Alexys Funke
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Joined 05-13-06, id: 1045193, Profile Updated: 07-20-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, Danny Phantom, Fullmetal Alchemist, Criminal Minds, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

About Me:

Name: Lola

Age: 84,012

Gender: Female


WARNING: RABID SHIPPER!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1140025/~ My friend Kayla's Account (She's an FMA/Harry Potter fan...)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1274026/ My friend Ashwee's Account (She's a rabid Gravitation shipper and Godric/Salazar)

Quote Time:

"Love is just a distraction." -Elphie (Book)

"Nothing is perfect. The world is not perfect. But its here for us, trying its best. Thats what makes it so damn beautiful." - Squeezetastic(!) RoyRiza Moment!

Booth:We're Scully and Mulder.
Bones: I don't know what that means.

Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
(Gir's head pops out of ceiling)
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

Petty Officer Cluskton: It was nice seeing you, Special Agent McGee.
McGee: Goodbye, Petty Officer. She leaves
Abby: So, were you two that formal exchanging bodily fluids?
McGee:...

This is just...me and my friends through and through:

Don't you just love it when you wake up one morning and realize that you are an extremely perverse little girl? Then struggle to fall asleep that night after realizing that the perversion will no longer be appropriate in a few years (not that it ever was appropriate) but will be frowned upon when you become older? And do you ever have that sinking feeling when you think about how your pervertedness will probably result in you:
a. NOT getting a boyfriend (because you'll most likely scare the poor guys off)
b. sitting at home (alone might I add) wondering if you'll ever lose your virginity (that even though your mind is polluted by rain from the gutters, you still might not be able to walk the walk when it comes time?)
c. writing stories about other people losing their virginity (something you hope happens to you but never does)
Well HA! I laugh at you! what a sad life you lead. I on the other hand am totally normal and will NEVER have those kind of problems (as you can so clearly see by the vast amounts of fanfiction I continuously write)

