to remember who he is, let alone what happened that night... (EVENTUAL 00Q ROMANCE, so if you don't like that stuff go away.) *UPDATE: This is going to be a multichapter because... well I want it to be.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,185 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 11/23/2016 - [Q 3, James Bond/007]
Becoming Q by Sherlockiarty reviews
A sort of AU in which Q is the victim of a dark past which M so kindly gets him out of. COMPLETELY MADE UP Q BACKSTORY BY ME Basically an AU where the events of Skyfall and Spectre DO NOT HAPPEN, except the way Q and Bond meet. I've explained it better at the beginning of the first chapter :) (EVENTUAL BOND/Q ROMANCE) (Daniel Craig as 'James Bond' and Ben Whishaw as 'Q')
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] M 4, E. Moneypenny
Keep on Singing by Andrea O'Down reviews
A few months have passed since the grand re-opening of the Moon Theater. All in all everything seems to be fine. But under the surface, everyone has to deal with some problems.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,228 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Complete
James' day dream by Kindred01 reviews
"007 ARE YOU EVEN LISTEN TO ME?" Bond opens his eyes and looked at the Quartermaster who was glaring at him; James looked up at him with a large wicked grin on his face. "You weren't were you?"
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Dumb Luck by Accidental-Ducky reviews
Being a father was an amazing thing that James Bond wouldn't give up for all the crazy missions in the world, but there were moments when he thought his daughter came straight from hell.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 1/27/2017 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] A. Trevelyan/008, OC - Complete
00Q Valentine by HadesGhostGirl reviews
Just a quick little Valentine's story for my only James Bond ship :)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Monsters vs Aliens(My Version) by TRikiD reviews
Susan Murphy, along with her cousins Sara and Jackie, are accidentally hit by a meteorite, giving them powers and transforming them; thus, the girls are then thrown into a secret prison for "monsters" like them, where they meet other abnormal creatures, and even fight aliens!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 2/2/2017
There's Something About Q by Rigel99 reviews
Commander James Bond - Naval Officer, Lothario, Candidate for the Secret Service. Jonathan Quinn - Student, Savvy, Genius. Some things in this life are simply inevitable.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - James Bond/007, M 3, Q 3, M 4 - Complete
Kiss Me Hard Before You Go by themuller
Bond has left and Q's world breaks apart. - Spectre Fix it. Written for the 00Q Reverse Big Bang (00qreversebang on tumblr) and written for the artwork by Danger Zone24 on archiveofourown. Visit my archiveofourown account to see the artwork. It's gorgeous!
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,843 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Absolution of the 50 ft Women by Hope The Victor reviews
After the great Ratfink Scheme, many giantesses at the time were left with their deeds undone. To avert this, the monsters with their new recruit will find them and make them feel like they have a purpose. Sequel to Attack of the 50 ft women in partnership with WarofTheMonsters
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Complete
Leave a Message by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
The answering machine was just there for appearances, and yet the blinking number on it was still there, and for some reason James couldn't ignore it. In his solitary life, James never expected to connect with anyone, not at work and especially not with a civilian who was a complete stranger. But Q might be the connection he really needs, in more ways than one.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] E. Moneypenny - Complete
The Five Times Q had to Return a Shiny and The One Time He Kept It by made.for.life
Q is a Raven. A full blooded, honest Raven. They have an attraction toward shiny things. Sometimes this is a problem. Especially when it comes to the predator, James Bond.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,635 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Q 3, James Bond/007] - Complete
Nexus Sword by Chance Green G King reviews
Hi I'm chance green the G King brining another story from my crazy mind but I'm not alone my partner BloodyDemon666 is helping me out so we sincerely hope you'll enjoy it This is the tale of how one beast can change his entire destiny and find the values of life. Join Dante and his partner Azreal as they help Team Dai Gurren and carve in their names in history. (Accepting ideas)
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [OC, Yoko L.] Kiyoh L.
So are you by Wandervibes28 reviews
When Life asked Death "Why do people love me and hate you?", Death replied, "Because you're a beautiful lie and I'm the painful truth"...Tony and Steve..."Wait, w-was that us?"...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ice Age: The Meltdown Switcheroo by The Mistress of Ninjago22 reviews
Now that the girls have made it to the south, a heatwave is melting all the ice, beginning the creation of the great flood. Now everyone must evacuate to the boat at the end of the valley. Along the way, Ellie learns about Manny the mammoth and who he truely is. Meanwhile, Shira has found somebody of her own, but does she have feelings for him? Will our beloved girls make it? K
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Ellie, Shira - Complete
Trees, how much they weigh and who cares by themuller reviews
James Bond has to bring a scientist back to London - from Reykjavik, of all places. Written for the 00Q Secret Santa 2016 on AO3 as a gift for Venstar on AO3.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog: Defender of America by AmericaverseWarlord reviews
God forgives... but Sonic the Hedgehog doesn't! Aided only by his electric guitar and titanic strength, Sonic clashes head-on in a fury of blood and burning rubber in his struggle against the wicked forces of Communism. Does this patriotic warlord have what it takes to prevent the Ameripocalypse and save his country, or will his star-spangled rage consume his soul?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 146,268 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Sonic, Shadow] [Black Doom, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord] - Complete
The Fire King 2 by Just Simply A.G reviews
A year later, Sid, Buck and the others are now facing a new threat with enemies who have scores to settle with Sid and Buck. As a result, Flora was kidnapped and the Dinosaur World turns into chaos but with the help of a new friend and the remaining herd members who escaped; It's up to Sid and Buck to reprise their roles and save the world! RATED T! Written by A G Wicked & Dusk19
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,371 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Sid, Buck, OC - Complete
Invasion by theblondeknight45 reviews
In that one moment, Nigel had made the greatest impact on the galaxy in over 1,000 years. The sentence was passed, all Earth was judged by a single operative. Now, it rests on another operative to save his planet, or allow it to be another statistic in the G:KND's reign of terror. But can he sacrifice everything his friend once meant to him? Chad's POV. Cover credit to artist.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Numbuh Infinity
Tengen Toppa Gurren Solvernia by RandomNumbers523156 reviews
The paths cross, but from different directions. From a village in the end of the world and from the most luxurious palace in the planet, two stories converge in the middle of a land that needs hope. This is the story of a woman who has yet to realize what her destiny is. This is the story of Nia the Digger. AU, novelization, complete. Cover by Y0K0Maybe.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 242,080 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Before It All Hit the Fan by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
['Stop the g:KND' inspired] Chad, though not the Earth representative of the Galactic Kids Next Door like he was promised, is still with the organization as a spy and an instructor for Nigel. Over the course of their time in the GKND, Chad begins to notice changes with Nigel. What is he to do when Nigel's allegiance to the GKND threatens their home world?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,931 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Lizzie D., Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Chad D./Numbuh 274, Numbuh Infinity - Complete
Ice Age Switcheroo by The Mistress of Ninjago22 reviews
This is no ordinary Ice Age story. Instead of our original main characters, what if the herd started out with Ellie, Shira and Brooke? Ah, the old switcheroo. This time, they have to work together to help a little four year old girl name Cheril return back to her human tribe after losing her mother during a saber attack. Will they get Cheril back to her father before it's too late?
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Ellie, Shira - Complete
Day 9 of Write Every Day in November 2016 (A Good Soilder) by whatawhatatomgirl reviews
Hey guys welcome back to Write Every Day in November 2016. This month I will endeavor to write a new story every day of November. Feel free to join in, but even if you don't I hope you like my stories. Summary: Steve if helping Tony get into the best shape of his life, but at the end of the run Tony's too tired walk back. Steve surprises him in several different ways.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Captain America, Iron Man - Complete
Beyond Words by booksblanketsandtea reviews
An exhausted Spock accidentally calls Kirk "Ashayam" while on duty. Kirk is determined to find out what it means.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Randall's Adventure by dondena reviews
Randall is saved by a human after he was banished and hurt, and they have an adventure together.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Randall B. - Complete
In the Stars, We Meet by ReinyDay reviews
A month at NEST base for Sam, what's the worst that could happen? Oh wait, that's right. It's Samuel Witwicky. He just so happens to fallen hard for a certain Prime while also stealing the spark of another Autobot. And is it just me or is the Prime's Ex back from what was thought to be dead? Don't forget that Christmas was coming just around the corner. (OpxSam, one-sided BeexSam)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] Bumblebee, Elita-1 - Complete
In the Stars, We Meet (Revised!) by ReinyDay reviews
A month at NEST base for Sam, what's the worst that could happen? Oh wait, that's right. He just so happens to fallen hard for a certain Prime while also stealing the spark of another Autobot. And is it just me or is the Prime's Ex back from what was thought to be dead? Don't forget that Christmas was coming just around the corner along with New Years! (OpxSam, one-sided BeexSam)
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] Bumblebee, Elita-1 - Complete
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Spiral War by GunnerTheDigger reviews
This story takes place after the events of the anime. The Spiral Races all around the galaxy are fighting for control of The Spiral Core. With no sightings of the legendary hero Simon in years, it's up to Kome, his friend Kittanna, and a brand new team Gurren. Please read at least the first 3 chapters and I guarantee you'll be hooked. Just who the hell do you think we are!
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Viral, Leeron L., Gimmy A., OC
Frozen by HanaSheralHaminail reviews
"Ka'i." I'm right here. Jim hoped the pronunciation was at least adequate. "Tushah nash-veh k'du." I grieve with thee. Right there, right then it seemed to Spock as if the Captain's use of Vuhlkansu had brought a significant change to how he perceived him; as if it held some kind of meaning he couldn't quite place. Set after Star Trek Beyond! T for language, mostly. [Kirk Spock]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/3/2016 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
A Perfect Moment by Dizzydodo reviews
Bond proposes. Q refuses. Bond proposes again. Q refuses still. Bond thinks of buying the third ring- And then the tables turn.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Search and destroy by ZeratulkeVenatir reviews
Even the easiest task may turn out a local disaster. Based on a true story. I mean, on real cats. I mean, on the actual catpiss. Wellyougotit. Music: Elvis Presley — Surrender. На русском языке эту историю можно найти на Книге Фанфиков под названием "Найти и обезвредить".
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
The Overlord Variations by 009 reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Bond wakes up far away, in the company of someone from his past, long lost. This is an AU of my previous Overlord Q arc, basec on the idea that maybe, Bond and Q already knew each other before they met on the island?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Transformers: Sparkmates and War Rewrite by PharaohIsis13EgyptianYaoiLover reviews
Summary: Yaoi, M/M story. Don't like don't read. Protective, Possessive Optimus. Optimus and the Autobots come to Earth trying to find the Allspark. They end up finding, Optimus, Bumblebee, and Ironhide's Sparkmates. A war is coming to Earth and their human Sparkmates are in danger. Will they be able to protect their Sparkmates?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Optimus Prime, Sam W.] [Bumblebee, Miles L.]
Family reunion by mariannesinger16 reviews
Simon is on his death bed. Nia and Kamina come to take him with them to the afterlife.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Simon, Kamina, Nia T. - Complete
James, Jenna, Diana and the Giant Peach by judygumm reviews
CentiSpiderFanGirl1 known as Diana requested me to write a story of herself and I in James and the Giant Peach. Diana owns herself and Miss Butterfly. I own myself (Jenna) and my OC Dragonfly. I wonder what it would be like to be in James and the Giant Peach.
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Complete
Walt's Lost Treasure by Tessa Honeybee reviews
In 1983 Mickey discovers a message, composed by Walt Disney during the final months of his life. The message takes Mickey and friends on what was meant to be Walt and Mickey's last adventure together. But later messages reveal the adventure is not just for fun. It's a race against time for Mickey to save a life worth more than diamonds to his father.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,550 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Complete
Fubsy by TheMadKatter13 reviews
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 41 (2016.02.10) - adjective, British Dialect. 1. short and stout. CU.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [Q 3, James Bond/007] - Complete
Dinner by Time Lord of many names reviews
It is displeasing when the job interferes with a date. ... To my Master. Happy birthday, my dear one.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Insomnia by Time Lord of many names reviews
Q is bothered by the rain, tight schedule and the phone that is never shut off.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Inhale by Time Lord of many names reviews
You don't believe in promises.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Cherry and Atticus Meet Dumbo by PerkyGoth14 reviews
When Darla, Patch, and Amber are having a make believe circus, Cherry and Atticus recall when they had an adventure in the circus with Atticus as a strong boy and Cherry as an animal tamer. Along the way, they meet a very special elephant named Dumbo who gets discouraged because of his specially large ears.
Dumbo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Dumbo, Timothy T. Mouse, OC - Complete
The Art Of War by Rigel99 reviews
If 007 uses actual strategy to achieve his goals? That fact is lost on his Quartermaster. Part 8 of the To Be A Quartermaster series.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3
Seven Minutes by Rigel99 reviews
How to pull your agent back from the edge - Quartermaster style...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Sugar and Kisses by OpalescentGold reviews
In which Q is (terrifically) bad in the kitchen, James is sweetly indulgent (with ulterior motives), and Q and James are (very much) in love.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
He's dead by 007JR reviews
Once Q got sick, Bond was terribly worried about Q's well being. But the better got the worse out of Q. What will happen?
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread by Rigel99 reviews
M is dead. Bond is in a dangerously roguish mood. Can Q keep a cool head and keep the agent on the straight-and-narrow? Not bloody likely... Part 6 of the "To Be A Quartermaster" series. My attempt at a Spectre-Fix It. Then I'll leave the building. A ghost in the wind...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Complete
Infinite Gurren by LOLRookie117 reviews
Set after the final battle against the Anti-Spiral, we find Viral, now the representative of humanity, meeting with the representatives of the other Spiral races freed by Simon from the Anti-Spiral's war against the Spirals. As the meeting comes to a close, a certain prophecy comes true. Will our heroes survive the Spiral Nemesis, or perish in its wake? Only time may tell.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Viral, Leeron L., Gimmy A., Darry A.
Insouciant by TheMadKatter13 reviews
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 28 (2016.01.28) - iadjective/i 1. free from concern, worry, or anxiety; carefree; nonchalant. ; CU.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2016 - [Q 3, James Bond/007] - Complete
Hebetude by TheMadKatter13
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 14 (2016.01.14) - noun 1. the state of being dull; lethargy. CU; Top James / Bottom Q.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
First Foot by TheMadKatter13 reviews
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 1 (2016.01.01) - 1. Scot. the first person to cross the threshold of a house on New Year's Day.; 2. Scot. the first person met after starting out on the day of an important occasion.; 3. Scot. to enter (a house) first on New Year's Day. CU, sub Q.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Meant To Be by Sexy.Lil.Emo reviews
When pon farr arises in Spock for the first time he turns to the only person he can; his Captain, James T Kirk. - Spirk - sexual content
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2016 - J. Kirk, Spock
Land Before Time: The Mysterious Island Retold by Elise Lowing reviews
After a locust invasion, Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike are forced to leave the Great Valley in search for food. Together, they will have to face the dangers of the Mysterious Beyond, both on land and sea. Luckily for them, they will soon discover they have some unexpected friends and allies.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,614 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Littlefoot, Chomper, Chomper's Father, OC - Complete
James, Penelope and the Giant Peach by judygumm reviews
In this version, James has a best friend/older adopted sister named Penelope, a gypsy girl with a goat named Jaelle. After their parents died and being sent to live with cruel aunts, James and Penelope befriended giant bugs (my OC Dragonfly) and went on the adventure of a lifetime to New York City. They go through trials and tribulations to reach their goals.
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Vows by Rigel99 reviews
A little 00Q. Because I adore them so. Just a little bit of sassy fun, courtesy of James and Q, to take the mind off things. For reference, 008 looks like Tom Hiddleston, 004 like a young Monica Bellucci.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3
The Big and The Incredible by Doctor Darth reviews
The Big Hero 6 team enters the world of superheroing, and who should they meet but superheroes of an Incredible sort? Takes place shortly after the events of Big Hero 6 and The Incredibles.
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,806 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible, Baymax, Hiro Hamada
The Dumbo in Love by veronica.toon.7 reviews
Takes about a year after the first film: After another circus has come to town with one of Mrs. Jumbo's old friends performing there, Mrs. Jumbo takes her son to go visit them. When they get there though, they meet her starlet daughter and Dumbo falls head over ears for her, but will the two circuses rivalry keep them apart?
Dumbo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Dumbo, OC] Mrs. Jumbo - Complete
Hey Brother, Later Buddy by Jaw112211 reviews
A rather long poem, conversation, many years after Simon returns and hands over the spiral key to Gurren Lagann, over the... SPOILER INSERT HERE... If you've seen it you'll know. This is just something I wrote after seeing something similar, so I took a shot at it. I hope you enjoy, and if you haven't Gurren Lagann yet, go watch it I highly recommend it. Hope you enjoy!
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2016
More Than Just A Letter by Rigel99 reviews
This story evolves based on the 00Q explored in previous instalments of "To Be A Quartermaster." This is Part 5 of the series.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Charli Cheetah by TRikiD reviews
Months after the whole alien invasion at Oakey Oaks, the town's middle school receives a new student from Africa, and from there, Charli signs up to try out for the track team. But when a few jocks threaten her that she'll lose, she's determined to prove them wrong. With the help of her new friend Fish and his other friends, Charli sets out to be the best.
Chicken Little - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2016
A Day in the Life of a Quartermaster by Rigel99 reviews
Tea, Terrorists and Tactical Intelligence. Just your typical day in the life of a Q. Part 4 of "To Be A Quartermaster."
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Q 3, James Bond/007] - Complete
From Tel Aviv With Love by Rigel99 reviews
Q had asked for a gift. Bond was more than happy to oblige. Scene set between Chapter 6 and Epilogue of "Bound". Part 3 of "To Be A Quartermaster."
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Desire and Destruction III - Taishakuten x Ashura-oh by Nalahime reviews
The third drabble like thing for D&D and probably the last. Smut is a given so read at your own risk. Have fun!
RG Veda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Lord Ashura, Taishakuten] - Complete
Bound by Rigel99 reviews
Sequel to "To Woo a Q", an exploration of the past mingled with the present of our most quintessential Quartermaster and his evolving relationship with MI6's finest. Part 2 of "To Be A Quartermaster."
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 1 - Complete
Beginnings: The Rise of Dodger by AlleyHound reviews
Part 2 of my prequel. Rita has settled happily into her life with Dodger, Einstein and Fagin, but with the challenges of adolescence and new members of the family to contend with, 'settled' may be short-lived. As a face from his past leaves him losing his way, Dodger must confront everything he's buried within himself if he is to step up into his new role as leader of the gang.
Oliver & Company - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Dogder, Rita - Complete
To Woo a Q by Rigel99 reviews
MI6's new Quartermaster may well turn out to be Bond's most challenging mission to date. Part 1 of "To Be A Quartermaster."
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 2/2/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Dark Matters by keltieful reviews
Pon Farr, Aura style. (Lightning Eyes-verse) Smut. Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Love Dart by keltieful reviews
Spock and Kirk head down to gather samples on an unknown planet alone. What could possibly go wrong? Smut. Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2016 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Relieving The Tension by keltieful reviews
Sick of Captain Kirk's harsh words, Spock decides to shut him up. With his tongue. PWP. Smut. Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
StarLord and his Accuser by FaustusianSutcliff reviews
Just some one shots with Peter Quill and Ronan the Accuser. Some will follow the story line others will not. (Will contain slash)
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Ronan the Accuser
Lifesaver by ReScripta reviews
Rango finds Jake half-dead and tortured in the desert. Together with the town people he can save him. But this should be the beginning for Rango to protect Jake from a great danger... and himself and his town.
Rango - Rated: T - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 87,026 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Rango, R. Jake, Beans] T. John - Complete
Fallen by potterwatch97 reviews
Tony does something monumentally stupid that could lead to the death of the one thing he loves most at the hands of the monster he's created. He had to save Steve or he would never forgive himself. Post AoU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Ultron - Complete
The Ugly Duckling, Another Chicken Little Incident by Franco MonoLoque Francaisberg reviews
This is my rendition of the movie Chicken Little 2, if it was is to ever exist. To put it simple: in the same year that CL saved the planet, he goes through a bit of trouble in both his social and Relationship Life. A new girl, Rafaela, a Italian sheep comes in, so Abby believes she is trying to steal his boyfriend, the small chicken. This wont go in the favor of Abby very much!
Chicken Little - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015
Nucleotide: The Aftermath of Lordgenome by Zaru reviews
Co-written and authored along with 1 over 0. Lordgenome has fallen, but the Dai-Gurren Brigade will fight a new enemy. Nia's brother and the new Spiral King. Read and Review
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,680 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Simon, Nia T.
Tender Buttons by bobblychicken reviews
Blade and Dusty encounter yet another hiccup in the development of their relationship as Bonded Companions (see my Tumblr for more info on that), and Dusty's usual methods of breaking Blade from this latest attack of paranoid trauma aren't working, but he quickly figures out another way to make his Bonded Companion feel more secure ;D Enjoy! Don't forget to review!
Cars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Dusty C., Blade R. - Complete
Interview with Big Hero 6 by Animation Universe 2005 reviews
My interview with all of the Big Hero 6 crew! Enjoy!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Complete
Ice Age 6: The Extinction by Stooge Man reviews
In this sixth installment, Zari and Ravi fall into the Dinosaur World after a dinosaur rampage hits the herd's homeland, and their friends attempt to rescue them. But when Rudy gets loose, and Buck can no longer control him, they must do everything they can to stop cause extinction. Join Manny, Sid, and Diego and the herd on another adventure of a life time!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Complete
That's It! by MegaFrost4 reviews
Based on my video OH STONY! on YouTube. Steve and Tony break up after a major misunderstanding. The tension rises. But when Ultron returns, they must put aside their differences and work together. Lots of feels and rated M for a reason.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Ultron - Complete
Ashura-ou: My Love, My Melancholy by Meronichan reviews
Ashura-ou's life, in his own words after his death. A prequel to my other A-ou x T work.
RG Veda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Lord Ashura, Taishakuten - Complete
There Are No Strings On Me by MegaFrost4 reviews
They thought the war was over. But it's only just begun.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Ultron - Complete
Partners Against Doom by Cactuar Runin reviews
A would be investigator finds herself partnered up with none other than Eddie Valiant, a washed up Toon Private Eye haunted by his own past. The two have different views about dealing with toons. But if they want to keep a certain rabbit from getting dipped, they need to overcome their discomforts in order to solve the crime against Roger Rabbit and ultimately save Toontown.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,846 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Roger R., Jessica R., Eddie Valient, OC - Complete
Holo-form by World Clasher reviews
Holo-form!Steel/Max pairing (Don't like don't read). A new guy in Copper Canyon turns out to be Max Steel's partner in justice. But no one knows in the school knows that... All except Max who soon discovers things he thought he would never feel for Steel; maybe it was because of their "differences". Yaoi. Nothing explicit. Rated T to be safe.
Max Steel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/18/2015
Operation ALLIANCE by Snake MacTavish reviews
After months of warfare against the Adults and Teenagers, the Kids Next Door are close to utter destruction. As the KND await the last fight of their lives Numbuh 362 sends a last-ditch and desperate S.O.S. message out into the galaxy in hope that someone will help. Fortunately, the message is received but their saviors bring more than just help.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014
Me or Her by Villains' Bad Girl reviews
A long-lost family member has come into the picture. Will Frida lose Diego when she needs him most? Sequel to More For Us Diego/OC
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Diego - Complete
The Fire King by Just Simply A.G reviews
After an incident on Peaches birthday caused by Sid, He ran away from home and got into The Dino World where he stays with Buck. But soon they were found by a weasel tribe and they were chosen to save the tribe from two wicked wolves . Meanwhile the herd looks for Sid after feeling guilty and want to make amends together. An Ice Age crossover by A G Wicked and Dusk19. RATED T
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,393 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Sid, Buck - Complete
To A Brother by Wolfe14 reviews
Little Free Verse poem, narrating Simon's thoughts at Kamina's grave years after the end of Gurren Lagann. This was an English project I though that I should post because I liked it.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Complete
Ice Age 5: The Return by Stooge Man reviews
History's greatest heroes return in this fifth installment for the most outrageously funny and entertaining Ice Age adventure in two million years. Manny, Sid, Diego and the gang must help two human kids reunite with their family after the causes of the adrift happened by retuning to the ruined place to which the herd once called home.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,335 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Manny, Sid, Diego, OC - Complete
Reignite the Spark by shadow halfbreed reviews
Only so much can be taken by anyone, no matter how strong their will power... ...even Hal Jordons spark has it's limits, and when that spark is snuffed out violently, he'll need the help of an "old friend" to bring it back. His old mentor may not be the kindest of hearts, but to mess with someone he's ever cared about... (I'm terrible at summaries XD rated M just to be safe).
Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Hal J./Green Lantern II/Parallax, T. Sinestro - Complete
Lagann Gurren by Fatestalker reviews
A legendary hero seizes a priceless opportunity to not only live again, but to change a life once lived. But who could have imagined that out of the infinite possibilities, the most important change of all would be in a name?
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Kamina, Simon, Yoko L.
Perry the Platypus VS The Wet Bandits 2: Lost in New York by GiovanniGo reviews
A few weeks after the events of the first story, the Flynn-Fletcher family decide to take a trip to Miami, Florida. Perry gets stuck on the wrong plane and ends up in New York City. When the Wet Bandits end up there to they try to kill him as revenge for what happened in the first story. Also, there's an evil taxidermist who wants to stuff Perry for the museum! Can Perry win again?
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Home Alone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,046 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Harry, Marv - Complete
Perry the Platypus VS The Wet Bandits by GiovanniGo reviews
The Wet Bandits are back. Harry and Marv are at it again, but this time, they're not robbing homes! They're stealing a diamond from a museum in Danville. But when they lose it, and it ends up in the Flynn-Fletcher house, it's up to Perry to protect it until help arrives! Who will win? Just read and find out? Based on Boolia's story "Perry Home Alone". Contains Phineabella!
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Home Alone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Harry, Marv - Complete
Do the Impossible, See the Invisible by VideoGameAddict237 reviews
What if Simon confronted Kamina about what happened with Yoko? How will this impact the rest of the story of Gurren Lagann. Rated T for language.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Complete
What could go wrong? by PheonixInTheShadows reviews
After Mike was fired, Freddy Fazbear's pizza needs a new night guard/ guards. Who better than the worlds mightiest heroes? Rated T because it's FNAF.
Crossover - Avengers & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015
Leticia Toretto by valenelle reviews
After Dom and Letty's wedding (Spoiler from Furious 7).
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Dom, Letty - Complete
Big Oscar Reaction by Animation Universe 2005 reviews
How the heroes of Big Hero 6 won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature...enjoy!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Baymax, Fred, Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago - Complete
I hope we meet again, one day by solopy567 reviews
Lagann's thoughts and feelings from the day it was found by Simon, and its thoughts and feeling of their adventures together.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Complete
If We Make It by JercyFics16 reviews
Based off of a scene in the third Age of Ultron Trailer Steve and Tony go on a date before everything goes wrong. (Although it's nothing like they planned it would be.) Need to have seen all released footage of Age of Ultron to read. Light Sex Scene. Stony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Hulk/Bruce B., Ultron
More for Us by Villains' Bad Girl reviews
With Manny and Ellie expecting a baby, Frida wants more in their relationship, but Diego wants no change. What'll happen when Diego thinks about leaving the herd? Sequel to Protecting You
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Complete
We Could Be Immortals by Wings Of Sanguine reviews
The Parr family is invited by Helen's oldest friend Cass Hamada to visit San Fransokyo for Hiro's robotics showcase. What ends up happening is much more then they bargained for when Hiro's invention is stolen and they need to don their superhero identities once more. (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BIG HERO 6, THE INCREDIBLES OR ANY CHARACTERS)
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible, Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada
Land Before Time: Journey Through the Mists Retold by Elise Lowing reviews
When Grandpa Longneck becomes fatally ill, Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike set out toward the Valley of Mist to retrieve the Night Flower, the only cure for the sickness. With the help of two more allies, the group of friends will have to work together if they are going to make it through the treacherous swamp and avoid becoming someone's next meal.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,349 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Littlefoot, Ali, OC - Complete
Beginnings: The Runaway Hound by AlleyHound reviews
Part 1 of my prequel. Unwanted and with no future, ten-week-old Rita's life is set to be turned upside down by an encounter with a cocky young mutt. An exciting and dangerous world awaits her on the streets of New York City, but sooner or later she must face her past and decide where she belongs- and even her very survival can't be taken for granted.
Oliver & Company - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dogder, Rita - Complete
Akito and Estelle in Oliver and Company by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Estelle takes Felicity and Akito with her to visit her pen pan in New York City, along with another mysterious guest by the name of Vincent.
Oliver & Company - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Jenny F., OC] - Complete
Welcome To Riverside by TheDarkestFallingStar reviews
A few months after Kahn, the crew is taking a break before their 5 year mission to let Kirk heal. A trip home with Spock in tow will sure be interesting. Pre-Slash.Written for Bubski McBoo for FAGE007.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Where You Belong by Setsuna-X reviews
[HIATUS]After everything that Kang did, Steve is not sure about his continued existence. He appreciates everything the other Avengers had done to protect him, but ultimately it's his choice if he lives or dies. If anything, he should have died once he plunged into the ice. Can Tony, resident futurist and friend, help Steve find a will to live once doubt takes place? Pre-slash Stony
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Captain America, Iron Man]
Calling Back Agent P by Jet Engine reviews
(Takes place one year after "Calling Agent P.") Episode Forty-Four, Dance Dance Situation: Phineas wants Isabella to ask Ferb to their school's Girls' Choice Dance, but is upset when it actually happens.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 87,770 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Cherry's Adventures of Wreck-it-Ralph by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Cherry and Atticus decide to spend the day at Mr. Litwak's arcade, however a strange storm hits and the two gaming kids are left on a big adventure they would never dare to dream possible.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, OC - Complete
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Fire Eternal by chaz4eva reviews
This is the tale of a man who has his Destiny intertwined with that of a young girl of a different world. (OC Self-Insert)
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Simon, Kamina, OC, Yoko L.
My Wonderful Stony Series by CallMeStranger reviews
Hey, you! Yes, you. Are you looking for Stony? Well look no further, for I hold the key to your problems. Just click here!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
TTGL in real life! by DriveMaxUltraDynamoZord reviews
This is the story of a man, shackled by a mundane life, and wishes to be set free from those shackles. Upon meeting a Lagann that fell from space, his destiny begins to unfold. What will happen to him? (Rating it T, will probably not be as epic as the real show.)
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014
Familiarity or The Avenging Sweepers' Initiative by DDAriSieg reviews
College AU. Steve is just trying not to piss off his new roommate Clint by keeping his distance from a certain russian redhead, Tony is busy driving Bruce insane (except he already is), Natascha and Pepper are definitely up to no good, and Fury still wants to save the world. No-one really knows what Thor and Loki are up to. Oh, and Obadiah has a plan. Steve/Tony - Past Tony/Pepper
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P.
Tengen Hakai Lazengann by P Chill Now reviews
"In a scenery I once saw, there was a modest tranquility, and there was a small hope. And when they were trampled upon, a man rose against it."
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Lordgenome
A Haunting Of A Summer by Cindy'sboy93
Isabella Is having a weird Summer and it's all becuase of a new boy taking a liking to her
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,661 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Isabella
Twisted Up by Epicfroggz reviews
It had been three years. Three years since the end of the Anti-Spiral War, and three years since Simon left. Now Simon has returned to humanity, and he's about to get thrust in a new adventure... with a twist! My first fanfic! Yay! Also might contain humor and romance among other things.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Simon, Viral, OC
Parental Guidance by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Sam and Optimus raises Ethan. Sequel to To Love Another.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] Mikaela B., OC
Dressed for Space by Kiwisilence reviews
The Stone had unintended consequences: binding Ronan to Peter. Peter/Ronan slash.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Ronan the Accuser]
That is Why by TC Stark reviews
Drax and Gamora meet in the middle of the night to forget their troubles the only way they know how. Rated M for Mature.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Drax, Gamora] - Complete
Kinky Love by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Ratchet and Bumblebee has an idea that involves Sam and Optimus.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Bumblebee, Ratchet] [Sam W., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Aftermath by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Ratchet, Bumblebee, Sam and Optimus speaks about a possible next time.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] [Bumblebee, Ratchet] - Complete
To Love Another by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Sam has feelings for the Autobot Leader. However with his parents deaths, can Sam be able to tell Optimus or will it be too late?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] Mikaela B., W. Lennox - Complete
Desire and Destruction II - Taishakuten x Ashura-oh by Nalahime reviews
Just something that I got inspired to by a picture I saw. It can be seen as a continuation of "Desire and Destruction" or stand on his own too I suppose. Enjoy the little bite!
RG Veda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Taishakuten, Lord Ashura] - Complete
Steve Discovers Stony by Satanlickmydick reviews
One day whilst on the computer Steve comes across something labeled 'Stony'. His curiosity leads him to click on it. The worst part? Tony was standing right there. Maybe smut, Stony (duh) Slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Protecting You by Villains' Bad Girl reviews
Frida and Diego live in peace with the herd. What happens when their happiness is threatened by certain death? sequel to Pet Tiger Diego/OC
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,388 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Diego - Complete
Land Before Time: Time of Great Giving Retold by Elise Lowing reviews
A trio of rival bullies, a drought spreading throughout the Valley, forest fires that threaten to wipe out their home, and now knowing they are carnivores' "most wanted", Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Pertie, Ducky, and Spike will need all their courage to overcome the challenges that lie ahead of them. Luckily, they are about to get another unlikely ally.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,708 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Littlefoot, Cera, Mr. Threehorn/Topsy, OC - Complete
I refuse to Die! by TheFallenGodsmen reviews
A beastman with unstable Spiral power escapes his death sentence to join the great team Gurren! Along the way his heart fall victim to the beauty of the red haired sniper. But has she fallen for the lowly beastman? OCxYoko because no one does it. Kamina still dies, viral gets bashed on for a while. Please rate and review! Rated M for blood gore, and mild sexual content WAY later.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Yoko L., OC] Simon, Viral
The LEGO Movie 2: Worlds Combine! by Nightfury991 reviews
After the events of the Kragle, Emmet thought that things were going to be smooth sailing from now on. But...that hasn't exactly gone to plan. With a new, crazier evil planning something for the worlds, Emmet bands together with other heroes, from other Worlds. A new prophecy, new bad guys, new good guys. Put these all together, and you've got yourself a sequel! Now with Deadpool!
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,909 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, President Business/Lord Business - Complete
Wrecking Limits by Vyntresser reviews
1. Vanellope's duties as President of Sugar Rush has clouded her free time with her loveable wrecker. After a year and a half of separation, Ralph discovers the meaning behind the chaos. With a Sugar Rush upgrade, the whole team is thrown into the whirlwind of the mysteries of Sugar Rush. With a new, budding love, Ralph and Vanellope learn that sticking together is their best bet.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 586,835 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Rancis F. - Complete
Pet Tiger by Villains' Bad Girl reviews
Frida is a tiger who was raised in a human tribe. What happens when she comes face to face with her kind again? Ice Age AU Diego/OC
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,361 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Diego, OC - Complete
Litwak Arcade: After Dark by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Further into the future, the former Mr. Litwak has passed away and now his grandson runs the show, but not only that, the popular games get upgrades and spin-offs such as Fix-it-Fiona with Wreck-it-Rodney, and the twins of the president of Sugar Rush known as Vandella and Vanessa as they await mysterious adventures more horrendous than they can even imagine. I only own my OCs
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013
Goodbye by PrincessFireBug reviews
Stony 'nuff said
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Loving meeting by RaidenTheRipper reviews
This takes place during Metal Gear Solid 4. So basically Otacon and Snake are trying to find Naomi, but Snake meets up with the love of his life; Raiden. Read to find out what happens... Yaoi involved. MaleXMale (SnakeXRaiden) Lemon.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - S. Snake, Raiden
Sweet Revenge by TheBigChillQueen reviews
This is a "what-if" idea of mine. What if Link, Dr. Cockroach, and B.O.B had their way with Derek after he dumped Susan? Messing with the friend of three overprotective monsters is certainly not a wise idea.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Susan M./Ginormica, Dr. Cockroach, The Missing Link, B.O.B. - Complete
Calling Agent P by Jet Engine reviews
(Perry-centric, for the most part, one-shot series. Please R and R. Also, the agents can talk.) Episode Thirty-seven: The cast gets interviewed, and their bloopers are shown. However, the host is more offensive than they'd expected.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,027 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
I'm Sorry by PrincessFireBug reviews
Poem for Stony Fans
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014
Killed me with love for that Boy by livelongandgetiton reviews
In which Spock endures the exquisite pain of pining from afar, and it nearly destroys him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How Long Will I Love You (As Long as Stars are Above You) by withstarsisee reviews
Spirk. In the fluffy, smutty, somewhat angsty way. (Obviously.) Kirk gets bruised, Spock loses control, then sex happens (while mindmeld sex happens). The two face their deepest secrets, their darkest insecurities, and what it means to love each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Land Before Time: Great Valley Adventure Retold by Elise Lowing reviews
Sequel to Land Before Time Retold. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike are happy to have found their new home. Aylene has earned her place in the Gang and visits them often. While they are enjoying their lives, a minor threat of two egg-eaters will soon prompt them into saving not only the Great Valley, but also a new and unexpected friend.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,992 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Littlefoot, Chomper, OC - Complete
What We Don't Say (or The Epic Wedding of Spock and Jim) by museaway reviews
The first time Jim proposes, they're naked. (Kirk/Spock, established relationship, accidental engagement, angst, perceived death, realizing you have been an idiot, being in love)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
And We'll Have Ourselves A Merry Little Christmas by inukagome15 reviews
For the Cap/Iron Man exchange. It's not that Tony doesn't like Christmas. He just doesn't celebrate it (or do it at all actually). Nothing is going to change that. Not even his team (or Steve).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
The KirkSpock Love Story by Entity Sylvir reviews
Analysis of XI and TOS, my two cents on the canonicity of the K/S romance in relation to creator intentions as well as screen portrayal. Also doing a little comb-through of the Spock/Uhura issue, posing a few questions about its validity, and leaving some reassurances for ST:XI slash fans.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
MU Freshman Year by TheBlackSnorlax reviews
Chow is the son of the monster world's biggest mob boss, but he doesn't want to stay in the business. Reason? So he doesn't get... dead. So he follows his dream of being a scarer and goes to M.U. There he meets some lifelong friends. Some more intimate than others. Will he graduate with honors, or will his past put a hit out on him? SulleyxOC
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Sulley/James P. Sullivan, OC] Johnny W., Roar Omega Roar/ROR - Complete
True Love 5 by Just Simply A.G reviews
Prepare for the fifth part of the True Love series! The herd's enemy has returned and now is working with familiar enemies to rid of Sid and Carrie along with the herd once and for all! Now Sid, Carrie and the whole herd must work together one last time in order to stop the villains but will the power of love, friendship and family finally truimph over evil forever? Rated T
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,423 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sid, OC - Complete
25 Days of Optimus and Sam by Aspirare reviews
Advent challenge of 25 fics of Optimus/Sam. Chapter One: Road trip. Optimus and Sam ride together on a road trip. Optimus harasses Sam with audio books and Sam learns to like them.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
The Wretched and Divine by StarGazingAtMidnight reviews
Sector Seven was his home, the NBEs were his enemy. Then he had been shown Sector Seven's deepest secret, and Sam's life had been flipped upside down. For three years he had been lost, caught in an whirlpool of guilt and anger. Three years since the day he ran, he found himself in Optimus Prime's optics. AU storyline following all three movies. First in the At War For Peace series.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 179,801 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Sam W., Optimus Prime] Miles L., W. Lennox - Complete
What you most Desire by Ichiume reviews
What had he thought it could be? What had he thought it would be? What did Taishakuten think as he came to realize what his promise meant? [Taishakuten/Ashura-ou]
RG Veda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Lord Ashura, Taishakuten - Complete
Lotus Heart by StenciledWings reviews
In the midst of all the chaos, wavering loyalties and painful betrayals, would he still open up his heart for someone? Rated T to be safe. TaiShura-ou
RG Veda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Taishakuten, Lord Ashura
In Which the Tribbles Inadvertently Aid the Course of Destiny by Ratkinzluver33 reviews
The Tribbles attack the Enterprise, accidentally triggering an embarrassing course of events that (frequently) make Bones want to cry.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Candace's Marvel-lous Fanfiction by bilaterus reviews
In Mission Marvel, Candace lets slip that she has written a Fan Fiction. Want to see it?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Candace - Complete
Spiral Impact by Padmyth reviews
It's three years after the fall of Teppelin, and Simon has shut everyone out. He hasn't talked to any of his friends in weeks, and he's made sure they can't find him. On the eve of Kamina's death's anniversary, something happens that will change Simon's world forever.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Simon, Nia T., Kamina, Yoko L.
Land Before Time Retold by Elise Lowing reviews
What would happen if a human met Littlefoot and his gang and was with them from the start? Aylene, a fourteen year old human girl, receives from her grandmother a stone that seems to be ordinary. However, it's true power soon sends her on an adventure of a life time. She joins Littlefoot and his friends as they journey to the Great Valley.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Littlefoot, OC - Complete
Birthday Kisses by Destielixer reviews
Vulcan's kiss with their hands. Humans on the other hand go for something more intimate. It's Spock's birthday and Kirk wants to give him a kiss as a present. SPIRK. ONESHOT.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
True Love 4 by Just Simply A.G reviews
Based after True Love 3 Remake: Eight years have passed and now a new evil has rise and wishes to destroy Sid and Carrie! It's up to Sid, Carrie and the others to stop the evil one more time and save their family. With old and new friends to help along and with old and new enemies to fight! The journey for Sid and Carrie will be their toughest and biggest one yet! RATED T
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 70,173 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sid, OC - Complete
Lord Cutler Beckett's Feelings by EdenLeeRay reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett's Feelings about a certain pirate.. Captain Jack Sparrow. SLASH. Don't like it, dont read then. Hope you like it :) I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Incompatible by Shade Penn reviews
Drabble. Max thinks of how it shouldn't work between them, and yet how well it does. Max/Steel
Max Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
All About Us by Shade Penn reviews
Sequel to I Don't Like To Share. Max finally has enough of avoiding the subject, and decides to give Steel a chance.
Max Steel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2013
Plunge by kiyaarthesamurai
The Illuminati ruin everything, and Tony takes it upon himself to make it right. (follows canon up to New Avengers #3.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,200 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Steel's love by Starlight-blood-flower reviews
Steel thinks over his feelings for max and in the end comes up with one word to name them...love
Max Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2013
Candace the Extraordinary by EDD17SP reviews
When Candace wonders about some strange lyrics in her spontaneous musical number from "Great Balls of Water," she ends up on an adventure of epic proportions. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from destroying the Tri-State Area's crops. Aliens and Civil War artifacts play a part in this epic Candace-centric tale.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Candace, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
I Don't Like To Share by Shade Penn reviews
Sequel to His Human. Steel thought Sydney was his only competition. He was wrong. Steel/Max/Butch
Max Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
A Fine Line Between Love and Hate by The Lady J reviews
Falling in love is never easy. It can be stressful and sad but it can be freeing and happy. It can stab you in the chest, and watch idly as the last of your blood is pumped onto the floor, making your body go cold and lifeless, or it can wrap you in a soft fluffy blanket and warm your every nerve.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,564 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
His Human by Shade Penn reviews
Drabble. Pre-slash. After noticing Steel's odd behaviour, Max finds out what he really thinks of their partnership.
Max Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Complete
Five Flames by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Five shorts about Sarek, Amanda, pon farr, and their relationship over time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sarek, Amanda G.
Desire and Destruction - Taishakuten x Ashura-oh by Nalahime reviews
A little something, that just came to my mind! Hopefully some will enjoy it!
RG Veda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Lord Ashura, Taishakuten] - Complete
Pillow by Ms Marvel98 reviews
Tony has this one pillow. He calls it Steve. Pairings: Stony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Spock enjoys how Kirk loves their relationship. In private, he creates dates and romance. In public, he steals kisses from Spock, even at the most embarrassing moments. Spock responds. Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/1/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Don't Go by MidnightNimh reviews
Steve and Tony get into a fight, and it turns out like this?
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Captain America, Iron Man
Logic by Colourcubify reviews
Spock finds no logic in Carol Marcus being aboard the Enterprise. Truly, the only logical thing to do is to prove to Captain Kirk that there is no need for anyone else in Spock's position. Contains slight Into Darkness spoilers. Spock/Kirk smut. Mostly Dom!Spock. Two-shot. Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Dependence by Del Rion reviews
After Iron Man suffers a brain injury during a battle, a guilt-ridden Steve Rogers stops at nothing to help Tony survive the aftermath, determined to be there for his friend during the most challenging time of his life. Written for Cap/Iron Man Reverse Bang 2013 (based on art by Gabbi). Sequel: Coping Mechanism
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Captain America, Iron Man - Complete
The Chemistry of Love by inukagome15 reviews
For the Reverse Big Bang. Chemistry: the science that deals with the composition and properties of substances and various elementary forms of matter. Or, alternatively, the interaction of one personality with another, e.g., Steve Rogers and his absolutely pathetic crush on his chemistry TA, Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Vs The World by WaroftheMonsters reviews
The world has been possessed by an unknown alien and only Cobra (the Reptilian Warrior), Polly (the shape-shifter), Dr Sprocket (the robot scientist), Sentinel (the Nano-Constructed War Machine) and Sharon Murphy (the clone of Ginormica) can save the world from itself and the extra-terrestrial!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,141 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
Misplaced by Slasher99 reviews
Stony Story! Steve and Tony try to work out their differences, how it will end? (Also there's M/M Sex in this fanfic)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R., Pepper P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Eyes of the Wolverine by Joe 'Po' Navark reviews
Po, Jo and the rest are targeted by an undefeated kung fu warrior who wants a deadly debt paid. Amidst the peril Jo has his first experience with romance, all the while being shadowed by a mysterious wolverine of unknown origins. Next Dragon Warrior vol. 3. Please Review!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,932 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Po, Shifu, Tigress, OC - Complete
Punishment by Kasumi-Megami-Sado reviews
Jim leaves a surprise for Spock. This surprise can only be responded to with punishment. Lemon Spirk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz by jbwarner86 reviews
When Taffyta accuses Vanellope of cheating, the plucky president of Sugar Rush sets out to prove that she can still be a great racer even without exploiting her glitch. But after a disastrous accident on the newest track in the game, Vanellope begins to suspect that her rival may have a point after all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Locked and Downloaded by Thumbtax reviews
When a diplomatic visit to a new "game" turns into a one-way ticket out of the arcade, it's beginning to look like curiosity's killed the Vanellope. It's up to the rest of the gang, plus a newly-unlocked playable character, to come to the rescue. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Intoxicating Swim by Kasumi-Megami-Sado reviews
Jim and Spock are abandoned on an unknown planet and Jim decides to go for a swim in a strange lake.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Same As Yours by MorgantheFae reviews
Drabble. Taishakuten's third eye represents something precious. Taishura-ou.
RG Veda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Taishakuten - Complete
Matters of the Heart by SiniseSnakeEyes reviews
Rewrite of the series which focuses on Tony. Tony has a few heart problems - parallels to the movie - that he tries to hide from the others. Slash later. (Stony)
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Iron Man, Captain America
Turn the Phase by mark-engels reviews
This is the story of a man who had resigned himself to his Destiny. Using his talent to build things and mentor others, he lived a hardscrabble yet comfortingly familiar existence. However, Destiny had other plans for the man and his loved ones which none of them would fully comprehend. Destiny would assert Itself in his life once more, leaving no one untouched by its wake.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,674 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Castle of Glass by StarGazingAtMidnight reviews
The human who saved their world three times. The Prime that led The War. Two inspiring figures, bound together by a bond that can never be broken. Watch how two seemingly opposite halves slot perfectly into one whole, life after life. Accepting prompts!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
True Love 3 by Just Simply A.G reviews
Six years has passed since True Love 2! The herd was living their lives normally but now, An enemy is back for revenge...It's up to Sid and his friends to rid of the enemies and bring peace to the island once more! RATED T! SidxOC OCxOC
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,065 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sid, OC - Complete
Crouching Candace, Hidden Platypus by Lolitafreak88 reviews
Candace wants to ask Jeremy out on a picnic but has lost her "around the world" confidence and if that wasn't enough, reduced Perry's own confidence in a emotional outburst. With no other option, Candace, with help from Stacy, has her brothers build a new invention that seems to be the answer to Candace's problem. But is it enough? Plus... Agent P seems out of it...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Candace, Perry - Complete
The 21st Century for Dummies by inukagome15 reviews
For the Cap/Iron Man Exchange. The 21st century is shiny and new and everything Steve isn't. When he tries to better understand his new world, Tony helps. Or tries to. At least it isn't the porno Clint showed him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
We Accidentally A Relationship by inukagome15 reviews
For the Cap/Iron Man Exchange. In which Tony is pining and Steve is oblivious, and the Avengers and Pepper are not having this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,736 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Under My Control by scotchwithasideofass reviews
After the Skrull invasion, after a run in with a mutant super villain, the earth had fallen under Tony Stark's control. He chose what happened, he was the emporer of that world, and he was going to shape it however he wanted. But just because he was in control and had to act as such didn't mean that he couldn't let himself indulge in some activities. *Please read and review*
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Iron Man, Captain America - Complete
True Love 2 by Just Simply A.G reviews
A year has passed and Sid and Carrie are happily living in peace with their loving herd. But soon, an old enemy returns for revenge and soon chaos and danger will rise with the herd. In this story, You will see the herd meeting old and new friends while fighting old and new enemies. Join Sid, Carrie and the herd in True Love 2. SidxOC OCxOC
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,548 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sid, OC - Complete
Stark-Rogers Industries by Hywar reviews
A collection of one shots regarding America's favorite superheros, mostly focusing in on Captain Steve Rogers and Tony Stark. All Stony, a hefty amount of fluff with occasional angst thrown in.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Spiral King by Dr. Jeremiah reviews
Spoilers for the last episode. This is my take on the thoughts going through Lordgenome's head before his sacrifice. I tried to do the Spiral King justice.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Lordgenome, Simon
True Love 1 by Just Simply A.G reviews
Carrie the sloth meets the herd and becomes their new member but when enemy tries to destroy Carrie. It's up to Sid and the herd to stop the evil villains that threatens their family and their new member of the herd! Sid/OC
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,014 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Sid, OC - Complete
Someone Like You by Satanlickmydick reviews
A bundle of little Stony drabbles created when I was listening to Adele and Kelly Clarkson. I will take suggestions and prompts so if you want me to write something specific please review, they are my fuel! Lots of feels and angst and fluff. May go up to M, separate ratings on each chapter.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Operation: TIMETRAVEL by Portertrain9 reviews
Sector V has nothing to do. So they go to the KND Moonbase to show off Numbuh 2's newest invention. What has happened to them is anyone's guess. No one expected it to happen. Not even...dare I say it... THEM... This story is complete!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,620 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
A Lantern Isn't All That I Am by Rosen Pavus reviews
Hal Jordan is in love with Sinestro, his Green Lantern Brother. Can Sinestro realize in time that Hal is all he's ever wanted, or will he hurt their relationship, destroying it until it's beyond repair? This "short" story is based AFTER the movie production, so bear that in mind, please. Pairings: Sinestro/Hal Kilowag/Tomar Re Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Complete
This is Why Hal Shouldn't Have Friends by P.T. Tucker reviews
Sinestro/Hal. Hal's friends finally get to meet Sinestro. In other news: Hal hates his life. Also archived at AO3.
Green Lantern - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hal J./Green Lantern II/Parallax, T. Sinestro, Carol F./Star Sapphire - Complete
Gift of the Magi by mark-engels reviews
This is the story of a man who had made an uneasy peace with his Destiny. Sacrificing everything for the sake of his people, he had resigned himself to wander the Surface for the rest of his days cherishing the memories of his loved ones. Destiny would visit upon the man one final time, forever changing him in ways he would never have conceived.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Captain Garlock by 1 over 0 reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy named Simon. Then, later, there was a man known as Captain Garlock. This is the story of what happened in-between. AU fic based on the prologue and various fan-theories. Now on hiatus indefinitely; i.e. dead.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,540 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010
SubLevels by Satanlickmydick reviews
When Steve goes to ask Tony a question, a little shock changes their relationship. Just a cute little fluffy oneshot because I was bored.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
He See's Right Through Me by IHeartFanFiction91 reviews
Raiden get's captured and put in Arsenal Gear and is striped naked. He meets up with snake and has a time he never forgets
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - S. Snake, Raiden - Complete
Now They Know by Satanlickmydick reviews
Movieverse. Steve/Tony established ship. Rated T for language. The Avengers spend their Sunday morning the same way as usual. Unfortunately, now Fury and the rest of the world know something they weren't supposed to.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Satanlickmydick reviews
When the Avengers face a new villain, Tony comes in contact with an odd substance that makes him want Steve, Bad. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In the Closet by Satanlickmydick reviews
When Clint and Bruce come up with a plan to get Tony and Steve together, it doesn't go quite the way they plan. Rated T for language. Movieverse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Attack of the 50 Foot Women by WaroftheMonsters reviews
The world is a dangerous and hazardous place and the monsters are saving it on a daily basis. But even they are not prepared for a new threat that will push the planet and them to the edge of chaos. New friends and old adversaries will follow.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Still A Virgin? by tophgirl512 reviews
It started out with a simple question and turned into so much more, but when is anything with Tony Stark ever simple. A very smutty Steve Rogers / Tony Stark Stony story.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Human by theashfactor reviews
Hal's training gets out of hand as Sinestro fix what is broken? Slash.
Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Unknown Daughter by GodlyJewel reviews
Davy Jones thought that Calypso had abandoned him all those years ago, but was that really what happened? Six decades later, a violent storm begins to end when female pirate, Nixie Saxon, cries, "Man overboard!" Pulled onto the deck of the Flying Dutchman is a small girl, about five or six years old.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Davy Jones, OC - Complete
Crying for His Mommy by P.T. Tucker reviews
Sinestro/Hal. Sinestro discovers Hal has been lying to the Corps about his encounter with Parallax and decides to do something about it. Hal discovers he likes it. Also archived on AO3.
Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - T. Sinestro, Hal J./Green Lantern II/Parallax - Complete
Neo Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann by Volt1 reviews
This is the tale of a man who has yet to realize his destiny. As the hero of the universe walks on to let the next generation walk their own path, Gimmy and his sister Darry attempt to thwart the Spiral Nemesis as the new pilots of Gurren Lagann.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Gimmy A., Darry A.
Extraterrestrial by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Their relationship was anything but functional; they both knew it. The question is, should they attempt to work things out, or accept that they just might be too different for each other? Spirk. Please heed warnings!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love is a Two Sided Coin by SodaBlueSplashdown reviews
After the events with the Anti-spirals and the loss of Nia, Simon was lost and alone. He confided to Rossiu with his emotions but was turned away. So who could be there for him now?
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - [Simon, Viral]
Until Death Do Us Part by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Following up on Attack of the Mega Clones, Megamind and Roxanne are getting married! As family and friends show up for the event, Megamind starts getting cold feet and, as usual, trouble is brewing in Metro City. Can Megamind make it for the big day?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Change by RandomFanatic reviews
Steve contemplates how much things have changed. And he contemplates his team mates. Especially one billionaire playboy with a suped up suit of armor. Tony/Steve fluff. Chappie 2 up! Complete!
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Captain America, Iron Man - Complete
Taste The Rainbow by Misgiving Writer reviews
For every color, there is an emotion. For every feeling, there is a scene. Sometimes these colors blur together and form a story. And, sometimes, they don't.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Captain America, Iron Man
Secret by Death-star510 reviews
Steve always insisted that they keep their relationship secret. Now if only that were as easy as it sounded.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Captain America, Iron Man - Complete
At Least the Urgent Care Has Wifi by LyricalTorrent reviews
A PWP - AUish. Kirk/Spock. They aren't in Starfleet. They are on Earth. Porn. Pointless porn prompted by an email I received. You have been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
James and the Winter Solstice by Demonwolf reviews
On the night of the winter solstice, James finds himself undertaking yet another incredible journey.
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Smoking Gun by CharleyChrishunds reviews
A Story about two men,learning about their feelings towards each other.Snake is trying his best to get Raiden in bed with him,but someway & somehow Otacon breaks 'em up before Snake can do anything.The story is in-progress atm,but one hell of a story.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - S. Snake, Raiden
Love Me, Don't Fear Me by theashfactor reviews
Sinestro hurt Hal, can he be forgiven? Part two of on-going RP. Hal/Sinestro slash.
Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Let's Get Married! by NobleFarron reviews
Prompt fill for Green Lantern Kink Meme. Sinestro doesn't understand why it's so important for them to get married, but if it makes Hal happy then whatever. The only thing that Sinestro wasn't prepared for was all things that happen before the wedding.
Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
James Cameron's AVATAR: The Last Airbender by moviefan-92 reviews
A Last Airbender version of James Cameron's epic movie Avatar. Zuko - Jake Sully - comes to conquer the Water Tribes, and Katara - Neytiri - is forced to teach him the ways of her people, not knowing his true intentions. Zutara. COMPLETE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,407 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Iroh - Complete
G FORCE by WaroftheMonsters reviews
Spin off from the Multiverse Trilogy. One of two. Susan and Sarah find themselves facing the end of the multiverse itslef by an alien menace. To stop it they must join forces with other parallel versions of themselves.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Susan M./Ginormica - Complete
Symptoms Unknown by Kerchan reviews
K/S. Spock is dying and no one, not even Dr. McCoy knows why. Mature Content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cry, Mercy, Cry by Chitose Fama reviews
Simon, Kamina, and Yoko travel to the town of Cascade in search of information about the beastmen, but what greets them along the icy streets is a truth as painful and as humbling as death itself.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,912 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Simon, Kamina - Complete
Lightning by DrDadster reviews
Classic Knight Rider. Michael and KITT get a brief, rare moment together. Pre-est Michael x KITT, oneshot. / 2011
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Michael K., KI2T] - Complete
Snow by fireweed15 reviews
Original Knight Rider - Michael x KITT. Michael explains to his partner what emotional end watching snowfall serves.
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - KI2T, Michael K.
Golden Yarn by DJFireHawk reviews
Spock won't answer Jim so he heads to the Vulcan's quarters to find out why...what he finds is not anything he could have expected.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Pirate by WakkameSoup reviews
One of Jack's many run in's with the East India Trading Company from The Past. Warning: contains violent rape scene.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Too Close for Comfort by fireweed15 reviews
Original Knight Rider. Michael and KITT were used to brushes with death—it came with the territory. This one, though, so far as KITT was concerned, was too close for comfort.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Like a Bat Out of Hell by Demonwolf reviews
A strange creature is prowling New York, seeking revenge against Spiker and Sponge. But what is her motive? And what is her connection to James? Rated T for violence and some cursing in later chapters.
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
We Are The Renegades by WaroftheMonsters reviews
The Multiverse Trilogy: Part Three. Two worlds are now living as one and life seems to be peacefull at last. That is until the universes greatest menace arrives to put all life into total darkness. Does Susan's past hold the key to Earths survival?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Not so much illogical by Lizzy0305 reviews
Captain Kirk,during a boring session starts thinking about his enthusiastic feelings for his First Officer. The problem is, he completely forgets what a touch-telepath is. So when Spock accidentally touches him, he just keeps thinking. SLASH! M for reason
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Back and Forth by OzOh reviews
Viral has just received the most frightening news of his life. So he informs Simon of this development in the form of a poem/letter. POST Anti-Spiral Arc. Simon X Viral. YAOI.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Simon, Viral
Making the Cut by Joe 'Po' Navark reviews
Jo has been training with the masters for a year now, but after a fight with Shifu, Jo finds himself thrust into the ultimate test, but it went unplanned by everyone and losing the fight means losing his life. The Next Dragon Warrior sequel , Enjoy!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,975 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Po, Shifu - Complete
Dog Collar by Pagen Godess reviews
A single moment can change everything. Nothing will ever be the same for him and he knows it. How far can the mind and spirit go before both break? No one wants to find out but they might have to.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,611 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Rain by Dragongal333 reviews
The fight with Tylimph was long and grueling. Something precious was taken away, never to be regained. The DaiGurren brigade never forget that day in the rain. Warning: Alternate events for episode 8; Character death.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
The Captain's Chair by tonks-666 reviews
So, this inspired by a Piece of Flair I saw on Facebook... And I love Spirk! Which this is. If you don't like it, then don't read it
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Beautiful Killers AVP Scar Lex by aliceapocalypse reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Two lives changed forever in a single evening. A forbidden love. A galaxy apart. Worlds at war. Two beautiful killers, champions of their species with an unbreakable bond connecting them together. Scar/Lex AVP
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
The Book of KND by 12sapphire reviews
The oh so legendary and mystical Book of KND that held so many historical facts of a great children organization. Pages of pages of information from the past, present, and near future are held inside this book...Read, and Review! With many Thanks!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1
The Four Lords of Brooklyn by SoaringGryphonProductions reviews
Oliver has gotten lost again, on the wrong side of town. In this part of the city, another group of canines call this borough home. includes new adventures and a new gang. please review kindly. This is my first story with this movie.
Oliver & Company - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
With Paws Like These by Kinola reviews
[Revised] An alternate take on "Finding Nemo," in which all the fish are canines, and the non-fish…aren't.
Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Nemo, Marlin, Dory
A Day Men Should Celebrate by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
A story about Kamina and the greatest most perfect day he could ever hope for. And during the course of this perfect day, he partakes upon his destiny.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
Interruptions by reflecting reviews
K/S PWP. AU. Arriving late at his apartment, Commander Spock is greeted by a rather disgruntled lover. A few kisses and all is forgiven, however, as things gets hot and heavy the pair is interrupted. Jim is not pleased, but he rolls well with the punches.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Anybody's Anything by LyricalTorrent reviews
Jim's angry. Spock helps. First time. K/S. Jim has a potty mouth. PWP. One-shot. Yep, sex.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Oliver & Company Human Version by Hlbur14 reviews
This is based on the same storyline only the characters are humans. Give it a chance, you might like it :D
Oliver & Company - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
Spirky the Spunky Spirkmeister! by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CRACKFIC! A mysterious being wearing a rainbow shirt appears on the Enterprise and demands that Kirk confess his feelings for Spock or else. Will Kirk be brave enough to take that chance and risk losing his friendship with the half-Vulcan? K/S SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hunting Like a Man by Ultra Hikari reviews
Kamina decides to teach Simon how to hunt like a manly man should.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Simon, Kamina - Complete
When Worlds Collide by WaroftheMonsters reviews
The Multiverse Trilogy: Part Two. Sequel to 'The Parallel' story. Two worlds are united in order to stop one dangerous enemy from outer space, intent on destroying all life on both worlds.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Drifting Without Destination by Toki Mirage reviews
Sam/Optimus. Post-Revenge of the Fallen. Mikaela and Sam's relationship falls through. Optimus is there to offer friendship, but soon it becomes something more. Warnings: Slash, Bot/Human romance.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Your Eyes, Your Smile, Your Touch by Vetesse reviews
Short Knight Rider, Micheal/KITT vingette. SLASH
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
The Parallel by WaroftheMonsters reviews
The Multiverse Trilogy: Part One. What if there was another dimension of Monsters Vs Aliens? What would the characters be like? Will the story play out as normal? Would the outcome be the same? Extras: Deleted Chapters
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Fighting Gravity by Ellcrys reviews
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,380 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Love Between A Human And An Autobot by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Sam's love deepens for Optimus. Will he and Optimus stay together forever? What will happen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Sweat It Out by Annwyd reviews
In the early days out on the surface, Simon gets sick. Kamina's there to take care of him. Kamina and Simon gen, slight Kamina/Yoko if you want to read it that way.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
A Different Past by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk. Perhaps they are not so different after all. TOS!Spock x TOS!Kirk, nu!Spock x nu!Kirk. Very Mature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Quickest Way by crystalblood reviews
Jim is infatuated with his first officer, but nothing gets past that Vulcan exterior. He has no choice but to enlist the help of his crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Feels Right by lahmrh reviews
K/S. Kirk is in love with Spock. Spock is dating Uhura. Spock Prime intervenes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/17/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] Spock Prime - Complete
50,000 Words by Pagen Godess reviews
When able their time was spent together. Basking in love. Fifty thousand moments that would always be remembered. Fifty thousand ways to say 'I love you.' Fifty thousand words about them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
My Own Interrupted Iowa by T'Pinto reviews
Jim invites Spock home for an old fashioned Christmas in Iowa and soon realizes that his feelings for his First Officer have grown much deeper than the mere friendship he was trying to foster.Fun and Romance ensue. First Time fic. Slash. Some NC-17 cont.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 260,453 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hat by smounged1989 reviews
Sam has taken something that doesn't belong to him, now that its owner has come for it he is going to teach Sam a lesson about taking things that aren't his. Highly rated for my normal dirty mind.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Hide and Seek by smounged1989 reviews
Optimus drags Sam out into the middle of no where to play a game but is there more to this children's game then the Prime is telling him?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Severed Ties by Alphabet Face reviews
Jim and Spock have been together for quite some time. But now something will get in the way. Will this destroy their relationship or bring them closer? Spirk Slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,527 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
When Spock Lost Kirk by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Spock and Kirk have become close, but will they become closer than they could have ever imagined? What will happen when their budding relationship is threatened with intergalactic terror? K/S love! Set your phasers to giggle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Thinking by Rethira reviews
James Tiberius Kirk does a lot of thinking. Mostly about his relationship with Spock. ONESHOT, slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Heat by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
Jim wanted Spock so badly, and fantasized about him constantly. And then, one day he gets what he wants. K/S. Very Mature. Slash. This story is dedicated to the lovely Kerchan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Next Dragon Warrior by Joe 'Po' Navark reviews
A shy lonely badger named Jo longs to be like his idol, Po, while he strives to make friends at a Kung Fu camp at the Jade Palace. Semi based off Secrets of The Furious Five. My first story so I hope you all like it! Review!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Po, Shifu, OC - Complete
These Things We Do Not Speak Of by Della19 reviews
Spock's POV for my other fic Madness Most Discreet. K/S, pon farr and the destruction of logic by love. You have been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Madness Most Discreet by Della19 reviews
Falling in love with his Vulcan First Officer had never been in the Starfleet Manual. A humorous tale about Pon Farr, first times and the insanity of love. It's also K/S, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Another Life by Treehugger666 reviews
Two men experience recurring dreams aboard the Enterprise. Doesn't own, does not profit from
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Between a Bite and a Hard Place by Optimus-life reviews
Finding relief from bug bites or a visit to Doc Ratchet. Sam must choose which is worse. Written for a TF challenge on LJ. *warning* mentions insect bites and blood.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
5 and 1: Shore Leave by Lady Stars reviews
5 of the stupidest things Kirk made Spock do and the 1 thing Spock didn't regret. MxM slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
O Captain, My Captain by Black Rapture reviews
His friend, his brother, his lover. Their story is only logical. /reboot universe/Kirk/Spock/
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shore Leave by VergofTowels reviews
Kirk sees Spock dancing. :D K/S pointless fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Perfect Chemistry by KumoriAmataka reviews
While enjoying her stay in Paris, France, Angela Lovelock gets attacked by Escargatua and turns into a monster from one of it's radioactive fireballs it shot at her! Will this change her life for better, or for worse? Dr.C/OC MvA belongs to Dreamworks!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Breaking Points by Keshka reviews
K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Confront Your True Self! by The Qing reviews
The finale to the season that never was! The end of the universe...Gurren Lagann style! With Spiral Nemesis Approaching and reality itself sickening, Simon must confront the Spiral Masters the horrors they represent, and his own past, to save all that is.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Simon
The Journey Begins by Vyntresser reviews
-Old work, read at your own risk- Katara's feelings towards Aang are revealed one night and results in a kiss. Katara's whole life soon changes after that one little moment...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Normal Life by Person4 reviews
After the events of Sons of Liberty, Raiden does his best to forge a normal life with Rose. A normal life that Solid Snake keeps appearing in. Snake/Raiden. AU from MGS4 although certain details are pulled from it. Written for Yuletide 2008.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Raiden, S. Snake - Complete
Killing loneliness by S A F A R I G U R L reviews
Taishakuten's musings years after Ashura-ou's death. Sad and depressed story about loneliness with only small traces of love long gone.
RG Veda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Night at Zenmi Castle by S A F A R I G U R L reviews
Oneshot about Taishakuten and Ashura-ou. Their realtionship before Taishakuten became the ruler. Quite sweet and slightly sad.
RG Veda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Absense and Nothingness by Meronichan reviews
As Taishakuten passes into death, he meets with someone very familiar to him.
RG Veda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Strange Passion by DarkNaaru reviews
Michael is stressed...what will K.I.T.T do to solve that? This contains mature themes, Warning K.I.T.T/Michael fic
Knight Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Priorities by electrickpurple reviews
Jack: "Funny how a man’s priorities can change, when he’s had a few too many." - Insomniac!Cutler, Wet!Jack, and copious amounts of alcohol... not a good mix. It seems priorities can change, very easily. Speckett slash, M rated
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Love of a Leopard by Grim Piggles reviews
(I wrote this years ago when I was 14, forgive me...) Yea, basically, it's a love story for our favorite feline villain. Let's say that he survived the fight between him and Po, he flees, and this is what happenes afterward. Enjoy it.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,016 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tai Lung - Complete
Water and Air by Vyntresser reviews
-Old work, read at your own risk- [second installment to 'The Journey Begins'] Katara discovers all the wonderful charms and delights that come with her new powers, though with said incredible abilities, she quickly discovers all of the negative side effects the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,135 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Beckett's Mark by electrickpurple reviews
In which Lord Cutler Beckett receives an unexpected visitor, bringing into light the repercussions of his past wrongs. Speckett slash/smut. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dead Man's Chest and At World's End Rewritten by spooky-fbi reviews
Liz sent to the Locker instead of Jack. Will makes a [painfully slow] discovery about himself. Norrie and Beckett have the heart of DJ and some spiteful plans. [slash: WN, JackBeckett. het: Noncon LizPintRag... kinda, JackTia Dalma implied] Abandoned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Taming The Beast by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
The branding was not Jack's only nasty preCotBP encounter with Cutler Beckett. Inspired by Justawench's fanart, 'Gaol'. PG13 for adult themes, unrequited slash. The fifth and final chapter is now up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Ice Age: The Threequel by Maudiebeans reviews
FINISHED! The story takes place after the Meltdown. The herd moves out of the valley but soon run into the slew of creatures residing on the other side of the glacier walls! MannyxEllie, DiegoxOC, and SidxOC
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,174 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Diego - Complete
A Single Tear by Fate Entwined reviews
As Beckett's death approaches, his thoughts turn to the one he loves. A Jackett fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Zhao & Ozai's Secret? Love Affair by BlckMagik reviews
After Zhao's unfortunate death, the crew finds some love letters between Zhao and Ozai, as well as Zuko. Then, dive into some super private diary entries that will leave you laughing almost as much as you're gagging! ZhaoxOzai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Zhao, Ozai
Taishakuten's Mad Ramblings by little Alex reviews
Taishakuten's rambles madly at night? Slash.
RG Veda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2001 - Complete
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Dawnbreaker 2:Despair's Counterattack reviews
Jaylah, second-born of a powerful pirate warlord, loses her entire family to the hands of the villainous Krall. Afterwards, a mysterious green ring finds her and she fuels it with the void in her soul, overcharging the ring with her corrupt willpower. With her friends Tahani and John Harrison, she goes on a warpath to set things right in the universe.
Crossover - Green Lantern & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 3/20 - John Harrison/Khan, Jaylah
Fight For Your Life, Thaal Sinestro reviews
Everyone has their own truth, and Sinestro has his. He still hasn't gotten over Hal Jordan, who was once his closest friend and lover, and now he's gonna face the biggest challenge of his lifetime yet, but someone out there is trying to game the system. Bamboozle. Hoodwink. So naturally, he has to guard against the one thing that can bring him down:SHENANIGANS.
Green Lantern - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/27/2019 - [Hal J./Green Lantern II/Parallax, T. Sinestro]
Open The Floodgates-A Star Trek Story reviews
Nyara Euanna Pike, adoptive alien daughter of Christopher Pike, comes aboard the Enterprise in hopes that she gets to explore strange new worlds, but the results were far, far beyond what she'd expected. She'd discover numerous things in the upcoming years; some would be devastating but some would be worthwhile, things she never thought she would ever get. 4 in 1
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/31/2020 - John Harrison/Khan, OC, Jaylah
Dawnbreaker:The Brand-New Wrath Of Khan reviews
Two universes collide, affecting the life of everyone in them in ways they'd never imagined. But for one vengeful Augment, in particular...Follow the path of Khan Noonien Singh, and witness the birth of the universe's Ultimate Hope from the most unexpected of sources.
Crossover - Green Lantern & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/13/2020 - [Hal J./Green Lantern II/Parallax, T. Sinestro] [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Just Another Dull & Boring Day reviews
...For there was no story that caused more trauma than that of Thaal Sinestro and Hal Jordan.
DC Super Hero Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/2 - [Sinestro, Hal J./Green Lantern] Jessica C., OC
Trials By Fire
Leyenar, a mutant bird with anger issues, was easily being teased because of her humanoid appearance, but in fact, she is a phoenix and her true identity is concealed within a peculiar disguise. 2 in 1
Angry Birds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Red Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, OC
Last Words
Y'wanna know how Tony Stark's last message went in 199999? Well, you have your answer.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Published: 9/30/2020 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Endgame Trailer 199999 Edition
A ripoff of the "How The Avengers:Endgame Trailer Should Have Ended"...with slight twists.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Complete
Avenge Us reviews
(basically the whole plot of Avengers 3 and 4) As the Avengers(plus myself) are charged with duties of preventing a certain Mad Titan from eradicating half the universe, Tony Stark discovers what a terrible mistake he has made when he finds out the truth about his being.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2020 - Published: 12/27/2018 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Ronan the Accuser, Star-Lord/Peter Q.]
Ascendant
Taishakuten isn't one to give up on something just because it's difficult.
Crossover - RG Veda & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,550 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 12/28/2019 - [Lord Ashura, Taishakuten] [Izuku M., Melissa S.]
Frozen Feelings reviews
When Elsa and Honeymaren get together, Sub-Zero can't help but get jealous.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2019 - [Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Elsa] - Complete
Do You Trust Me? reviews
the multiverse is a thing, so it's quite possible that when Tony asks Steve if he trusts him, somewhere, Superior Iron Man is asking Captain Hydra the very same question :)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2019 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Lay Of Thrym
A little something I came up right after hearing Jane Foster is the new Thor, based on my favorite tale from the Norse mythology.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Jane F. - Complete
Tale Of Knights
Published on behalf of OTPGirl on Archive Of Our Own. Sorta parallels w/ the ending of Endgame.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Complete
Batman's Turn reviews
Batman came across some kids singing "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells". Now, he's come up with a better version.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
When We Didn't Get Along reviews
After the battle with the mystery mech, Shiro realized that he can't move on, especially when there's a Sendak-sized hole in his life. Inspired by the Phineas & Ferb song "When We Didn't Get Along".
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2019 - [T. Shirogane/Shiro, Sendak]
Avengers Story:To Infinity War & Beyond reviews
Avengers Toy Story AU. Yes, really.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2019 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Agent Phil Coulson, Ultron
My Heart Will Go On reviews
The real reason behind Obsidian Fury's attack, which will prove that you'd been doing her all wrong.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2018 - [Gipsy Danger, Mako M.] - Complete
I Dreamed A Dream-Jessie's Version
An alternate take on what Jessie The Cowgirl felt when she was isolated from her owner...
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2018 - Jessie - Complete
She's Not A Stranger To The Dark reviews
Lyanna "Ripslinger" Slinger, professional air racer. But there's one thing she'd dreamed of since childhood more than racing. Espionage. (Humanized/Genderbend AU) More information in story.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2018 - Dusty C., Ripslinger - Complete
Untying The Knot Part 6-What Might Have Been reviews
All credit goes to godlygirl34. Sally's older sister Tashi Carrera visits Radiator Springs, and she has something to reveal about Jackson.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2018 - [Lightning, J. Storm] [Ripslinger, Cruz R.] - Complete