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Joined 05-20-06, id: 1050111, Profile Updated: 07-15-13
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Update 07/16/13: The Ideal Boyfriend Chapter 1 reedited & Hate reedited

Update 6/25/13: I'm Alive!

Update 7/06/08: The Ideal Boyfriend Chapter 26 Up!

Update 6/26/08: Surprise 2-Year Anniversary Inner Demons Chapter Up!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters that appear in my stories. They are the properties of their creators.

Stories Completed:

Inner Demons: SasuSaku -Updated (1/19/08). Epilogue up. (6/26/08) Epilogue II up.

Summary: Orochimaru kidnaps Sakura, hoping that she will be able to heal his arms. Sakura, while at the Sound Headquarters, reunties with Sasuke. But, he's changed drastically, and Sakura is unsure whether or not she loves this new Sasuke. He's become more swallowed up by revenge, and it determined to the very end that he will kill Itachi, even if it means to be taken over by Orochimaru. Can Sakura help him before it's too late?

Someone Other Than Him: Oneshot. SasuSaku.

What Really Counts: Oneshot. SasuSaku.

Another: Oneshot. SasuSaku.

Hug: Oneshot. SasuSaku. Sequel to Someone Other Than Him.

Hate: Oneshot. SasuSaku. Alternative Universe.

Operation: Birthday Cake: Oneshot. SasuSaku.

Stories in Progress:

The Ideal Boyfriend: SasuSaku-Updated (7/06/08). Chapter 26 up. RE-EDITING (2 out of 26). ON HOLD.

Summary: (AU) (High School )Haruno Sakura, a small town girl, has been accepted into the Country of Fire's best school, the Konoha Academy for the Gifted and Talented. But boarding would be too costly, and an old friend of Sakura's father, Uchiha Fugaku, has agreed to let her stay in the Uchiha manor.
Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a girl would want and more...except he has no interest in women at all. With cheery and perky Sakura in the house for the entire school year, will he survive? And just maybe, he'll change his mind about women after all.

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Rocket Queen by a warrior queen reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Intimacy Between Strangers by coconutmandarin reviews
They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be the Best by Azzurri Raine reviews
To strengthen the newfound peace between the lands, the Shinobi Countries are holding a tournament where the best of the best will come together in fights where honor, valor, teamwork and good sportsmanship are valued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
One Choice, One Promise, One Bond, One Future by pei-chan reviews
Did you ever wonder how Team 7 became such close friends despite being so different from each other? Team 7's past life revealed! "Say it… again. Tell me… one more time.""I love you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Rain by Kuro Shi reviews
A little version of Sakura and Sasuke's married life: The day they were married, it rained. It’s what Sakura thinks about as she stares out the window, waiting for him to come home. He is never late. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Desperate Daddy by white epitome reviews
"Baby, isn't your daddy dropdead gorgeous? Isn't he the most powerful? You surely inherited those traits from me." Sakura raised an eyebrow at the cooing man beside her. "Sasuke, you're talking to yourself again." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Physics of Touch by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morphine by Yummei of the Dream reviews
He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/26/2005
Beyond what was seen by Bishounenchaser reviews
Tsunade's past with a former lover before Dan and before the war. TsuOro
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Perceptions of the Present by Ennah reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Sasuke and Sakura's daughter's thoughts on her parents as she quietly watched them resting in the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thursday by Goldberry reviews
On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/10/2005
Echoes by Calendar reviews
It will be Sakura's first real solo mission without her teammates. She regrets that she ever looked forward to it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little White Lies by Visions reviews
One-shot. Future AU. If love could see through all those little white lies, it would be so much easier to sleep at night.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
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Hate reviews
[AU][SasuSaku][Oneshot] She hates him, she's sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ideal Boyfriend reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Inner Demons reviews
Sakura is kidnapped,and reunites with Sasuke. She realizes that the Uchiha has changed drastically...and that instead of ridding of his inner demons, they have almost completely taken over him in his thirst for power. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation: Birthday Cake reviews
SasuSaku/Oneshot/What's this? Sasuke's being dragged into baking a cake with Sakura? Hah...too bad he can't bake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hug reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]My,oh my, who knew a simple hug could lead to such a mess? Rumors flying around the village. What's becoming of the relationship between Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura? Will the rumors prove true? [Sequel to Someone Other Than Him]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Another reviews
Yamanaka Ino happens to see a certain Uchiha in an alleyway...with a girl. So being the ever so faithful friend, she goes to tell Sakura what she has witnessed. Uchiha Sasuke with another girl? Sakura won't believe it. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone Other Than Him reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura is dressed up...and coincidentally, Gaara is coming to Konoha later in the day. Sasuke realizes that he is having a hard time dealing with the possibility of Sakura liking someone other than him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Really Counts reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]'Sasuke kun, I baked you a cake! I hope you like it' '...I hate sweets.' Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out...that in the end...it's the thought that counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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