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Joined 05-19-06, id: 1049347, Profile Updated: 02-05-13
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Hunger Games, and Twilight.

I'm Lu and I'm 21 years old.

I know I am slow to update my stories, so I ask all readers to be patient. I'm at university, and the workload is heavy. There is so much pressure, and although I know there are authors on here who juggle writing with uni work and other commitments, I can't see myself doing the same. Stress levels are at an all-time high with the amount of work to do. I'll try to update whenever I can, and the list of progress on each story is below.

I'm studying photography at university.

I'm also a half-author on the account egopygmepuff92, which is a collaberation between myself and Cat (egolust92).


Progress:

Getting Ron Back - Chapter Nine has been uploaded, and I'm working on ideas for Chapter Ten. You're in for a wait, I'm afraid. I know how I'm going to end it, it's just getting there.

Violence -This one is having a major rethink. My confidence has been knocked and it's back to the drawing board with it to try and make it better and more believable. There are some amazing Dark Knight fics out there, and I don't want this to be one of the ones lower on the scale of greatness.

A Future Neverland - Temporarily, if not permanently, discarded.

The Downfall of Ginny - Completed.

The Rise of Harry - Discarded. I was aiming for a trillogy with this one being part two (DoG being part one), but DoG can be a stand alone fic. Also, I came up with the idea for it being a trillogy when I was about... 14, 15 years old? And it just doesn't flow anymore. I have permanent writers block on this, so it's been scrapped, as has part three.

Talking Heads - Temporarily discarded. It's supposed to be a bit of a piss-take of "Hermione and Draco are head boy and girl, they have to share accomidation and end up doing it like bunnies" stories (of which there are hundreds), but this one's fallen by the wayside too.

Happy New Year - This was probably the first fanfic I wrote (DoG being the first one published) and it's unfinished. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get back into writing this one with so many years having gone by without me continuing it, so for now, it's discarded, at least temporarily.

I Only Wanted a Sandwich - As it's a one-shot, it's completed, with no plans of a follow-up.

What's My Name Again? and The Broom Show - These are two Blink-182 songfics which are completed. However, I'm planning to post more, and don't know whether to put them all in one fic to make it easier for readers to look at.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: A Parody -I really need to get back into the mindset of writing this one. I was planning to do one parody story for each film, but I never got on with it. I do want to continue with this, and write for the seven other films, but I need inspiration.

Not Another My Immortal Commentary!Completed. I'm currently working on Not Another Twila Commentary!which is in progress.

Perfect Gentleman? -As it's a one-shot, it's completed.

Look out for:

- George/Angelina one-shot


Thanks for reading,

Love and liquorice wands,

Lu.

