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Author has written 31 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, Pokémon, Vampire Knight, Hunger Games, Persona Series, Ouran High School Host Club, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, and X-Men: The Movie.
Hey, it's been a long time and so I finally decided to stop being lazy by putting this off and just update. Mind, this is a work in progress, so it might not all be done at once, okay?
Hmm...okay, where should I start? I guess with general info just like everybody else... So, here:
ATTENTION TO ALL GUEST REVIEWERS WHO MAY BE READING THIS: Hello, welcome to my profile page. I'm not sure if some of you are aware, but, allowing guest reviews is something very recent for me. I usually don't like anonymous comments, but felt that in order to expand the horizon of my writing, I would start allowing them from time to time. However, I just want to let it be known that I will not tolerate disrespect to myself or my adamant reviewers who use accounts. So, here are the ground rules for reviewing my fics, ok? 1) Don't review a story just to complain about something else you didn't like. You're not doing me any favors and I don't need your sarcasm.
2.) Always be respectful with reviews. I don't really like critics, so if you have something to say, make it diplomatic.
3.) I ship what I like. I can't control if others may not feel the same. But don't tell me you're annoyed because you don't like the couple I shipped in a story, especially in a review for another story. I put a lot of time and effort into my writing. And there are many pairings I absolutely cannot stand, but I believe in giving credit where credit is do. So if I read a story I think is good, but all the other stories the author writes are pairings I don't like, I simply review for the story I like to let them know I enjoy it, and leave it at that.
All this being said, I'm not trying to knock all anonymous reviewers or discourage you guys from reviewing. This is really only aimed at certain individuals that have been popping up from time to time and I just felt the need to address this now. I appreciate all contributions, but I'd rather not have whiny knit-pickers, you know? Don't review about something that has nothing to do with the story just to complain. It really pisses me off. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys my stories! Thank you!
Likes: animals, food (especially junk, even though I eat healthy too), reading, drawing/writing, and daydreaming. There's more, but I'm too laz to list evrything.
Dislikes: loud noises, being distracted when I'm doing something important, mega-snobs that think they own the world, bratty children, getting nagged, school, Mondays, and obnoxious, immature pricks. (Attention boys, take my advice: NO SELF-RESPECTING GIRLS ARE GOING TO TOLERATE A GUY WHO CAN'T GET HIS ACT TOGETHER AND STILL ACTS LIKE HE'S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!)
Music/Artists/Bands etc, I Like: Neon Trees, Nicki Minaj (i usually don't really listen to rap, but I just can't help but like her stuff), Pittbull (once again, weird), Maroon 5, Jess Penner, Katy Perry, The Temptations (gotta love that ol' skool), and Lady Gaga ( LOOOOVE HER SO MUCH! SHE'S MY IDOL!!!)
and once again, there's more, but I'm too lazy...
Pairings I Like/Love:
NaruxSaku (aww...so cute/sexy/awesome :D)-Naruto
SakuxIta (somehow charming)-Naruto
SakuxAkatsuki (if well written it can be VERY entertaining)-Naruto
GaaxHina (I think she's the only girl sweet enough to understand him)-Naruto
AkatsukixHina (always hilarious/hot=hell yeahz!)-Naruto
ShikaxIno (just fits, I think)-Naruto
JiraiyaxTsunade (yeah, I know their relationship seems mostly platonic, but Jiraiya just needs a firm-handed woman to keep him in check, and Tsunade just needs...er, something else besides sake?)-Naruto
NatsumexMikan (wow, talk about young smut lol, still love it though)-Gakuen Alice
LucaxMikan-(ah, blond love!)
AshxMisty (they were MADE for each other, and anyone who thinks otherwise can shove it! Got it?)-Pokemon
DrewxMay(uh, whiny girlself-absorbed, arrogant boy=perfect match...? who knew! lolz)-Pokemon
DawnxPaul(didn't really watch this season too much. But the annoying Mary-Sue girl had to be paired up with SOMEBODY, so I just figured might as well be the verbally-abusive, emo-bastard!)-Pokemon
YukixTohru (I know everybody likes Kyo better, but I just prefer Prince Charming over Mr. Macho in this case, so go underdog!)-Fruits Basket
ZeroxYuki (somebody's gotta be there to keep Zero from going berserk, might as well be Yuki, right?)-Vampire Knight
Pairings I HATE:
SasuxKarin (she's a slut, okay?)-Naruto
Rock LeexSakura (he's nice and all, but to me that pairing is just weird and I think she sees him as more of a friend)-Naruto
Karinxanybody (uh, same thing applies...)-Naruto
NaruxHina (I.WOULD.RATHER.CUT.MY.HEART.OUT...WITH A SPORK! nuff said :P)-Naruto
Naruxany other girl but Sakura (It's like, 'AH HELL NAH!')-Naruto (dur)
ChojixIno (NO, just...NO!)-Naruto
GaaxSaku (ok, maybe I don't quite HATE this one, but it just...seems really awkward to me, okay?!)-Naruto
TemaxShika (urgh...for some reason it just irritates me)-Naruto
Kabutoxanyone (because Kabuto is a man-whore and I HATE him. period)-Naruto
Orochimaruxanyone (can you say p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e? Seriously, how can anyone stand this guy?! He's freakin' creepy!)-Naruto
HinataxNeji (ugh... hyugacest, really? C'mon, gimme a break they're first cousins...)-Naruto
All Yuri Pairings(nothing against girlxgirl in real life, but I hate it when fans go crazy and make ALL the characters super-yaoi/yuri hentai)
Most Yaoi Pairings (it's ok every once in a while but for the most part...nah!)
Pairings I think are O.k. :
TenTenxNeji (sure, why not?) lol-Naruto
SakuxNeji (eh, it depends on my mood)-Naruto
KibaxHina (if all else fails...yeah, Kiba'll work)-Naruto
SasuxSaku (I'm learning to like it, slowly but surely. But only in small doses! I STILL think the chances of them getting together are minimal at best and the odds of seeing a NaruxSaku pairing sometime in the future are MUCH better)-Naruto
Pairings I really don't care about one way or another: mm...more on that later
If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP *the sh#% out of* someone, copy this to your profile.
(Ok, I'm adding this one myself, but feel free to use it anyway) If you've ever been reading someone else's profile and seen something you really wanted to copy and paste but were to lazy to log in 'til now, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Again, this is my own orginal *copy/paste* thing, but you're free to use it if you want to) If you've ever read a really good fan fic but didn't favorite and then went to look for it again later but couldn't find it and got super PO'd copy and paste this to your profile.
Ok, it's that time again! What time you ask? Why, time to list insanely hilarious quotes from people and/or stories I've read/heard lately, of course. I promise to give proper credit where credit is do, and if you still have a problem with it...well that's just too freakin' bad! lol jk...or am I? O_o
if I can't remember who said it, I'll put 'anonymous', and if I said it was in some way involved in the conversation, it'll either say my name and the other persons, or nothing at all, like the first quote below!
"Have you ever had the urge to just look up at the sky and yell, 'Damn God, I know why we have rainbows and natural disasters, but why'dja make ugly people?!'"
flat response* "...Yeah. Everytime I look at you."
Annoying kid at school- "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful"
Girl that likes to tease him- *stares blankly at him for a few minutes, then responds, "...Everytime I hear a boy sing that song...I can't help but think they're gay."
Girl- "No, seriously..."
Spanish teacher's aid: "Ok, i know everyone's progress reports weren't great, but the good news is, there's still time to turn it around, so everything's ok."
My friend: "What?! Everything is NOT ok; I gotta 63 up in this bitch!!"
(Okay, none of the following quotes below are mine, but the person who's profile i got them from has a really long user name, sooo i just typed up a message instead...and now that I think about, typing up that one long word would've been ten times shorter than typing this message) *sweat drops, then sighs* It's funny how these things come to you in hindsight...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
Why America has some Issues (I live here and all...but you gotta admit, these are funny)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Hehe...These are some laugh-out-loud quotes from a story I'm reading called "Application to Date My Daughter" in which a former Uchiha avenger turned overprotective father secretly interviews *and intimidates* any guy hoping for a date with his precious daughter (along with the help of his equally crazy sons, wife, and three-year old daughter) behind her back.
Here are just some of the ground rules a few of the lucky candidates who actually passed their interview and met Sasuke's insane requirements must abide by if they still want to date his daughter and live. (Those who got rejected were apparently never seen or heard from again...)
Pay attention, this is how a real Uchiha insures the legitamacyof a prospective boyfriend for his daughter. XD
Rules for Dating Kohana
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure *as hell* not picking anything up.
You do NOT touch my sister in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my sister's body, I will remove them myself. (Obviously, one of Sasuke's sons wrote this one. Scary...you can just imagine them giving the poor guy that infamously deadly Uchiha glare they got from their dad!)
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling of their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and you pants 10 sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist.
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. (Aww...can't you feel the parental love *and bloodlust* radiating through from this statement?)
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Don't do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my sister safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: Early.
I have no doubt you are a popular guy, with many, many, chances to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my baby girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my sister to show up, and more than an hour goes by, do NOT sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating Kohana. My sister is putting on her makeup, a long process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, do something useful, like…buying me a car for my 16th birthday, buddy.
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my big sister…as said by Mom. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. As said by Daichi, Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. As said by Dad, places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka—zipped up to her throat. As said by Harou, me and Toshiko, movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme aren't to be seen; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are awesome. Grandmas' kitchens are better.
(I must digress...it's oh so clear that the Uchiha family is on crack, ne?) lol
Do not lie to me. I have a lie detector. I am an ANBU captain. My wife and kids have anger management. Do not lie to ANY of us. Because you see, when it comes to my daughter, I am the all knowing god of YOUR universe. If I ask you where you are going and who is going with, you have but one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a kantana, a shotgun, a shovel and five acres behind the house. Don't trifle with me. Period. (Once again, you can just imagine Sasuke saying this with that stoic face while nonchalantly motioning towards the back yard XD)
Be afraid. Be very afraid. (uh...who wouldn't be after that kinda thing?? Not to mention permanently traumatized)
It takes very little for us to mistake the sound of your car in the drive way for a machine gun being loaded. When our Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in our heads frequently tell us to clean the guns as we wait for you to bring Kohana home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought her home safely and early, and then return to your car—there is no need for you to come in the house. The camouflaged faces are ours. (XD This one is my absolute favorite; I laughed so hard when I read the last line)
Please Read: Ok, fanfiction has finally started to do smething new...giving stories art covers!! I've been waiting for this since forever, but I still wish each chapter couldhve have at least one image. Anyway... I found fanart from google for all my stories, but I OWN NONE OF IT! I DID NOT STEAL IT NOR DO I CAME IT AS MY OWN!!! I'm going to have images from each story posted here, but if someone has a problem with them, just tell me and I'll take them down, I DO NOT WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR STEALING ART!!!
(Work in Progress...) I will try to get pics up for all of my active stories eventually, but until Fanfiction decides to stop tinkering with things and making it complicated to upload images to yor profile, it may take some time.
Growing Up Akatsuki
Okay, I'm starting something new, and I really hope nobody minds, but I've decided to post all the funny quotes I read on fanfictions here because they're just so damn hilarious!! So if you have a problem tell me, and I'll take them down immediately. But I wholly intend to include the author's name along with the title of the story I got it from so no one feels offended or can say that I was stealing their quotes...
“He’s not my brother,” the Kazekage replied. “He’s not even my dog. If I had a dog and my dog had a kid and the dog’s kid had a pet that would be Kankuro.” - from "The Bet" a Naruto fanfiction by hyugaheiress. (a conversation between Gaara and Hinata when asked about his feelings or affections for his dim-witted brother Kankuro.)
“She’s not your daughter baka.” Gaara said as a matter of fact.
“Of course she is, just look at her. Don’t you see the resemblance?!”
“Are you calling her ugly.” Gaara states. - also from "The Bet" a Naruto fanfiction by hyugaheiress. (conversation beteen Gaara and Kankuro about Miki-chan, a little girl with amnesia who thinks Gaara's her father.)
The little girl pokes her head from behind. “Is he gone?” the little girl innocently asks.
“Unfortunately he’ll never be gone...” says a disappointed Gaara. -once again, from "The Bet". If you think these quotes are laugh-out-loud hilarious, than I advise you check out the fic, 'cause it's awesome! It'll have you dying of laughter, though, so be sure you've got an oxygen bag handy just in case. xD lol
“I’m not fat I’m just big boned!” Kankuro shot back. “You just wish you could have this sexy body!”
“I think you’ve mistaken sexy with deformed,” stated Gaara in a nonchalant manner. -it's from yup, you guessed it, "The Bet". (A conversation between the Sabaku brothers discussing none other than Kankuro's dillusional ideals that he's sexy...che, yeah, and my friend's great grandmother could pass for Hallie Berry...)
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