Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Yu Yu Hakusho, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, and Avengers.
Ooh look! A new profile! Not that there's really any cause to do so, as I don't really write fanfiction anymore. Of course that could always change, hence the profile update.
I do, however, still review the odd fic, though recently most of those are not under my login because I'm lazy. If the Killjoy Extraordinaire brought you here...um...you've definitely got the wrong person. I've a happy, sunny personality as can be seen from my avatar. See? He's SMILING.
If the TFT3K brought you here...yes. I am THAT Alcoremortis. I also occasionally work with supposedly the most hated person on these boards (not really), Automated TT Submission. In any case, my forte is MSTs and I do love reading and writing them, as well as parody fics. Provided they're well done, of course.
Lastly, as a small, poorly drawn (probably in crayon) roadmap to how these fics are written, the Pirates of the Caribbean fics are the oldest and were written with Zythera Komoto as troll fics. They are therefore absolutely awful. Read if you don't value your sanity. The other fics are were written solely by yours truly, Alcoremortis, and therefore slightly less weird.
This is an archived bit of my old profile, purely because I don't have the heart to delete it. Now with annotations!
Hobbies (apparently I had these hobbies when I set up this account seven or so years ago):
1. Putting down others. (...somewhat true)
2. Craunching marmosets. (I don't even know what this means anymore, but it sounds fun.)
3. Creating terrible stories. (True.)
4. Creating languages that don't make sense. (Also, true)
5. Stabbing people with swords. (Somewhat less than before, but still true)
6. Making up kungfu names. (I was the Screeching Watermelon. FEAR THE POWER OF MY VOICE!)
7.Discovering the cure to solumum. (...I don't even.)
Well, that's all for now folks!
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