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Joined 05-20-06, id: 1049705, Profile Updated: 12-20-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Inheritance Cycle, Plants vs. Zombies, and Lord of the Rings.

Hey, I'm ElvishPrincess99. The name came about because my first attempt was rejected. In desperation, I turned to my favourite book. LotR gave me the former part -to the best of my knowledge the spelling is as Tolkien wished- and my ego did the rest.

So, I suppose you'd like to read something on my interests? Here we go:

I really enjoy Doctor Who, and think Doctor/Martha would have made an great couple. I really don't like people who dislike her off, simply because she's taken Rose's place.

I love LotR and LotR/HP crossovers. Mainly the ones which involve Hermione & Legolas at some point. I also like the games, but I have to say the Fellowship rules above all. It has a wonderful soundtrack, and in my opinion captures the feel of the book rather well. I recommend that fans take a look.

I have recently got into Terry Pratchett books in a big way, and he is now my absolute favourite author. His ability to make the mundane utterly hilarious combined with razor-sharp observances make him the best author I've read thus far.

Eragon is great, and the description of him post dragon's magic was, er, nice. Of course, I see where Arya's coming from. I ardently believe Murtagh is innately good, and Christopher Paolini drove me insane in the course of 'Brisingr'. I believe, of course, that the man is an evil genius and a brilliant writer. I hope that all comes good in the final book, but you know how these things go...

Harry Potter is another love of mine, because I'm taken into another world. I'm not a fanatic, but of course that doesn't mean very much. I enjoy the stories written about it, and have written one of my own. It's a crossover with LotR and is being updated as I type. Technically.

I like Lara Croft, but don't go in for the stories as much. I missed the games -being slightly to young to actually game at the time- but am a big fan of the next-gen games and one or two of the old Playstation ones- they got me interested.

I also Ugly Betty, and can't wait for more here in Britain. I like Charlie a little more now, but can't believe she went behind Henry's back like that! And still hoping that the child isn't his. I know that's pathetic, but hope/denial springs eternal.

A word on my in-progress fiction:

-Battle for Middle Earth: The Witch and the Elf (henceforth; BFME)- I am currently actively working on the eighth chapter for this fic. Can't say how long it'll be because I have no idea at the moment...I do envision it being quite long though. XD

-Sorting Out Your Past And Present (SOYPP)- This story is still technically active, but I'm having difficulty tying it all up. I WILL update, I promise. In fact, I'm feeling guilty so I'll at least attempt to come up with a definite plot-line to move things forward.

Favourite Quotes.

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman!"

Groundskeeper Willie.

"This concludes our demonstration. Cookies and juice are available in the hall. For those of you who didn't glue their mouths shut eating paste..."

Principal Skinner.

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."- Terry Pratchett

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."- Terry Pratchett

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."- Douglas Adams

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill

"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting." T.H. White

"I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones."
John Cage

"'They say there's dwarf mines under the Ramtops,' she said inconsequentially. 'My, but them little buggers is in for a surprise.'"
Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites)

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The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Short Stories by Helen Pattskyn reviews
A collection of mostly "short" stories that I'll post as the Muses hit. All Jack/Ianto. Mostly fluff, but some serious: hurt/comfort, romance. Most rated T. Some chapters more mature themed: smut or violence, not too graphic. Later chapters AU.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 296,823 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Valiant Return by Ashatara reviews
Torchwood/Doctor Who Jack/Ianto Set after the Year That Never Was. The Doctor can't fix the Tardis, Jack offers him a place at Torchwood until he can.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Strippers by AMBro reviews
This is a funny Harry Potter parody. It's a hilarious mystery. REVIEW IT PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Destiny by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Merlin's father returns suddenly Merlin realizes that his destiny isn't exactly what he thought it would be. Separated from Arthur, Merlin's life is turned upside down, never once suspecting that Arthur might miss him with the same intensity.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
The Final Battle by FyiXXX reviews
Between the book Sabriel and Lirael.Kerrigor was defeated and now...What will the future become?Sabriel and Touchstone romance.Also based on Touchstone's restoration to the throne.Better than it sounds really.STOPPED Writing.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2006
Più Tardi, Amore Mio by wild-sunshine reviews
Leonardo's a procrastinator, and Ezio succeeds- only once- in getting him to do something right away. Slash Leo/Ezio, pure fluff
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
All Kings, and All Their Favourites by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. In which there is a wall, a horny prince, pent-up sexual frustration, prophetic nightmares and a very confused manservant. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Battle Wounds by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. Arthur could pinpoint all of his moments of fear by the scissoring map of scars on Merlin’s body. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And No More Shall We Hurt by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. Set after 'Love Reminds Us'. In the aftermath of Gwen and Lancelot's affair, Merlin finds himself having hope once again. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fears and Hopes by Carlie Hikaze reviews
HBP! What would happen if the things in the astronomy tower had gone a little different? Harry is seriously wounded… and Dumbledore will have to face the possibility that his error claims Harry’s life. CHAP V UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Those Who Inherit the Earth by Gryvon reviews
After Nimueh wreaks her revenge on Camelot, the rest of the world is left plagued with monsters. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Is This A Dream? by Hanhepi-Icamna reviews
Hermione and Draco come together because of a horrible circumstance, Will they be able to put aside their differences to help the people that mean the most to them? Story Has been revised and reposted... Rated M for possible language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not So Happily Ever After by tiswillard reviews
Oneshot. Slash. Jasper/Edward. Before Edward meets Bella. Jasper and Edward don't see eye to eye. Rated for slash and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Parody: Tess Of The D'Urbervilles by GothicPenguin367 reviews
A parody of the book. Lots of crack and randomness. Since the book is so 'depressing', I thought it needed lightening up a bit. Please read and review, I hope you enjoy!
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2009
Seeking Hermione's Bean by romulus lupin reviews
Harry's first taste of Hermione's lips happened beneath a WWW mistletoe in Grimmauld Place but there's no follow-up because he's scared he may lose her friendship. Until he catches a taste of Hermione in a Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,628 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabanana by Caseus reviews
Oh noes! Jocular Brown has escaped from the wizard prison Azkabanana, and even the creepy Dementopeels can't find him. Will Harry be able to save the day once more ? And why does the new teacher, Professor Foxglove, enjoy eating puppy chow so much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Mary Sue: The bittersweet taste of Fanfiction? by Apricot-Angel reviews
Just a little food for thought. More like a mock critical essay- a poor attempt at assessing the nature and intention of Mary Sue on Fanfiction.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Debauchery by Tomo Potter reviews
3 AM fanfic. Sirius wants to know what debauchery Remus has been up to, to get into this state. RLSB SLASH, swearing, sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
God's Icy Wind by petite-dreamer reviews
Years later, the youngest participant of the trials realizes the consequences of her actions - and how it's far too late to turn back. Done of my own free will, not for a class.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess by Arglefumph reviews
A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hark! the dogs howl! by Froody reviews
"Word to the wise, werewolf," said Sirius, a wry smile on his lips. "Next time, don't get caught." - Remus' soul is cast bare when his lycanthropy is discovered, but some secrets are left untouched by the full moon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,048 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Even Doctors Need A Doctor Sometime by Spockette reviews
Even The Doctor gets ill. It's up to Martha to help him out. Set after Daleks Take Manhattan and Evolution of the Daleks
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007
This Ain't No Fairy Tale by greenikat89 reviews
Everyone knows the story; the princess gets kidnapped and forced to marry the evil villain and then the hero saves the day. Except Remus isn't a princess, the ex-Prince is an idiot and everything just goes to hell. And who said anything about love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Curing Addictions by wiltingflowersandpinkribbons reviews
The VERY long-awaited third edition of the Cures Series. Owen and Jack have a goal: Cure Tosh of her dangerous chocolate addiction. But not all is as it seems to our beloved twats. Can they succeed without getting knocked out - or killed? We doubt it.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
