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Joined 05-19-06, id: 1049162, Profile Updated: 01-15-10
Author has written 7 stories for Watchmen, Deadpool, Jaws, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi, I'm zippityduda, and I hope you enjoy my stories. They are as original as I can get them to be, so please, refrain from any rude comments, Thanks... I like weasels. So, if you like my stories, tell me and make suggestions about stories you want to hear. I don't write these stories on a daily, weekly, monthly, or even annual basis. I do them whenever something pops into my head. Thank you and enjoy.

PS I'm a humorous writer so don't ask me to do anything romantic, soap opera-y, strange, or disgusting. I will do some tragedy or something, but be reasonable.

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Still Alive: The Black Mesa Version by Disten reviews
Lyrics for the song Still Alive from Portal, only changed to fit the ending of the original Half Life. As sung by Gordon Freeman. Updated a little; It's better this way.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Facts about Deadpool by Captain Deadpool reviews
These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Your love is poison by Give my socks back reviews
James and Lily can they ever be? How can love spring on hate? And will Peter's dark secrets intervene? The time of The dark lord is near. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006
What Goes Around, Comes Around by Strange Principles reviews
R,R! Chapter 2 is up: Harry is free, but will happen when Ginny tells him of Hermione's betrayal? And when Hermione finds her old friend, sees his death before her eyes... will she rethink her decision? It's better than I can summarise it, so please look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006
Lily's letter by Give my socks back reviews
Oneshot Lily knows she can never be with James. So she writes him a letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Hogwart's World of Worried WizardFolk Grade 7 by Strange Principles reviews
The mission to defeat Voldemort becomes desparate, and the whole world seems to turn upside down. Will there never be an end to the danger? And can Harry withstand it all? In this world, enemies are everywhere and even friends are accusing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,460 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
The heart can soften by Give my socks back reviews
Draco is caught in things he doesn't mean to be. So what happens when he is shown the light and given another heart? Will he open his as well?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006
Little White Lies by Strange Principles reviews
A HGRW shipping, and Hermione will go to any ends to get what she wants. She just doesn't know how to explain it, and she has limited time as the school gossipers strive to find out about her innermost secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
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Rorschach's Diary er, Journal reviews
This file was found in the gutters of New York. These are pages torn from the famous "Rorschach's Journal". Probable that Walter Kovacs himself tore these pages out. Still Speculating.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
The Impressionist reviews
Life is boring at Central. Mustang and Havoc make a bet. Trouble ensues. I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or any of the characters. And I've never watched "Dawson's Creek", "OC", "General Hospital", or any of those Soap Operas. Rated K for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Roy M., Jean H.
SHARK ATTACK! reviews
I LIKE USING ALL CAPS! AND BY THE WAY THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK/MOVIE BESIDES THE FACT THAT THERE IS A SHARK.
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010
The Night before Deadpool reviews
The fate of our world depends on these to unlikely heroes... well actually it's just Christmas but STILL! minor note,I do not own Deadpool, and Santa is not real. Rated T for violence and language.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
The Night before Deadpool 2 reviews
Part 2 of the Adventures of Santa and Deadpool. I don't know how to add chaptes to a story so could someone post me on that? Thanx. Don't own deadpool.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009
Rorschach's Diary er, Journal entry III
Third lost entry to Rorschach's Journal. If you have never read this before, that is most likely because I made it myself. I do not own Rorschach, Nite Owl, Watchmen, Electric Company, dignity, or a car. Please don't sue me, Allen Moore.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Rorschach's Diary er, Journal entry II reviews
This is the second entry to Rorschach's Journal. This information is highly classified and, in fact, is not copyrighted. Allen Moore owns Watchmen, Rorschach, and a broken legacy. Sorry, Allen.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach