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Joined 05-12-06, id: 1045027, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
Author has written 41 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Tactics, Powerpuff Girls, Weiss Kreuz, xxxHOLiC, Ghost in the Shell, Yami no Matsuei, Air, Loveless, Gravitation, Pet Shop of Horrors, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, and Discworld.

Hi everyone

I know some of you have faved or alerted my stories and I want to say thanks so much for your support. However, I've realized that, regardless of how long I wait, there are some stories that will never be finished. My writing style is much too different now. It is possible that I will keep the plots of some and begin re-writes but I don't have any idea when that might be. For now, I'm going to mark most of the in-progress stories as abandoned of on hiatus (depending on the likeliness of continuation). Thanks so much for your support over the years! I am truly grateful for every helpful comment. Bows

July 6, 09

Many many many thanks to Anna Strife0211 for her translation of the Cliche files to Spanish here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5196458/1/Los_Archivos_Cliche_Cachorro! Her profile page is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/577843/ so go read!

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Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,588 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 7,008 - Follows: 7,577 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 221,214 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2005
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Harry Potter Sa'd albari of the Lamp by Little Angel's Perk reviews
What happens when Voldie decides to NOT duel Harry Potter in the grave yard, but instead invokes archaic magics that turn him into something that would bow to his every wish and command... A Genie... Harry Potter/Aladdin Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,928 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 5,185 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village by chaletian reviews
There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009
The Live In PA by ArwendeImladris reviews
Iron Man AU. Sherlock Holmes is Iron Man. John Watson is his long-suffering personal assistant.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Comes the Thaw by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
Whether through the death of Winter, the warmth of the sun, or just a change in climate or season, all ice has to melt sometime. Rating subject to change. Romano S. Italy & America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,169 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
Planet's Eyes by Twin Kats reviews
Reno has a secret, one that has decided to now bite him in the ass. The eyes of his Mother were more than just a family trait, they were a sign of his destiny, a destiny coming to collect // FF7HP crossover // Reno/Rufus/Cloud? // AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,906 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sirius B., Reno
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
In Another World by TaiKaze reviews
"In another world, You'd be the perfect criminal!" "And you Lestrade, the perfect policeman!" S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Time of Roses by Paimpont reviews
Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,598 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sidekicks by The Truth's Lie reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2011 - G. House, Sherlock H. - Complete
Devil by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
A furry new addition to the 7th Heaven family sets off all Cloud's warning bells. It's just paranoia, isn't it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill by three-days-late reviews
While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Improbability by Neomeneomine reviews
AU off the Hitchhiker's Guide. Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself 'Spock'. What does one do with an android? slow!K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,131 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Princes and Knights by Semyr reviews
COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And it's Taken me With it by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Sequel to TWGC -- Harry's back where he belongs, but it's not how he expected it to be. Can he pretend nothing has changed while still preparing to face his 'destiny'. All in all, he's looking forward to an easy year, but, when has anything ever been easy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,036 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P.
Lovino Wants To Retire by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Being a plumber is not easy. Mario!AU. Two-shot. For DeLurk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Interim by GhostoftheMotif reviews
Germany and Italy seperate. Sick of his family walking on tip-toes around him, Germany starts drinking alone on other countries' land to avoid them. Then America finds him, and Germany learns that sometimes the best friend to have is an acquaintance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Germany, America - Complete
Europe Skies by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
"I am rather fond of you. Just saying. I thought you'd like to know." Wherein during a skydive Vash realizes he has not responded to a declaration of someone's feelings. It might not be too bad, caring for a Nation he will never understand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Switzerland, Hong Kong - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Tolerable by forthright reviews
Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sesshomaru, Miroku
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Set Phasers to Fun, Ensign! by Aislin30a reviews
A collection of mostly humorous little fics written for Ship Wars. "Blue Shirts are BAMFs" was one of these fics but was so long I posted it separately. These involve most of the crew but are usually told from Kirk or McCoy's POV. Overall rating is T.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Human by Black Alnair reviews
It only takes them three years, two hundred fifty-nine days and eight-point-five-sixths of an hour to get it right. Spock and Gaila friendship story. Spock and Uhura origins romance though.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,807 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Paint The Town by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Zack attempts to save Sephiroth from himself and turns the General's world upsidedown. Ch 24: Paranormal paranoia, served with rumor and a hint of extortion.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Many Splendored Thing by Aislin30a reviews
-OR- The BAMF Adventures of Kirk and Sulu. Shenanigans abound!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,610 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Worlds Apart by Mieren reviews
Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Little Conversations by Hawk Clowd reviews
The apple never falls far from the tree...
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Tatsuha U., Eiri Y.
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Later by Owl344 reviews
Matsuda nearly has a heart attack when identical copies of Light and Ryuuzaki walk into his advanced classroom, several years after the Kira case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Matsuda T., Light Y. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Year Apart by lilien passe reviews
Normal is the watchword for four university students and their friends. But as time goes on, their lives start to rebel against anything resembling the mundane. An AU fic centering around Arthur, Gilbert, Alfred and Ludwig with cameos by others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,117 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
Just Another Perfect Soldier by sparkley-tangerine reviews
HPxGundamWing xover.SLASH!HPX1!The summer after Harry's 6th Year, Voldemort kidnaps him, letting insane Doctor J turn him into the perfect weapon. Escaping, Harry needs protection and a comrade who knows how it feels to be considered a 'perfect soldier'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,500 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P., Heero Y.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
The God of Flash by ToxicManipulator reviews
What if, when Naruto created his unique Henge he didn't just stop there? What if, through a simple change of events, he turned the Kawarimi into something that would eventually rival the Hiraishin? Not bleach related. pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Naruto U.
The Things You Never Knew About People by joudama reviews
Pregame. You'd be amazed, the things you never knew about people. Elena likes horror, Rude has a sweet tooth, and Reno, well, Reno is a rather cunning linguist.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,984 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Reno
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 4,667 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Sitting in the Snow by LadyNightRunner reviews
All alone in Nibelheim, Vincent finds himself with an unexpected guest. She has many things to teach him about life, laughter, love, and monsters in the basement.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Vincent V., Marlene W. - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Miracle on 34th Street by forthright reviews
Kagome comes up with a surefire plan to figure out what happened to youkai in the modern era. It involves dancing chicks... cupcakes... and a guinea pig. Kouga and Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Maximus! by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry and Luna, after the final battle where they lose everyone they hold dear, find a way to transport themselves to another world where Luna poses as Harry’s twin sister. Hello world here they come! *Unfinished* Adopted see profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,958 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Are You Nobody, Too? by Mercurial Phoenix reviews
There's two of us...don't tell! They'd laugh at us, you know. In short: Watanuki has an extremely surreal day. Title and quote taken from Emily Dickinson's poem
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Detour by lethedrop reviews
Some days Ryou requires a private jet to get to school on time.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - R. Bakura - Complete
xxxHOLiC ficlets by rallamajoop reviews
Short, unconnected ficlets about the boys. May contain traces of donuts.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
The Honeymooners by m.jules reviews
The hotel's all full except for one room. One bed plus four boys equals more fun than a barrel full of monkey kings.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Swish by katie33h reviews
Mini skirts and school uniforms... the best invention since big shiny swords... SK oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Gratitude by Serenetwinkle reviews
Watanuki can be grateful every once in a while.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Wait on him by Factorielle reviews
After fifteen years, they've learned to compromise: it's enough for Watanuki to know that Doumeki would abandon everything to follow him, and it's enough for Doumeki to remind him of that at every possible occasion.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Lacking in Manners by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki Reload fic. Humor. Illustrating why Hazel and Hakkai should not be allowed to go anywhere near each other without a chaperone.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Magician by rallamajoop reviews
It’s a long journey from spiritbait to Magician of Space and Time, but some things don't have to change so much in the process.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Pickup Lines For Ninjas by rallamajoop reviews
The process of getting Yuffie on your party actually requires a couple more steps than your typical walkthrough would have you believe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
Bless You by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Tamaki was certainly NOT jumping to conclusions: he had been cursed before, you know!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Blind dance by inactiveGE reviews
Haruhi is coerced into her local highschool's dance, on a blind date, and the Host club, not willing to risk her safety, escort her. Little of HikaHaru and just twinsxhiharu in general.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Enlightenment by Empatheia reviews
[Nekozawa x Haruhi] It takes twenty eight days to break a habit.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Just Another Tuesday by rallamajoop reviews
Crossover with Discworld. Watanuki meets Death, though fortunately not on official business.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Of Phobias by TeaForRevenge reviews
Thunderstorms make for an angry Haruhi. HaruhiHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Splitting Hairs by stalkymcgee reviews
ANBU era. KakaYamish. Kakashi gets Tenzou to drop his towel. Not nearly as sexy as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
The Lesser Evil by peroxidepest17 reviews
Watanuki rebels. Doumeki gives him his options.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Touche by aviatrix8 reviews
Kyoya and Tamaki make some personal observations about each other.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
All Souls' Night by Cyberwolf reviews
Somewhere a father's ghost smiled. [NejiTen, Rookies, Hyuugas]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Harry Potter the Warlord Prince by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry meets a trio of new teachers. And learns a few new tricks. But can he survive being tutored by the High Lord of Hell, The Sadist, and Lucivar Yaslana? Can they survive teaching Harry? Crossover with the Black Jewels Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,115 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Honky Tonk Blues by meganichan04 reviews
Remember the old story city mouse, country mouse? Five former pilots from the big city get a taste of farm life, up close and personal! Somehow, I doubt they brought their cowboy boots...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006
A Series of Small Coincidences by peroxidepest17 reviews
An XXXHolic and Ouran crossover, with cameos by the Antique Bakery guys and the Legal Drug guys and mention of the good old Petshop of Horrors. All the universe is connected. There’s no such thing as coincidence. Maybe.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Weapon Encounters of the Third Kind by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Tenten, Weapons Mistress. She uses weapons of all kinds, conventional and unconventional, ranging from anvils to stuffed teddy bears. And you'd better believe that she can. Series of vignettes 5: Paper, AKA: Read or Die
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tenten, Team Gai
Godzilla by Tex-chan reviews
Living in close quarters can try anyone's patience, as Aya and Yohji discover when Omi throws a temper tantrum.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete
Waterproof by meganichan04 reviews
There have been plenty of jokes made about Jack's hygiene, but what if Will decided to put a stop to all that? And just why is it suddenly so important that Jack take a bath...?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Snake Smarts by Threshie reviews
Ayame proves that he CAN help his brother, at least in the right situation. NONYAOI, no characterbashing, oneshot Rated for minor swearing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Ayame S. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cannonball by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee and Neji adjust to a change in their team dynamics.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
To Snatch by yume-chan29 reviews
[Kurama x Botan] [twoshot] The greatest thief in all Makai has just been shown up...by a Reikai ferry girl?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Botan, Kurama M.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,646 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Boys' Night Out by Tex-chan reviews
Sometimes, a night out on the town can test the limits of your friendship, especially if a bar fight and its associated mayhem are the result.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red Leaves by Gwynu reviews
It was Sakura standing in front of him in Akatsuki cloak, peaceful and perfect. But there was something wrong. [oneshot] [dark fic] [spoilers for chapters to 272]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Viewing by Darkflameangel reviews
Green eyes stumble upon a site that they had not bargined for. The images they see lead to surprising thoughts. Has the watcher been noticed, and if so, by who?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Half Truths and Whole Lies by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT]“And you left him!” “What could I do? She was looking at me like I was the next piece of flesh waiting to be chopped up into soup!” [Implied AnkoIruka]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Never a Disaster by Kenelfie reviews
Yuki is left home alone, to cook for himself. How can that not be a disaster? Only his brother can say.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Yuki S., Ayame S. - Complete
Things to Do in the Sengoku Jidai When You'reBored by Empatheia reviews
[Shippou x Souten, platonic] I'm bored. You're bored. Hey, let's pelt each other with rotting fungus!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Shippo - Complete
The Competition by Lady Jaye1 reviews
One shot. Gai and Kakashi stumble across an unexpected sight during one of their battles. The problem? Well...it might kill them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kings by Random Flapdoodle reviews
Now going to be a few oneshots about Kabuto and Orochimaru...sort of interconnected, but not really. Non yaoi. Rated higher just to be really safe. We are talking about Orochimaru here. Now 'complete' Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Ripples by Buthainah reviews
People came and touched Yakushi Kabuto's life, but like ripples in a pond, the impact didn't last long. Kabutocentric, I guess.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Why? by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Oneshot. Why green? Tenten asks her sensei a simple question and gets a more complex answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
A Dog Under a Divine Moon by scribbles-in-the-margins reviews
[MABU] Hana finds herself on a mission with Izumo. She hates how people outside her clan treat her and her dogs, why should this one be any different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Hana I., Izumo K. - Complete
Thunderstorms on Gunsmoke by meganichan04 reviews
The planet Gunsmoke experiences its first thunderstorm, and Wolfwood isn't having a good time of it thanks to a certain gunman...
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Pros and Cons by meganichan04 reviews
Millions Knives takes the Gung Ho Guns and his brother to a villains convention. Some crossover, mostly with InuYasha. Humor, tiny bits OOC
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,377 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Death and Sleep by Impersonating-an-entity reviews
ARC 2 spoilers. After Akatsuki, Gaara is suffering. He's unsure he can act as Kazekage anymore, when Naruto has a sudden idea that helps Gaara get perspective on things once more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Question Game by aznanime-eyes reviews
Lee challenges, Neji loses. Now, Neji must do Lee's bidding for one month. [NejiSaku, SOME LeeSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Sniper by Tex-chan reviews
After a series of painful Ebay losses, the Weiss boys decide to take matters into their own hands and get even with their Ebay nemesis. General mayhem ensues. Oneshot. Complete.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Aya/Ran F. - Complete
Kitten by Kilerkki reviews
Ibiki doesn't do cute and fluffy, and Konoha's chuunin are in for a lot of pain. [Oneshot, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Ibiki M., Izumo K.
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Stubborn is as Stubborn Does by sharingank reviews
In which Roy takes a walk...and chooses to forget his umbrella. RoyRiza oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Out of Necessity by Cyberwolf reviews
Anko volunteers to help Tenten with her new mission. This distresses her greatly. Slight Nejiten, Leeten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Addiction by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Humor. One shot. Bruce attempts to hide a secret. Easier said than done.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Bloodstains by sharingank reviews
To gain something, you must be willing to give something up in return...Itachicentric oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Camping Out by cesmith reviews
Gojyo learns the perils of camping out. NON shounen ai, bad language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005
Of Feathers and Bricks by silenced lambs reviews
Deidara, in a petulant mood, poses a rather interesting question to Sasori. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by X-parrot reviews
Some people can handle being sick graciously. Kaiba Seto is not one of them. Fortunately he's got a little brother to take care of him... Kaiba brothers fluff [oneshot]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Words on a Page by sharingank reviews
On a whim, Shikamaru poured his feelings into a letter, one that Ino was never meant to see...InoShika... ::grins:: Chapter 11 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,002 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
What If? by cesmith reviews
Set before the journey, Gojyo and Hakkai enjoy a late night conversation. Non Shonenai. Oneshot.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Seams by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Ayame is feeling low and Yuki has a project to do for school. Shigure has an idea on how to get the brothers to bond, but will it work? Or backfire? [oneshot][glossary at the end]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Yuki S., Ayame S. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 4,452 - Follows: 831 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Last Rites by Annwyd reviews
They are a society unto themselves, even in death. It's almost a religion. [Turkfic]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Vincent V., Tseng - Complete
Of Butterflies by link no miko reviews
Because what one person finds beautiful, another can find ugly. A lesson Chouji learns about life and the nature of people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Chōji A., Asuma S. - Complete
To Victory by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee challenges Neji to a drinking contest! But what SORT of drinking contest? And just what could go wrong? Poor, poor Tenten. NejiTen one-shot (Requested by Rekino)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
A Misunderstanding Of The Feet by serialhugger reviews
Just a bit of stupidity, bordering on lunacy, involving Gaara and feet not a foot fetish fic and we all know that this particular situation would never happen! oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Fangs: Genma and Hana, Take 1 by Kilerkki reviews
Shiranui Genma's first meeting with Inuzuka Hana. If he remembered correctly, the first thing she'd done was bite him. Inspired by Chevira Lowe. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Genma S., Hana I. - Complete
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Write Me Your Poetry in Motion by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru, Anko, and a curse seal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005
Return to Morning by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble. Kakshi can't look at Naruto. No yaoi, though I suppose if you want to find it you can. If you squint really hard
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Laundry Day by SGL reviews
Gai does his laundry and reflects on his new students: Neji, TenTen, and Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
The Sharpie by EdenEight reviews
A short oneshot. Yohji pulls a midnight prank on Ken and Omi and Aya is forced to become involved. Four pages that capture a moment in the boys lives outside of their missions. Please review for me!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete
My Final Farewell by link no miko reviews
[speculation spoilers] The Fourth's final words to his most important person.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Minato N. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2005
Sometimes by DarkJisushiku reviews
[one-shot] "Sometimes I forget how much a child he still is..." One Schwarz member's account on the youngest and how sometimes he forgets more than anyone would expect from him... [Please R&R]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2005 - B. Crawford, Nagi N. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
Rag Doll by sharingank reviews
Every life must end, every dream must wither...I will bear your pain...I will take your place, for I am the one who has killed you...This is the response to a challenge...I hope you all like!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Complete
The Nature of the Game by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
The Portrait by DarkJisushiku reviews
One artist's impression of the Weiss playboy sticks in his mind for years to come... It was just a simple sketch, but it meant so much... How did she know...? [one-shot]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Youji K. - Complete
Snow Day by Tex-chan reviews
Sometimes, when you're feeling less than human, and life is too much to take, just knowing someone cares and a day in the snow can make everything seem better. Short ... one-shot.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete
Getting Things On Schedule by incandescens reviews
Kanzeon Bosatsu has to make sure destiny happens on schedule. Well, more or less. Not particularly serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Kanzeon B. - Complete
Minutia by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki short. People with valuable possessions should learn to take better care of them.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2004
Sex and Cigarettes by EdenEight reviews
A sole night and single wound give Yohji the time he needs to reflect on everything that's been happening, and maybe make something happen himself. Big Twist! Please R&R for me! :) One Shot
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Youji K., Omi T. - Complete
Manipulation is the Name of the Game by kamazova reviews
When Omi ignores him in favor of an online RPG, Yoji ensures attention by forcing his teammates into new roles themselves.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Youji K., Omi T.
Hello Again by DarkJisushiku reviews
Crawford's become suicidal. But Nagi doesn't want to be left alone... Their solution...? Read and find out! {Implied CN.} Reviews would be nice...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2004 - B. Crawford, Nagi N.
O Ye Of Little Faith by incandescens reviews
Sometimes, cynicism gets it wrong. Not particularly serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Gojyo S. - Complete
Silent Night, Stille Nacht by DarkJisushiku reviews
Nagi has a nightmare, which scares him into shaking Schwarz's house. Desperate, Farfarello and Schuldich start to sing to Nagi. Just a cute little fic about Nagi and the others, and how Schwarz looks out for each other. Please R&R.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Nagi N., B. Crawford
Kawaige by Landlady of the Universe reviews
“Children, Gaara, are life’s greatest achievement. You must never kill a child.” Temari had told him. And maybe, just maybe, Gaara cared enough to listen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H.
A Few Minor Details by incandescens reviews
Kenren attempts to explain a minor incident to his superior officer.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003
Rainy Night by incandescens reviews
A rainy night, a busy inn, and far too many people at cross-purposes. Complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Complete
A Kitten in the Snow by koyasufan reviews
[Fluff, bit of a holiday theme] A short follow up to Dance with Me. It's been months since Schu played his little game with that woman in the bar, so what is it that finds them meeting yet again?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Schuldig, Birman - Complete
Forget by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Though he can't remember, he'll never forget. Jiraiya
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Blood Simple by incandescens reviews
In the Infinite Fortress, Akabane waits for Ginji to wake.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003
A Bit of Fashion Advice by Persephone-il reviews
A missing scene from ep. 10. You didn't think Omi chose that outfit himself, do you?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Omi T., Youji K.
Bohemian Rhapsody by Midorino Mizu reviews
Schuldig sings. A Naoe Nagi perspective. A really crappy summary.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2003
Tunnel Vision by incandescens reviews
Konzen, and Tenpou, and obsession -- or rather, no obsession whatsoever.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003
Sick Days by Yanagi-sen reviews
Flu season strikes...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Nagi N.
Afternoon Views by incandescens reviews
Various Gaiden personages are fortunate enough to see something inspiring. Not serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/28/2003
The Whole Bit by konekobombay reviews
What's the first thing you do when something really funny or strange or cool happens to you? you tell your best friend all about it. which is exactly what omi does. warning: a little bit of language. R&R
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Nagi N., Omi T. - Complete
Upon a Painted Ocean by P.S. Speare reviews
AU. As captain of his own pirate ship, the usually rational Ran finds himself making an impulsive purchase in a slave named Ken.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,582 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001
Conversation Over a First Aid Kit by Elaby reviews
A short story taking place directly after Takatori beats Schuldich and Farfarello about the head with a golf club. Not much of a point other than to let me write Crawford/Schuldich interaction, and to show how grumpy the latter gets when he's in pain ;)
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2002
Malicious Märchen by Faye-Morgan reviews
Nagi's ill, so Schu tells him a bedtime story. Read into the bile what you will.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2002
Kitties in the House by Atsuhita reviews
Pure silliness and loads of kawaiiness ensue...WeiB and Schwartz are kittens in control!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2002
the florists who don't do anything by llamajoy reviews
^_^ of course they can sing! they're ROCK STARS.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2000
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Discworld Short Stories reviews
Some crossovers with other series. Mostly starring everyone's favorite Wizzard
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Rincewind
Baa and Lu's Excellent Fanfic reviews
Junk I found on my computer today. DO NOT READ! Your IQ will plummet to the negatives. Seriously. It's all Crack in here. And Mary-Sues. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Cliche' Files: Chocobo reviews
Second book of the Cliche' Files: Sephiroth and the Chocobo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Cliche' Files: Puppy reviews
First installment of the Cliche' Files: Angeal and his puppy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Angeal H., Zack F.
Harry Potter and the Next Headmaster! reviews
Harry doomed the Wizarding world to mayhem the day he introduced Gred and Forge Weasley to anime
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Honey, I'm home reviews
D has many different reactions to Leon's new-found way of entering the Pet-shop. He might not hate it as much as he thinks.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Teatime reviews
Drabble. It turns out tea in Tokyo is a little different from San Francisco. D at teatime.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Nursemaid reviews
T-chan gets a cold. Leon nursemaids. Almost crack-like and pretty pointless
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
That time of the month reviews
Hysterics? Mood Swings? The obsessive need for chocolate? Must be Shuichi's "time of the month"!
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hiroshi N., Shuichi S. - Complete
Confessions Part 3 reviews
Ritsuka, Soubi and a testing of hypothetical proportions. Drabble of 100 words
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Wordless reviews
Ritsuka decides to call the one person who promises to always answer his phone. Drabble of 200 words
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Nameless reviews
He is willing to give me anything else I ask for, but his name he keeps from me. 'I don't care if you hurt me. Bruise me. Cut me. Kill me. Just... please. Touch me.' Pre-series, my take on how Soubi got the name Beloved
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Labelling reviews
In the episode with Maki we discover that Yoji writes his name on his underwear. Ever wonder why? Pure 1:46 a.m cracksense
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Youji K., Ken H. - Complete
Cyclical reviews
With his dying breath Kantarou puts a curse on all his descendants, a curse waiting for Hisoka to break it.A oneshot I wrote tying the Tactics world to the Yami no Matsuei world.
Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Blood Bond reviews
The purple eyes hurt him worse than the silver ones ever could, and that's all Hisoka can remember. Muraki takes the boy in as his new charge, and the twisted games begin. Hisoka, Muraki. Prologue to future story
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Should your silence speak as loud reviews
It's the strangest thing. The moment anyone outside of their informal triad is present, Watanuki becomes a completely different person.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Memento Mori reviews
At the end of Weiss Kreuz, Weiss and Schwartz all die. The afterlife won't know what hit it. Xover with Yami no matsuei
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Intuitive reviews
Sleep is just one of the luxuries you give up when you become Gaara's friend. Gaara, Lee friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Let's go Ritsuka. Let's run away. Let me take you away from everything that can hurt you.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Nuances reviews
A oneshot that didn't fit in Bonding. A background to Kabuto and Orochimaru. Kabuto never does anything unless he feels like it, and he knows Orochimaru is the same. AUish because my timelines suck.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Fall reviews
The promised fluff! Sometimes it only takes a few simple words to capture someone. KabuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Dance reviews
Anime, not game! Yukito reflects on why he keeps moving
Air - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Teddies reviews
All Hisoka knows is that they will never fly commercial again.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Friends reviews
Introspect, drabblish. No matter what she does, Kusanagi Motoko keeps breaking what is precious to her. MotokoBatouish
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Wish reviews
Each time Doumeki makes a wish he has to pay a little more, yet Yuuko knows she can't stop him. He will keep wishing, even if it costs his soul. Because it is hitsuzen that Watanuki lives.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - S. Doumeki, Yuuko I. - Complete
Everlasting reviews
Art is a bang, Deidara always knew. But for once he wished that just this one thing would have lasted forever. Set after the Rescue Gaara Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Pretend reviews
First in a chain of oneshots to get me back into writing. A typical Sai Sakura moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Bathroom Blues reviews
How is anybody supposed to navigate through a normal day in this house without a cup of coffee? And exactly what did his teammates do to the bathroom?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Youji K. - Complete
No Place Like Home reviews
Set during the Citysville episode. How exactly are you supposed to keep your sanity while interviewing an idiotic, wannabe super hero an attack so stupid you can't even say it?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Ms. Bellum - Complete
Shiny reviews
Haruka always liked shiny things. Note crackish!
Tactics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Trust Me reviews
It's the ultimate sign of trust and submission for a tengu to show their master their weak spot.
Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Cinderella Project reviews
On Indefinite Hiatus! See profile. The Host club follows along with another of Tamaki's wild transformation schemes, but this one might prove to be more than even the king can handle.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2006
Host Club Love reviews
After finding the twins curled up under a table with Haruhi, Tamaki decides it's time to go to war to protect his daughter's innocence. Rated for Inner Tamaki Theater content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Bonding reviews
A series of oneshots about Kabuto and Sasuke at Otogakure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Kid in a Candy Store reviews
Team seven treats Sakura to chocolate on white day, but Sakura has a bit of trouble deciding which one she wants, in more ways than one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Her Own Little World reviews
ABANDONED!See profile. Hinata finally gets the courage to invite Neji in after his midnight training. With a little help Neji realizes that there's more to this girl than meets the eye, she just needs a little motivation. Rated for sexual suggestions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Escape: formerly 'The Worst Kind Of Death' reviews
Kabuto is facinated with his new pinkhaired toy. He wants to see how long he can play with it before it breaks. Note: happy ending gone byebye!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
It was dirty reviews
Sakura finds out a little secret Naruto and Sasuke have been keeping, and now she finally understands them. nonslash! Reviews Welcomed!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
White Day reviews
This White Day Lee's mission is to make sure every woman is happy on White day. But to do this for the two he cares about the most, he'll have to sacrifice his own feelings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lee R., Anko M. - Complete
Lessons In Maturity reviews
ABANDONED! See profile. The teachers have this bright idea. The way to teach their students to be a little more mature is to force them to be parents for a while. But the eggs, dolls and flour sacks are much too normal to be very effective...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
Mission Implausible reviews
ABANDONED! The most sought after mission in all of Konoha can be yours...if you manage to knock Sasuke unconscious. WARNING: crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2006
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