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The Happy Ever After Job by shabbytiger reviews
Set after my fic: Not Gone Fishin'. Eliot & Parker pairing from Leverage. So, what happens now? How do these guys deal with the reality of being them and being in love? A discovery by Parker also leads to a new kind of job for the team. Rtd M for content
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,297 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Eliot S., Parker
It's a Tangled Rat's Nest by RaspBerryStars reviews
For Henry, being with Casey is his only option.
Party Down - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Henry P., Casey K. - Complete
Calm Down, I'm Gonna Hold Your Hand by smc-27 reviews
She can't seem to focus on anything but the word spelled out in front of her on the test in her hand. Pregnant. She most definitely should - they aren't even together - but she doesn't think twice about picking up the phone and calling him. P/R Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Z Falling for the Morgans Complete by Fanatical Writer reviews
Derek Morgan and Penelope Garcia had been best friends for years. But when Penelope, fresh off a broken engagement began to fall for Derek, no one was more surprised than she was!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,657 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Vulnerable by Monsterchild reviews
Hermione left the trio three years ago and was never seen since. Ron comes to start teaching at Hogwarts and runs into his long lost friend. The only thing is that she is not the same Hermione as she was before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Unexpected Visit by Unexpected Hopeless Romantic reviews
What would happen when the ghost of Maes Hughes paid an unexpected visit to earth? Is it good luck or bad luck that Roy and Riza are on a car and it crashes? One thing is for sure. It was all Maes's fault.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Do You Remember Me? by Kaze-no-Tenshi89 reviews
Seven years ago, Jimmy died to protect Cindy. Now Cindy is 18 and ready to start college. But who is her 18 year-old professor and why does he seem so familiar? Cindy embarks on a journey to help him discover his past... and future. REVISED
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,685 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - [Jimmy N., Cindy V.] - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There's Just One Thing by GreekLia reviews
When Katey goes back to America she has Javier's daughter. she has his hair, his smile, and boy can she dance! what happens when she turns 17 and wants to go Cuba to find her father? RxR
Dirty Dancing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
The Office Special: Jim's Date by carebear88 reviews
Jim's first real date with Pam is one disaster after another . . . with happy results. Jam fluff! My first Office fanfic. Note: chapter five is an author's note only. COMPLETE.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
What a Vacation by OTP reviews
What happens if Ed, Al, Winry, Roy , Riza, and Hughes crash land on a deserted island. What are they going to do? R&R Royai and Edwin I accept anonymous reviews too FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,588 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Homesick At Space Camp by SoCalSucks reviews
Jimmy's away at Space Camp, but when he decides to send a letter to Cindy back home, will their relationship blossom from hundreds of miles away? Or will it crash and burn?
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Domestic Dangers by Hobbit985 reviews
Sequel to 'Two Minds One Soul'. One year on the Doctor and Rose are coping with family life. Until that is, a very familiar character and an old friend stir things up. Will they be able to protect their child as well as each other?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,386 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
A New Chance by VAAUG reviews
After confessing her feelings for Ron, Hermione must go on with her life. After seven years, they meet again at the Burrow. They've both changed, but she discovers the feelings are still there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unknown Daughter by Kudos4U reviews
Riza gives up her daughter to Roy. What will happen, when she grows up, and what will happen when Roy will start looking for the mother? Contains some OOC, RoyAi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Mirror Between Worlds by Silvermasque reviews
A rather eccentric modern day Phan finds Christine's mirror in her kitchen. But what happens when the music playing in her house wakes the mirror and she steps through to find Erik on the other side? Finally Finished!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,286 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Erik
Two Minds, One Soul by Hobbit985 reviews
The 9th Doctor discovers something, Rose admits her deepest secrets and Jack is caught in the middle. Sad, angsty story but with some 9thRose fluff towards the end.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
How to Save a Life by khughes830 reviews
In response to the Rain challenge over at More than That. Pam didn't get married, but Jim is still gone. How Pam deals. Written while listening to The Fray's How to Save a Life.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
50 Reasons Why Sam and Danny Should Be Together by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Danny woke up tied in a chair. He realized Sam was tied to his lap... Fangirls kidnap Danny and Sam and force them together... with rope! COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
I Didn't Know About You by snappleapple518 reviews
How could Violet know about love...? She didn't know about Quigley... It's pretty darn sappy. R&R Please!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
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With A Girl Like You reviews
Spencer Reid's meets Emma in a bar. This could be the biggest or best mistake of his life. M for sex because in my CM stories...they get laid, plus it gets very fluffy at times.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - S. Reid
The Consequences of an Instant Message reviews
Danny's talking to Tucker and something leaks out of their IM. First Danny Phantom fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Tempting Batman reviews
Emily Page is a computer analyst for Bruce Wayne.They are friends, 'Co-workers',and are madly in love with each other. How long does it take for two people to notice feelings for each other and what will stand in the way? I should warn you this is fluffy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,431 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
The Pros and Cons of Drinking reviews
Penelope woke up in a seemingly strange bed, in a seemingly strange bedroom, in a seemingly strange house...and ran without even looking to see who was with her....Now JJ and Prentiss won't tell her! Who was it? M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
With Love, Riza reviews
HIATUS What if Roy got ahold of an old diary? The key to this someone's secrets and heart, namely...Riza. Doesn't he deserve to get chased around the office? Warnings: Bad words maybe even...SEKS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
All Thanks To Maes reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP![TwoSHOT]Maes pressures Roy into a lifeCHANGING confession. ROYAI fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
She's Beautiful reviews
There is an dinner honoring the Las Vegas Crime Lab. Everyone on the night shift is worried about one thing. A date. [GSR, WCR, NickOC, GregOC]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Unspoken Words reviews
Riza has to get something on her mind and in her heart. When she goes to tell the one it's about he's a little incapacitated. What will insue? ONESHOT!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Angels reviews
This is based on the first two lines of the song 'Angels' by Within Temptation. Royai. 2nd FMA fic. It basically centers around Roy and Riza and how they have changed since they met.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
It Started With An Instant Message reviews
RHr. One IM changed it ALL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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