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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

DISCLAIMER: Anything that is recognizable as a published work by another writer, I do not own.

Read anything, question everything, and then write about it.

Currently after that Masters in Library Science degree, but I still have time to endlessly procrastinate by wandering about in fandoms.

Stories:

Accidentally Okay: After the Death Eaters have their fun at the World Cup, Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys' just in case. Harry shows up at Hogwarts with a broken arm, and Dumbledore takes extreme measures when he doesn't believe Harry's story.

I worked on this on and off for about a year before finally posting it. A few months after I had written about 3,000 words, it suddenly morphed into this 15,000 word monstrosity in a matter of days. It could really be more than a one shot, but would end up taking more time then I have at my disposal. I'm content to leave it as is after writing/editing around grad school semesters. Written April 2014-May 2015.

Breakfast with the Dursleys: The Potter kids get curious one day about why their dad never cooks bacon for them. Harry decides to show them why.

This was the first story I've posted past high school, and actually the only one that I ended up getting feedback from a beta reader on (Spark Writer and Demophobic did some amazing work, btw). It came from one of those fleeting thoughts I'll sometimes get in class about what might be a cool thing to do or look at, and it's the first thing I've shared that I continue to be happy with when I remember it's public. Written April 2012.

Deadly Game of Phone Tag: Harry Potter is extremely bored one summer; inexplicably, he sends a cell phone to Lord Voldemort, which begins the craziest summer of his (and Voldemort's) life. Sequel is posted, taking place in the next summer for some more technological fun!

This was the first story I posted on fanfiction.net, and so it is near and dear to my heart, though I admit to it being horribly written with no plot whatsoever. That said, I've decided to (eventually) fix the punctuation/grammar in both the first one and the sequel. However, the appeal of Phone Tag was its spontaneity, and thus, I will leave the plot and random plot elements as they were when I wrote it in the first place. Like it or leave it. Written from June 2006-August 2007.

Crack Stories of Old: a collection of crack fic-lets which I decided should stay on the site despite their...insanity and AU tendencies. These include a Firebolt obsessed Harry, Snape with a clean mop of hair, an insane Hermione, and a Christmas at the Weasleys. Separately, in a Dark Lord version of the collection, Lord Voldemort tells a rendition of his AU death, and writes a letter to Harry Potter after successfully bringing about the death of Albus Dumbledore. Written from July 2006-January 2007.

A Costly Mistake: Draco Malfoy is assigned to capturing Harry Potter for none other than the Dark Lord.

This was probably the first "serious" fanfic that I wrote (aside from an eight chapter fic that I wrote to fill the void of HP7 before it came out, but let's not talk about that.) It actually evolved from a role-playing HP site where you had homework assignments to do every week; I didn't end up staying on the site for more than two weeks, but it was pretty interesting. This came from a charms assignment asking how you would combine a potion and a charm to serve your own purposes. It was only supposed to be a one shot; I could have used any character, and I pretty much filled the roles as I needed them. Written June 2007.

Through the Window: While Harry hid by the lake, contemplating Sirius' death, Dumbledore was watching him from his office. What may have been going through his head as he observed Harry after telling him about the prophecy.

I'm actually content with this one shot; by the time I posted this, I was getting more into a feel for my writing style, pulling away from what could be referred to as "pulling random things out of my constantly running imagination and throwing them together into some poor excuse of a plot." Don't get me wrong, I loved doing crack like that, but writing something a little more serious and actually looking at character motivation and development was a big step for me, and this story really helped me to adjust to how I should be writing if I ever wanted to go beyond high school English. Written October 2009.

What's to Come:

The thing that was up and coming has been posted. Guess it'll be another three years before anything else happens!

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14492 - Favs: 9,686 - Follows: 9,348 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,153 - Reviews: 3791 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stone of Dreams by Cordria reviews
Harry is five when he starts to dream about a castle, strange magic, and a sour potions master. With Voldemort on the prowl for a way to reclaim his body, will Harry be able to hold off the darkness and save the soul of a former Death Eater from being consumed by his past?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,264 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Canon (mostly) and Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Make Him Proud by Nytewing reviews
Devastated from Achilles' unexpected death, Connor is unable to deliver the killing blow in his fight with Haytham. Instead he drags his wounded father back to the homestead. He entrusts his father's recuperation to Doctor White and returns to his quest for Charles Lee.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
As the Clock Ticks Round by 96 Hubbles reviews
A random series of short pieces centred around Merlin's wait and the return of the Once and Future King. Some comedy, some angst, some before the return, some after, and all out of sequence (just to warn you.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,352 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013
The Night Ed Kenway Died by Bill382 reviews
Edward Kenway suddenly passes away. Hilarity ensues amongst the pirate community.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Edward K., Edward T./Blackbeard, Anne B., Calico J. - Complete
A Boorish Man by Mirror and Image reviews
Achilles Davenport is waiting very patiently to die, until this young scrap of a boy starts pounding on his door.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Achilles D., Connor K. - Complete
The Little Fishes and the Sharks by xahra99 reviews
Adewale is injured. Edward Kenway's solution? Steal a surgeon, of course! Complete story in 2 chapters.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Edward K. - Complete
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
Facing the Truth by Sanguine Ink reviews
"Great, just what he needed, something else trying to off the prat on the way home." Merlin, Arthur, a very large spot of prison-cell-shaped trouble, and a lot to work out. Bromance, no slash, and lots of whump.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,523 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Recrudesce by Elfpen reviews
When the King of Camelot and his Court Sorcerer are driven fifteen years into their own past by enemies come beyond the grave, even Emrys isn't sure what to do. The duo must enlist the help of their past selves to return home alive. Time travel. Gen fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,663 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) by evansentranced reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Coward's Story by Cameca reviews
On a doomed planet the Doctor meets an old acquaintance... This is the story how the events on Midnight changed Jethro's life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jethro C. - Complete
Beyond Recall by laurajslr reviews
After a terrible accident, Merlin is left with no memory of his time in Camelot. Separated from Arthur and all who could tell him who he is, Merlin tries to piece together his life and his loyalties. But loyalties can be influenced; lives can take very different paths to the ones they were destined for. And a lost sorcerer is a very powerful and useful weapon to have.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,668 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In the Animus by Lisilgirl reviews
AU. "I began praying to anybody out there –God, Satan, the God of Bartenders– to not let him kill me." Desmond meets the ancestors. [Desmond][Altaïr][Ezio][Connor]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Desmond M., Connor K. - Complete
Tea and Coffee by RagingRedStar reviews
Desmond's desperate to get out of the den, and drags Shaun out for a mid-morning coffee. The boys run into some trouble, resulting in a heavily injured Shaun and a very anxious Desmond. Will they pull through? Oneshot, complete. Lots of whump and angst, as per usual. No slash for today, just friendship. Probably filled with errors, very sorry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
When He Chose Possibility by TheKittenLeftForDead reviews
Following his death, the Doctor decides that if he has to live again he will do so under three conditions. First, he will not be a hero. Second, he will have no memories of being the Doctor. Third, he will be ginger. Unfortunately for him, two out of three do not go as planned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
I get knocked down by Ryne42 reviews
Merlin and Gwen get extremely, inadvisably drunk. Set post-series 4.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Cripple by Elfpen reviews
The story of how Merlin got his sorcerer's staff, and the reason why Arthur regretted having ever suggested it. Set sometime in the future. Oneshot. Non-slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Chance Encounters by BookkeeperThe reviews
It's been three months since Midnight, and Jethro sees a man who he never thought he would meet again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Jethro C., 10th Doctor - Complete
A Journey Destined, A Journey Forgotten by sfsf reviews
Arthur, Merlin and the knights end up in the future, where they discover many things are different. When an old enemy strikes, the only way for the future to survive is for the past to save it... Spoilers for series 4, Canon up to 4x09, AU from then on
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,170 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dark As Winter by Jewels reviews
Someone had to clean up the mess, and as usual, that job fell to Shaun. Post-Brotherhood, with a little bit of spoiler for Revelations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Shaun H. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 377 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Broken Hearts by SGE reviews
When Merlin starts to have overwhelming visions, can he continue to hide the truth from Arthur? And will Camelot survive when old enemies return to settle old debts? Sequel to If My Memory Serves Me Well. Post season 3 then AU. Canon pairings. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,691 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Never the Same Person by Sweet Neverwhere reviews
Because Desmond's never the same person when he wakes up. Oneshot. Set during Brotherhood.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Northern Star by Hanna Sedai reviews
Life as Slade's apprentice is hard for Robin, but even harder for those trying to save him. Murders, schemes and hatred flourishes as the Titans, Batman, and the JLA struggle to help him. Meanwhile, Slade has a nefarious plan in mind for the Batman...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,809 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Meaningless by tanyart reviews
Desmond gets teased for his tacky arm tattoo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Flight Risk by Pessimystic reviews
From that first time he ran away from his father, Desmond had been doing it ever since. Desmond theoretical family fic. Brotherhood compliant.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Separation Anxiety by words without reviews
"What are you looking at?" Lucy wants to know, and he almost pities her. She is so stuck in one body and one time. *Brotherhood fic.*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Desmond M., Ezio A. - Complete
Dust by Hanna Sedai reviews
A continuation of the episode "Haunted." Who triggered the reagent and for what purpose? The Titans must solve the mystery as they are attacked one by one.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,846 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Highway to Hell, Michigan by caithream reviews
I mean, yeah, I did end up hitching with Tallahassee after knowing him for a full minute and a half, but for God's sake, the man had a love affair with Twinkies. These guys looked like looked like they killed zombies as an Olympic sport.
Crossover - Supernatural & Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Dean W., Columbus - Complete
Custody by Rena Redhead reviews
Loopholes, deception, disappearances. Puzzle pieces that need to be put together. A villain watches from the corner of his only eye the Boy Wonder. But Robin has another problem, too. It's an evergrowing fight with the Dark Knight. A father son story.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 265,398 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Lessons We Teach Our Self by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
On the evening of his 28th birthday, Harry embarks upon a journey that will lead him into the depths of despair as he struggles to hold onto his identity while living the life of another. AU Book 6/7, HP/GW. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Cedric Diggory, the Inferi by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks
Kung Fu and the Zombie Apocalypse by Harrigan reviews
It sucks that Sam left. Sometimes Dean tries to imagine being an only child - it beats admitting that he misses the big geek. But he finds it's not so easy to pretend he never had a brother when a hunt takes him to the campus at Stanford.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It Ends Now by AngelMoon Girl reviews
Harry's 6th year is tormented by Voldemort's decision that his time is up. Bleeding scars, a new DADA teacher, Occlumency with Dumbledore, Snape's loss of spy status due to a rescue gone wrong, and the prophecy are just a few of the trials in store...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,166 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Heart of Magic by Alice I reviews
Something sinister has happened in Camelot and by all appearances, Merlin is at the heart of it. The young warlock must battle through a mysterious ailment and profound malaise to find an answer that lies beyond magic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,926 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Care and Handling of Professor Snape by frodogenic reviews
A twenty-five-point guide for first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Legacy by Neoinean reviews
An optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The Batman was never big on optimism. A post-Epilogue fic.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Pas de Deux by Neoinean reviews
An encounter between Robin and Slade, set a few years into the future, starring their secret identities.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Brothers in Arms by nolongerpostingonthissite reviews
In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,928 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 286 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Paper Bag by Oricon reviews
Answer to the Paper Bag Challenge on Fictionalley. Oneshot. Snape challenges Harry to find his way out of a paper bag. Hilariousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bloody Baron - Complete
Veritaserum Violation by Mystical Magical Me reviews
In The GoF, Snape threatens Harry with Veritaserum, what would have happened if Snape tried to carry out his threat? TRIED. Slightly AU. Part 1 of my Potter Outtake series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Snow Wars by breannatala reviews
ONESHOT. Christmas holiday, Hogwarts, the Order, Harry, Snape, and . . . SNOWBALLS? What happens when Harry decides to start a snowball war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sealed Demon and Half Demon by Akku-chan reviews
Naruto was kidnapped by Naraku for Kyubi Shippo. After InuYasha saved him, Naruto doesn't want to go to Konoha just yet and wants to help the halfdemon kill Naraku. Thus, InuYasha helps him train. The blonde will have to eventually go back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,073 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 6,290 - Follows: 403 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Accidentally Okay reviews
After the Death Eaters have their fun at the World Cup, Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys' just in case. Harry shows up at Hogwarts with a broken arm, and Dumbledore takes extreme measures when he doesn't believe Harry's story. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/12 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Breakfast with the Dursleys reviews
The Potter kids are curious why dear old dad never cooks bacon for them. Harry decides to show them the house he grew up in and introduce them to the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Crack Stories of Old, The Dark Lord reviews
Two crack stories revolving around Voldemort. Voldemort was simply too petulent to share on the other Crack fic that I put up. Includes Voldemort's rendition of a very AU death, and a letter to Harry Potter. 2006-2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Crack Stories of Old reviews
My collection of crack fics that I couldn't bring myself to delete completely. Includes a Firebolt obsessed Harry, a Snape with clean hair, a NEWT crazed Hermione, and a Christmas at the Weasleys. 2006.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Through the Window reviews
Harry wasn't entirely hidden when he sat by the lake after Sirius died...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Deadly Game of Phone Tag TWO reviews
The sequel to A Deadly Game of Phone Tag. New victims, old victims. AFTER HBP. Voldy's gone crazy as well it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Costly Mistake reviews
On the anniversery of Sirius's death, Harry goes to eat dinner alone. What he doesn't know is that someone is following him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Deadly Game of Phone Tag reviews
Harry decides it's time to fight back against Voldemort with technology. Currently being revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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