Author has written 35 stories for Charmed, Veronica Mars, Birds Of Prey, Doctor Who, Firefly, Twilight, Harry Potter, Xena: Warrior Princess, Bones, Tin Man, Women's Murder Club, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Primeval, Stargate: SG-1, One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy, Switched at Birth, Glee, and Vampire Diaries.
Previously known as Afw, but I felt that I needed to change it.
07/11/13- update, the last year I've has zero muse sadly; I hope over the summer to add some new stories.
About me Let's see, my age isn't really doesn't matter however I am 23. Not really an exciting number I know. I'm a avid book reader. I read way too much fanfiction, and have since I found this site six years ago. Wow, it's been that long. I mainly write one-shot. I apperently lack the force to complete a multi chapter story, working on it I'm also a college student, studying general studies. But here are some things I do know about me.
I'm for Gay rights, actually that wrong I'm for human rights, gays and straight are both humans, both cry when their hurt and laugh when their happy.
I hate being told or treated as if I'm native, or needing to be protected.
I live with dyslexia.
I love tattoos, I have two myself... Well I did! I have four now. :)
I want to go everywhere and see everything...and I hate that my fear of flying is holding me back.
Odd facts about me-
- A few of my character faults- I'm very literally, I take what you mean word for word it drives my mom nuts. I do not have a think before you talk fitter, which means sometimes I can say very rude things without meaning too, then feel really bad when someone points it out to me. I have a small problem of correcting people, which I find people don't like, who knew? I can be very sarcastic but I think that just me.
Writing is the only, other than reading that is( which I really don't count.), is the only hobby I have ever stuck with. It's challening, it's frustrating, two words: writer's block, and someday I read this wonderfully written stories and think I should never write again. However, when it''s good it's magic.
I'm type of person who is in a/bookstore/ library/room with headphone on, reading a book, laughting hysterically, or I'm doing the same thing expected I have a laptop instead of a book. Either way I'm reading. Fiction is way better than reality or well at least my reality.
Future Projects- Working on a Sanctuary story but it's still in the very early stages. Still working on that Birds of prey story, also thinking about doing a sequel for a cat and bird thing: Behind the story and Oil and water Brooke POV this time.
My muse is still being my muse, like me some days other not so much, to start the new year off, ya, ya, I know it's December, I've givin myself two new rules for writing. One, and this is big, only COMPLETE story are upload to this or any site. Two, this is also kinda big, ever new story will be BETA.
Okay, I've got some bad news here kids. I had delected six story off this story today. Some of these stories I've just lost interest in and was never complete, hints the complete rule, and I thought that was unfare to any one who followed the story and my second reason it wasn't turning out the way I planned. Here is a list of the my stories that have been taken off and delected. Sorry if this upset anyone:
Delected story list:
Here we go again, again- Mummy story.
I haven't told them-Gilmore Girls story
I think I messed up-Charmed Story
Ring around the Rosy- Doctor Who Story
What did I miss-One Tree Hill Story
Yellow Fever-Doctor Who Story
Lost- one shot-what if Bella got lost in the when debating if Edward a vampire. P.g. 139- 140 in the book Twilight.
one night- Mcleod Daughters-NOT ON FF.NET ANYMORE! HOPEING TO FIX MISTAKES AND POST IT BACK ON.
One single picture-Charmed- On hold.
My little Girl- Veronica Mars-On hold, still, but I'm in the thinking stagtes of a new chapter. Also redoing old chapters. Update: (01/05/'10) I have fixed the blood fiasco!)
Infantile-Doctor who- Updating soon, maybe I'm think about cutting my lostis with this one and I really don't like Martha.
At the end of the game-Doctor who- One shot.
Cause I'm clumsy-Harry Potter- One shot.
One moment- Xent- One shot.
Another moment- Xena- Sequel too One Moment- One shot.
Two Roads- Bones- One shot.
If and maybe- Tin man- One shot.
Old love-Tin man- one shot.
Fear-Bird of prey-Chapter six is in the works! I swear I finishing this story, I'm just having problem with the ending.
Soundless Tears-Tin Man- One shot, as of this moment, still thinking of adding Azkadellia POV.
First time-Women's Murder Club- One shot.
Even if they- Primeval- One shot.
Blink of an eye- Primeval- One shot.
Empty inside- TSCC- One Shot.
Cindy:one Lindsay: zero- Women murder club- One shot, I promised a sequel and I have written it. It is up.
Cat and bird thing: behind the story- Birds of prey-one shot.
Jack's love-Stargate-one shot. J/S
Oil and water-One tree hill- one shot, breyton-
Holdly her Tightly-Stargate- one shot. D/V
And a Stupid White Fence-One Tree Hill- One shot; Brooke/Sam.
The Battlefield- one shot; sequel to Cindy: one Lindsay zero; Lindsay/Cindy
Waiting for the swat team- Grey Anatomy- one shot; some Lexie/ Mark.
6X14 sequel- One tree hill- one shot; Brooke/Peyton.
The sun will come up tomorrow- Switch at birth- one shot; Bay.
Time has brought your heart to me- Doctor who- one shot; 11th doctor/Rose
Pinkies-Glee- one shot; Brittany/Santana.
My favorties couples-
One Tree Hill- Brooke Peyton
Stargate Atlandis- Ronon Jennifer, Jonh Teyla
Stargate- Sam Jack, Vala Daniel
Smallville- Clark Lois( You really can't mess with the classic's.)
NCIS- Ziva Tony, Gibbs Addy
X-Files- Scully Mulder
Women murder club- Linsay Cindy
Veronica Mars- Veronica Logan
Pick the one's that fit you (Mine will be in bold)
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,
I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLSWHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in s BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.
If you hate sterotypes. The just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!
I will read anything-
Twilight Series( So can't wait for breaking dawn.)
Harry potter Series
Inheritance Circle Series-(So, can't wait for Brisingr to come out.)
Trickster's Series by Tamora Pierce
Anything Meg Cabot
Margaret Perterson Haddix books
Nora Roberts books
Of mice and men
Anything Holly Black( Tithe-A modern fearie tale, Valiant- A modern fearie tale, Ironside- A modern fearie tale)
Blood ties Series
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Like as we knew it
And many more...
Likes- Pretty much read anything once... But every "if" I don't like it, I will review. It's just a rule of mine.
Don't like- Mostly Crossover's, and I say most becouse I've read a few... but I mostly don't read them. Sorry to anyone that does alot of crossovers'.
They only two ways you can stop me from reading your stories grammar wise. One, If it's SO bad that I can't understand a word( and has a weak plotline.) Or( and this is just a petpeeve of mine.) If you DON'T Capitalist you're I. It is so annoying too see i, i, i, threw out the story.
Me and my writing- I started writing when I was about 12, most little charmed stories for my friends to read. At the time I had never even heard about a fanfiction. I love to write becouse it's my own little world that I control, No one can tell me what I can and cannot do in it. I'll admint now that I'm not a very good writer but I start a writer class in mid-winter, so, that should help. I also will not use a BETA becouse I think it stop me from becouse a better writing. IF you have a problem with that's your problem.
Today (03/28/07) I started reading this book, which I got on sunday, but that doesn't matter. What does mater is this book it called City oF Bones By Cassandra Clare. I just finished reading like 12 seconds ago, Its a brilliant book! Since your reading my profile( which probably mean you're not that busy.) google the book and just read the summary.
Doctor who(and not just the new series)
Life on mars
The Advantures of Sarah Jane Smith( I'm young enough to still watch kid shows)
The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Law and Order: SVU
One tree hill-
Okay I think that all?
Ok, Now show that are not on the air anymore.
X-files-I never watch x-files when they first air, most becouse I was like 3 when the first Episode air and like 12 when it ended but, Hey, that why we have re-runs.
Birds of Prey- They just should have never took it off the air! It was a great show, and just when Helena was going to meet Batman or so that what the perview look'd like.
Charmed- I started watching in the first season but I was like 8 so it didn't last long. I can back those... 4 years later ( season4) and watch every episode after that. Even made it threw season 7 ( not they best season.) but the last episode was great, and I hope the spin off makes it.
Sliders- That was a great show.
Buffy: the vampire slayer- only watch it becouse my big sister did, but she stop after season 3 I kept watching it. I thought it have a nice but sad ending to it.
Dark Angel- they could have done so much more with that show. that all I'm saying.
Joan of Arcadia- I hate how they ended that show, again that all I'm saying.
FireFly- good show, should not have ended.
Gilmore Girl's- Like every true fan I hate the ending.
Veronica Mars- They took the show off the air!
Fact of life- Saw a couple episode one day and pretty fun. Wish I would have been alive when it was on.
Roswell- Pretty cool ending!
Angel- Seen ever single episode but the last one! but other than that it was a great show.
Stargate SG-1- Thanks to the writer strike and the fact that I got tried of watching re-runs. I started looking at older show and it just so happen at the time scifi started to play re-run of Stargate, I had never seen any of the espisode, and I thought what the heck! Now, I totally hooked! Even bought season 1 and two, becouse I missed then on scifi.
Women murder club-
Movies-I like love movie- Stars Wars(all), Underworld-(all), red eye, james bond(I seen them all. yup! every single last one. I bet that was a surprise, I know I'm a very missunderstood person.), Serenity, Harry Potter(All), Dare devil, Elektra (like'd it better than dare devill, maybe becouse I'm a girl, I don't know?), The hichhiker's guide to the galaxy, x-men(All), The Gathering( one of the few movies I didn't firgure out before the end.) Pulse, Supermn Returns ( just love it.), The mummy, X Files( The movie.) Blood Rayne1&2, My man godfrey, All of the Bourne movies.
Music- I will pretty much listen to anything, I don't know why, I just do. Probably for having three sibling that listening to three different type's of music, and I just morfit together. So, here are some of my favorite's. Blue October, Fall out boys, Gary Allen, Genesis, Goo Goo Dolls, Jo Dee Messina, Hinder, Josh Turner, Linkin Park, Johnny Cash, Howie Day, Plain White T"s, Postal Service, REM, Blink 182, Sarah McLachlan, Bowling for soup, Tim Mcgraw, U2 and She&Him. Well, that just some, I'm pretty much obessed with music!
Fun fact- I live with Ten People, yup! I said ten.
Just sign up for FictionPress here my site. http://www.fictionpress.com/millioncolorslily, I also have youtude account. . I also have a livejournal thing, which I not to sure to do with right now. or your can try my, myspace. , but the key word there is try, I'm never on it and the only reason I have it is b/c my sister made it for me. Here are my communties on LJ that my Stargate Atlandis community and here's my Doctor Who community. Please feel free to join either of them or both if you like.
STUPID STUFF I'VE Accidentally done on Fanfiction.net
1.) written a chapter and posted in a spanish, even those the first three chapter are written in English, and I can't read or write in Spanish, but to make thing wrost I didn't notice's it till a week later.
2.) I once accidentally posted a chapter to a charmed story, to one of my Doctor Who stories. People were VERY confused.
Weird talks between me and my family-
(me sitting on the couch typying on my laptop.)- type, type, type.
My mom- When are you doing the dishes?
Me- don't know.
My mom- before 5am, hopfully.
(I look up from my laptop)- for your information, I started the dishes at 10:00pm... It just so happen I got done at 5am.
(Reading Twilight in my room. My mom walks in.)
My mom- WOW, that a long book. What's it about.
My mom says this in a very sad voice I might add.- Vampires.
My mom- you scare me sometimes.
me- and I'm ok with that!
(I'm in my room on the computer, when I get AIM from my liltle sister.)
lil sister(clmshootie14)- Get me a cookie.
Me (Piperwishes)- where are you?
lil sister(clmshottie14)- In mom's room.
Me(Piperwishes)- you mean the room that 2 seconds from my room.
lil sister(clmshottie14)- yes.
Me(Piperwishes)- you do know that mom's room closer too the kitchen than mine.
lil sister(clmshottie14)- yes.
Piperwishes logs off...
"We cannot lead someone else to the light while we are stading in the dark"-Unknown
"Never fear shadows...that always mean there is a light shining somewhere"-Unknown
"In life when people are around you, your living... in death when people are around you, you're still dying"-Me
"When everyone is thinking the same thing...some isn't thinking."- Unknown- to me.
Hope for everything...expected nothing.
Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you cuz of it's effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"
There are defite times when we should and should not draw our swords, sadly we will spend our entire life wondering when those times are."- Adam MacDonald
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you really, really hate the fact that Zack off Bones is gone, copy this into your profile.
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile
If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
obsessioncopy and paIf your friends groan whenever you talk about your current ste this into your profile with your obsession.(Ya, this change's weekly, sometime even daily.)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feet ball? Milk doesn't taste good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you don't hate Jacob Black (like everyone else seems to), copy and paste this into your profile.
If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into you profile.
If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into you profile.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
And Carlisle said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If you have spent more than 6 hours straight reading Twilight books copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read each of the Twilight books in one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are over sixteen and still occasionally watch the Disney Channel of your own free will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then.
You remember watching:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by:
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching:
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching:
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
one word. . . Furbies.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
You had slap bracelets!
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!"
"Why dont you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.."
If I were a vampire I would rule the world.
“Date a vampire, when you’re human anyway, or even when you are vampire, it’s the best form of contraception. Ever. Nuff said.”
They say there’s a light at the end of the tunnel…you just have to wait for it…bloody long tunnel.”
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
Have you ever noticed how bright the moon is?
My bag that just so happens not to be a purse has my life in it...my books, my money, my house key, and my i-pod
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!-Anonymous
Just because I have the occasional death wish doesn't mean I'm suicidal.
5 out of 3 people are horrible at math- I'm one of those 3
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead
never underestimate stupid people in large groups
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts...then SCHOOL IS EVIL!
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.
I do not suffer from Twilight OCD, I enjoy every minute of it.
We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”- Robin Williams
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
Love doesn’t ask who or why--Love happens. And if you find your true Soulmate, It is the greatest gift of Love.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.- I do believe it was we're off to see the Wizard.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Laby Anne Boleyn,
Life is like a book. it has chapters, a begining and an end. you can always look back on it for guidance and life lessons. yes there will be errors because no book is perfect. and as you grow old the pages will grow torn and fray. but unlike a book you can never put life on hold or set it aside to think, no matter how hard the hardships are, you must live. and don't just live because you have life. live because life without you is a smile never to be seen, a story never to be read, a song to never be sung,and a heart to never touch.so don't give up. because i haven't and neither has the world... "let love in." The fray
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
1.) Being gay is not natural. real Americans always rejects unnatural things thinks like eyeglasses, polysters, liposuction, and air conditioning.
2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.) Legallzing gay marriage will be open the door to all kind of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets becouse a dog has a leg standing and can sigh a marriage contract.
4.) Straight marriage had been a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, black still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour- just- for- fun marrige would be destroyed.
6.) Straight marrige are vaild becouse they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people should be allowed to marry becouse our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world need more children.
7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parent only raise straight chidren.
8.) Gay marrige is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like our, the values of one reilgion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in American.
9.) Chlidren can never succeed without a male and a female role models at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans...
If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, ChezaYumiUsagi, Laby Anne Boleyn.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-Im not a can.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into you profile.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if a pencil has ever gotten jammed in your neck (or another part of your body) put this in your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are an obsessed fangirl/boy, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
"Dying for your beliefs is easy. People do it everyday. Its living with yourself afterwards thats the hard part."
"If you had to chose, die or watch the world die, what would you pick?"
"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."
"Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... in case there's anything dangerous."
"Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect."
"Do I look like a freakin' People Person?"
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be."
"Many would say that writing is a form of escaping reality, but there is nothing more satisfying than living in a world of your own creation, even if only for a little while."
Are you laughing?
Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
Im not laughing.
ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
Are you still laughing?
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?
Keep on laughing.
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT.
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS.
KEEP ON LAUGHING!
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
You Know That You're Obsessed With Technology If...
1. You scream when the power goes out.
2. You keep thinking of the most complicated ways to figure out something.
3. You can figure out how to play a video game in 5 minutes without once looking at the directions.
4. The history on your computer is so full, it looks like a book.
5. The power goes out, and you hope that the Internet will still work on your laptop, even if the battery is going to die.
6. You can't sit still to read a book without turning on the TV.
7. You must have headphones/video game player/IPOD to do anything.
8. You have a cell phone and text message people all the time.
9. You read this list.
10. You've ever spent 5 hours on the computer without even getting up for food. In the middle of the night. On a school night. With a test the next day.
Long live Sarah Jane Smith. 1973-1976; 1983, 2006, 2007-
If you believe Sarah was a bloody fantastic companion, join the unofficial "Long live Sarah" campaign and add this to your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
“Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.” Don't know who said it. :(
"These shoes! They fit perfectly!"
The Doctor and Grace, in "The Enemy Within"
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
The Doctor, in Timewyrm: Genesys
: Oh she's not my wife.
: cornered by the Empty Children with Rose and Capatain Jack Go to your room.
(Wyatt has shrunk Leo and Piper and put them in the dolls house.)
(Phoebe turned into a mermaid)
Piper I'm being stalked by psycho-killers and I hide in the shower
Gabrielle assesses her surroundings "The Elusyian Fields... only heroes wind up here."
: Oh goody. Mom's here.
: I never knew you were looking for a father.
: You AREN'T virgins?
Vicki Nelson- (notice a painting of Henry the VIII in the penthhouse.) History buff?
Henry Fitzroy-Family photo.
Henry Fitzroy- you believe I'm a vampire but you don't believe I had a father?
Vicki Nelson- and he just so happened to be one of the most famous figures in History. (suddenly realise who he is) That makes you Henry, Duke of Richmond.
Henry Fitzroy- you surprise me again. How did you know that?
Vicki Nelson- I have a minor in History.
Mike Celluci- So how Henry doing?
Vicki Nelson- Good.
Mike Celluci- That's good.
Vicki Nelson-Yeah, after he snacked on the mad mook that almost killed him he was like a kid again. You know, 480 years young. Spring lamb.
Vicki Nelson- They never card me anymore. It's tragic.
Dimitri-What tragic is you still care about that.
Vicki Neslon- You weren't in my bed running your hands up and down my body just now.
Henry Fitzroy- Depends. Where you enjoying it.
Vicki Neslon- Henry!
Henry Fitzroy- No. I wasn't.
Vicki Neslon- Oh.
Henry Fitzroy- Disappointed?
Vicki Neslon- Relieved.
Henry Fitzroy- You don't look relieved?
Vicki Neslon- No, this is my relieved face.
Vicki Neslon- They're demon brands, Coreen. They're not Hello Kitty Tattoos.Actaully, that would be wrost.
Mike Celluci- You should've told me Fitzroy was a vampire.
Vicki Neslon- Yeah, 'cause you've been so open mind to that kinda thing before.
Henry Fitzroy- I can sign for you if you want?
Vicki Neslon- Are you stalking me?
Henry Neslon- It's Wendesday.
Vicki Neslon- And, that's, what, Stalking day?
Vicki Neslon- Mike, I want you to be my baby daddy.
D.G.- You guys are out of your tiny little minds
Azadekllia-That little bitch has gone to see the wizard.
D.G. Two little princesses dancing in a row. Dancing spinining freely on their little toes. Where the light will lead them, they will never know. Two littke princesses dancing in a row.
Cain- I know what your doing, kid... I've led men through battle myself.
D.G.- and, Um... How am I doing?
Cain- Well, there's less hugging when I do it. but not so bad.
Brooke holding asleeping baby Angie, little boys comes up speaking loudly. "Ever heard of an inside voice."
Peyton: Brooke were outside.
I had to put this in my profile I found it on my computer and thought how sad and if you want to copy go ahead.
a guy handed a girl 12 roses: 11 real and 1 fake rose. And said he'll love her until every rose dies
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile
this is something I found I don't know who its by...
I've been right
other little quotes...
maybe redemption has stories to tell
maybe forgiveness is right where you fell
where can you run to escape from yourself?
where you gonna go?
where you gonna go?
salvation is here...
(-Switchfoot; Dare You to Move)
Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Check this out...
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:
57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere, 8 Africans.
52 would be female, 48 male.
70 non-white, 30 white.
70 would be non-Christian, 30 Christian.
89 heterosexual, 11 homosexual.
6 people would possess 59 of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.
80 would live in substandard housing, 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition.
1 would be near death, 1 near birth.
1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.
WHEN ONE CONSIDERS OUR WORLD FROM SUCH A COMPRESSED PERSPECTIVE, THE NEED FOR BOTH ACCEPTANCE, UNDERSTANDING AND EDUCATION BECOMES GLARINGLY APPARENT.
Some things to ponder:
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death..you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75 of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among the top 8 of the world's wealthy.
If your parents are still alive and still married...you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful...you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder...you are blessed because you can offer a healing touch.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all- ( I like to thank CharmedsOneForever for the info)
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you made it to the end of my very, very long profile you get a price...what movie is this Quote from-
Jack-Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
this quote is very true in life, thrust me on this. Oh and If you need where the quote from your price is... your smart be proud. if you don't message me all tell you.
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