LeMistressV
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Joined 08-29-01, id: 104618, Profile Updated: 03-26-10
Author has written 14 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Final Fantasy VIII, X/1999, Song of the Lioness, Anime X-overs, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Soul Calibur.

UPDATE 3/27/10 I told you guys I wasn't dead. I just ended up losing all my rough notes for my fics...

Wow, you've made it to my personal Bio page. Congrats. Well, I'm one of those Fanfiction writers that have a tendency to procastinate a lot and so I end up not updating my fics for a really really REALLY long time, if you take my meaning. Haha, yeah...sorry 'bout that.

Yeah, I know, I'm horrible. It takes me forever to finish fics, I'm really sorry! My friends so lovingly diagnosed me with some ridiculous disorder that prevents me from ever finishign my fics. Unfortuantely, I haven't gotten around to proving them wrong. Those bastards. But anyway, I really do hope you're enjoying my fics, and just to let you know, I'm not dead, so if you don't see me updating my fics in a span of 3 years, it's because I have no idea how to end it. ayyye...

I may not be the meanest
I may not be cruel at all
But mess with me and piss me off
You'll see a different side
Flame me
Insult me
Do whatever damage you may
But when I say I'll get you back
Your fate is sealed away
~LeMistressV

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101 Ways to Fake a Marriage by Wild Blueberries reviews
AU When Quistis Trepe woke up from night at the bar, she expected a hangover not to wake up unexpectedly married to a famous author. Now they’ve got to fake 50 days of marriage until they get the divorce papers. Quall.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,943 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Squall L., Quistis T. - Complete
The Samurai Wives by spero spiro reviews
Kaoru, the young daughter of the new emperor, has been raised in the Tokeiji for security. The result of her upbringing is a severe distrust of men, which complicates her life when she must be returned by a certain assassin from the Ishin Shishi. AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Count of Monte Cephiro by sakuramae reviews
Um...the title kind of explains where I'm getting this from...just read, if you like. Beware, you're in for a scare! lol R&R PLEEZE!
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 8/28/2001 - Complete
Anime in Wonderland by Pinos Unite reviews
Chapter 2 up! What happens when you mix different anime and game characters into the same worlds? COMPLETE HAVOC! And...COMPLETE HUMOR! PLEASE READ!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Complete
No More Board Games! by sakuramae reviews
What happens when the Gundam Wing pilots decide to play Jumanji? Read and find out! R&R pleeze!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2001 - Complete
Squall's Driving Test by Selphie Duckie reviews
Like the title says! Hope u enjoy it! Please R/R!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2000
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Filth in the Beauty reviews
AU Enter Tifa Lockhart & Cloud Strife, deadly assassins for 2 rival factions. When a war breaks loose and betrayal on both sides surface, will these two enemies set aside their differences in order to stop a madman bent on killing them all? Reviews pls!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Shadow's Kiss reviews
Reija's a Vampire, awakened the night of her parents' murder. Now 16, she is a fullfledged Kage & must seal the Shadows before Earth is consumed by its Fate. But how's she to stop Fate when she cannot resist the taste of a Shadow's Kiss? mature content
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/15/2005
Nephilim reviews
What is the Promised Land? A paradise, perhaps? But under new management, paradise is a dream. When a cataclysmic war surfaces, all Hell breaks loose. Now, 7 Chosen Ones must join forces to stop the madness. But there is a problem. Who is the 7th? Cloti
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/27/2004
Soul Rhapsody reviews
AU Nightmare has returned & he seeks the shards of Soul Calibur to exact his revenge. Now Seong Mina, with the help of Seigfried, must stop Nightmare before it is too late. Can she trust him or will he betray her? What happens when she falls for him?
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,994 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007
Crossing Paths with a Sorcerer reviews
Okay, revision completed and FINALLY updated! Thom's the wouldbeknight, not Alanna. It's HIS story, far different than ever before. And it's not one of those Alannagoestotheconvent stuff.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Tortall
An Aeris Story reviews
Chapter 5 finally up! Final Fantasy VII in Aeris's POV. Bleh, the summary sounds so crappy. Please RnR.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Aerith G.
In the Dark of the Night reviews
In an alternate universe, Quistis Trepe is the daughter of a rich and mighty king. Inheriting her mother's powers, she has now become a great threat to the kingdom. But who will save her? Squall, Seifer, or Irvine? Find out.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,739 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 2/26/2002
Numb reviews
Fujin appears to be cold and uncaring to everyone around her. But no one knows her painful secret. A secret only she knows of. Yet what will happen when Seifer discovers it? SeiFu.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 3/15/2002
Pilots Don't Dance reviews
A Parody of Cats Don't Dance, Duo's become the main lead for the show Maya's set up. But the trouble is, what's going to happen to the show? With chaos ensuing and creepy crew members, this is one show no one will EVER forget!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003
Lantis: A Parody of Aladdin reviews
Finally UPDATED!!! It's Disney's Aladdin, Rayearth style! With the help of his sidekick, Mokona, Lantis must now find a way to get out of poverty and to win Hikaru's heart before Eagle does.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
The Story of Mulan: X Style reviews
UPDATED! Oh no! Another crazy fic by me! Well basically, it's Mulan done with the X characters, with Arashi as the lead. R&R!!!!
X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
The Music of the Night reviews
CHAPTER 3 UP! Based on the Broadway show Phantom of the Opera...Cloud is a tortured soul, neglected and unwanted in the world, who seeks for someone to love him. But when he falls for the lovely Tifa, will she return his love?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002
Final Fantasy VIII CLUE: Who Killed Rinoa reviews
CHAPTER 4 UP!!! Squall, Quistis, Selphie, Zell, Irvine, Seifer, & Xu are trapped inside Edea's haunted manor with Rinoa's murderer. Who is it? And how will they ever survive?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2002 - Published: 2/25/2002
Because You Loved Me reviews
A couple of years pass after the big battle. Tifa finally decides to leave Cloud and move on. But what does Cloud have to say about it? Please don't flame me! Anyway, i don't own ff7 or any of the characters, nor do I own Celine Dion's song.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/4/2001 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete