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Joined 05-20-06, id: 1050347, Profile Updated: 10-13-08
Author has written 7 stories for Halo, Game X-overs, and Bionicle.

Hello people, readers, writers and other people. First things first: I appreciate constructive critism, but any flames will be ignored. Also, when reviewing, do not use '1337' speak, as I cannot read it and I will ignore it. It doesn't hurt to take the time to write things out properly, you know. Below is some information about me...not much, admittedly though...


Pen Name: Chief Ratchet

Age: Censored

Favourite Pastimes/Hobbies: Video Games, playing the piano, reading books, playing badminton, listening to music, sleeping, building Bionicle, listening to iPod

Favourite Video Games/Movies: Halo 1&2, Ratchet & Clank1, 2, 3&4 (I get my pen name from those two games: 'Chief' from the Master Chief, and 'Ratchet' from, well, Ratchet), Star Fox Assault, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, Star Wars Battlefront 1&2, Destroy All Humans, MechAssault 1&2, Kung Fu Chaos, Star Wars: Republic Commando, Star Wars All Episodes, Ice Age 2, Johnny English

Dislikes: Harry Potter, King Kong, horror, tragedy, slash


FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM 'SOURCES'

"Sir, would you like a big crater or a little crater?" Republic Commando, RC 1262/ Scorch

"Don't make me take off my belt!" Halo 2, Sgt. Johnson

"If Ratchet was a tough cookie, what kind of cookie would he be? I'm gonna go with snickerdoodle" Ratchet: Gladiator, Dallas

"He who would empty the lake of fire must have a long spoon" Velika, Bionicle

'For a man to conquer the galaxy, he needs three things: Men, Space ships and Lunch.' Me!

"Boswell. Nigel Boswell." The Pink Panther Movie, Agent Boswell

"He was shot in the head."

"Was it fatal?" The Pink Panther Movie, Inspector Clouseau

(Firing machine gun) "That was for my dog!" Call of Duty 2, Lt. Dimitri Volsky

Mammoth tank assembled. Command and Conquer 3, Mammoth tank (Obviously) being constructed


WORKS IN PROGRESS

In Progresss: The Intergalactic War, Revised Basically, I thought the first one played out okay...until I realised after reading through it and some reviews that it could've been much better. So I decided to start it again, with a spin on the plot. Read it, enjoy it and review it!

Discontinued: Halo: The Beginning of the End Halo. My take of how Halo 3 will play out. The trailer released has no effect whatsoever on this fic. Summary inside. Chapter3 is in progress. Unfortunately, Halo 3 has come out, throwing this straight out the window. Anyone still reading this, I apologise, but with Halo 3 out, I cannot continue this any more.

On Hold: The ShadowDome. Game Crossover. What happens when a sinister organization kidnaps multiple characters for sport? A Halo, Ratchet & Clank, Metroid andRepublic Commandocrossover. Too many other stories going on to try and continue this as well. So on hold, for how long, I honestly have no clue...

On Hold:The Intergalactic War. Halo/Star Wars. When a New Covenant expeditionary force enter the Star Wars galaxy, what will they find? After the Battle of Endor Let's see...I've only just started work on the fourteenth chapter, so readers, you'll have to wait a bit. On hiatus, because I want to step back a bit and take a good, long look at what I've done. Then I'll decide on what to do from there on.

In Progress: A Day in the Life of... Bionicle. A look in the personal diaries of different characters in the Bionicle universe.

In Progress: Intentions and Agendas...Halo. Halo/Command and Conquer 3. An inhuman force descends upon the UNSC colony of Madalen Firma, with a far greater intention for it than simple amnihilation... Well, third chapter's up. Please review, it'll be greatly appreciated. Not sure when the next chapter is up, give it a week or so.

Finalising: The Secret Files of Secret Agent Clank...Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal. Want to know how Secret Agent Clank defeated the Bowel Bursters of Bosteria without oiling his underlayer? Or how he crossed the Vulgaric Volcanoes of Fahrencius without breaking a sweat? Well, read on! A collection of incidents revolving around...you guessed it, Secret Agent Clank! Still in the prelimary stages. Planning, etc etc. Wait for more updates later.

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Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
Command & Conquer: Crossroads Of Fire by Red Sentinel reviews
Two legendary Commandos from GDI and Nod fall for each other. As the Earth falls to the Scrin, only they can lead the rebellion to save humanity. Please R&R this is only my 2nd story...
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
Fear No Evil by TitansFan18 reviews
An Outbreak, A Rescue Mission Gone Wrong And A Fight for Survival in a World of Horror. F.E.A.R x RE: Genesis Movie Cross Over. Full summary inside. R&R Please!
Resident Evil series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,854 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007
Domestic Affairs by Nevar88 reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
Zulu Squad: Distraction Point by thirdstring-overlord reviews
Sequel to "Zulu Squad." The situation in Auburn is crumbling like the proverbial cookie. Will the Zulu Squad survive? Will Zulu Seven overcome his eating disorder? Does it even matter, considering how Extraction Point wasn't canon?
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Halo 3 Times as Different by CII reviews
Telek journeys to Sanghelios for help from his forsaken brethren, while Truth unearths what he believes to be the Ark. To stop him and the Gravemind, even Telek and the Chief receive help from two unlikely sources. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,538 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Halo 2 Different by CII reviews
The sequel to Halo: Of a Different Sort. The Covenant have found Earth and another Halo and now its up to Rear Admiral Telek 'Herosee and Commander Miranda Keyes and the Chief to stop them from starting the Great Journey. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Zulu Squad by thirdstring-overlord reviews
Not all cloned supersoldiers are perfect. Meet the Zulu Squad, a group of Replicas that act with individuality...and in many cases, sheer stupidity.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Halo: Republic Commando by Shotgunchief reviews
The Master Chief is forced into another universe and there he finds allies that makes winning the war possible, but that isn't the only thing. Will he and Delta Squad be able to repel the combined power of the Covenant and the newly formed Empire?
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,559 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Master Chief/John-117, Boss - Complete
FEAR: Origins by Genoscythe reviews
Everybody knows what happened during the Origin incident, and everybody has their own idea on what happened after it, but who has ever looked into why the operation was such a failure to begin with? Here lies the untold story of F.E.A.R.'s own origin.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Halo: Rise of the Jedi by Don113 reviews
A HaloSW crossover & sequel to 'Halo: The Shroud of the Dark Side'. Back to the main storyline. The 501st Legion pits itself against the 205th Marines in the Battle of Felucia.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,387 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006
Chink in the Armor by Gen-Unknown reviews
[MC X McKay] It's unknown weither Master Chief is capable of getting close to another human, but that won't stop Melissa McKay from trying. Based off hints given in The Flood...forgive the boring beginning....it should get better.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2007
Red vs Blue: The Master Chief Saga by Grumbles reviews
An alternate version of the happenings after season 4 of RvB. O'Malley possesses Sarge and vanishes while Master Chief comes to the aid of the Reds. Intense battle sequences, mild language. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,579 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Syzygy by JustShotMarvin reviews
Master Chief finds himself caught between two different worlds, living two very different lives and wonders: Which one is real?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006
Halo: The War of Rage by tsukahara10 reviews
We will wage war, a war of rage, against the Prophets for their treachery. They will fall in the name of our gods: the ancient gods we used to worship before we formed the Covenant. Please R&R.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,641 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Clone Orders by spirithp reviews
Orders that are programed in a clone, before 66!And after, but that's for later
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
The Great Journey by wutang reviews
The titanic clash between two alliances, and the bravery, honor, and commitment of those involved, will determine the fate of all – and reveal the truth, along with darker secrets and corruption at the highest levels of leadership.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,372 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 12/1/2004
Jedi Nites: Adventures of the Lite Side by Mister Frodo reviews
The adventure begins as the Jedi Council must deal with the greatest threat to the galaxy: Themselves! What ensues are lame soap operas, coffee jokes, and a whole lot of disclaimers...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
A Grunt's Life 2 by Dinoman aka Blind-Eagle reviews
Grunty and his friends are back and just as cowardly. If you review, could you put a rating out of ten please? Thanks.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006
Eve of Fate by tru7h nd 0rd3r reviews
It has been 35 years after the HumanCovenant War, and now, the Master Chief must fight to protect humanity as well as uncover the truth behind the mysterious Eve of Fate and what his role in it may be. [UPDATE]Chapter 12 is now up.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,379 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 10/4/2003
Halo: the Shroud of the Dark Side by Don113 reviews
A HaloSW cross over. Five years after the fall of the Old Covenant.FINISHED. R&R! NOTE: STAY TUNED FOR A SNEAK PEEK OF THE SEQUEL!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Celestial Winds by Jisushika-chan reviews
Dark Magician Girl's side of the story during 'Waking the Dragons'.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Mana - Complete
From Such Trivial Things by Lord Ironwolf reviews
The cause of the Horus Heresy was not what you thought it was.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
The Human Technological Wonder Chronicles by Dominus Princeps reviews
Honored Prophets. I, Kiya'Gradolee, humbly submit my research journal on Human military training for your review. May the Sacred Journey save us all.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005
Squiggy Bitz by Lord Ironwolf reviews
What would it take to distract an Ork from a good scrape? Read on and find out.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2006
It runs in the family by Mr. D 91 reviews
[Takes place after the third game] In order to defeate the new and evil Dr. Heinous, our heroes have to team up with the villain's only living relative......Dr. Nefarious. [Complete. Editing canceled or put on hold]
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,845 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Desert Wind by Reikaku Pyro reviews
[Seto X Kisara] Seto is being haunted by dreams of a girl in a desert. After weeks of not sleeping, Jounouchi and Honda help him face his fear. COMPLETED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Spilt Tea by Lord Ironwolf reviews
You never can tell what will set some people off.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005
Another Round by Jedikma reviews
ObiWan passes on the wisdom QuiGon gave him about women to Anakin. ObiWan, Anakin, Padme, Siri
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
I Did It by Lord Ironwolf reviews
The real reason the 13th Black Crusade failed.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/2/2005
A Grunt's Life by Dinoman aka Blind-Eagle reviews
It's Halo from a Grunt's perspective. Any mistakes in it are lies that Grunty has been told by immature Jackals.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
A Different Kind of War by Lord Ironwolf reviews
The conflict of ships in space takes second place to the conflict of personalities between Captain Pondsworth and Commissar Griggs. Pondsworth and Griggs Saga: Story 1
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004
She Made My Bed by vader-incarnate reviews
On the day after his birthday, ObiWan wakes up with a massive hangover . . . and a blonde, smirking Jedi Knight sitting on his bed. Obi, Ani, and Siri. [Repost, formatting added.]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Troubles of Flesh and Blood by Sasameyuki reviews
Ch 5 up! When Magician of Black Chaos was badly humiliated by Kuriboh, he somewhat blames Dark Magician as part of it. So he plans revenge...to switch Dark Magician and Kuriboh's bodies. What will every one think? Rating may go up
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 10/15/2003
Starstruck by KarmaLeafbarer reviews
Katt has finally given up chasing after Falco. Slippy's upset about relationship troubles of his own. Perhaps the two can help one another out... (contains strong language) R+R welcome, flames ignored ^^;;
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2001
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Of Demons and Angels reviews
AU X-over. How does one adapt to a home that is not a home? The Covenant has won, Earth is ruined and humanity lies in tatters. But the Master Chief learns that in this new world, for every demon, there is an angel: more specifically, an angel of death...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009
The Intergalactic War, Revised reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned and virtually outmanoeuvred, the Galactic Alliance is being pushed back by the endless mechanised armies of the CIS. But the intervention of a third side threatens to change the face of the galaxy....forever....
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Intentions and Agendas reviews
While the stranded UNSC forces on Madalen Firma faces off against the Scrin Empire, closer to home, on Earth, an age old horrific secret lies, waiting to be discovered...and awakened, to the service of the Brotherhood.... Halo/Tiberium Wars
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
The Intergalactic War reviews
On Hold. They have discovered a galaxy quite unlike their own...Star Wars crossover. Chapter 13 is now up. Not only must the Alliance deal with their enemy sweeping across their space, they now must fight a threat the Forerunners couldn't control....
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,663 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006
A Day in the Life of reviews
A look in the personal diaries of different characters in the universe. R&R please!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/9/2006
The ShadowDome reviews
A sinister organization is out there capturing different 'contestants'. Who will stop them? A Halo, Ratchet & Clank, Metroid and Republic Commando crossover
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Halo: The Beginning of the End reviews
The Master Chief must stop the Prophet of Truth. The Arbiter must find the Ark. Will they both succeed or will they die trying? Halo 3. Chapter 3 is now up and running! R&R please! Discontinued because of well, Halo 3
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
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