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Joined 05-16-06, id: 1047522, Profile Updated: 07-07-08
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, Phantom of the Opera, and David Eddings.

Welcome to my poor, abandoned and newly updated profile.

Name: Just call me something. (Anonymous person: hey! Something! Me: eh?)

Yeah, okay... I'm fresh out of inspiration. Don't expect any updates soon. ;)

Enjoy my Quotes section which I cut down considerably... and check out my youtube page. if you're bored...

Quotes

"Drink your damn tea and shut up," (Lewis, my u.s. history teacher)

"We will dedicate ourselves to the cheese with happiness," (Miss Renata, Across the River and Into the Trees by Ernest Hemingway) Probably the best Hemingway quote I've seen to date... it sounds really funny out of context...

" Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men-- the other 999 follow women." (Groucho Marx)

"Without writing, I'd probably be a drug addict,"
-FWA-- Fiction Writer's Anonymous

"You don't need a rectal thermometer to know where the assholes are," (Anon. SDS member at University of Wisconsin)

"Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom"
(The Hollow Men, T.S Elliot)

"That's not true. Because if God doesn't exist we are the creatures of highest consciousness in the universe. We alone understand the passage of time and the value of every minute of human life. And what constitutes evil, real evil, is the taking of a single human life. Whether a man would have died tomorrow or the day after or eventually... it doesn't matter. Because if God does not exist, this life... every second of it... is all we have."
-Louis in 'Interview with the Vampire' by Anne Rice


I suppose, considering this is a writing website, favorite books and authors are appropriate, so feast your eyes upon my updated 'favorite books and authors section'!

Favorite Books and Authors:

LOTR, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, The Bartimeaus Trilogy, The Road, The Leap, Interview with the Vampire, Slaughterhouse Five, Lady Chatterley's Lover, The Stranger

Favorite Authors: T.S Elliot, Jonathan Stroud, Philip Pullman, Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Albert Camus

Well there ya go... But sorry, don't expect any fanfic updates anytime soon... maybe when my fanfic inspiration returns...

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A Lesson in Patience by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Devotion by dark-hearted rose reviews
Sequel to 'Desire'. A ghost, a ballerina, a viscount, and a rising star...their threads of life entwined, with but one commonality: Opera. But the Opera is gone, and as life continues, four people struggle to live with the choices they made. EM, RC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Meg Giry, Erik
Wait by de yaten reviews
Mrs. Lovett had never been one to brood. But one night, weeks after the death of her husband, she found herself slipping into the role of poor grieving widow. The moment was so insignificant that she had forgotten about it, until the time that Mr. T...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Green by Saran VD reviews
Combination bookmusical. This is the story of Liir's daughter, who I named Fae. It gets a little crazy, just a warning. Not much else to say...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006
Ouroboros by Lettered reviews
Lots of people think the epilogue is fluff. I think it's CREEPY. This fic is the reason why. Contains spoilers, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Complete User’s Guide And Manual For Willy Wonka by sparrowed reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Tell Me by Random-Battlecry reviews
He's alone in a boat with a lightless lantern, and he doesn't know where he's going. It may be her time, but she wasn't keeping track. One shot, post AWE. Norrington, Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Silent Witness by Lifeguard reviews
She is the only witness to a brutal crime, but she can't tell the team what she saw. Can one CSI help her? COMPLETE!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006
Little Secrets, Big Surprises by remoob1513 reviews
Greg has a secret. But only two people know what that secret is Gil Grissom and Jim Brass. What happens when Greg gets hurt? How is the secret revealed? Gregcentric with Sandle and a little Grillows. final chap up
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
A Most Unusual Case of the Hiccups by dark-hearted rose reviews
Oneshot. In which the authoress has a strangely contagious case of the hiccups...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Envisions by Emmithar reviews
In an unforeseen incident Greg is left believing that he is dead. How then, could he explain where he was now, and why nothing was same as before?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,367 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Nobody Messes With Mr Muffin by darkmagic-luvr reviews
CatNip. Nick talks in his sleep...what about muffins?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Catherine W., Nick S. - Complete
Captain Willy Sparrow or Mr Jack Wonka? by pebbles1234 reviews
What would happen if our favorite captain switched bodies with our favorite chocolatier? Utter chaos.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
So Much For Vacation by Lizzy Sidle reviews
Catherine, Greg, Sara, and Ecklie are sent to an international forensics seminar in Australia. When their plane crashes in the middle of nowhere, it appears they and two small children are the only survivors. Or are they? Completed November 1, 2005.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,608 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
The Art Of War by Kristen999 reviews
A formidable foe seeks victory when he controls all aspects of power.  Warrick and Nick become reluctant soldiers in a battle where their adversary knows their every move. Ch 22 up. Complete
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,645 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Nick S., Warrick B. - Complete
Bohemian Day Care by All-Knowing-Oracle reviews
Set during RENT.The Bohemians find themselves having to look after Mark's 5 nieces and nephews for a whole weekend...can they handle it?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
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Sweet Triumph reviews
Grissom and the miniature killer are caught in a deadly struggle. Who will win? And what happens when the miniature killer chooses 'its' final victim? Will it break the team? Major spoilers for season 7, some GSR, some Sandle...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,433 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Greg S., Gil G. - Complete
Trusting Lies reviews
Garion and co. get delayed in the search for his son, and what starts as an innocent plot quickly turns out to be something not as harmless as they thought... Main characters: Silk, Liselle... set sometime in the Malloreon
David Eddings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
I know reviews
“Well,” he said. “If this is goodbye, I guess we—” WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fingers Still Red With the Prick of an Old Rose reviews
Still haunted by memories, Erik makes the painful realization that he must move on... oneshot, MegErik, EC pairings... based on the ALW 2004 movie
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
If Only reviews
Catherine angst inspired by Law of Gravity... oneshot
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Catherine W. - Complete
You Can't Love a Ghost reviews
Some things hurt too much, sometimes its hard to let go... Erik has to make a big decision... oneshot, my first try at at Phanfic
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Beautiful Life reviews
Serial Killers are not all that they seem, and what happens when they get too close for comfort?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,929 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Nick S., Catherine W. - Complete
Percy's Return reviews
Percy's going home, but can he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Percy W. - Complete