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Joined 05-15-06, id: 1046675, Profile Updated: 08-21-08
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

August 21, 2008

Hey to all my readers! I apologise for the long absence... been held captive at a Girl Scout camp all summer with little time to think, much less write. But I am now home (excuse me... YAY!! WAAHOOO! happy dance SMEAGOL'S FREE!! ) ahem... as I was saying, I am now home for a few weeks before college starts, and Chapter 4 of Just A Lifetime Too Late is under construction!

~Fili

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I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Boromir's Journey Home Amon Hen to Minas Tirith by majorbee reviews
Badly wounded at Amon Hen Boromir travels with Gimli by boat to Osgiliath. Here he is reunited first with Sam, then with Faramir. Finally, home at last, he faces further attempts on his life by those who never intended he should return from his mission to
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,003 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
A Lesson on Hobbits by Budgielover reviews
Lesson V. Even the self-proclaimed authority on hobbits in Middle-earth gets a lesson one evening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Lost love by Ellynn reviews
In the last moments of his life, facing death in battle, an elf from Doriath remembers the love of his life–Nienor. 2007 MEFA Nominee.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
The Very Strange Tale of Taurion by Illwynd reviews
A soldier tells his strange tale to Boromir and Faramir, a tale in which things aren't always as they seem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Revenge of the Hobbits by Dark Windsong reviews
CH9 FINALLY UP! ::FAINT:: A simple rainy day in Rivendell escalades into an all out prank war... The pranksters... our favourite two hobbits Merry and Pippin and those infamous elven twins, and the victims... All of Imladris!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Boromir, Thou Shall Live by pmochizuki reviews
A different choice is made, and Boromir does not die. How will his being alive affect the future of Middle Earth? Mostly drama and action, though a bit of romance is entangled in the plot. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 286,373 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
Maedhros' End by Ceana reviews
We were all told it ended in a fiery chasm. Maedhros' end was actually quite different. Sometimes living can be the worst punishment of all. COMPLETED. MPA 2006 Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,446 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete
Two's a Crowd by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
The book and movie versions of Faramir unexpectedly meet in a tavern. Will they ever be able to see eye to eye?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Faramir, Gandalf - Complete
The Consequences of Following a Talking Ferret by I heart pie reviews
A parody of the first Matrix film. Chapter 14 is up! Thus ends the sad tale of the Aflac duck. And Mouse. OOC! IT'S HUMOR! PG-13 for language and stuff.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,338 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Mary Mordor Sue by Meg Thornton reviews
A girl from Modern Earth travels to Middle Earth and winds up... well, you figure it out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002
The Taming of Shadowfax by October reviews
"Never before had any man mounted him, but I took him and I tamed him and so speedily he bore me..." Sounds a little too easy, doesn't it? How did Gandalf really tame Shadowfax? ^_^;
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2002
Instant Winner! by Robyn the Perpetually 15 reviews
Just a little random silliness I thought up in the middle of the night.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Complete
The Standard-Bearer by Elwen Aiwelinde reviews
This is a song from Rohan, about honor and long-abiding duty. And all that stuff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2001
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Parting reviews
You are the Heir, I'm just the second-born! I wish I could go in your stead.' Faramir wishes he had been the one chosen... oneshot/drabbley sort of story.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Just A Lifetime Too Late reviews
One could call the lord Denethor a lot of things, but NEVER irrational...' One of the Tower Guard watches helplessly as Denethor descends into darkness... Slightly AU, NOT slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Denethor
A Vicious Dosing Cup reviews
The order to evacuate the civilians from Minas Tirith has left Iniron, a young Tower Guardsman, despairing and afraid. But mum always knows what to say!Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Denethor - Complete
Denethor's Busy Day reviews
A random day in the life of Denethor, Steward of Gondor. In between history altering events such as international trade meetings, Denethor is bored. What will he do? Read to find out! oneshot, no slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Denethor - Complete
Parody Drabbles reviews
Just a collection of random hopefully funny drabbles I haven't been able to make into a story. They're not in order. You've been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
I Can Never Go Home reviews
Character's POV. Based on a couple of paragraphs in the Silmarillion telling how the orcs were once Elves. Oneshot. Tell me what you think!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
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