The Crucible: MY alternate ending by KeidaHattori reviews
I did this as an english asignment and got 100% on it, I rated this the way I did because of implied/almost hanging. I know that Hale is OOC, but this is my opinion. I wrote it in the format Arthur Miller used out of repect, and own NOTHING. Miller does.
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Chronicles of Voldemort by CalixB reviews
Ever imagine what Voldemort's personal life was like? Well look no farther. Chronicles of Voldemort provides you with all the information you ever wanted to know about your favorite dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Past Loves by Faramirlover reviews
Ianto and Jack are happy aren't they? When the Doctor comes crashig back into Jack's life Ianto struggles to figure out where he fits in Jack's life. IantoJack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
When a Grim Reaper Calls by cjulina reviews
Jack’s ‘The Man Who Can’t Die’ act has ticked off the Grim Reapers and it’s time for a face-to-face. A Torchwood / Dead Like Me crossover. You don’t need to be familiar with “Dead Like Me” to understand this story. Dark humor and strong language.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Escapades by MarySedai reviews
Doctor drabble. Series 3 with Martha. The Doctor does strange things, and Martha has yet to find our what they are.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007
Evil Weevil by Kawoosh is Obsessed reviews
A series of challenges responses. Generally rated K but there is some minor swearing in Story 3. Now finished.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Rabbit by eeveekitty85 reviews
There's a rabbit in the Hub. Crack, humour, and literal fluff. Mild Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Home Insurance by Malum reviews
It's 2AM, and you're flipping through TV. What do you come across? A commercial for house insurance!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter & The Daleks Revisited by The Tenth Doctor's Companion reviews
Harry PotterDoctor Who crossover. The baddies are back for another crack at the Harry Potter team but the 10th Doctor and friends are back to save the day and the Author ends up arguing with the Master. Spoilers up to and beyond 'Last of the Time Lords'
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2008
Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead by netgirly2k reviews
Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
On The Roof by Faramirlover reviews
Jack sits on the roof and Ianto joins him. Will become IantoxJack. Hopefully better than the summary suggests. Rated to be safe. I'm not sure what exactly will happen later.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Family Matters by Erin Giles reviews
Ianto asks for a personal day, which in itself is an oddity. Jack's curiosity gets the better of him and before he knows it he finds himself in the middle of Ianto's family. Set from Jack's POV. Complete.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,021 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Cognition by Redconky reviews
There's a downside to always being reliable.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
The Course Of True Love Never Did Run Smooth by Faramirlover reviews
Set after episode 1 of series 2. IantoxJack. It's all about the date that Jack asks Ianto on.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Sins of the Doctor by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
Written for '7 Deadly Sins' on LJ. Latest story: 'Kiss of Gratitude'. He sees her kiss Riley, a complete stranger, thanking him in her own little way for being there when things looked hopeless… and he can’t help but wish it’s him she’s thanking. Post'42'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - 10th Doctor
The Rivers Come Together by Ambrelle Shirak reviews
Set after Ice Age 2. The gang explores the lands beyond the glacial walls, and runs into some unexpected characters. Yes, DiegoOC and I apologize, and MannyEllie cause she's so cute!. Please, Read & Review!
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Devil of the Seas by aikaterine26 reviews
The Doctor has promised to show Martha the Caribbean in the eighteenth century, but unwittingly traps them both on the Flying Dutchman. Xover with the Pirates of the Caribbeanverse but main focus is on The Doctor and Martha so I'll use this category.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,645 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007
Black And White by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
There’s a darkness aboard the TARDIS, something that shouldn’t be there. But unfortunately for the Doctor, extracting it will be a tad harder than he first thought. How do you extract darkness when it’s part of who you are?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Marry, Cliff or Shag? by netgirly2k reviews
Who would you shove off a cliff, Martha, Donna or the Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Another Day at the Office by Flaignhan reviews
Being a receptionist tended to be a nice, safe job. Being Martha Jones' receptionist on the other hand, was an entirely different matter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Invalid by Flaignhan reviews
She wondered whether her Hippocratic oath applied in the Time Vortex. [Ten Martha friendship]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
The 'Flame Flamer' by Nenshite reviews
[Makes fun of all those annoying commercials where they try to sell you stuff.][Everyone has one of those days when they get a flame.]
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Nothing by Flaignhan reviews
It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Quantum Lock by Avorsum reviews
When the TARDIS is forced to land on an obscure alien world, the Doctor discovers a way of destroying one of the universe's deadliest races before they have even been created. But will he succeed? 10 & Martha, set between Blink & Utopia.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Of Tormented Flowers by Captain Panda reviews
Lily has a mean streak, and Narcissa is at the receiving every time...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chess by TwoTrees reviews
Hogwarts hosts an intraschool Chess Championship. Chaos ensues, enmity blooms at every corner and several friendships are cracking under the pressure. Can the Hogwartians escape this with their bodies, minds and hearts intact? HGDM, based on musical Chess
