Der Drache Dame
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Joined 05-16-06, id: 1047460
Author has written 4 stories for Edgar Allan Poe, Phantom of the Opera, and X-Files.

...Oh! Hi.

...Um, yeah. Hi. How's y'all doin' today?

Stuffs I like: Movies (action/adventure, sci-fi (mostly Steven Spielburg George Lucas stuffs), comedy), video games (Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.), books (just about any kind, other than romance novels, Stephen King being high up on my list of to-reads), writing (see 'books'), role-playing (a multitude of different styles, mainly fantasy fiction, 'cause that stuff is AWESOME), and being a computer nerd. Yeah, I'm weird.

Stuffs I don't like: Romance novels (duh), thriller movies/suspense movies (EEEEK!), stale jokes, rabid dogs, and stalker ex-boyfriends (not that I have one; my cousin does). Oh, and people that go against the laws of nature (coughhomocough).

Current writing project: I'm writing a phanfic for the loverly Lenore Parker! Yay!!

Random Me Quotes:

"I swear, I didn't do it! ...Whatever it is you're going to accuse me of, that is."

"No alcohol for Bobby. Period." (Really... REALLY long story.)

"Would you like some fries with that shake?"

"SeetherewasthisonetimewhenIswallowedsomedirtboywasitbadandthenIgotsandburrsinmyfeetboydidthathurtandthensomeonestuckmewithaPIN!"

(Yes, I was hyper.)

"Mine, mine... oh, that's mine too!"

"Usually, the wittiness just pops into my lap like a fat baby. Otherwise, there's always that two for one special at the supermarket..."

"This is Jack Sparrow, and I just want to know, WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE! (Falls over)" (I had one of those funky Jack Sparrow dolls in my possession... O, the Madness!)

"When life hits you with a baseball bat... cry like a baby for your momma!"

"You see, it's times like this I like to pretend I don't live here."

"I may have no life, but you obviously have no common sense."

"There is what is called the High School Food Chain. There's, at the bottom, the nerds, who feed off of their textbooks. There's the goths and social rejects, who terrorize the nerds. Then - there are the jocks and cheerleaders. The top, the dominants, the Alphas and Betas and Deltas and all that other Greek number crap I can't remember."

"I love people who try to intimidate me over the net. It tells me that they're just a mindless idiot with no sense of what's insulting."

"I don't have a problem with the ball. The ball has a problem with my head."

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Whispered Word, Lenore by Lenore Parker reviews
Lenore Parker buys the Opera Populaire to reopen it as an Opera House, and inherits all the problems that go with it. Including the Opera Ghost. Tempers flare, passion suffocates, and much more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 311,925 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Erik
Never Trust Two Hedgehogs in a Kitchen by Krissey-da-Cougar reviews
Poor Knuckles is sick, and calls Sonic for help. Only then does he realize his mistake, and he quickly calls Shadow. Little does he know that when together, well...let's just say it would be better to just have Sonic to watch him.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
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Fickle Dreams, Heavy Nightmares reviews
A girl, her friend, and her family move into the giant Opera Populaire with plans of turning it into a liveable abode... but what no one counted on was the Phantom of the Opera. PREQUEL TO The Whispered Word, Lenore!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007
Adoption Is Not For Everyone reviews
One day, driving home from a long case, Mulder picks up a stray kitten. He figures, just one night... what could possibly go wrong?
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - F. Mulder - Complete
Erik's Christmas Misadventure reviews
Title says it all! A little humorous parody of A Christmas Carol. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
The Raven reviews
A young woman taking a walk on the docks has a chance encounter with a wellknown Raven. Oneshot ficlet, something that wanted to come out. Not my fault.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete