Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Wrestling, and Vikings.
My Favourite Quotes;
'I forgive my mom for being a psycho and my dad for being a loser'
'What's the best angle to cut someone's throat? Well, usually from behind. That's usually how it works'
'Everybody is kinky...we're just admitting we're sick'
'You might as well learn about sex from Motley Crue than your parents because it's a lot more interesting'
'Goodbye chocolate chip cookies and Beatles, hello weed and Iron Maiden'
'It was success that screwed us up'
'An anagram for Axl Rose is oral sex. How do I know this? I like solving erotic jumbles when I'm bored'