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,272 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions Of Broken Hearts by Chunkles40 reviews
The Doctor and Martha have gone their seperate ways, but someone unexpected pulls them back together. Tenth Doctor, Martha, post Last of the Timelords
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Word Association by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
In which James fails at the psychoanalysis game, and even Peter has to admit that he’s hopeless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Third of December by Flaignhan reviews
The fourth of December always feels like the longest day. Well, nearly always. [TenMartha] [Post Last of the Timelords]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Martha by Chunkles40 reviews
The Doctor invites Martha to see a planet of great interest, but all is not what it seems. The Doctor faces a heartbreaking race against time, to save all that is good and sacred... Post Last of The TimLords. Rated T for Violence, just in case. TenMartha
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Put the Kettle On by Flaignhan reviews
Sometimes he called ahead, most of the time he didn't. [Post Last of the Timelords, ergo spoilers] [TenMartha]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
The Break by Flaignhan reviews
This was her, getting out. [Post Last of the Timelords, ergo spoilers] [TenMartha]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Occluded by Tramontana reviews
Something sinister sneaks its way aboard the TARDIS. The Doctor and Martha must work to free themselves and perhaps to learn a little more about each other along the way. Another one on hiatus.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007
For Want Of A Key by Mardy Lass reviews
Ten and Martha, pre'Utopia', let the TARDIS pick their next destination. Spaceships, lost identities and some old, old homegrown technology ensue. Rated T for some language and situations. Extra long and extra crunchy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Drop by Flaignhan reviews
It'd just take a phone call, and he'd drop everything. [Post Last of the Timelords, ergo spoilers] TenMartha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Impossible by Elizabeth Manchester reviews
He'd said never say never ever as a warning. Now he took it as nothing's impossible. Crossing the Void isn't impossible... but then why does the TARDIS keep taking him to strange places? Why Martha? Why all these dreams? What does the face of Bo mean?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Special Day by Aeronnen reviews
After the defeat of Saxon, Martha meets the Doctor on Tower Bridge. MarthaDoctor. Slight spoilers for secondlast episode, I haven't actually seen the last one yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
It's Just a Scratch by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
‘It’s just a scratch,’ he says. Too bad his blood red eyes say different. The Doctor’s becoming a vampire, and Martha’s life is in danger yet again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,984 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Menagerie by Cute Gallifreyan reviews
Doctor ends up in an intergalactic collection of rare and endangered species from all over the cosmos. 10th Martha. Takes place after Evolution of the Daleks and before Lazarus Experiment[Complete]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,712 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Body Heat by Flaignhan reviews
He only seemed to care about her when he was angry, and the selfish part of her wanted him to be angry forever. But then his hands were cold. [TenMartha]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter Jerry Springer Style by Cute-Cookie reviews
Imagine JERRY SPRINGER replaced with ROMILDA VANE. And then imagine HARRY, RON and HERMIONE going on the show. GOLLY.. READ to see the CHAOS..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning by Alipeeps reviews
The Doctor is seriously injured... and Martha doesn't know how to save him. COMPLETE. 10th Doctor & Martha. 10th Doctor whump!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
New And Old by Justg0ttawrite reviews
Lyra may have found a way to Will, but she will need the help of one of her students. Through Marianne Drake's story meet old enemies who have returned along with new enemies, along with new and old friends. Rated T for the battle scene. Some fluff.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Hogwarts: The Musical by bloodyhell92 reviews
When Malfoy and Hermione argue one time too many, all hell breaks loose upon the houses of Hogwarts. A surge of magic is created and causes students and staff alike to randomly burst into song! Hogwarts will never be the same again. DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,070 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Smith go to Lyrae by Significant Owl reviews
Yep, expect a perfect evening, I said that, I remember. TenMartha, post42.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Deception by JForward reviews
The Doctor and Martha are on the trail of a murdering alien, but with a secretive girl onboard and Martha hiding something, who is the one creating the deception?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
18, Goshawk Avenue by Flaignhan reviews
Mr and Mrs Jones, they had called themselves. Naturally, the neighbours had begun to gossip. [barely spoilers for Blink]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Bad Jelly Babies by Mardy Lass reviews
Ten and Martha find that not all jelly babies are good: some try to disconnect power and hunt down TARDISes... How far will Martha go to stop them? And who really knows the difference between a Frootmig Coupler and a Baseroteric DeAntonn Board anyway?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
My Heart Was Left Behind by Sketty24 reviews
What if John Smith found himself becoming infatuated with his housemaid? Martha Jones may not be an ideal love interest, but after his many dreams of being a Time Lord and flying through the stars, he quite simply cannot get this woman out of his head.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Fight! Fight! by opungo reviews
Oneshot. Harry and Ron get in to a fight one night in the common room. Fists fly and things get broken. Like chairs...and bones. Takes place during GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It's just not Cricket by Moni reviews
