Author has written 12 stories for Dark Angel, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Charmed, Mythology, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Vampire Diaries.
'The Sisterhood Of The Crazy Internet Girls'
1-Write to each other every day (or almost).
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".(even if I’m a girl)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
-DON'T BE A STEROTYPE.
Hey guys. So, if you've got through all the other bull on this page, here's a bit about me! ;)
Live in: The North-West of England. A boring and rainy little place, but I call it home.
Siblings: None. I'm an only child!
Bezzy mates: My bezzy mates are Clare H and my cousin Becki. She's my cousin, but she's my best mate too. I gotta add Dani (Superdani) on here too. Always great to hear from you, hun!
TV Shows: Supernatural, Charmed, Buffy, Dark Angel, Smallville, Angel, CSI, NCIS, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Tru Calling, Dollhouse, The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Once Upon a Time
Actors: Jensen Ackles, Drew Fuller, James Marsters, Jared Padalecki, David Tennant, David Boreanaz, Seth Green, Michael Weatherly, Tom Welling, John Barrowman, Kyle Schmid, Zachary Levi, Ian Somerhalder, Daniel Gillies, Colin O'Donoghue, Misha Collins
Actresses: Jessica Alba, Alyson Hannigan, Alyssa Milano, Amber Benson, Pauley Perrette, Kaley Cuoco, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emma Caulfield, Rose McOwen, Holly Marie Combs, Eliza Dushku, Michelle Trachtenberg, Nina Dobrev, Claire Holt, Lana Parrilla, Allison Mack
TV Characters: Alec from Dark Angel, Dean from Supernatural, Sam from Supernatural, Chris from Charmed, Willow from Buffy, Lois from Smallville, Phoebe from Charmed, Doctor Who played by David Tennant, Dinozzo from NCIS, Abby from NCIS, Billie from Charmed, Captain Jack from Torchwood, Tru from Tru Calling, Harrison from Tru Calling, Echo from Dollhouse, Topher from Dollhouse, Faith from Buffy, Spike from Buffy, Dawn from Buffy, Damon from The Vampire Diaries, Elijah from The Originals, Castiel from Supernatural, Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones from Once Upon a Time, Regina Mills from Once Upon a Time
"That fabric softener teddy bear. Oh, I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down." - Dean in Faith (Has got to be my all time fav line from Supernatural.)
"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!" - Dean in Scarecrow
"If I tell you, promise not to make me into an ashtray?" - Dean in Benders
PA: "There's somethin' I need to know." DEAN: "Yeah, how 'bout it's not nice to marry your sister?" - Benders (One of my fav Supernatural episodes.)
"Eat me. No, no, no, wait, wait. You actually might." - Dean in Benders (Dean at his comic best in my opinion.)
"What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low-sodium freaks." - Sam in Provenance
(After punching Gordon) "Ok. I'm good now. We can go." - Dean in Bloodlust
"I know what we're dealing with. It's the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man." - Dean in No Exit
"You know, Casper - the blood thirsty ghost." - Dean in The Usual Suspects
JEFF: "I'm Jeff Krause. I'm with the public defenders office. I'm your lawyer." DEAN: "Oh, thank God, I'm saved." -The Usual Suspects
"I'm just going to say this once, you make a move on him and you'll be dead before you hit the ground. Do I make myself clear? Is that understood?" - Dean in Croatoan
FATHER: "A séance? Young man, you are in the House of God." SAM: "It's based on early Christian rites, if that helps any." - House Of The Holy
DEAN: "Dude, your like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." SAM: "Yeah, I know." - Roadkill
"You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does." - Sam in Hollywood Babylon
"You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!" - Dean in A Very Supernatural Christmas (I laughed so hard when I heard this line!)
EDWARD: "Now open wide, and say 'ah'." (Edward sticks a pair of plyers in Dean's mouth, preparing to pull out a tooth. The doorbell rings, and everyone freezes.) DEAN: (with pliers in his mouth) "Is somebody gonna get that? You should get that." - A Very Supernatural Christmas (Another top quote from a brilliant episode!)
DEAN: "You mean like deja vu?" SAM: "No, like it's... like it's really happened before." DEAN: "Yeah, like deja vu." SAM: "Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?" DEAN: "Okay, how is that not..." SAM: "Don't say it!"
PIPER: "Do I need to call Chris to shut you up?" PHOEBE: "You wouldn't." PIPER: "Keep pushing me." - I Dream Of Phoebe
PAIGE: "And you didn't tell us this why?" CHRIS: "Because I didn't think it was relevant." PAIGE: "Ok, that's your theme song of today. Did you notice?" - Witch Wars
"Fine. But when he's dead, can I go home?" - Alec in Designate This
"Argh! I can't believe this. I've been stuck in this closet for over an hour to faciliatate you having sex! That's what I've been reduced to. I'm a pimp." - Alec in Borrowed Time
"Whatever moves your furniture." - Alec in Two
"I should've tried harder, Rachel. I should've fought them. I didn't understand. I didn't understand how much I loved you. - Alec in The Berrisford Agenda
"Yeah, I drank something from a bottle that said 'Tattoo's From Within'. Was that wrong?" - Max in Love Amoung the Runes
GILES: "It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want." XANDER: "Then why would they make you see me?" GILES: "Oh, right. Let's go." - Becoming, Part Two
"On the plus side, you killed the bench which was lookin' shifty." - Oz in Living Conditions
"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it'." - Spike in Pangs
SPIKE: "A bear! You made a bear!" BUFFY: "I didn't mean to." SPIKE: "Undo it! Undo it!" - Pangs
BUFFY: "Spike and I are getting married." XANDER: "How? What? How?" GILES: "Three excellent questions." - Something Blue
"If you don't mind, I'm just gonna go watch them manhandle him into a vehicle." - Giles in A New Man
WILLOW: "They work, Riley. But they take concentration, being attuned with the forces of the universe." XANDER: "Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect..." (The book burst into flames and he slams it shut.) GILES: "Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books." - Superstar
BUFFY: "Spike's in love with me." (Xander starts laughing.) BUFFY: "I'm not joking." XANDER: "Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true." - Crush
"I know you'll never love me. I know I'm a monster, but you treat me like a man." - Spike in The Gift
"Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And... and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me." - Buffy in The Gift
(Xander is swatting at a light.) WILLOW: "Xander, it's not a bug. It's Tara. Come on." XANDER: "And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?" - Bargaining, part 1
Ok, so now you have a nice long list of my favourite things and you know a bit more about me, on with my stories! Read and enjoy. And, oh yeah, review!
PS:- Every story I write contains one or more of my very own, original characters (more often then not in a romantic fashion as I am a true romantic!) My original characters so far are:
Nikki (Trust Has to Be Earned)
Libby Connors (We'll Just Have to Come Back)
Donna Kross (Not So Ordinaries)
Emma Nixon (Past, Present And Future)
Angelica Guivanni (Unbreakable Bond)
Emma Grey (The Winchesters Plus One)
Paige Fell (Humans and the Salvatores)
(There will be more in the future.) Read on and enjoy!