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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Facets by mari4212 reviews
Everyone has aspects of themselves that no one else sees. These are some of them. A Golden Age of Narnia story.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Canon Keepers IX: Canons Confounded by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Code Platinum, Pete. Code Platinum.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,279 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Fun by Cafire reviews
The Sorting Hat likes to toy with fragile eleven year old's minds. What happens when our favourite characters are sorted. Look at my profile for a link for a trailer. Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bellatrix L.
Seamus Finnegan, the World is in Your Hands by Wraithlike reviews
Seamus Finnegan, the unwitting Dubliner is forced to fob his way through an encounter with Voldemort at the last battle in Hogwarts. Unfortunately, Seamus fails to recognise Voldemort. Hilarity and hysteria ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Seamus F., Voldemort - Complete
The Blood Witch and the High King by PenPatronus reviews
The White Witch has been freed. Now Peter, Caspian, Susan, Edmund and Lucy have to fight her as well as the Telmarines! Caspian x Susan, a what-if, AU "Prince Caspian" story based on the movie, no slash or incest. Angst, hurt/comfort, drama. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X
The High King Peter by Lucy Pryde reviews
Edmund and Lucy are celebrating their well-earned reward on the night before they return to England after helping to defeat Miraz. Peter looses his wits and hilarity ensues. A short one-shot, but could be made into a series. Movieverse, but I can change.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Inbox by katalyst159 reviews
What would happen if our favorite heroes--and villains--had Facebooks? Well... this! PWP- rated for possible later chapters. After all, it IS Facebook mixed with Harry Potter... I'll update if I finish something, but this is entirely just for fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Sharing by Bad Mum reviews
It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Masters of Mischief by gardenofwords reviews
Between auctioning off the Sorting Hat, turning heads pink, and finding out if Angelina weighs the same as a duck, the Weasley twins plan to have a memorable year at Hogwarts, filled with lots of fun and very little work. Set during OTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Revolution: The Life and Story of Fred & George by PoeticFrenzy reviews
This is the remarkably hilarious story of the Weasley twins, as told by their family, friends, classmates and teachers... somewhat of a comical biography. Enjoy, and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Fred W., George W.
A Beautiful Friendship by slytherinphoenix116 reviews
In 1986: When Argus met Norris. This is the start of a very interesting working relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Argus F. - Complete
The Harry Potter Characters Read Fanfiction by daysandweeks reviews
Bringing you one abysmal cliche after another since November 16, 2007!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Big News by Star-Filled-Night reviews
Fred and George were laying in their respective beds the night before a big family reunion, George rolled to face Fred, they were planning to unveil their secret tomarrow and he was a little nervous...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Our Family Tree? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
The Weasley clan reacts to the crappy family tree J.K. Rowling recently pulled out of thin air. The link's inside for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. I don't know about the rest of you, but it left me enraged... this is me ranting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
He's Back! by SomedayEngland reviews
AU Oneshot Harry is happy after the Battle at Hogwarts. Everything is good, and he can now move on in his new life without having to worry about Voldemort. Or so he thinks...It seems that the Dark Lord has found a way to 'haunt' Harry's life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Time for Laughing, Crying, and Late Night Talks by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS. Molly Weasley worries over one of her sons as he deals with his loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Molly W., George W. - Complete
The Conscience of the King by elecktrum reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Beruna, many people have forgotten that Edmund was not the only traitor in Narnia. General Oreius, however, is not one of them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Tumnus - Complete
Ouch by cheryl bites reviews
Harry’s a self mutilator. He’s surprised to find that Seamus seems to be, too. Warnings: positive and humorous presentation of self mutilation. Doesn't make sense unless you've read books 5 and 6, and, I must admit, possibly not even then.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
High Inquisitor of Hogwarts' Shady Sex Life by Jetamors reviews
In an exclusive to the Quibbler, Rita Skeeter reveals the seamy underside of Hogwarts life. UmbridgeEverybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Dolores U. - Complete
Soulsisters goes to Hogwarts by siriusandlupinsgurls reviews
The twin sisters of Blaise Zambini Tamara Zambini and Draco Malfoy Oriona Malfoy are transferred from Bauxbaton to Hogwarts. Much fun ensues! Please R&R! Concrit accepted. Disclaimer we don't own anyone but Tamara and Oriona
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
Grip by Tenebrus reviews
Tears leave a darker stain than blood. When the sun sets on a splintered heart, no one can pick up the pieces. story much worse than the summary. Please r.r. [pst: parodyfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Dolores U., Argus F.
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Wangsty Wizarding Woes reviews
In which many gay things happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Prank reviews
After Fred and George so dramatically leave the school, Lee Jordan feels the need to carry on their legacy. And he does, with the help of a certain two female chasers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Lee J. - Complete