Alunamaihide bio
Author has written 22 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Twilight, and Misc. Tv Shows. Name: Alunamai Andalusia Age: 19 to humans. If anyone is interested in my original stories please check out my fiction press account. http://www.fictionpress.com/u/581351/ Okay, if anyone has any questions about my characters... i will be more than happy to answer them. Feel free to ask! You Know You Live In 2007 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitair with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it 14. This was brought to us by the Jedi Mind Trick |
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51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Moonlight Melody: Forever By Your Side by M.J. Cullen reviews
Alice tells the story about how she came to fall in love with Jasper. A story about a girl with a weak heart but a strong spirit who found the good person in a dark soul. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,963 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Virtues by Storms reviews
The Ones Left Behind: The darkest days of Carlisle and Esme’s lives were the three days of waiting when Edward went to Volterra. What they went through was heartwrenching.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Ways You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight by LiquidButterscotch reviews
Oh come on. You know you are!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Twilight Fanmail by SwiftLikeASpoon reviews
The title explains most. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,379 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changing Places by kimlovesjasperhale reviews
a Bella and Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Happened again! by lokabo reviews
lol title says it pretty much. : : : :. Ashley..... tyler...... test.......
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Amy J., Ashley J.
Vampires Anonymous by Esme's Favorite Daughter reviews
Carlisle loves to help people, as a doctor and father figure. What if he started a support group for vampires trying to avoid human blood? Funny, and slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Aro, Jasper
Wife Swap by AlicexWonderland reviews
Alice decides one day it will be "fun" if she signs the cullens up for wife swap. The TV show where you... well... swap your wifes with another families wife.... Who will they get paired with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16/2009
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise by Twilighters4ever reviews
Bella has been a vampire for 10 years. She has all she's ever wanted. But what happens when Alice gets a vision of Tanya coming to the Cullen's Alaska home, filled with lust for Edward? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Five minutes after Twilight by hellokittykisses reviews
There was complete silence. I heard not the sound of my predator, nor my screams as I hit the glass and watched the terrified girl in the mirror shatter to a thousand pieces. What happens when Edward gets a taste of Bella's blood? Written after Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Bella, Edward
Can't You Understand? by Dreaming2Escape reviews
Bella leaves Edward for some unknown reason. Maybe fate has something in store for him when he spots a very familiar face 200 years later. It's been done before, but this is my version. BACK FINALLY. Forget BD ever existed for this stories purpose...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,901 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006
Locked Out and Desperate by loony luna91 reviews
Edward has made a mistake and Bella has thrown him out of the house. What will Emmet do to help Edward and what will Alice and Rosalie do to stop them? post NM. Bella is a vampire and BellaEdward are married and living in the Cullen house. AN: FOR SALE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007
Blurred Vision by TheAmyHead reviews
Bella awakens at the Cullen's house in Forks, changed, but not sure how or why. Her last memory of being with Edward. Now he's left her, ashamed of what he's done, and now she might have to learn to live without him with the help of the Cullens B&E!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,247 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Pieces of an Ice Cold Heart by Emilie Cullen XO reviews
These are just random stories of Bella and the Cullens. Contains Love, Fluff and Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Generation by BlackLilie reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have two kids, Alice and Jasper have a daughter and two boys. Bella had twins and now has a new daughter, whose had a rough start. Changing POV's. To all of my reviewers Thank You, Thank You, Thank You! Sorry but Discontinued!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,155 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie
Arrivederci by MartaSwan reviews
Carlisle's and Esme's story.A story of love.Tenderness.Loneliness.And life, because it can be hard and cruel, but it's still beautiful.A story that is an example of how with bad, come good too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,937 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Ruler of the world! by AliceInWonderfulLand reviews
A random, funny glimpse into the lives of the Cullens and Bella. Complete with firsts such as grocery shopping, laundry, and hide and seek.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007
The Bet by Kaedan Keeney reviews
AU OOC? All Human. Bella meets the magnificent Edward during her first year of University. Bella and her friends are evicted, and Edward and his roomies decide to take them in. Despite the girl’s no-sex policy, the boys are desperate. ExB, EmxR, JxA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How would you like it? by CRYSTAL ZOMBIE- old account reviews
Another sorrowfull poem about Ryou-kun!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - R. Bakura - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
The Game of Truth or Dare by Star869 reviews
Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett force Bella to play Truth or Dare with them. What will happen? And where in the world is Edward? This could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Lying Awake by pelirroja reviews
Esme thinks about simple joys.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Ten Things I Bet You Didn't Know About Jacob Black by GAHaNERD reviews
I think Jacob needs to be exposed for what he really is... This is a handy dandy one-shot my friends helped with does this. Jacob lovers be warned. Seriously, if you are a Jacob lover, don't read this. I do not need another bash from a forwarned person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Bella's House by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Okay so what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to visit Bella at 3 am, please read and review! T for some language, UPDATED chapter 1 please tell me if it's better. Chapter 27 is,finally, now here! author formally known as mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
St Valentine's Day by topaz addiction reviews
Snippets of how Emmett and Rosalie's, Japer and Alice's and Edward and Bella's Valentines Day went.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Ten Things Bella Does Better Than Edward by EdwardsSoul101 reviews
A list of ten things that Bella can do better than Edward. Probably the only ten things, by the way. The chapters are in no particular order. Beware the spoilers. Various characters' POVs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Cullens: At the Zoo! by yayme2012 reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
Letters by GoodByexx reviews
Letters featuring the Cullen couples. B-E, A-J, Em
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Caring for you by Nails For Biting reviews
Bella coughed again and she opened her eyes slightly. She looked like an angel still, hair stuck to her head from the sweat, face flushed. Oneshot, Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Tremble For My Beloved by Solemnly.Swear reviews
What if, on that first day in Biology, Edward left his cell phone behind? When Bella goes to his house to return it, Jasper loses control, and life as Bella knew it is changed forever. BellaxEdward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
The Petition by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
There's a petition going around Forks. About Bella. AND her fiance. Anyone care to sign?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
My name is Cynthia by Nails For Biting reviews
“Alice.. Alice, I’m going to miss you so much, Alice!” I said. Alice looked into my eyes as she spoke. “Cynthia, I’m telling you this right now. Don’t miss me. Don’t remember me, don’t think about me. I don’t want you to be sad, Cynthia,” she whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Enough by miss-blanche reviews
Bella enrages her father with the news of her impending wedding, but Edward proves to be enough to make her feel better after the confrontation. A one shot continuation of eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
To Save the Races by flyingxfreely reviews
The vampires and the werewolves hate each other to the very cores of their beings. Maybe Isabella Swan's exisitence was to bring peace. But at what cost? PLEASE R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
It's A Cat by Princess of the Cupcakes reviews
I looked at my cat the other day and realized something. She's just like Edward....if she was a dropdead gorgeous vampire. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Why ISN'T it the leading brand? by Shashasha reviews
Sick of angsty, funny, dramatic fanfics, Myrtle Maneet wrote this. Review if you like it or don't.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Jasper and Bella's sleepover! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Emmett and Edward leave for a hunting trip, Alice and Carlisle are in Chicago for the weekend and Esme is Busy with her new job. But charlie is in Pheniox on a buisness trip so Bella has to stay with Jasper for the weekend. Funny and full of Randomness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
My Esme by GoodByexx reviews
A poem of an untold story. Here is Carlisle's love for his friend. His lover. His wife. His soulmate.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Mischief Night by Wolfish Oro reviews
A bet, three pranks, vampires, werewolves, insanity... All in a mischief night in the lives of our favorite vampires...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Bella's childhood pregnancy ONESHOT by Daisy E. Grae reviews
Another mystery of Bella's childhood solved. Bella tries telling Edward of her past relationship and suddenly Alice and Renee are here to help. YAY! R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Almost by enchanted-mind reviews
Oneshot. When Jasper left the house for those few minutes he was reminded of life's cycles. That broke him down to this… this 'never pleasant' old habit of his. Now Alice doesn't know what she can do. Nobody does.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Preview: Could We Stay Right Here? by maureenz33 reviews
This is a section from my new story. Bella is dying and Edward doesn't know what to do, so he does the only thing he knows how to and goes to the Volturi. He exchanges Bella's life for his.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
My Sister Alice is Dead by Shashasha reviews
What Cynthia thought when she woke up and Alice was 'dead'. She is really just in the asylum, but her parents don't tell Cynthia the truth Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Late Night StandOff by tears.fall.like.rain reviews
Edward and Bella, arguing about the same old thing, as usual. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Bonfire With The Cullens by iceprincess263 reviews
A fun filled night with Bella and the Cullens. Marshmellows are what? Unexpected visitors. But who? OOC R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007
The Things We Wish We Knew by Paradoxically reviews
The tale of Alice and Jasper's first meeting in 1948: There has never been a couple like them before, and never will be again. Future tales of the two to follow.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
Telling Charlie by MichiRini reviews
Knowing Bella's horrible luck, breaking the news to Charlie probably won't be the easiest thing in the world... Definitely not as easy as the end of Eclipse leads us to believe. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Irony and Blood by Ravensnake reviews
What happens when Carlisle discovers cancer in Bella's blood? Will Edward finally change her? Obviously BellaxEdward. Probably gonna be short. Rated T to be safe. HAVENT UPDATED IN 3 YEARS-PROB NOT GOING TO. HOPE IS SLIM.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
The Cullen Chronicles by llamoandllama reviews
Many, many pointless oneshots about our favorite family. Mostly lists. Including smashing Edward's piano. BITE US, EDDIE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
In My Eyes: Jasper by enchanted-mind reviews
Oneshot. 'Those criticising eyes stare back at me, the red only all too familiar.' Jasper slipped up and is tormenting himself with relentless self-hatred and disgust - the ultimate price to his satiation. His Conclusion? 'No one will mourn a monster.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Jasper - Complete
Breezes: Random Spurts from the Vampire Life by AlohaFox reviews
A variety of tales from the Cullens, Bella, and of course the Volturi. [NEW: Jasper 0.2]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
A Surprise For Edward by Stella Ann reviews
Bella is determined that Edward will like her surprise. But will it be too much for him to handle? Will the rest of the Cullens help her convince him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Fate's A Funny Thing by Ayode reviews
A 'Bella is changed under different circumstances' story. How does entering a family of vampires she's never met before change her story? Rated T for language... I suck at summaries.. this is at least better than it was..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Santa's a vamp? by FlapwazzleAnonymous reviews
Edward and Bella are talking one day and she asks about famous vampires. Disclaimer: I own nothing! It all belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
the cullens left alone by RmS05 reviews
ever what happens when the cullens and bella are left alone?well now you can find out...the real chapter 2 is up i promise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Your Arm Around Me, Never Too Tight by Dazzled by toppaz reviews
Edward left. Bella graduates and goes off to Art College in Oregon. Her past is always there, but she lets it out on paper. What happens if she learns how to play piano? And what if NOT by accident the two lovers just might meet again. Prev. I drew you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007
Awakenings by pelirroja reviews
Carlilse and Esme, how did it all begin?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Who IS That? by AStakeThroughMyHeart reviews
How did Edward feel when he first saw Bella? Get this: I actually wrote this as a paper for school! Only the first chapter though. I got an A, so, yeah it's that good! A little editing an VOILA! Read and reveiw!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007
A Guide to Traveling with Vampires by Production of Punk reviews
Bella travels a lot with the Cullens, doesn't she. Ever wonder what goes on? Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
Memories by Hirschie's Chocolate reviews
Alice's story in the asylum and her journeys as a new, lonely vampire. NOTE: WRITTEN BEFORE RELEASE OF ECLIPSE: INFO IN LATER CHAPTERS INCONGRUOUS WITH INFO FROM ECLIPSE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Accident by Amindaya reviews
It was an accident...unforeseen and uncontrollable, yet the only thing I’ve ever wanted and the best occurrence I could have hoped for. Picks up after New Moon. [On hiatus]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,313 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006
Alice and Jasper by 4ever1 reviews
Alice and Jasper because we can't have too much of them. Chapter 1 is Alice POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
Vampires don't cook by Georgiana1234 reviews
When Alice is forced to take Home economics how will she cope? Vampires don't cook!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Words by Wyntermajik reviews
They aren't just risky, they're dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
The Kiss by Allana2112 reviews
A bet between Edward and Bella... who can last the longest without seeing the other... I suck at summaries sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Sunday by Mrs. Fred Astaire reviews
What happens when the Cullens start arguing about the Civil War? How will they ever resolve their strange argument? Find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
emmetts pet by RmS05 reviews
emmett gets a pet but what,or who is it?read and find out.hehehe...REVEIWS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2007
No Bella by ZutarianChick reviews
This is a short fluff from Edward’s point of view. Bella is getting pissed because she thinks their lives would be much easier if he would just chance her. Post New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Daisies by Kaitipoola reviews
Jasper is thinking about Alice...and flowers. Connection? Wrote on a whim. Jasper's POV. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Cat by Star869 reviews
Another random fanfiction, courtesy of my crazy mind! Title pretty much tells all. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
The Tragedy of a Rose by alicatk reviews
We know about Edward, Alice, Carlysle, Emmet, and Esme's past lives. But Rosalie's human life has never been brought to light. Maybe there is a reason that she is so jealous of Bella's humanity...REVIEW IF YOUR WANT MORE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006
Blissfully in love by LovelyVampire reviews
This starts off where New moon ends. Bella and Edward are in blissfully in love, but there are a few problems involved. Spoilers for New Moon and Twilight. Disclaimer I do not own Twilight or the characters in itT for language and minor sexual content
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006
We Only Need Us by Falling Rose Petals reviews
Alright, this picks up where New Moon left off in my own version on what I hope happens in Eclipse . I'm a hopeless romantic and this story focuses on LOTS of E&B fluff. ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,443 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Love Letters by TwilightStar9879 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High. She's dating Mike Newton, her enemies are the Cullen's, and she thinks her life's perfect. Except when she joins the inschool penpal program her life changes because she falls for her penpal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
secret admirer by fallenforedward reviews
What if bella when she moved to forks no one wanted to be her friend and she kept on getting notes from a secret admirer. I have finally finished this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Alice by LostInTwilight reviews
This is about Alice's life from when she 'wakes up' as a vampire, untill when she and Jasper find the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
Tempting Fate by Dark Huntress reviews
[oneshot]In a blur of pain and light, Bella’s life as a mortal is over. [took over for HP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Forever changed by snowy-bear-xo reviews
Bella finally convinces Edward to change her. What will happen? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006
Phases by Rosalie Hale reviews
A retelling of 'Twilight' through the eyes of everyone's favorite ostentatious vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2006
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The Volturi Application reviews
It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
Extreme Home Makeover Cullen Edition reviews
The Cullens go on a vacation and then come home to a completely destroyed house. The town rallys together to get Extreme Makeover Home Edition to come and give the Cullens a new home...
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009
With Or Without You reviews
A different Twilight... What if Bella had been pregnant when Edward first met her... what if in the first chapter he asked her to marry him in order to help with the baby... R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007
Alice reviews
Alice is pregnant by her boyfriend Jasper. She gives it up for adoption... but everything seems to go haywire. Could the Cullen family, really be vampires... all human except Esme Carlisle and Edward. Rated T. Based on Juno.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
I Hate Jacob Black reviews
Bella married Jake... but within a month he imprinted... she doesn't blame him... he disappears leaving both Bells and the imprint girl behind... Bella returns home and to Edward... what happens when both she and the imprint girl are pregnant... rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2008
An Investgatin Into A Haunting reviews
In Louisville, Kentucky, there is a haunted hospital that has been closed since 1982. Carlisle had worked there in the late twenties. Now the Cullens, joind by the Most Haunted crew travel channel, are going to investigate. Who gets possessed? What happen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 10/24/2006
Jeopardy Cullen Style reviews
“Jacob Black, you look rather pleased. Lets see what you wrote down…” the screen turned up blue. “Nothing. The question was write anything and you got it wrong. I’m speechless. Lets see what you wagered… Eleventy Billion Dollars. That’s not even a real nu
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2008
To Annoy The Cullens reviews
Eight hundred ways to Annoy the Cullens... We say Eight Hundred because Bella is considered a Cullen in our book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Aro Universtity reviews
What happens when The Cullens are forced to go to College ... ran by the Volturi? With dorms shared with the Werewolves from LA Push... is Bella planning a hostle take over of the Volturi... read and find out! Rated T for Fluff and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Euro Trip Twilight Style reviews
Were are we?" Bella asked as we sat on the train. "On our way to Germany... to catch the insolent brats we call our children." Rosalie answered. "All we need now is for the Volturi to show up... and then well have a splendid party." I said staring out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007
A Prequel To The Sequel reviews
Prequel to Ten Things I Hate About You! “OH MY GOD!” was all we heard. “I’M GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER!” Renee screamed. Edward hadn’t even gotten his out of his stocking and he jumped up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
Road Trip reviews
What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Kiss The Girl reviews
Little one shots about Carlisle and Esme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007
Trials Of the Heart reviews
A host of little one shots. all are song fics. Enjoy R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006
The Darker Side reviews
“Did you bring it?” a low female voice asked behind me. “Did you?” “Did any one see you?” “No.” “Here is the entire Friends series… enjoy. Now, the stuff.” R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
Built To Last reviews
As of late, I have had more visions of him. More than usual. Almost everyday. This has to mean that I am closer to finding what I am looking for, what he is desperately searching for…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007
Insanity reviews
“Ms. Isabella Swan, I have asked you father for you hand in marriage and he has given me permission to ask. So, I have come here this evening to ask you… Isabella Swan, please give me the honor of calling you Mrs. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.” R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006
Eternity and Love reviews
Life has given me more than i deserve... although Carlisle begs to differ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006
Everlasting Life
As a suggestion, please start reading Insanity before this one... i don't need lost readers. All the chapters in this one are about the characters in insanity that are not twilight characters... but there are twilight characters inthis. Enjoy! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006
It's So Magical reviews
Somethings wrong. I said quietly. Something is horribly wrong. ... Chapter 12 now up and ready to read and reviewed. Please, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006
Fast Times in The Sanc Kingdom reviews
What happens when everyone in gundam wing clashes with every one in the Book Twilight? Lets just say there is some culture shock the Gboys world! Comments and flames welcomed. First ever posted fic. Multiple Pairings! If you have any ideas let me know! I
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
Crash and Burn in a Million Ways reviews
What happens when the Gboys children start having kids of their own? Read to find out.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006
