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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto.

Name: Kelly

Age: None of you bees wax...I'm between 8 and 100

About Me:

Ummm I haven't been on in centuries, and I porbably wont be on for awhile

so i guess you could say I'm dead

soo if i dont reply to you, or update...

I'm sorry?


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Three, Three, Seven, One by notagiraffe reviews
Three girls, three kisses, seven days, and one Kankuro. As Ino so eloquently put it, "Three strikes, you're out!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas by naruto-fan001 reviews
What Happens When The Rookie Nine Including Team Gai Go On A Trip To Las Vegas In The States? What Lies In Store For Them? Is Sasuke That Protective? Can Naruto Control His Drool? Is Gaara A Cute Little Puppy? Read To Find Out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
My Crazy 'Ole Sis by remnantsofsanity reviews
Sick drabbles of that Temari chick and stuff. I’m back guys! Ch3: Temari gives a guest a makeover. If you guys like comedy, COM right in! ;.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Thoughts of a red cloud by louiemoto reviews
Stories of an akatsuki nature. Chapter 8: Deidara and Tobi at walmart, why do they even attempt? R&R, damn it. Title has been made a little less lame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Deidara, Hidan
Gaara And Kankuro's Case by Morbid Guidance reviews
When Kankuro finds out that Temari likes someone in Konoha, he and a surprisingly curious Gaara go into stalking mode trying to figure out who this mysterious person is. Now what will Temari say when she finds them? Or more, what will she do? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Lullaby by starlight15 reviews
Part I: 100 drabbles. Drabble 100: They were shinobi. But, first and foremost, they were human... That’s what we were taught anyways.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 52,400 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Choose your weapon, pierce my heart by XxnightshadexX reviews
please just read..its a story were you are in it...its really good..well at lease thats what iv herd...enyways GIRLS ONLY and i do not own the Naruto characters so dont sue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Adventures of Kankuro and Kiba by Jesshiku-chan reviews
A random, funny story about the adventures of Kankuro and Kiba, the best of friends. Really funny! Please read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Kiba I., Kankuro
Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy reviews
Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Temari's Promises by DesertRoseTemari reviews
Seven year old Temari associates with Gaara for the first time in her life, but what could the effects be on not only her, but on Kankurou? She chooses the easier path. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Sasuke the Emo Ninja by Saja Natalia reviews
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer done Naruto style.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Extreme Makeover Naruto Edition by Flashfire Freak reviews
Naruto has started his own semiconstruction company.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
The House Of Horror by Akatsukilover2010 reviews
It's Halloween night and the Rookie 9, The Sand Siblings, Team Gai, and Akatsuki want some candy! When Zetsu makes a horrible choice for TrickorTreating, all their lives will be at risk as one by one in the haunted house...they vanish. NxH SxS SxI NxT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Excuses by re.dreamer reviews
Ever wondered how many excuses Kakashi has? here are some of them...oneshot kakashixiruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto:Safety:Story 1 by Len-Kagamine-Is-A-Sexy-Vampire reviews
Learn about safety with naruto!one shot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
CheckUp by wtfpenname reviews
Orochimaru decides Sasuke needs to get a checkup. Oneshot. KabuSasu. ShonenAiYaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Other Uses for Porn by JoannaDanna reviews
Rock Lee has an overwhelming presence... The title is missleading, this fic is only rated T for safety. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by Melfina Lupin reviews
Shikamaru, Temari, and a deer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sleeping Buddy by goldfishlover73 reviews
Naruto screams in his sleep. And Kakashi and Sakura find out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rent a Sasuke! by SuikoMonster reviews
What does team 7 do when they are broke?They sell Sasuke,of course.The only problem is his vengeful nature...SasuSaku implied
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Relationship Trouble by Haku Shinobi Hunter reviews
This is a really short dialogue that involves a bit of relationship trouble between Orochimaru and Kabuto.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Proper Way to Kiss by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
When Sai gets confused about the action known as kissing, he turns to Naruto to help explain things. Too bad Naruto doesn't have a knack for explaining things thoroughly. SaixSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Questionable by tarzi-kins reviews
Sakura makes Sasuke a muffin. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hinatas' Gone Wild by melody-berry2 reviews
Hinata finally decides enough is enough. More Humor than romance. R&R. It's most likely the funniest NaruHina fanfic ever! Was T now M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pickup Lines by En Raconter reviews
When Sasuke and Itachi bicker, Tenten often gets the short end of the stick. But what happens when they push her a little too far...? Light SasukeTentenItachi, SasukeHanabi, ItachiTemari, ItachiIno and SasoriDeidara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto Therapy Sessions by dreamwave27 reviews
The poor, poor Naruto characters all need a time to confess themselves. But...we get a little bit distracted in the process. Join me, Tay, as I have a SCREWED UP THERAPY SESSION with just about every Naruto character! Chapter 9: itachi and kisame again!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/21/2006
30 ways to annoy Neji! by Sk8erGurl13 reviews
Exactly what the title says. R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Ten Extremely Unimportant Facts About The Yondaime by Lisse reviews
Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Spying is Fun! by Tesina Gela Gardner reviews
Sasuke thought it was the perfect time to spy on Naruto in the shower. But things just kept letting him from doing so, in peace... SasuNaru Pervy!Sasuke! drabble for fun XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thinking Ahead by x Ino Fan x reviews
[[Naruto ShikamaruTemari]] When Temari meets up with Shikamaru again, how will he react when his brain fails him in this situation? [[ONEshot]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Of Goats and Explosives by vampirepenguin reviews
He hasn’t had short hair since he can remember. And now that damn Temari is hacking it off left and right. [ShikamaruTemari, light crack]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Purple by D. Morrissey reviews
What kind of torment did Sasuke go through while with Orochimaru? Well find out a small bit. Rated for minor language. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
The perfect gift by rage.and.inspiration reviews
It's Christmas. A lone girl sat on a swing alone, with a gift in her hands. oneshot. HinNar.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kakashi! by FastForward reviews
Birthday fic for Kakashi. He gets sent out on a mission the day before his birthday, but how fun can it be to be sore and dying on the same day you were born?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
going commando in public is illegal and unhealthy by pugsly6338 reviews
i based this on a amv i watched call real ninjas on youtube
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
20 comments on the Naruto characters from us by Harleymotor reviews
20 wacky comments my friends make.the last one from me though.We love Naruto though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Do You Think I'm Pretty? by soda-denial reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. Naruto sings a particular song to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What the cheese? by ivorypanther reviews
Ninja discover carpet! Sasuke gets lost! Britany Spears is an assasin! gasp
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006
What No One Else Would Understand by Keiko Hatake reviews
Keiko loves Gaara. Gaara loves Keiko. Keiko runs away with Gaara. Kakashi and Mizuki family are MAD! So, what's new?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Crap Wars by IdiotWithNoEmailAdress reviews
Kiba pranks Naruto but when he gets him back Hinata gets in the way and.. sumting happens... WARNING Contains large amounts of poop
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Puppeteer by moxieweed reviews
There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Miles to your smile by kat-blossom reviews
SasuSaku slight NaruHina,ShikaIno,NejiTenWhat? But that is your birthday, Sakura! Sorry guys! I really have to go... [sorry guys.. maybe I suck.. this is my first fanfic..]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sukigakure dot com by Gexplosion reviews
When a matchmaking website arrives in Konoha, Valentine's Day is everyday! Couples start appearing everywhere, it's romantic or chaotic. What will Sasuke and Naruto do? And where's Kakashi and Iruka? SasuxNaru IruxKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Intimacy by MeltedCrayons reviews
Gaara's psychotic view of an intimate relationship...oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Sorry by xeeyas reviews
lame title, I know. It's about the last time Temari sees Shikamaru. All made up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Revenge by vieiraa3 reviews
[ONESHOT][Neji x Tenten]Oneshot[Futuristic Drabble] Neji denies Tenten of what she wants and now she's out for revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gaara turns into a woman by prodigus feldspar reviews
After Gaara drinks some mysterious water, He turns into a woman! and to make things worse, Lee finds out about Gaara! and Lee wants...to go shopping? And what happens when Gaara's feelings come into play? A comedy story with, romance, crossdressing, PMS,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
An Akatsuki Vacation by ninzor reviews
The Akatsuki goes on vacation, and they are in for one wild ride at Seaworld, the San Diego Wild Animal Park, and many more places...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006
Emotions are Illusions: a Drunken Rambling by Rune-Spirit reviews
oneshot. Sakura and Ino are drunk and it's up to their senseis to take them home. No real pairings, but fatherly Kakashi x Sakura and Asuma x Ino, and SasuxSaku if you turn your head upside down and squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006
Ungracefully by Mirazhe1 reviews
Yes, it was definately the pillow, Naruto concluded. It was lumpy and beginning to smell funny. Like drool. Oh, yay...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Hear Them Say by MysticFirefly reviews
Basically, this is a bunch of things you'd never hear Team 7 say. It's pointless and random but if you like that, come on in. oneshot?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
Symptoms of Love by Jesshiku-chan reviews
Temari wonders about her feelings for a certain lazy, genius ninja...Please read! really kawaii!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Night Gaara Went Crazy er than usual by Inuyashasnap44 reviews
Gaara is provoked and kicks everyone's butt. This story is just some random fic where people pop out of Gaara's gourd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Gaara
Party At Gaara's by La-Garce-Fille reviews
Kankuro wants to have a party and has enlisted the help of Temari. The problem? A certain redheaded little brother of theirs. Question is, can they overcome said problem and party?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Truth or Dare by mc.hearts.ak reviews
KakashiJiraiy and many bottles of sakemany hours in hot springs Truth or dare! poor iruka...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Can I Have One? by JadeKaliko reviews
Lee has a bag of cookies. Gaara wants one but he won't share! [GaaLee]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Don't Ever Leave them alone! by Pseudosuicide reviews
Kakashi's hair on fire? Kiba waxing his legs? Gaara getting a facial? Sasuke wearing a pink bow and pink glitter? What's going on here! [Naruto Humor]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Orochimaru's Toungue The Truth by AnimeMatrice reviews
The explanation on why Orochimaru's tongue is so long. It has nothing to do with snakes.Warning: Ridiculous plot ahead!ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Naruto's Band by FinalKingz reviews
Suddenly naruto came up with up a idea why not make my own musical band,pairing naruto X sakura thanks to the suggestion made by: Blue Spirit17[5th chapter up]6th chapter flying now
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
Sand In My Shorts by Kit Spooner reviews
A possible series of oneshots centered around the kids from Suna. First up: ShikaTem, Gaara, Kankurou, family traditions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
What Was I Thinking When I Wrote This? by finder77 reviews
A Oneshot about a picnic Gaara and Lee have... It's stupid and random!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Punctuation Marks by Sunadokei-chan reviews
Sakura, the sole female of team 7, has developed a dreadful disease, and Naruto decides to visit her. But is it really a disease? Or is it something much worse? I think I'm crazy for posting this. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The New Family by Corvin reviews
Neji was drunk, Gaara was lonely, they met in an alley. The next morning Neji thinks he raped Gaara, and Gaara thinks he regrets it all. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Things She'll Never Say by not.megan reviews
It had been an ever raging battle in her head, but this was no petal picking decision. Will she choose to tell him about this childish crush that had evolved into something more? Or will she choose to keep her feelings locked away inside of her? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
64 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Sasuke by Wolf Demon Kunoichi13 reviews
Just ways I thought up of to annoy Sasuke ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2006
Snakeman and the Elbow by animedragongirl reviews
Naruto turns up at Otogukare to ask a very simple question. Oneshot, drabble sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
What you need to know to become a ninja by Lord of the Blades reviews
Oneshot. Everything you need to know about being a ninja explained be Iruka. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Rain reviews
Shikamaru contemplates his feelings while standing in the rain at midnight......TemexShika [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What they do in their Free time reviews
Title says all....and just to warn you read all the way to the bottom...ending might suprise you....CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
20 Ways To Make Temari Want To Punch You reviews
Wanna know how to make Temari pissed? read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Temari - Complete
Random Ramen reviews
Just random drably type thingys that I can't get out of my head....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Naruto U.
Stupid pills reviews
Tsunade leaves for the week and Naruto magicaly acquires some Stupid pills and wrecks havoc among Konoha...Who will be next?...On to Number 4!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Naruto U.
34 ways Orochimaru uses his tongue reviews
Despite the title this fic is FUNNY NOT NASTY! So read and you will see what I mean....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Orochimaru
Gaara's true feelings reviews
How does Gaara really feel about Temari and Shikamaru? I can't write summaries....just read it...shikaxteme [oneshot] rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
How to Tell if Your Obsessed With Naruto reviews
Title says all....[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Reasons why Orochimaru got kicked out of Akatsuki reviews
Just some reasons me and my friend made up and we know he did not get kicked out we just thought it would be fun to think this way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Orochimaru
Drunkin Nights in Konoha reviews
The title about says it all. Naruto, Gaara, and Kankuro get drunk and someone gets thrown out a window........this fic is officialy done......but SEQUEL COMING SOON!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect reviews
One day you'll love me as I've loved you. One day you'll cry for me as I cried for you. One day, you'll need me just like I needed you. One day you'll want me but I won’t want you….. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara: Trapped in a Super Market reviews
What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara
Spiders reviews
Just a random drabble I wrote..........about Gaara
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Halloween in Suna reviews
A Halloween battle who will win? who get's scared? and who kisses Gaara? And yes I know it's not halloween
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Gaara
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