xxxx

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Counting Fingers, Counting Toes by ssdawning reviews
Now COMPLETE! Cedric and Hermione are now parents. How did they get to this moment? Follow their story as they walked the path towards parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20118 - Favs: 13,002 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Impulses by Mistress Infinity reviews
The Joker teaches Bane about impulses- something the Man Who Broke the Bat never quite managed to master on his own. Eventual Bane/Joker. Don't like, don't read. T for safety, may change later.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Joker, Bane
Take by SkyKissed reviews
He makes love not unlike how he fights. Very little in the way of finesse, only raw power, the knowledge that he is stronger, faster, than any of their species on this planet. Home field advantage, he'd told her with a knowing smirk. Superman/Faora, PWP
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Harder and Harder Still by Inu-midoriko reviews
Based off the new movie, Man of Steel. - She's a rose, something beautiful and dangerous all in one. Perhaps this is what draws him in, perhaps it's his heritage. What ever it is, he can't fight it, he grows harder and harder still. Warning: PWP. Supes/Faora
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Faora - Complete
A question of lust by TheNerdGlaze reviews
[future fic, post ADWD] Sansa accidentally sees Tyrion in an intimate situation. The scene starts to haunt her.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sansa S., Tyrion L. - Complete
A Leap of Faith by IronyRocks reviews
Man of Steel fic. 'Lois, what have you gotten yourself into now' A familiar and all-encompassing phrase never, ever more appropriate than in this moment. The strange thing is she isn't even talking about the military custody or the alien invasion. It all pales in comparison to the man sitting in front of her. Lois/Clark.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
The Love Spell Continuation by Misophonia reviews
ONE-SHOT. Amy, humiliated by the notion that her friends think her relationship with Sheldon is a joke, finds solace in her boyfriend's bedroom. He, of course, comes to comfort her and a discussion on the progression of their relationship results. Will the roll of a die bring Amy the intimacy she wants from Sheldon or is she just doomed to disappointment?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
I Wrote This by im-batman reviews
Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
The Coitus Cognizance by causidicus-anna reviews
A few months after Sheldon and Amy consummate their relationship, Sheldon shows up unexpectedly at Amy's apartment one evening. Three guesses as to what happens next. Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory doesn't belong to me.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Counting Kisses by starknakedgendry reviews
The 4th, 5th and 6th times were back in the Godswood, where they end up kissing instead of praying. When Jon Snow commented how Gendry seems to be a prayerful man lately, Arya only laughed and said that Gendry has a new-found faith in the faces on the trees. He didn't need to know what his sister and his blacksmith friend had been doing in the Godswood apart from daily prayers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Socks by Mistress Infinity reviews
A drabble about a group therapy session in Arkham in which Bane notices the Joker's socks. Not quite fluffy, but could be, if you squint.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bane, Joker
As You Wish by bilbobagginshield reviews
Kinkmeme fill! fem!Bilbo seduces Thorin and shows him that even though he is their leader and king, he's not always the one in charge. Warnings: dirty talk, oral sex/facesitting, rough sex, power play, very slight D/s
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Precious Gem by Viska Vatten reviews
Thorin was not always the stiff, brooding, majestic to-be-king dwarf. Sometimes, he was just like any other dwarf, and needed some love and affection. [Pre-Smaug] [Thorin x Reader]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Trio by officialthomaspaine reviews
Her hands searched for the closest figure… even if it was Fili doing the pleasuring, she pulled Thorin's face to her, shuddering, and kissed him hard. By doing this, Briley hoped she could hide her sounds—the more embarrassing sounds—from their ears. In the end, it was pointless. Thorin/OC/Fili, rated M for smut! Related to 'Campfire'
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Fili, Thorin
Campfire by officialthomaspaine reviews
It was an innocent question. Truly, it was. Can the noble Thorin Oakenshield smile? He's never smiled in her presence (well, he's never let her see). Maybe she could make him. Thorin/OC, written as a gift! SMUT
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thorin - Complete
The Second Sunrise by Grey Gardenia reviews
Pre-, during, and post-TDKR. Officer John Blake discovers what it means to lose everything after he thought he had nothing else, and Bane gains something he never thought possible. BlakexOC / OCxBane. Rated for sex and violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - J. Blake, Bane
Need by SarahBlackwood reviews
"Give Selina your hand and she'll tear off your arm." Selina Kyle after Batman's sacrifice.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Grave by BCooper reviews
Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,633 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Partying Under Protest by entwined-fate reviews
Aria is less than pleased to be getting dragged along on Doug's bachelor party but that doesn't mean she won't make the best of the situation. A situation Phil fully intends to use to his advantage. Phil/OC.
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Phil W.
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
A Love in Reverse by S. Schumaker reviews
RESUMED, FINALLY! Chap. 8 is complete. Enjoy! A night of drunken passion brings the two teens together. But Hermione doesn't remember it, and Harry is feeling guilty...Is the friendship doomed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I'd Rather See You Dead by impulsesbulky reviews
The Joker had sent the building he had called home up in flames and walked away that day from everything, leaving her and that chapter of his life behind. She was dead. Or so he thought, until he was once again face to face with Angel. Joker/OC Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,309 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Wedding S3x by Bendleshnitz reviews
Charlie goes back to the Burrow for George's wedding and reunited with an old friend, only to find out she had grown into a sexy, flirty woman. -NotCanonCompliant-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Charlie W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Water is Rising Quick by monroeslittle reviews
"Who told you about sex?" his mother demands, furious. She stabs the air in front of her with her fork. "Answer me. I need to know who told my eight-year-old son about sex. Answer me."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Rules and Restrictions by escapedsnake911 reviews
Prefects do not have midnight encounters. They are far too dignified for that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Repression by auriellis reviews
A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,744 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Brothers Weasley by Alice in the Rabbithole reviews
Fred and George always had many talents – one was with the ladies. The Devilish Duo work their wonders. Well, they DO say two is better than one ... No slash, but more than a fair amount of smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,048 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Perfect Insanity by ClownQween'69 reviews
2 After spending some time away from the Joker, Willow finally feels shes over him, until they come to meet again. Emotions are out of control as they wonder how they feel about each other & they both come to startling surprises, Joker/OC. (Sequel to DWTS) (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,864 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker - Complete
Loves Lost by untouchablerave reviews
The lost moments between Ron and Hermione in the Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blush by madcowre reviews
Hushed feelings and shy glances are all they can afford for each other, until a strange twist of fate pushes Ariadne deeper into Arthur's private life than she could ever hope for. NC-17 for HOT SMUT.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
I Want To Be With You by egolust92 reviews
Hermoine has changed and is with Ron but feels for somebody else will she ever get her night in shinning armor. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Mum and Dad by tears over beers reviews
"Today was my birthday. I asked where you were and everyone said you both went away. When are you coming back? I changed my hair to pink and Uncle Charlie cried. Why did he cry? Love, Teddy Lupin, age six." Teddy writes a series of letters to his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Teddy L., N. Tonks - Complete
Catalyst by chelseyb reviews
For she was his catalyst, even in death. Oneshot. Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Loves Lost The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 by untouchablerave reviews
A sequel to "Loves Lost". The lost moments between Ron and Hermione from The Deathly Hallows: Part 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Fox, The Hare and The Tiger by CSI Clue reviews
A grim situation brings about a bond between Arthur, Eames and Ariadne that goes beyond friendship.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,837 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Liar, Liar Gotham on Fire by ControlYourWorld reviews
23-year-old Allison Cambelle is back in Gotham with her daughter after four years away. Everything seems normal, but in Gotham nothing is normal and daddy dearest makes a comeback but he might be the one surprised. Long summary inside. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Joker
Undisclosed Desires by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
"No. We made a deal and we're going to stick with it. And Granger, judging by the last session of sex, I don't think you want it to end." Hermione blushed furiously, "You don't want it to either." He chuckled darkly, "I never denied that." Intrigued?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thoughts and Actions by WindFromTheNorth reviews
Edward is irritated to hear some of the improper thoughts his classmates are having about Bella. A sexy smutfic covered in a coating of sweet fluff, completed and ready to be enjoyed...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Love by bevcannon672 reviews
Two shots, vampire Edward, human Bella, before New Moon. Edward overhears Bella having a 'private moment' one evening and has a difficult time controlling his impulses. Rated M for lemony fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coercion and Competition by B.C Daily reviews
Lily finds James after a particularly grueling Quidditch practice. LJoneshot ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Christmas Party by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione lets loose at a Gryffindor Christmas party...with the assistance of a pair of identical troublemakers of course! Fred x Hermione x George. Warnings: Smut, lemon, underage alcohol consumption
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Nerves by Miss Mercury Blue reviews
She was an immovable object set in the way of an unstoppable force. She had nerves of steel, a bad attitude, and a mouth that could make any grown man cry. She was bad news all around and yet she stil managed to catch the Joker's eye. COMPLETED.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,258 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Joker - Complete
Work Your Magic by watchtherainfall reviews
COMPLETE LEMON, SMUT. RATED M FOR SEX SCENES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Witnessing room by Bendleshnitz reviews
"When moonlight crawls along the street, the world revolves, I've let it go" -Not Betaed-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - George W., Gabrielle D. - Complete
All I Need by NariaVane reviews
"Say that you love me," he stepped forward a bit, suddenly gaining a small amount of confidence, she didn't move, but she looked up at him with her big, beautiful, emerald, almond shaped eyes, which were brimming with tears. SS/LE rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Venture by Lilmissxx reviews
Hermione shook her head in denial, and he laughed quietly, breath fanning over her ear. "You want this. Stop battling with your mind Granger, and succumb to your body's desires…" Dramione Lemonade. First in the Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Living Fantasy by 20-guilty-pleasures reviews
Never in his wildest dreams had Snape believed that he would end up in bed with the object of all his fantasies; Lily Evans. But now that he was, he had no intentions of wasting the oppourtunity. WARNING: this contains a very sour lemon, but a juicy one…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
From a Whisper to a Scream by snarkysweetness reviews
In a quest to expand their sexual horizons, Ron does his best to tempt Hermione into something new, but will she be the one who enjoys it more than he does?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Advice on Sex but good heavens, don't take it! by luvscharlie reviews
When their first bout of lovemaking doesn't go as Hermione expects, Ron sets out to make things right, with a little advice from a brother whose reputation with the ladies is legendary. Ron/Hermione, Charlie/Viktor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Language of the Heart by januaried reviews
Kal-el thinks in English and loves in Kryptonian.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Unloved by MemoriesFade reviews
For the rest of their marriage, he knew he would have to be content with the other man in the relationship. But he loved her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Harry P. - Complete
Going on by catg33k reviews
Post-DH. What happens to Hary during the first hours after the very end of DH Epilogue not included . Cannon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Demonstration by AiMei85 reviews
t’s Ginny’s fifth year and the DA is going strong. But when a simple demonstration of casting and deflecting between Harry and Ginny becomes something more, Ginny can’t wait to get her hands on Harry. And neither can he. Post-OoTP AU HG smutty oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Care to Join Me? by Red Roses Turn White reviews
Because, more often than not, it’s the world that’s wrong about love. It doesn’t matter though; they’re not listening. FredxGeorge. Slash. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Something to Talk About by snarkysweetness reviews
It’s Harry’s eight year at Hogwarts and gossip is flying through the school about his relationship with Ginny Weasley. Having never been shy, Ginny decides to take charge of their relationship and give all the gossip mongers something real to talk about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shiver by snarkysweetness reviews
On a hot summer day, Harry decides to take advantage of walking in on Ginny cooling off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Giving in to Temptation: Easter Snippet by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
When Harry and Ron are called away on Auror business on Easter, Fred and George pay Hermione a visit. Fifth and a quarter in the series. Gift for pentastic. FredHermioneGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
When Chest Monsters Attack by Starrika reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Christmas after the Burrow for the first time after the war. Harry's chest monster makes a return. Snowball fights and snogging ensue. Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Prove It by lovefrog159 reviews
She kissed the corner of his mouth, her fingers teasing his neck and hair. "Prove it James." She kissed his jaw, "Prove you love me." Another kiss, this one closer to his ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Last Chance by Aras Potter reviews
Lily Evans has agreed to marry James Potter, but Severus Snape refuses to let that happen. She can't marry him until she knows how Snape feels for her. A Snape/Lily one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fragility of Tears by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Step Three, little Miss Lily Evans," James said quietly, turning back to his books and feeling her hot gaze on him, "Step three: I get the girl." JPLE, One-Shot, Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Credit is Due by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione tries to convince Harry to accept his Order of Merlin, but he refuses. HG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy to Perfection by maia.maiestas reviews
To Fred Weasley there is nothing more sexy than Hermione Granger, but when she doesn't believe that he'll have to show her, just how much he tresures her body. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Shelter by lachambre11 reviews
And somehow, between the chaos that ensues after the Final Battle, Ron and Hermione find hope to carry on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherish by Heart of a Slytherin reviews
My brother, my twin, and my lover. He's the one I cherish most in the world, but it wasn't always like this. It took years before I could tell him what I knew, what -everyone- knew. Fred/George slash. Incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Little Secrets: 'With Clouds Between Their Knees' by Kala Lane-Kent reviews
After the ten millionth time she'd heard the joke, Lois decides that if she's been said to have joined the mile-high club, she's damn well going to try.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L. - Complete
The Cure For Insomnia by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Lately Hermione hasn't been able to sleep. When she finally does, what happens when a certain pair of twins wake her up? TwinsxHermione. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Joker's New Pet by PrincessOfNerds reviews
The Joker kidnaps Gordon's daughter. But what heinous event in the Joker's past caused him to be the way he is? And why IS is he so infatuated with Gordon's little brat? Lots of sex and better in later chapters. Also lots of plot now. R&R! D/s, Violence
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 174,130 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Joker, Joker
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All Hallows by casstic reviews
A late-submitted, fluffy Halloween fic. Joker/Harley, BTAS-verse, roughly detailed sex scenes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Honey and Sulphur by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
The Joker was always interested in her, even before his reign of chaos. She played hard to get, but he managed to reel her in and become faithful to him and only to him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,481 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Joker - Complete
I thought I'd be over it by Psychotic-Savvy reviews
Put on your Joker face" BEFORE THIS. The Joker AGAIN takes Kirsty from the normal life of a Gotham citizen, but this time it's disturbing for both of them. What will happen? Will they end up killing each other or will they be able to survive each other?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Light in the Darkness by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
When a woman hides him from Batman he allows her one request and the request leads to some interesting events... Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,952 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Joker
Jack's Descent by Kendra Luehr reviews
When Jack Napier's life is changed by one impulsive moment, Rachel Dawes doesn't want to believe he's dead like the police claim. After 6 years pass without any sign of her fiancé, a crazed, familiar lunatic crashes Harvey's fundraiser. MATURE AU JOKACHEL
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,895 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closer by snarkysweetness reviews
What do you do when you’ve fought a deadly, horrific battle and survived? Have dirty sex, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Touch Me by snarkysweetness reviews
Hannah wakes up from a vivid sex dream about Neville and can’t help but explore her desire for him, only to find that she has an audience. Hannah/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Put on your Joker face by Psychotic-Savvy reviews
A hostage situation turned into a lifetime achievement. JOKER/OC BRUCE/OC MORBID. SEXUAL. MIND BOGGLING EXCITEMENT. AND I ALSO SUCK AT SUMMARIES. :D RATED M FOR A REASON.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Shamelessly by atruwriter reviews
An evening tryst leads Hermione to the conclusion that she and Fred were meant for more than secrecy. All she has to do is let herself say those three words. :FredHermione OneShot, Challenge issued by Tahneese:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/3/2008 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sola Vide by Orange Seltzer reviews
It didn't make sense, but for a few minutes, Percy was okay with living by faith alone.[Lunacy, better known as LunaPercy][PostDH][Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W., Luna L. - Complete
I'll Catch You If You Fall by Mi ChIbO reviews
In an effort to prove that she can do everything, Lily Evans finds herself standing in the Quidditch pitch, James Potter beside her, wondering if she really CAN reach the goalpost without falling. James promised he would catch her, but she’s not so sure..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
From Venice with Love by jamieblye reviews
On Holiday In Italy, Hermione meets a completely different Malfoy than she's used to. What will happen when school resumes? AU, Disregards book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Save the Last Song Saga: Sometimes by patninhe reviews
Slash Songfic! Sometimes things don't go the way they were planned and turn turnout different then they would. Harry is about to find out that the love of his life may actually return his feelings. But will the Gryffindor stop running from Cedric?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
If Loving You Is Wrong by Moonlightchic18 reviews
AU. If loving your teacher is wrong, than Angelina doesn’t want to be right. Professor Fred Weasley has trapped Angelina within a web of seduction, and she doesn’t want to be free.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Angelina J., George W.
Burning Inside by egolust92 reviews
The brotherhood are returning and recruiting again, With the cure wearing off rogue finds herself back where she was before leaving the life that she wanted to run away from, but will her and bobby's relationship still work or will she move on from him
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Pyro, Rogue
The Nightmare Before Kindergarten by Jabberwockychamber17 reviews
The Familiar Cast in Kindergarten!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
A Game of Deception by Ibris reviews
COMPLETE! Ginny and Malfoy start a relationship behind Harry's back, and suddenly, she gets pregnant. Who is the father? What will happen to this baby? Love triangle, or pentagon actually. Eventually GinnyMalfoy and HarryHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Nymph Galaxy 2 by Mari89 reviews
Struggling, Hermione will do anything to get Draco back, but when Ron confesses that he wants to be with her and Draco seems to notice, Hermione is left with the decision of pursuing after her enemy or breaking her best friend's heart...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Subtle Transformations by UlitimateKillerInternational reviews
Hermione has just been made head girl, she is horrifed to find out she has to share living quarters with Draco all year. At first his behaviour is abrupt, but will he make a subtle transformation....? i'm told this summary isn't very good, give it a try i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,813 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Of Ginny and Luna by tooweaktocureyou reviews
So if you are the night sky then she is the moon. Illuminating you. Making you bright. Filling you with a light that makes you feel like a glittery, feathery girl. Sparkly and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Sexy Sexy Harry and those other kids by pigglywiggly reviews
Well look who is back and as sexy as ever. Thats right, Harry Potter is going through changes no one seems to understand. And Ron's abuse is really only a cover for his feelings for Hermione....i think R&R hbp spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P.
The Prodigal by KatieBell70 reviews
The end of the war finds George Weasley a lost and broken man. Can Luna help him find his way home? A Love and Levity outtake WARNING : Multiple beloved character deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
The Star Wars Adventure A Hannah Potter Musical by AeroCat reviews
Song parody chaos continues with this new songfic. Classic songs are mixed with the classic Star Wars series, with the famous witch Hannah Potter leading the way
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006
The Final Duel by AeroCat reviews
A two part songfic. What would Harry and Voldemort's final battle be like with Queen music? Read and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Happy for Her Boy by Hippogriffgirl42 reviews
Oneshot.Hermione's perspective on the HG kiss. Angst, Ginnyhate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Edward Scissorhands Returns by Voldemortlover reviews
What happens when Edward finds out he has new hands to build, and he must become popular to the public?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006
My trip to Halloweentown by My Parasites Love Me reviews
I was swept away to Halloweentown, where I meet Jack and the gang. Based on a dream that I had. Chapter Seven is here...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
A Crimson Crush by Phoenix Donovan reviews
PART ONE of a two part story: Draco works for the Order and lives with his lover, Ron, but an unexpected affair is only the beginning of a chain of twisted events that will force Draco to question his loyalty. DracoRon, DracoPansy, DracoFred.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
The Nightmare Before Christmas by Frozen Shade reviews
A little cross parody poem of The Night Before Christmas and Nightmare Before Christmas. Enjoy!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Complete
Hannah PotterThe Musical! by AeroCat reviews
A musical version of Hannah PotterAn American Witch, featuring parodies of popular songs. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Good Morning, Hermione by bitchfit26 reviews
A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fireside Turn Blue by amor-remanet reviews
Envy is a new feeling for Luna, and she doesn't like it. WARNINGS: FEMMESLASH GinnyxLuna and LunaxHermione, het GinnyxHarry, snogging, creative use of ties, minor biting, and nonlinear structure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Some things are made of wood by dustbunnies710 reviews
Professor Snape has something very important to show his potions class. contains slash, if that squicks you don't read por favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Severus S.
Gary Gaydarr and the Vibrator's Batteries by Conrad's Lover reviews
REVIEW! Gary aka. Gay Harry. OC, OOC, random occurances, humour and randomness based story line, parody of the 1st movie. Innuendo galore and you get to see Dumbledore get his leg humped more frequently than he would like
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
The Elephant is Really a Mouse by idea-of-sarcasm reviews
FredHermione. It's just a matter of forgetting the past
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Sweetest Sin by knifethrowastarr reviews
Hermione comes back to the Burrow for a visit after leaving the Wizarding world for a few years. Will her sudden return renew an old crush? Rated M for smut! Disclaimer: Characters don't belong to me, although I'd love to take the twins home!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,588 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bothering Snape by Billycan reviews
PRE HBP Ginny and two of her friends make a list of 40 ways to bother Professor Snape, and Ginny is elected to carry them out. Inspired by the 'Bothering Snape' cartoons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Most Daring Move by Mari89 reviews
Hermione falls for two guys who are complete opposites:Harry and Draco. She craves them and they crave her, but she wants to be with both and for them to accept it.Will they accept to live with it, doing the most daring thing..R for sexual content & lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Two of a Kind by oXoDarkGoddessoXo reviews
When Fleur suddenly turns up at Hogwarts Draco is forcecd to relive past memories of her, and make present new ones. In a whirlwind of emotions find out how these two were meant for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Draco M., Fleur D.
Red Wine, Red Flame, and Red Lust by AiraEresse reviews
Luna awakes in the arms of Harry after an eventful night in the Room of Requirement. (Just a little shipper fluff I came up with. Rating is mainly just to be careful)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Twins by SeraCeleste reviews
I'm writing a series of vignettes, just short snippets inside of the relationship between George and Fred. Some parts are dark (especially this one) and some are more light. It's an ongoing thing. This is the first part.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2003 - George W., George W.
I just can't wait to be king by Tarash reviews
You know the Lion King? You know the song 'I just can't wait to be king'? Ever wondered how it would sound if Prince George sang it? Good, then come here.
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/25/2002
Snape's First Date by Ringbearer reviews
blink-182 hp song
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Not Another Twila Commentary! reviews
Oh no, Not Another Twila Da Girl Who Was In Luv W A Vampir Commentary! Join me as I read "Twila" for the first time. Is Twila just a "Twilighted" version of Ebony Darkness Insert Goffikness Here Way? Does Bella really "like-a the rain"? Is everyone in love with Twila? Is Carlos Cullen a total pervert? Find out with me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Edward
Not Another My Immortal Commentary! reviews
My commentary on My Immortal. Lets hope I don't blow my brains out re-reading this monstrosity. I know there are lots out there but give mine a read! : R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,692 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Thresh Prince of District 11 reviews
This was inspired by a picture I saw online about the "Thresh Prince". R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Thresh - Complete
One Bad Day reviews
Jack's a good kid, but you can change after one bad day. Joker origin inspired by "The Killing Joke".
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Joker
Perfect Gentleman? reviews
ONESHOT. Angelina is stressed from the pressure being the new Quidditch captain brings, and one fellow seventh year wants to help her let off some steam. My first attempt at smut. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Angelina J. - Complete
Getting Ron Back reviews
After years of humiliation, Fred Weasley is getting back his brother Ron by... Getting off with his girlfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G.
What's My Name Again? A Song For Lockhart reviews
A silly Blink-182/Harry Potter parody song about the effects of "Obliviate", a broken wand and the Chamber of Secrets. Based on "What's My Age Again" by Blink and inspired by another Blink/Potter song of mine, "The Broom Show".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
I Only Wanted a Sandwich reviews
"Harry opened the door to the seventh-year's dormitory expecting to collapse on his four-poster bed. The expanse of the mattress was taken up by the redheaded nymph he'd been dreaming about for months." ONE-SHOT, HP/GW lemon, post BoH. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Violence reviews
The Joker has a new accomplice in his team: a woman, who ends up romantically involved with him. When she finds out a deadly secret, will the Joker put love before a Batman free Gotham? Or more importantly, does the Joker even have the power to love?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Joker
The Broom Show reviews
Songfic of "The Rock Show" by Blink-182. Cho's POV about her relationship with Harry. Mentions Ron, Hermione, Cedric, and Marietta. Sticks to the plot of JKR's books. Just lighthearted punk-pop fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Cho C., Harry P. - Complete
A Future Neverland reviews
A modern day version of Peter Pan in which it is not growing up that scares the children but adulthood. Wendy finds help in Peter, and he helps her to be a kid again. DISCARDED
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Talking Heads reviews
Another Dramione. Are they Head Boy and Girl? Why yes they are! You probably know what's gonna happen, but R&R anyway please. Rated M for later chapters that I probs wont write for a while due to exams and school and stuff like that. TEMP. DISCARDED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love After Death Trilogy: The Rise Of Harry reviews
Sequel to The Downfall Of Ginny. The story continues from where TDOG left off. Harry is finding it hard to get over Ginny's death moreso than others. What will happen to Draco Malfoy? PERMANENTLY DISCARDED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Happy New Year reviews
Harry fancies Serena. Serena fancies Harry. How hard will it be for them to get together? Very, apparently. TEMPORARILY DISCARDED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets A Parody reviews
Technically a parody of HP2 movie. Very random stuff. I'll do my disclaimer now: I unfortunately am not JK Rowling, so I don't own these characters. But my surname is unusually like hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P.
Love After Death Trilogy: The Downfall of Ginny reviews
Ginny is hoping to spend the evening away from possesive exboyfriend Harry, and eyeing up her crush Draco. But what happens to her isn't what anybody expected. Rated M for sexual and suicidal content. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete