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Joined 05-14-06, id: 1045892, Profile Updated: 02-11-08
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Criminal Minds.

I'm not quite the literary writer. I've always been inclined towards theater stuff, more immersed with how a story is acted on stage. My pen is at its best at contemporary writing, venting out my angst and bitchiness (now you know where my name came from) and airing my claws through my friendster blog.

I've been a DRACONIAN for the longest time now, wishing I was married to him. Anyway, if it won't be me, Hermione will do. LOL!

Ships I dig:

Draco-Hermione (duh!)

Ron-Pansy (interesting ship, though I haven't read any good ones yet. any suggestions?)

Blaise-Ginny (vain guy meet red- headed biatch! I'd love to read a 'Meet the Parents' themed FF about them: Weaselys converging on a hapless Zabini! cool!)

Draco's kids-Pansy's kids (I really like Pansy, I just don't want her to end up with Draco!)

Ships I loathe:

Draco-Ginny (I tried reading FF about them. I threw up. Nuff said)

Any other girl-Draco (no way!)

Any other guy-Hermione (I've read those FF that paired her with the other Weaselys - ewww!)

Dated: May 19, 2007

Yuppie life sucks! You juggle a 24-hr worth workload w/in an 8-hr workshift and the bonus part, you get to listen to your ugly boss treat you like shit! draco may be mean...at least he's not ugly! hehehe...

hullo bitches!!!! i'm baaaackkk!!!

Update: February 12, 2008

I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated for a long time! You see, "Criminal Minds" has just been aired in the Philippines late 2007 and I got hooked! I am so IN LOVE with Matthew Gray Gubler / Dr. Spencer Reid! Been reading fanfic about him. Ships I liked: JJREid & MorganGarcia!

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Wolf in the Lion's Den by BellatrixLives reviews
A tale of Sansa and Tyrion's growing relationship after they have married. How will their relationship bud among the troubles that surround them? Based solely on the show, I have not read the books. *Show Spoilers* Picks up during S3E8 Second Sons, right after they return to their room from the wedding feast.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,145 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Tyrion L., Sansa S.
Alexander Draco Malfoy by Aoi Megami reviews
"Your mother must be one hell of a woman... I mean... to be married to a Malfoy," Harry figured as he looked at the boy from the future in front of him once again; the shape of his face, his complexion, the tousled brown wavy hair. Oh Merlin! "Hermione?" When Harry saw that mischievous smile on Xander's face, he fainted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 175,326 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not For Lack of Trying by writeforever reviews
"Miss Weasley, if you don't mind me asking, why exactly did you punch Mister Malfoy over here?" McGonagall asked, glancing over the top of her glasses. "He asked me out, Headmistress."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,804 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy Derek by bahjcb reviews
Being a father isn't as easy as he thought it would be. And, Derek Morgan never thought it would be easy. Random snippets, no particular order.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,212 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia
The Vegas Effect by Shanna1 reviews
Sometimes a visit to Vegas happens to follow you home. JJReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 79,057 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by KBC04070911 reviews
So this is my second story and it is a sequel to my story What the hell were you thinking. This is a definite Reid and JJ story that follows them through raising a two year old, work, and the new addition that is going to be arriving.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,317 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Boxers or briefs? by tearbos reviews
The women of the BAU learn some things about their coworkers. Naughty drink names featured. T rating is probably unnecessary but I wanted to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Sleepless Nights by mindless fear of fire reviews
JJ and Reid fight their feelings for each other after Georgia. Where will they end up? A visit to the hospital? Chapter 5 now up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Forgotten Holiday by LiaBelle reviews
Reid forgets a very important holiday. Sequel to Parties and Dancing!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Of Chocolate, Books and Butterflies by mabelreid reviews
One shot A misunderstanding means a surprise for Reid on Valentine's Day. JJReid. A bit of fluff for the holidays!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? by TutorGirlml reviews
A holiday oneshot, featuring Reid and JJ, and what happens when two people decide they don't want to ring in another new year alone...uses the lyrics from a classic holiday song to set the mood in the beginning
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You by spadul reviews
The Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe by LiaBelle reviews
Garcia does some holiday matchmaking
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Poisonchik88 reviews
Andrew and Alexander Reid try to catch a glimpse of Santa Claus. Fluff!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Did You Know? by NathanScott23 reviews
Reid has nervous habits...and they tend to manifest themselves around Jennifer Jareau. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Bloodlust by lady of scarlet reviews
JJReid. The team is called out to investigate a string of seemingly unrelated murders in North Dakota, but their beloved Communications Liaison finds herself in the hands of a deranged killer. Case Fic, angst, violence, torture, language, dark.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
These Boys of Mine by Diatha reviews
What's it like being best friends with boys...Hermione knows. A little too well, in fact. Oneshot just for fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss by lady of scarlet reviews
JJ and Reid in an elevator, the title says it all. JJReid fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Trick or Treat by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Reid is home alone on Halloween night, when a friend comes knocking at his door No spoilers JJREID
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
By default by masonjar reviews
JJ wakes Reid up after yet another plane ride. Fluff ensues. JJReid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coffee Cup Romance by Modern Physics reviews
Certain objects bring certain people together. A DVD, a favorite book... but a coffee cup? [JJ&Reid] Note: Not all facts if any are true to the show.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
What The Hell Were You Thinking by KBC04070911 reviews
My completely different take on Derailed. This is a JJReid oneshot and my very first attempt at writing ever.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Raising Draco's Son by The Evil Sheep reviews
Hermione has a son, Nick, as he grows older Nick wonders more and more about his father but Hermione doesn't plan on revealing his identity soon...but can a meeting in Fluorish and Blotts change things around?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas Maybe by LoraLee2 reviews
Reid stays in Vegas after a case to visit his mother and Morgan invites himself, JJ and Emily along for the ride. Pairing ReidJJ, het smut
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,323 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Why Draco Malfoy Suffers From Postcoital Narcolepy by somandalicious reviews
DMHG A few visits to the healer was all Draco needed to remedy his strange constitution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Brew Your Own Boyfriend by Dark.And.Light.Intertwined reviews
Have you ever wished you could create your own boyfriend? Well now you can! This is sweet, short, and simple. Just a bit of humorous fun! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than Shapes by ChocoTaco reviews
Three times JJ kisses Reid... and one time he kisses her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Unspoken by criminally-dirty-mind reviews
ReidJ.J. het fic also morgangarcia as the chapters go on...mostly angst and fluff, some smut, my first fic here, so be gentle! please read and review! check individual chapters for spoiler alerts!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,827 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Woes of Hermione Granger and her Telephone by ShadesofWhite reviews
Hermione keeps getting calls from an annoying Ginny. Slight Dramione. Rated T for a teenytiny bit of language and sexual reference, but nothing too bad. R&R! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
With LoveHate, Your Pen Pal by glitteringsky reviews
When Dumbledore created a penpal system, more than just just friendships blossom, and chaos ensues. DMHG PPHP BZGW R&R pleeze!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
June Bride by Angeepang reviews
[Oneshot] Hermione and Draco argue about when to hold their fictitious wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stripped by N0b0dY reviews
Green. And. Silver. He had stripped her. And he would come again. And she couldn wait! SMUT!one shot DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Celebrate by Eumenidies reviews
It takes a Slytherin to show the Griffindors how they should be celebrating. One Shot. Contains Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flatmate by silveris reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. One night, the flat gets burglarized just as Blaise, Harry, and Ron are leaving for Italy. They can't leave Hermione to fend for herself, so Draco suggests she go with him on his threeday vacation to Scotland.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,243 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kiss me, Harry by Heptagon reviews
Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help? Sequel posted: "Marrying Harry".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Call Me by silveris reviews
OneShot. DHr. A conversation leads somewhere...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Mrs Spencer Reid reviews
It was the best compliment he had been given: a woman willing to carry his name. On this particular morning, it was the only thing that mattered.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Much Ado About the 'Thingy' reviews
A sequel to “Good Morning, Hermione”. Series of mishap that led to that fateful Saturday when Hermione was found in Draco’s bedsheet. And whatever happened afterwards. Rated due to suggestive theme, language and some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco's Secret reviews
Warning: HP7 spoilers! After Harry Potter’s battle, Draco has lost his own, before it even started. The HP series might be Dramione after all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 10 day Bet reviews
Hermione is scheming on Blaise to indulge a dare. Draco is scheming on Hermione to win a bet. And someone is banking on them to hook up. All in 10 days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Say Grace Before Meals reviews
Pansy got Ron cornered. It was Weasely's worst nightmare. Or maybe not. Oneshot. Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Stupid Krum reviews
Has it ever occurred to you that Draco might have asked Hermione to the Yule Ball during their fourth year? A ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bogus! reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Birthday Present reviews
Take a peek at what Blaise got Draco for his birthday...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Morning, Hermione reviews
A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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