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Call me Cam.

"Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."
~Henry David Thoreau

A WORD OF WARNING TO THE READERS

I don't have the best uh, perception of time and I'm not a very... let's say disciplined person when it comes to sitting down and doing what I'm supposed to. You should see me try to pound out an essay at the last minute. hah! Gosh, I kill myself when that happens, it's a train wreck. Honestly! Anyways, I'll put it like this, I procrastinate, I dawdle in dialogue ( because I'm kinda, really bad at it ), I sleep ( maybe more than I should ) and more than that, I edit, edit, edit! Then I edit some more, then I edit it again to be sure and then I finally, finally send it to my beta, and when I get it back I go back though that cycle nearly 16 times (okay that's probably an exaggeration but really, thank gawd for her miles and miles of patience and appeasing nature ). The bottom line is, you're gonna have to wait. I've got stuff all packed an' pretty just waiting to be opened and looked at, but they probably won't be... unless I'm drunk. But eventually they will be, by one means or another. And so if it involves more bottles or more shots of alcohol than I'll be able to remember or the nagging, perpetual battering, and verbal abuse of my beta they will be posted! Someway, somehow, someday, they will be posted. Got it? Cool beans. I just don't want you to be disappointed if, when I do finally post some things, the story isn't updated for a very long time. I probably won't be dead, just anally going over the next chapter, pouring over every single minute detail.

IN THE WORKS/PROBABLY FINISHED YET UNPUBLISHED DUE TO ANAL RETENTIVENESS:

(Chuck fandom)

Service Calls - Casey/Chuck, AU

Sunspots - Casey/Chuck

Backpedal - Casey/Chuck

The Slowdown - Casey/Chuck

Of Hotpants, Hats, and Cowboy Boots - Casey/Chuck

I Am: - Casey/Chuck

Magnetism - Casey/Chuck, not quite minor Cole/Chuck, minor Chuck/Sarah, minor Bryce/Chuck, minor mention of Chuck/Sandwich girl, minor mention Chuck/Jill

The Adventures of Cop Face & Schmuck the Office Guy - Casey/Chuck, AU

(Dexter fandom)

Mark These Words - No clue where this is going

A Cycle Continues - Gen.

(Eureka fandom)

Hitherto - Stark/Carter

Ludacrisis - Stark/Carter

Of Reason and Logic - Stark/Carter

Elevation - Stark/Carter

Cream of The Crop - Stark/Carter

(Firefly fandom)

The Periodic Table of Malcolm Reynolds - Jayne/Mal

Jayne Says - Jayne/Mal

Tit for Tat - Jayne/Mal

Guns, Gold, and Gorram Ruttin': life lessons from Jayne Cobb - Jayne/Mal

Sense - Jayne/Mal

Effeminate Wiles - Jayne/Simon

Sail - Jayne/Simon

(Full Metal Alchemist fandom)

The Many Likes & Dislikes of Jean Havoc and Roy Mustang - Havoc/Mustang

Heat Sink - Havoc/Mustang

(Harry Potter fandom)

Dear November - Remus Lupin/OFCOMC It'll take a little explaining to understand the pairing. Marauders Era

Untitled - Remus/Severus Marauders Era

Nosing a Book - Remus/Severus, minor Severus/Lily and Lucius/Severus Marauders Era

The Edge of the Moon - Remus/Severus Marauders Era to book five

(House fandom)

Socially Acceptable Is: - House/Wilson, House/Chase

Courtesy of Gregory House, M.D. - House/Wilson

(Merlin fandom)

Yes, those - Arthur/Merlin

On the Take - Arthur/Merlin

Sin and Virtue - Arthur/Merlin

(Sherlock Holmes fandom)

Strange Fellow Hath We Frame - Watson/Holmes

(Stargate Atlantis fandom)

Motivational Ethics - Sheppard/McKay, minor Mitchell/Mckay slight crossover with SG1

Gimmick - Sheppard/McKay

Playmate - Sheppard/McKay

Superheroes - Sheppard/Mckay

Big Mouth Strikes Again - Sheppard/McKay

Rubik Life - Sheppard/McKay

Insert Deity Here - Sheppard/Mckay

Aplomb Bomb - Sheppard/Mckay

Never Quite - Sheppard/Mckay

The Working Theory of John Sheppard, USAF - Sheppard/Mckay

(Star Trek: Enterprise fandom)

Sublimity - Archer/Reed

Worlds Away - Archer/Reed

Misanthropy Is: - Tucker/Reed

Panties Are Abunch - Tucker/Reed

I Pledge Allegiance - Tucker/Reed

In Honor - Archer/Tucker

Engineering a Relationship - Tucker/Reed

Battle Tactics - Tucker/Reed, Reed/Male, Tucker/Female

Intervention: - (Badly inspired by a Star Trek marathon with a friend who is even more weirdly obsessed with the reality t.v. series "Intervention" wherein people with addiction/self-destructive problems get interventions from family and friends. Anyways it was a Star Trek and Intervention marathon, this was spawned from it.)

Offsite Fic Recs


Still Lifeby TheTreacleTart (HP fandom SS/RL) Flat Broke & Straight by Ru_salki99 (Chuck fandom JC/CB)

ANCORA IMPARO.

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My Unexpected Bad Habit by kattykitty reviews
JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,972 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Blair by tell-them-stories reviews
Change one detail and an entire story, an entire world, is affected. Imagine this: on January 9th, 1960, Eileen Snape did not give birth to a boy. She had a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,609 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
Print by Tashilover reviews
Castiel learns that by touching the handprint on Dean's arm, it can restore his Grace. Dean, however, is hesistant. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Art of Kissing John Casey by Lassroyale reviews
Chuck and Casey have a new mission: Infiltrate a cruise ship and make contact with a C.I.A. asset who has information regarding Fulcrum and the Intersect - as a couple. Chuck has one week to learn how to sell his cover as Casey's boyfriend.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
Paper Faces on Parade by Cardio Necrosis reviews
As House and Wilson try to balance their strained friendship and life with their girlfriends, House treats a neo-Nazi he can't trust.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,919 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Maidservant Merlin Verse by Lassroyale reviews
Herein chronicles the misadventures of Prince Arthur and his new maidservant, Merlin girl!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Merlin, Arthur] Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere
Bruises by gategirl7 reviews
Casey can't seem to settle down after Bennett and decides to visit Chuck. Little bit of h/c for both.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Target Practice by ScottyFTW reviews
Casey didn't expect Ellie to see him take a bullet to protect Chuck, nor did he expect her to see him beat the living hell out of the gunman. He certainly didn't expect her to assume he was in love with her brother. Damn Bartowskis. Implied Chuck/Casey.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Sola Fida by Iaragon reviews
Devotion is something that comes with time. Ivy will do anything to make him see himself as a man, even as she herself grows into a monster. RemusOC. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,824 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
A New Divide by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When Wilson inadvertantly wishes he and House had never become friends, he finds himself thrust into a world where that is true.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,011 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
His Best Friend's Closet by plancknodelta reviews
Written for Wilson Fest at LJ for the prompt: Wilson happens upon a porn tape starring college!House. EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17 - don't like, don't read.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Quiet Desperation by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Wilson definitely hasn’t thought that it could’ve been Cuddy and Lucas sitting in front of the fireplace with mugs of chocolate, drinking it and just sitting in silence, because he doesn’t have those thoughts--except that he does.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Angelface by Anticipating Boxes reviews
Now that they have his fingerprints, the FBI have begun to piece together a mostly fictional account of what must have happened. AU, slash and serial killers. Kidnapping. Brainwashing.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Lounge by walked-into-the-sky reviews
A Harry Potter spin off of the Office, taking place mostly in the Hogwarts Teacher's Lounge. Focuses on the relationships between the teachers. Slightly AU, Snupin slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
Rival Hearts by Kosaka reviews
Seamus Finnigan and Viktor Krum have one thing, and one thing only, in common: Quidditch. So when Viktor accepts a job at Hogwarts coaching the Slytherin team for a season, Seamus is pretty sure the Bulgarian is an enemy for life. Or is he? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Viktor K., Seamus F. - Complete
Wild Power by Flamedancer33 reviews
“There is still power in this world, John,” she said softly. “And there are still people who know how to use it.” AU, eventual McShep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,634 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - John S., Rodney M.
Strange & Beautiful by Demitria Miriam reviews
Demons, while fearsome, eternal creatures, have one fatal flaw that many do not know of. They cannot feel. One demon has now done the unthinkable among his kind in order to give his only son a chance to rectify that. Sessho x Inu fic. Shounen-ai.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
I Remember, Don't You? by Wolf Of Legends reviews
After a near death experience and it's following circumstances, Wilson goes to John Hopkins University as a last ditch effort for Med school. There he meets a character like he's never known. Stretches from Med school to beyond Season 4. Slash h/w
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,719 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Heart of the Entite by Flamedancer33 reviews
Beings of magick, of power and grace. All Vaan can do is watch from a distance and wish for what may yet come to be. VaanxBalthier
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Vaan, Balthier
Goggle Eyes by dorian dark reviews
What do Percy's famous horn-rimmed glasses say about him? And what does Oliver really think of them? Sometimes, glasses just get in the way...P/O, a bit of fluff, a bit of language, a bit of angst. And a whole lot of drunken dancing and cold coffee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Breaking Havoc by the.twisted.queen reviews
When Archer begins to abuse his power, a certain blonde lieutenant gets stuck under his fist. Will Havoc be able to endure the weight of Archer's "affection? Or will his waning resolve crumble? Noncon/Rape/Violence. ArcherHavoc, eventual RoyHavoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,348 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Jean H., Roy M.
Confessions by thatreevesgirl reviews
After an embarrassing confession, Tenzou struggles to keep his feelings in check. He just can't help himself, he has a crush on his sempai. Kakashi x Tenzou
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Leap Home by slyprentice reviews
Dr. Rodney McKay never thought that leaving the Stargate Program for Project Quantum Leap would change his life, but it does, in more ways than one. Stargate Atlantis and Quantum Leap. Slash.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Rodney M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13573 - Favs: 7,873 - Follows: 6,535 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Don't Dream It's Over by MidnightBlue88 reviews
AndyBrian slash. When Andy comes home from college for winter break, Brian finds that a lot can change in 3 months. He has doubts about where they really stand, even as his own feelings grow beyond his control. [Sequel to 'When You Call My Name']
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,825 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006
When You Call My Name by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Oneshot, Brian’s POV. After detention, Brian and Andy lean on one another for support and relief from their stifling family situations. As the months go on, they find that their bond is deeper than they realized. AndyBrian friendship, eventual slash.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
A Mystery Unsolved by kajamiku reviews
Mystery after mystery Ichigo never can get to the bottom of it all. Rated high for a reason! Urahara x Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2006 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
Lycantherapy by Sea Priestess reviews
Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
ChChChanges by Lela Bonita reviews
Strange fascination. MR.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
Meddling and Melding by abraxis reviews
Complete. KS. What was really going on in “Requiem for Methuselah” and what happened afterward. First time story. AU since in my universe Gol never happens.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Surrender by CoriWhoWritesStuff reviews
Remus Lupin is paying far too much attention to Severus Snape. Slightly AU. One-shot. SSRL. In other words, the usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Conceivable Visions by damselthirteen reviews
A drunken one-night-stand leaves Snape pregnant with Lupin’s child. RLSS slash and m-preg. Chapter IV added 2004-11-12.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
Summer Camp by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
Alternate Universe Here. What might things have been like if Trip and Malcolm met -- not on Enterprise -- but at Summer Camp? 'R' for language and graphic violence. COMPLETE
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,328 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Therapy by Lady Feylene reviews
Albus decides that Severus needs to see a therapist. Too bad she's a total nutcase...(mild slash, OotP spoilers)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
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