Insanitoon
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Joined 05-17-06, id: 1048011, Profile Updated: 07-28-09
Author has written 7 stories for .hack/SIGN, Death Note, Batman, and Naruto.

Hey, here is my profile thingy!

Birth date: 10th February, 1992

Gender: Male

Resides in: The UK

(I've updated it again - a testament to how capricious I really am.)

Here are some narcissistic little details about myself:

1) I have only 1 friend who I actually talk to off of the internet. Pity me by sending me large sums of money.

2) I'm single, and looking for people with a large sum of money =P (Kidding XD)

3) I have 4 teddy bears. I sleep with only two though (that's right, shrivel up in shame those of you who sleep with more than two teddy bears at the age of seventeen!).

4) I enjoy deconstructing things to see how they work -I don't enjoy the painful realisation that I can't put them back together properly again! XD

5) I rock backwards and forwards when I think. I also bite my finger and sometimes my thumb too when I'm thinking.

6) I like gushy, tragic movies; what can I say? I'm a sucker for emotion.

7) I've read 120 days of Sodom without vomiting. That's gotta count for something.

SAD.

I read as much as I drink (water, not beer, like it sounds), and I drink as much as I fart - a lot, in other words.

I've read all of the novels you'd like to brag about having read, but don't, because you have retained as much dignity as I lack: 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Animal Farm and When Things Fall Apart to name a few -though Lolita, whilst being incredibly descriptive, was just a bit too slow for me.

I've read practically everything Stephen King has ever written. On the subject of the horror genre, I've also read some of Dean Koontz's writing (I particularly liked The Face).

I have a soft spot for Fantasy -my all time favourite genre below Thriller, Suspense and Detective novels. I really loved the Edge Chronicles -it's one of my favourite series of novels, trumped only by The Lord of The Rings. The Seventh Tower is up there as well -and I enjoyed reading Harry Potter.

I've read tons of comic books -particularly Batman ones. I've even bought Anthologies of the comics and collections of Batman-related short stories (I absolutely loved 'The Further Adventures of The Joker', there are some really great pieces of writing in that). I'm hoping to read The Watchmen, as I've heard nothing but acclaim for it.

I really love Manga and Anime, but I'm relatively ignorant of what they have to offer. I've read the Death Note manga books, and I've seen .Hack//SIGN, read .hack//Legend of the Twilight and I've also read a bit of Tsubasa, but that's it. I'm hoping to delve into the wonderful genre a lot more over time.

I don't watch much TV -if I do I'll probably only be watching a documentary or the X Factor (what can I say? I love music). I do, however, use the laptop a lot -mainly to write and browse Wikipedia.

I'm a vegan, and a raw foodist on top of that. I literally only eat fruit -I don't even have muesli, or tofu (the ultimate vegetarian/vegan food item). I also never wash my super-long, super-messy hair, because I think it looks better with the grease. But I shave -I hate having facial hair and even body hair; though that's just me personally, I have nothing against other people's body hair.

Also:

I LOVE DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!

Ahem. Moving on.

I've been learning at home since the age of 11 since there were no spaces left in any of the Secondary (Senior, Middle, High) schools I applied for. At first my mum taught me, but after a year I found it too stifling and asked her if I could learn by myself instead -she agreed, and that's what I've been doing ever since!

The nickname Insanitoon was originally used on BlameThePixel, a Worms World Party website and forum which I used to troll to high heaven (I was only eleven years old =P) by posting things in a topic called the 'Never Ending Story' such as 'Then the slug exploded and its (... bowel contents, to use a euphemism) flew into the food. (Name) shoveled the newly fertilised food into his mouth. Then a whale came and...' I did this so much that they actually ended the never-ending story and then locked it.

Get me?

I was soon banned, and then voted the favourite member of BlameThePixel (as a joke, of course XD).

So, why am I using the name here? I'm not sure; I was in a very impulsive mood three years ago I suspect XD

Anywho, a big shout-out to Forbiddensoul562, who inspired me to start writing again in the first place! =D

Look at what you've let loose upon the world you monster!! XD

On writing:

Things I now know I can't write:

- Romance. (I must be completely oblivious to have written some 63,000 words worth of romantic fiction before I realised this =P.)

Things I am trying next:

- Humour. (I wish you luck in even beginning to understand my sense of humour! XD).

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Broken Pride by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
After shutting himself away from everyone around him, how can he be expected to call out to someone for help after a traumatic experience? Especially when the only person left is his rival? Rape, eventual MelloxNear plz r&r!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,608 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
One in For the Other by Seiren Sekito reviews
Mello and Near find themselves in quite the predicament: each others' bodies! Eventual M/N
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Heart To Get by Bombay-Elk reviews
Kite has been hiding his feelings away from a Wavemaster, and wanted him to arrive in an area to admit his feelings. However, things might not be what Kite had expected.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,940 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/26/2005
Wherever It May Take Us by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
Mello pulled back far enough to meet my eyes, “I have a plan.” He said. Rated for Mello’s mouth and more than likely future lemon. MelloxNear. Second part of Puzzles, please read that first
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,867 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Hollow High by IntrospectiveRanger reviews
This story starts with our Main character Nathan Sykes. He starts a new Boarding School in Hollow Bastion. The boarding school consist of many final fantasy and kingdom hearts characters.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tidus
Smiles For You by iluvroxasxii reviews
A poem that I set in Itachi's pov about Sasuke. Has some spoilers. Better than the summary sounds!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crow's Feathers Fall by yumechan3 reviews
An Itachi and Sasuke villanelle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scattering Ashes by Gloria B reviews
Three years after the fall of Kira, Near continues his role as the successor of L with dutiful indifference. Even so, he is haunted by ghosts of the past—indeed, one comes back from the dead hell-bent on teaching Near how to live.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,948 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Near, Matt
Wammy High by ViDez reviews
-AU- It's Near's first day at Wammy High! With Mello, Matt and L looking after him, what could possibly go wrong? ... you have no idea. Possible slash, OCs, OOC-ness... Voting for pairings starts now!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Near
Utter Nonsense by Angela and MiniMix reviews
L, a cake eating rabbit. Near, a butterfly, Misa a tantrum-throwing Queen, and Mello the quite mad March Hare. Light, in the midst of it all, wondering why the hell he's now wearing a dress. Sometimes nonsense made more than sense than usual.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Farting Peas at the Moon by Candy Apple Heart Attack reviews
Sometimes, getting Ryuk to understand your ideas is like farting peas at the moon. AU. Crack. One-shot. Rated M for implied yaoi, just to be on the safe side.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Yet Another Note: The Winchester Mad Bombings by A.Pseudonym reviews
It had to be done... and it is done! Watari reminisces on how he met L, all those years ago, and the strange circumstances surrounding L's first case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Watari, L - Complete
The Wiggles by Candy Apple Heart Attack reviews
Mello would have been a better friend to Near if only the younger boy had told Mello what the hell ‘the wiggles’ were. Two-shot. Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
ORGASM! 2: The Legend of Kira by Her Sweetness reviews
You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Songs For a Kingdom Now Lost by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,343 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Near's Confession by PerryC reviews
Near makes a confession to Mello's grave. A confession that he couldn't make while Mello was alive.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Time Still Exists by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt x Mello. The night before the kidnapping and, for one dance, they are children again.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Kaoru by jnx unlimited reviews
A small exploration of the real life of Ichinose Kaoru, the player behind Elk and Endrance. [One shot. Kaoru centric. Extremely vague hints of Haseo x Endrance.]
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
dotHack: Affection by Emerald Twin Blade reviews
