The 'Shippers Oath (Not mine!)
I will hold
true to my pairing
I swear this oath ain't herring
And sometimes to flame another shippers ship
But only if they get me first
Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE
Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
Your pairing is the best
All shippers will try to prove their pair
And if they're motivated
They'll pluck "evidence" from the air
And through all of this
Bold and blue
I am a shipper
The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!)
1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot
Boycotts and Barflies
Favourite TV Shows:
The Sarah Jane Adventures
The Murdoch Mysteries
Full Metal Alchemist
Doctor Who: the Movie
Melody Pond: Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitsvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought,
'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish; I think I'll kill the Fuhrer. Who's with me?' (Doctor Who 6x08)
Amy Pond: I thought-well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box. (Doctor Who 5x01)
Adelaide: State your name, rank, and intention!
The Doctor: The Doctor. Doctor. Fun.
The Doctor: Why am I handcuffed... why would you even have handcuffs?
Prof. River Song: (Playfully flirtatious) Spoilers.
The Doctor: Oh you're not, are you? Please tell me you're not archeologists.
River: Got a problem with archeologists?
The Doctor: I'm a Time Traveller, I point and laugh at Archeologists.
Scythe creatures: Devils! Blasphemers! Pray to your heathen God! While in the Lord's name we cast you out! (walk towards Ianto and Tosh who gun them down)
Ianto: There we are then.
Ianto: I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.
Jack: Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of “Torchwood”?
Owen: Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat. (Torchwood 1x01)
When all else fails, use duct tape.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of a device to get it to work again
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger.
I love shooting stars... and Justin Timberlake is next in line...
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.
Please note: CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED! Apparently, YOU told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
Nobody goes to McDonald's for their salads. That's like going to a crackhouse for vitamins.
I don't understand why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's day. When I think about romance, The last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today. The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?" That's how the fight started.
What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This."
Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won't.
Never judge a book by its movie.
The real proof there's intelligent life is out there: they've never tried to contact us.
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree.
Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs.