Hey.

First, I would like to take a moment to explain my pen name. 0MG-W7F is L337 (or my shitty version of such) for "oh my god, what the fuck." Most of you probably know this, but I felt the need to clarify.

The use of this L337 is symbolic to me. Internet literacy has sunk to pathetic, almost frightening levels. We see it in chatrooms, on forums, even here on fanfiction.net in fanfics. This, to me, is alarming – on the Internet, we express ourselves, and in turn are judged, by the manner in which we type. So this idiocy of chatspeak only reflects stupidity of the person: be this a false representation or not, it does not matter, because we do not have anything else to go by. Therefore, my name is supposed to be ironic.

If you are familiar with , my name on that website is omg_wtf. My e-mail is W7F_0MG@. I have been using this name, in varying forms, for a few months now, and I find that it rather appeals to me.

//+ Favorite Pairings

Harry Potter / Neville Longbottom. My "OTP" as they call it... the one true pairing I will always ship.

Ron Weasley / Draco Malfoy. I'll admit, I had hated the pairing before.. but now... I am obsessed.

Remus Lupin / Sirius Black. I am a proud puppyshipper. :3

Hannah Abbot / Ginny Weasley. My favorite femslash pairing.

Harry Potter / Severus Snape. Only if it’s done tastefully, and it almost never is.

Cedric Diggory / Harry Potter. Yet again, only if it’s done tastefully.

'Dora Tonks / Fleur Delacour. I must admit, it’s a dirty pleasure of mine.

'Dora Tonks / Ginny Weasley. An older Ginny, thank you very much.

Harry Potter / Luna Lovegood. Perfection in terms of a het relationship.

Hermione Granger / Pansy. But only one-sided; Pansy lusts for Hermione, Hermione never finds out, blah blah.

//+ Pet Peeves

Fangirls. Goddamn you all. Go back to the anime fandoms from which you crawled. D:

The use of "yaoi" and "yuri" to describe Harry Potter slash and femslash (femmeslash, depending on your site). Those are Japanese terms, and Harry Potter is NOT Japanese.

Pairing anyone with Lucius Malfoy. I hate him to a limitless degree.

Incest and extreme pedophile sex. Incest is just wrong, and I believe the earliest age a character ought to be is fifteen when having sex. Sixteen or seventeen if it’s with someone older than him (but certainly not as in a teacher!)

Illiteracy. If you couldn’t tell.

I mostly write oneshots or short stories. Drabbles of less than 500 words are rare for me, as theyare virtually a waste of space. I have no beta, and I do not want one: I don’t play well with others. Quite frankly, I can be a bit of a bitch when it comes to how my fics are edited, and I would rather not snap at someone and hurt feelings – so my fics will be beta’d by yours truly.

Shout-out to Remus J. Lupin-Black and HKBlack, a pair of fellowpuppyshippers. n_n Thanks for getting me back into the Harry Potter fandom, and for being here for me. My sand and my warm water.