This takes place during Quarantine, and during the battle against Macha. Kite spends time with Elk to show his true feelings... but what happens in the battle against Macha if Elk hadn't been KOed right away? Shounen ai, Kite x Elk. No Like, no Read.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Jealousy by imhappynessinabottle reviews
Kite has an outburst at Elk...How will the wavemaster take it?...I'm not really good at summary's. KitexElk [Oneshot] Now Redon!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Instigation by Artificially Intelligent Data Anomaly reviews
KitexElk oneshot. Review if you wish. It all started in the dungeon... Steeling himself, he made his way towards the bridge. Their eyes met. The city of beginnings... The Son of the Goddess watched as another beginning began within him.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Lovable Cast of hackSIGN 2 by Riya Tasogare reviews
The director takes the Hack Sign cast to a psychologist's office. People get ideas in their heads. Warning: lame random humor included. May cause bouts of snobbishness andor laughter and in rare cases, death.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005
Her Doll by the butt reviews
Kinda strange. About a doll that Mia makes for herself. Very short one shot.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Watashi wa Samui Desu by Twilight Memories reviews
Elk thinks of Mia as he wanders around Carmina Gadelicia. Then he suddenly encounters the cat. The two go out to find aromatic grass, but they end up in an ice field...
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Just Another Day in The World… Right? by Loveable Bishounen reviews
More relationships are beginning to form in the World. Warning: First chapter is yaoi. I also do not own any characters in this story.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
There's Something About Elk by Sage Kaley reviews
Elk suddenly finds himself the object of everyone's affection. Balmung, Kite, Sora, Tsukasa, Ryoko...everyone suddenly is in love with the timid Wavemaster! (Chapters look messy suddenly! Help me fix?)
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,409 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 9/28/2003
Gentle Dawn by miwata reviews
[KitexElk] Some pointless fluffy stuff, for now. :P Lonely and bored, Elk is called to a snow field by a fellow player, only to discover that it's Kite.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2004
Faces that show two by Tai-Anita reviews
(KitexElk) Well so far it's not a KitexElk.. you'll just see.. It may have a different ending from the Summary.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 11/7/2003
Enigma by Dark-Guardian reviews
In an attempt to meet him in the real world, Kite visits Elk's home. Of course, Kite goes there at the wrong time, and discovers that Elk's parents abuse him. KitexElk shounen-ai
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003
Dot Hack: AILOVE by DarkDay reviews
Kite plans to see a friend in the hospital, but doesn't quite make it. Kite/Elk. Shounen-ai. (Meaning non-yaoi.)
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2003
Valuable by Alona the Evil Authoress reviews
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy. KitexElk. Note the amazingly -low- rating. Fluff. Fluffy, fluffy, fluff. Remember that.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2003
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Identity Crisis reviews
Mello manages to annoy a rogue shinigami; he repays the favour by switching Mello and Near's bodies - by accident. Now they have to find a way to deal with the change, and to switch back. This FF is a team effort between me and Forbiddensoul562.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Mello, Near
Left Alone reviews
A poem from Itachi's POV set just after he had massacred the village. I really tried to capture Itachi's feelings without being too abstract.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nirvana reviews
A short, almost philosophical -and very narcissistic- look at the Joker from his point of view.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - The Joker - Complete
King of The Arcade reviews
Matt's flying over to England because he's fed up with playing nooby DDR-ers in Japan, but he gets more than he bargained for when he reaches London.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Midnight reviews
Set a while after the Victorian era. Near's father has just died and now he must live with Light Yagami, his Uncle. But when Near meets Mello and then a very unsual teacher, he begins to suspect that things are not as they seem. Re-rated M. Mello x Near
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Guardian reviews
Elk suffers terrible bullying at school from a young man named Zenko Yamada. But, when Kite and Elk finally meet in real life, they discover that Yamada is capable of things far worse than mere school bullying. KitexElk AU
.hack/SIGN - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Hidden Affections reviews
A rare item event is being held today, unfortunately Elk couldn't log on until late evening, but when an unexpected friend turns up they decide to go together! And the hidden affections reveal themselves... KitexElk
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete