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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

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Betrothed by Time Keeper reviews
Late into her first year Hermione receives a marriage contract. Rated M to be safe. Harry/Hermione primary pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 215,054 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 8/15/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,236 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 11,192 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Long Game by megamatt09 reviews
AU, Very AU. A socially isolated Gryffindor named Hermione Granger is summoned to see the Slytherin Kingpin, Harry Potter. It would be rude to ignore his request, even if she has doubts. Dark!Harry, Manipulative!Harry. No Crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,867 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 3/4 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to get engaged to Hermione Granger by Flora Jones reviews
When Harry offers to help Hermione out by joining her at a quaint family diner, it's no big deal. But when he gets angered by her stupid cousin and decides to fake propose, it is. How far will they go to sustain their facade? And what happens when unwanted feelings start to blossom? This will be a romcom Harmony story. EWE. No Ginny/Ron-bashing. M-rating for smut in ch. 4 and up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 179,676 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Come Find Me by joerandom reviews
In the summer after 5th year, Hermione is targeted by Death Eaters. One dies and she ends up banished; expelled from Hogwarts, her magic bound, she and her parents are obliviated. Now the Death Eater's are out for her blood, but she doesn't even know they are coming. And Harry finally comes to realise what she means to him. The beginning of a very new journey. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 169,425 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/15/2021 - Published: 8/27/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Remus L. - Complete
The Place of Our Longing by WardyWoo reviews
At a crossroads in his life, Harry takes an undercover case alongside Tonks following an attack on a prominent muggle politician by a suspected dark wizard. Post-war AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,303 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/12/2021 - Published: 6/30/2021 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
You must be his girlfriend by my stupid heart reviews
After Harry's and Hermione's relationship turned in a direction other than friendship Hermione decided to visit the Dursleys. However, they react differently than expected... A funny and romantic Harmione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2021 - Hermione G., Vernon D., Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 6,235 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Unusual Prescription by LordCroussette reviews
Hermione is surprised when she arrive in the common room and find Harry being diagnosed by a Ginny Weasley wearing a Doctor's uniform. What's more, to Hermione's worry, Ginny find that Harry is sick and that he need to be cured before giving him an unsual prescription. H/HR FLUFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yandermione by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Love makes monsters of us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
An Hour of Wolves by thebiwholived reviews
Harry's doing just fine: being Quidditch Captain and 'the Chosen One' doesn't leave him with time to worry about much besides school and the growing threat of war. He's especially not worrying about the fact that Sirius is dead. Or about an embarrassing, uncomfortable night with a classmate he'd rather just forget. Really. He's fine. Features an eating disorder, other tags inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,271 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Ron's Last Case by KyleLandy reviews
This is the story of the final mission for ex-Auror Ronald Bilius Weasley. Ron hunts down a time traveller through time as he discovers the darkest secret of Harry Potter. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 12/4/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fulfilling Obligations by forbiddenharmony7 reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened in the 19 years between the last chapter and the epilogue of Deathly Hallows? Or what happens afterward? Totally, completely, and eventually H/Hr, but we have a long road to get there! Rated T for language & sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,445 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 3/21/2019 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Potato19 reviews
Set during OOTP. The story of how Hermione's innocent suggestion of running a Secret Santa with the DA leads to the ultimate search for the perfect presents, an unexpected change in holiday plans, late-night mistletoe-kisses and revelations of profound feelings hidden deep down. Total HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,620 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Favorite Things by Stanrick reviews
When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 6,974 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15320 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Nine-Tenths of the Law by Diablolita reviews
Wars leave scars. Harry and Hermione indulge their torrid affair in secret, as broken people do, although Harry's feelings for her slowly grow to bewilder them both. While Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny struggle to adapt to post-war life, they soon realize even Voldemort's death doesn't translate to a perfect world, as old bonds are tested to extremes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,657 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W.
Stupid by The Seamonkey reviews
DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumours by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Snippets of conversations about Harry Potter, that troublemaking St. Brutus's student who may or may not be destined to defeat Voldemort but who is definitely in a love triangle with Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Déjà vu by Piccolo999 reviews
Harry has experienced the strange phenomenon known as Déjà vu his entire life. Now he may just be about to learn the truth when he meets a certain mousy haired Witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Judgement of Harry by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Pansy crashes Slughorn's party, and Harry must choose who the most beautiful is. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 12,447 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6694 - Favs: 19,616 - Follows: 7,285 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Impulsion by Grndr101 reviews
Sometimes it is better to let your impulsions guide you.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Maledictum reviews
On a mission for the ICW, Harry gets gravely injured. A dark curse changes the fate of two closest friends. After a long slumber they find themselves… different. Evil creeps into the two rising stars of the Ministry. How long until someone stands in their path and finds out how different they truly are? A slow burn Dark!Harmony story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 4/15 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the 3d6 of Destiny reviews
Through a freak accident, our heroes find themselves in a strange, hostile place where their magic is taken from them. Harry suddenly has bigger problems than being a veteran Auror. Like wrangling an occasionally drunk arcane practitioner Hermione, a born again devout Malfoy, and his wife Ginny who is steadily breaking bad. Dimension Travel/Fantasy HarryxGinny(xHermione)&Draco&OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/13 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G.] Draco M.
Another Life reviews
As the Order is cornered, they employ desperate measures to send Harry back in time. With only his wits, Harry must find a way to take down Riddle before he destroys all he cares for. Can Harry find a way to stop the Dark Lord with the help he finds in a past Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,337 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 12/9/2021 - Published: 4/24/2021 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
It's Going to be Alright reviews
A tense Hermione spends another late night at the office. Post-Epilogue - First Person/Present Tense Hemione PoV Oneshot. Angst/Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pink Press reviews
Rita Skeeter will show the world she still has the spark with her new article on The-Boy-Who-Lived. A short Harmony GoF oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/11/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Rita S. - Complete