When the annual reunion of the doctors once again threatens to turn ugly, the fifth doctor has a suggestion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006
Six Morons and Two Geniuses by Millenium Roger reviews
Eight characters from The Winter Knights are interviewed for a talk show. Don't read unless you've already read TWK. It's really just fluff
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
Princess Diaries Volume 9: Envious Princess by nocodacoco reviews
What will Mia do when Michael, the love of her life, comes back with a so called 'surprise' to tell everyone ... including Mia? What will she do? How will she feel? What's she got in mind? Read on to find out!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,389 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Changed Fates by JimBo854 reviews
Ten more seconds and a mysterious book change the fates of Harry, Draco, Hermione and others. HPGW, DMHG, RWLL. HBP Spoilers. Nominated in 1st round of Dragon's Bride Awards. Nominated for Best WIP and Best First Kiss at Dangerous Liasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,891 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Silver Clock by TheSmartypants reviews
Ch 5 up! Almost a year after they parted, Lyra and Will are struggling to go on with their lives when Lyra discovers a mysterious clock that creates blends between worlds. Once again, Lyra and Will are caught in a battle of worlds and fate. After so lon
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006
Crazy About Each Other by Dudette13 reviews
Sequel to Have a Heart. Lily and James are finally going out, but life's just as busy as before. What, with NEWTS to study for, the wizarding war to worry about and attempts at playing matchmaker, Lily's in for two VERY eventful last terms! LEJP, SBOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter: The Musical by Dudette13 reviews
A selection of songs that have been potterfied by moi. Not much more to say, really. Ideas for songs are welcomed with open arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
Stories of Will and Lyra by Candy Cane Jones reviews
Chapter by chapter glimpses into what happens to our heroes in the aftermath of the books.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once in a While by Blonde-Titch reviews
James wants Lily, and he is prepared to do anything to get her. But what if, as Moony points out, “Maybe… just maybe... you have to behave yourself for more than half a day.” JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,919 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Triangle by hernoor reviews
Older Mia narrates her story to her daughter, a story full of love.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006
Winter's Kiss by Swallowtail Moon reviews
My first fanfic. Nothin' but Winter and Ngarbo fluff. Read and review! All critique and compliments are welcome. [Winter x Ngarbo] [Oneshot]
Tanith Lee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Somewhat Lost by Majestrix reviews
Interesting how people find themselves changed after tragedy. Set after the Final Battle. Not everyone came through alive... and those who didn't die weren't left unscathed. Two such people find that they have more in common than they thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,794 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Angelina J. - Complete
Rebuilding the Kingdom by Lynalia Bourbont reviews
A continuation of the "Sabriel" story from where Garth Nix left off. Sabriel and Touchstone hit a few bumps in the road. Quite basicly it's the reconstruction of the Old Kingdom, the Great Charters, and love between the King and Abhorsen.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004
One Night Can Change Everything by bananaspliters reviews
MM and MT are now going to the same college. One night MT gets lonely and goes to visit MM. Something happens while she is there. Someting that chanes her life. R&R PLEASE! I'm sry if summary sux.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2004
Out of My League by LinuxRulz reviews
Michael’s POV of the third book and more (it looks common, bear with me…). Just added news about the upcoming books...
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
When the Witch Met the Elf by Goddess Virgo of the Fae reviews
When Gandalf feels that he alone will not be enough to face Saruman and his magical forces, he must ask his old friend Albus Dumbledore for help, taking with him Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas. While there, Legolas meets the intriguing Hermione Granger and
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003
The First Hogwarts Musical by Laine The Great reviews
Pointless! Simply pointless! Anyway...It's a Hogwartian Musical...yeah... R/R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2002
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CHARGE! reviews
Alas, rotten flesh and muscles weren't up to producing anything that would look nice in the history books.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
My Brother, the Rider reviews
Murtagh has just been captured by the Twins. This story follows his experiences at the hands of Galbatorix. When he encounters a mysterious red stone, how will he act? And when he discovers that Eragon has been captured, will he do what is right?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Battle for Middle earth: The Elf and the Witch reviews
There's a problem in Middle Earth. Wizards from another world have entered the land,and that's beyond the power of its heroes. The Golden Three must help, but between an elf's good looks and a host of bad-luck magnets, is this battle to be their last?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/7/2007
Attack of the WereThing reviews
Kettleburn proves he's completely mad, Peter's caught in the cross-fire, and the Marauders prove that chaos can't exist without them. After an awful Care of Magical Creatures class something's loosed on the students. And this bite is worse than the bark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009
Sorting Out Your Past and Present reviews
Going on holiday with the Doctor? Your expectations should never be high... When the Doctor loses the group looking for the TARDIS, he finds there's more to vampires than anyone thought. Add a blast from a past and you've something that'll need sorting..
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.