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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Star Wars.
Nicknames: Alex, panda (don't ask I won't tell you), been called Alexspendex on a few occasions
Country: Australia (best country in the world, woohoo)
Age: 21 now
Sex: Male, of course
Education: Primary School, Completed Secondary School successfully,
Likes: good well written stories, computer games (particularly RTS games), anime, my friends, Firefox the internet browser (FUCK Internet Explorer!:)), hot chicks
Fav. Animal: Go the Panda, show em who's boss! Ahem, moving on...
Dislikes: yaoi stories(no offense to those that do but i cannot stand them) [WHY EXACTLY DO GIRLS LIKE YAOI??]
massive harems (I'm OK with a harem being a three or foursome but that's still pushing it, also depends on who's in it),
poorly edited stories,
giant slabs of text( its soo hard to read, especially when people don't go to a new line when someones talking, you lose your place a lot of the time and you have to start from the start of the paragraph, frustrating much?)
Lemon content to an extent. I'm Ok with it most of the time but sometimes i just cant stand it
Favorite anime at the moment:
Naruto/Fem Kyuubi, Naruto/Ino, Naruto/Anko, Naruto/Fem Haku
Naruto, Kyuubi, Itachi
InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Sesshomeru
Ichigo, Rukia, Zaraki Kenpachi(insane in the membrane but he's still cool), Chad, Kisuke Urahara(Sandle Hat)
Least liked pairings:
All Yaoi on this site: sasuke naruto is incredibly disturbing as I'm sure all the straight people out there will agree. When i start a search half of what i find is Yaoi. any sane male would never write such stuff so to all you yaoi fangirls out there, please petition for your own separate section to contain all the yaoi on this site so the rest of us don't have to sift through what is yaoi and what isn't.
Naru/Hina (theres just WAY too much of this one on this site and a lot of them stink like shit. I mean she barely knows him and she loves him, he's completely ignorant on how she feels but he all of a sudden finds out and falls head over heels for her and they live happily ever after. That shit just does not happen. Plus in the Chuunin exams she says that she admires him but you all know that she takes it to the extreme. Besides all that she more or less stole his 'way of the ninja', i don't care who you are but that just aint cool)
Favorite Type of story:
Time travel fics are one of my favorites
Dark fics (sometimes, depending on the plot)
Stories where Naruto isn't an idiot(I mean come on, you'd think that he'd be at least a decent a ninja, he's had to deal with soo much shit, you'd think he's learn something that didn't make him suck so bad. If he was holding back and acting I'd understand but he isn't, which pisses me the fuck off!.)
Stories where Naruto is fairly powerful
Passages and lines from fics that send me into pearls of laughter:
“Wheeeee!” said Naruto happily as he took off and started jumping around. He landed in front of a tree and started to do handseals, a few of which were not recognized. When he finished he called out the name of the jutsu. “Ramen no jutsu!” a beam of light left his eyes and hit the tree. The tree poofed into smoke before turning into a giant bowl of ramen. Everyone was in a state of shock, awe and amazement. He just transformed a tree into a bowl or ramen. - Misadventures of the Mentally Insane by Son of the Morning
Naruto sent Kyuubi a mental image of Mighto Gai in a speedo - Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing
“DAMN YOU NARUTO!” The Pink haired pain rushed forward and slammed her hand threw Naruto’s gut. The blond didn't blink or move. The Girl looked down and her brain finally registered that her hand was threw Naruto… “AHHHH!!” And thus she fainted.- Laughing Fate, Bitching Karma by Tenshi no Benhime
"So, if I let this ramen stand that you like be put on our grounds, you'll place you and your team on permanent guard of my private sake stores and stop that dastardly sake thief whenever you aren't on a mission, Hinata?" - The Great Romantic. this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read but you have to read it to understand this line.
Naruto shuddered "I feel a disturbance in the force..."- Descending Heaven
Naruto sat on the ground cross legged as he held his chin. “Who are any of us in thissss great endless ramen bowl we call life?” said Naruto with his eyes closed as he nodded to himself.- But He's just a Ramen Chef
"Hey mister potential playmate of Haku's." said Naruto to Kabuto.- But He's just a Ramen Chef
After a moment or two, Ino emerged from the Ramen Lair… err, I mean Naruto’s bedroom. - Cell Shift
“Can it banshee, where is Kakashi?” - Naruto Path of the Hanyou
“I’m actually hoping you and the weasel off each other and do the world a favour, your species’ overall potential dropped to shit when your mother was killed anyway..." Puppet Master Naruto - Chapter 18
Chuunin Exam Preliminary Fights for my story Village of Chakra are much different than in the series, if you are willing and able, I'd like some help writing a few becaus I'm rubbish at writing them
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