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Joined 05-16-06, id: 1047729, Profile Updated: 11-25-10
Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Doctor Who, RENT, and Sanctuary.

Just a girl who loves to write! Of course, when in an inspiration drought I adore reviewing all you other amazing authors.

My favorite shows to write for are (in no particular order) Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Stargate Atlantis, Rent, The Avengers, Sanctuary, Battlestar Galactica, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist...and that's about it for now!

Next topic of interest: I may as well add my list of ships (these are romantic relationships, mind you, not the ones that float in the ocean!)

SG1: Sam/Jack Daneil/Janet Cam/Vala Daniel/Vala SGA: McKay/Weir Avengers: Peel/Steed Galactica: Starbuck/Lee Roslin/Will Adama Baltar/Six Doctor Who: Rose/Ninth Doctor Donna/Tenth Doctor Star Trek: Beverly/Picard Kirk/McCoy (ST2009) James Bond: (yes, I know this is probably THE oddest pairing of the bunch) Moneypenny/Bond Twilight: Carlisle/Esme Jasper/Alice Harry Potter Minerva/Albus Luna/Neville Indiana Jones: Jones/Marion NCIS: Abby/Gibbs Tony/Ziva The Man from Uncle: Illya/Napoleon Three's Company: Janet/Jack DN Angel: Satoshi/Daisuke Daisuke/Dark FMA: Roy/Riza Envy/Greed Sanctuary: Helen/Nikola (Teslen!) Sherlock Holmes: Holmes/Watson

Lastly...reviews are ever so much appreciated! Thanks to everyone who's reviewed me once upon a time. :D

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Doctor Who in Nine Easy Steps by firekid44 reviews
Summeries of all the Doctor Who episodes. With humour.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 6/2/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Everyday Moments Of Perfection by HarlequinRaven reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots; all about our favourite seer and empath, Jasper and Alice. The unseen moments of their lives; the highs, the lows, and every part in-between. Includes; missing moments from books, family moments and AU/AH specials.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 66,302 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Your Words Are Gelignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Game in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
And the third of the cracky written fun Sherlock episodes. Check my profile for the other two.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strange Magicks by Lillibetm3 reviews
The moment the Doctor and Rose admit their true feelings is when fate conspires against them, forcing the Doctor to put his trust in others, believe in strange magicks and be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice - or risk losing Rose, forever. 50/50
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 122,874 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/25/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Anthea and the Faceless World by Catslynw reviews
One shot. Origin story. How Anthea became Anthea… or Not Anthea, as some people call her. What's really hiding in the mind behind that Blackberry?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Five Things They Thought He'd Do After Four Years by Casteline reviews
And One Thing He Did - What everyone expected to happen when the anklet came off. Neal/Peter pre-slash, or just friendship.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Missing You by McGonagall's Bola reviews
What the surviving McGonagall's thoughts urged her to do after the Battle of Hogwarts. She just wanted to know. -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
SpellDrops by Violet Garnets reviews
A series of 100-word drabbles, centering around various aspects of Daisuke, the Phantom Thief of Azumano and their relationship with others as well as each other. DarkDai. COMPLETE. Read&Vote for the one you want to be extended!
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Her Lucky Charm by Miss Pookamonga reviews
While in Ireland on a dangerous search to find a rare abnormal, Helen realizes just how lucky she is to have Nikola around. Written for the March Teslen Monthly Fic Challenge.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
The Focus Group Made Me Do It by Lear's Daughter reviews
“I’ve spoken with a focus group, and they think that you and I belong together.”
30 Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Liz L., Jack D. - Complete
The Note by D.K. Rhoswen reviews
Helen kept that note and its keeping Nikola on her mind.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Thoughts, Plots and Misuse of a Taperecorder by ellymelly reviews
Two - maybe three part story that could best be described as useless um - suggestive? fun. Nubbins are to blame.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Helen M., Nikola T.
Far Away by L. C. Darius reviews
Sequel to I Told You So. Picard's POV, reflecting on the state of affairs between Beverly and himself and responding to her decision. As always, feedback welcome!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Let It Snow by merduff reviews
House and Wilson on a snowy midwinter day.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Thoughts of a Crazed Archaeologist's Daughter by FieryBrunette reviews
Marion Ravenwood has a lot of things on her mind. With her tendency to break everything, her ever-aging father,and his new, cocky, oh-so-irksome and kind of cute pupil Indiana Jones, she's bound to lose it, right? Prequel to Raiders, from Marion's POV.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 81,534 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy by time-converges reviews
Donna and the Doctor celebrate Christmas. Donna/Doctor romance eventually.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Face of Donna by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Donna assures the Doctor that she has womanly wiles.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/9/2008 - [Donna N., 10th Doctor] - Complete
Up on the Roof by time-converges reviews
The Doctor takes Donna to a familiar place. 100 word drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/7/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Life Worth Saving by OnTheTardis reviews
The Doctor cannot bear with what he did to Donna in Journey's End, so he tries to think of a way to save her. Doctor/Donna Spoilers for Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Your Majesty My Love by Rocks-my-socks reviews
Anna and the King Anna takes her leave of the King. One shot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Happy Sweetheart's Day by Koragg reviews
DG has a gift to give Ambrose but where is he?
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Glitch, DG - Complete
Brotherly Love by CaitlinNeko reviews
A collection of Elricest drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,716 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
End of Year by Bil reviews
Minerva's contribution to guarding the Philosopher's Stone wasn't the chess set, but she felt it was sweet of the students to think so. Set at the end of PS. MM, AD. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Joined Through a Mind by laced-with-fire reviews
Nightmares, weapons and the girl he left behind. Bad summary I know. References to DoctorOC, RoseDoctor and JackOC My first Fanfic, reviews and constructive criticism appreciated NO FLAMING.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Due Process by Ellex reviews
Flashback and missing scene from TV episode 1.10 What About Bob? Harry's trial and punishment for killing his uncle.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
In Your Head by Captain Peregrine reviews
During Duet, what would happen if it had been a little...different?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
The Real Rule Number One by imaginary iby reviews
A rule is clarified. Ziva learns how one must treat Abby at NCIS. It's AbbyGibbs, but it can be read as a friendship piece if you want. AbbyTony, purely as friends.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Tickling Torture of Thoughts by Worlds Away reviews
Do Rose and the Doctor think too much? Will staying up late thinking of each other ever stop? Since when can a Time Lord be Ticklish? 9Rose AU you'll see.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Hypothesis Inversion by fififolle reviews
INTRUDER spoilers… Elizabeth needed a friend. What she ended up with isn’t resolved for almost a year. Absurd, angsty, shippy McWeir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Gravity by cenowar reviews
What started with chips ended in tears. But from the ashes, something else was born... A short little story between Nine and Rose, to bring back the essence of what the two of them used to be. [COMPLETE]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Those Darn Alien Spores by Porthos1013 reviews
Alien spores made them do it...or did they? A bit of funny fluffy BeckettCadman, McWeir, Sheyla, RononSurprise, and ZelenkaSurprise…the poor man. Now with more Lorne!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Mind games by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
D9, Jack, and Rose are enlisted to track down a being with strong telepathic powers so solve a murder.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
Confession by Pretend.Existence reviews
Al looked deeply into his Ed's captivating golden eyes silently thanking the fact that Ed was, well, vertically challenged, making it easier to tackle him. [ELRICEST fluff, oneshot] :P
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Dinner and Dancing by cenowar reviews
The Doctor does Dinner and Dancing. Or so he thinks. Taking a bored Rose back to early twentieth century France, he tries to show her that he's not all about the monsters. But, nothing is ever as simple as it seems... [summary inside][COMPLETE]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,183 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Angel found in the Ice by OrlithNightfire reviews
Bday fic for Ads. unbeted so the mistakes are mine. The Doctor loses Rose, same old story....but when she dies it lets something inside him break that may never be healed.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
My Personal Moon by Kiyoshi Kitana reviews
Fluffy moviebased Elricest from Alphonse's pointofview. Has spoilers for the movie and is, I repeat, Elricest. Reviews are happily accepted.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Shameless by Chaimera reviews
9th Doctor. Well, their trapped by aliens that want to kill them. Nothing unusual really.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2005 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In The Grey Twilight by Heidi Gamgee reviews
After the Quest, Frodo struggles with his unrequited love for Sam. *slash* F/S and M/P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,899 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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Not just yet reviews
A scene that might and should! have happened in "Animus" that deals with Helen's thoughts on her relationship with Nikola. Takes place after the bedroom scene. Teslen ahoy! Helen/Nikola Magnus/Tesla
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Sixty Five Cups of Coffee reviews
Looking at a scorch mark on the kitchen table, Mark remembers how it got there. Features a flashback starring Collins at his best, Roger at his craziest, and Mark at his...well, Markiest. Rated T for language and subject matter. NOT SLASH.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Inevitable Hints reviews
Spoilers for This Mortal Coil. Hypothetical future and lots of McWeir!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M.
A Simple Gesture reviews
Some missing scenes from McKay & Mrs. Miller. Warning spoilers! McWeir pairing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Dark Mirror reviews
Dr. Weir fears an alien entity has invaded Atlantis, yet scans show all's well. Suddenly, Elizabeth's vivid nightmares become a reality and her health fails her. Can SGA1 save Elizabeth before she destroys them all? McWeir pairing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M.
I would hold you reviews
The Doctor's response to a difficult question. Based on idea Rose dies at end of Season two. Either 9Rose or TenRose because they're the same time lord in the end. :
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Photoshoot reviews
A little comedy fic on what the characters think of the season three promo shots for Atlantis. To be fair, I confess it has very, very slight McWeir but to those not in favor of that pairing, it CAN be overlooked it's at the end anyway. So read it anywa
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
The Transporter reviews
Elizabeth and Rodney are forced to confront their emotions in the midst of an invasion...or is it? Please review! Forgot disclaimer on first page so here it is: I don't own these characters. But I'll buy them from someone!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Hooded in shadow reviews
A poem about the Doctor from Rose's POV. Shippy and a bit sad , but with a happy ending. Further summary inside. Spoilers for TPOTW. Disclaimer: I don't own Rose, etc.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Alone in the shadows reviews
A quick poem about the Ninth Doctor's thoughts post regeneration as he realizes Gallifrey has been destroyed. Just to clarify: the regeneration is from eighth doctor to the ninth
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Live Forever reviews
A songfic about the Ninth Doctor and Rose post POTW. Includes Rose's POV, a possible future, and a fixer for us 9Rose shippers without DT bashing or rewritting canon. I think you'll like it if you try it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Act of desperation reviews
Shepard loses an item of vital importance...how will this affect the lives of Teyla, Elizabeth, and Rodney?Pairings: TeylaJohn and McWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete