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Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, How to Train Your Dragon, and Criminal Minds.

I'm going to make this simple, I'm a nerd.

I run a dungeons and dragons style role playing game for my family, which uses the combined stories from about seven different science fiction and has dragons in for some reason.

While I am certainly not a good writer, I enjoy writing and reading these. My main skill on writing is in codex and universe design and naming things. Especially ships and any weapons systems. Below is my personal flagship in real life.

Donnager class Flagship

Size: 8790 by 1200 by 800 meters

Powerplant: 16 'Mckinley' class Super Heavy Zero Point reactos

Movement: 24 RT900 F-series Epstein sub-light drives, complex RCS thruster blocks, advanced hyper-light FTL drive

Crew: 20000 individuals (hundreds of ship-board AI)

Armament: 4 VX-12 Foehammer Ultraheavy railguns, 28 Battleaxe Super heavy plasma lances, 1 Spinal hyper-velocity magnetohydrodynamic thanix cannon, 800 Elsyium dynamics 40mm point defence cannons. Dozens of 80mm 'Banisher' coilgun artillery batteries, hundreds of rapier missile systems and 200 rapid-reload torpedo tubes

Auxiliary Craft: 200 Lancaster stealth bombers, thousands of Spitfire, Hurricane and Beaufighter interceptors, fighters and multi-roles. Onboard ground attack complement including contingent of Force Recon marines equipped with 'Night Fury' genetically enhanced dragons for special forces

Favourite Band: Miracle of Sound

Favourite Books: The Expanse: Abaddons Gate

Favourite Movie: How To Train Your Dragon

TV Series: Firefly

Starship: Truman class Dreadnought

Favourite Character: Viggo Grimborn

Specialises in: Computer Programming

Favourite Song: The Chemical Workers Song

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Band of Bosh'tets by gedoens reviews
Tali'Zorah was just looking for a worthy pilgrimage gift, but is sucked into the adventure of her liftime instead. At the helm: Commander Shepard, greatest hero of the Alliance. But with a life of violence and loss behind him and the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders, Tali soon finds that perhaps John Shepard needs her just as much as she needs him... Mostly Tali/Shepard POV
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,523 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/21/2020 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
Semper Vigilo by CunkToad reviews
Due to a drive core malfunction, a human vessel arrives just in time to save the Council Envoy from the yahg. What happens when humanity enters the galactic stage not as the race that got attacked by the turians for breaking a law they weren't aware of, but as the race that saved a turian platoon from certain death? M for wartime violence, pre ME1 - ME3, no OP humanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 107 - Words: 1,235,227 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 11/27/2016
Red & Blue 2 : In Search of Shelter by Bryoche reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS : I am currently working on this story. 5/6 Chapters are complete. This is the continuation of the story "C-Sex : Blue & Red" featuring the same duo of character. Set during the events of Mass Effect 3, in between the Cerberus Coup and the Fall of Thessia, this is the story of a human meeting back with his alien lover. Chapter 3 and 5 of this story are very NSFW !
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/29/2018 - OC
Ragnarok Is Coming V1 by Crystal1962 reviews
Hiccup left Berk and sailed the nine realms. He became someone- something else. Something dark and ruthless. He became Avrid. A legend with death itself on his side. A killer and a leader of the most merciless beings but he has a secret. He has foes and Berk that needs help and Astrid and Ragnarok and Avrid will kill them all. He will burn them all to ashes to protect his court.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/12/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Drago Bludfist
Fury by SteinMon1920518 reviews
(A vague mashup of HTTYD/Venom) Specimens, "Dragons", need a host, a symbiotic bond that is either parasitic or mutualistic, to survive. For the recently escaped "Hel-Spawn", the perfect host is found in a less-than ideal young man with more to him than meets the eye. Rated M to be safe (Trigger Warnings in Prologue)(Snail to Slow Burn Hiccstrid, no slash)(Modern AU)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,665 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/10/2019 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
To Infinity by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 473,247 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 5,016 - Follows: 5,950 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, T. Lasky, Shepard
The Normandy Saga: To Defy Death by MakoGT reviews
In a surprise attack on the SSV Normandy, The First Human Spectre, Commander Shepard, was killed. Leaving his crew heartbroken and lost. With his death, the Galaxy allowed the threat of the reapers slip from memory. Restored to life by sworn enemies, the Commander begins the fight anew. Tali'Zorah/MShep romance. Slow burn. M for language, gore, more. Cover art by Palavenmoons
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 360,893 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/16/2018 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah]
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 7,805 - Follows: 8,441 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Dawn of the Dragon Riders by Pluckycross reviews
Hiccup couldn't kill the dragon. He didn't even try. When picked to fight the Monstrous Nightmare he decides it is time for him to leave. Surprisingly, he is joined by another unexpected person. 5 years later, Hiccup is now the leader of a group of dragon riders with new responsibilities and new problems to face. Will he become the greatest of them all like his father once said?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather, Eret
King of the Skies by Han Shoots First reviews
Hitman Squadron were never quite the ordinary mercenary squadron, between their enigmatic leader and his stubborn WSO, and the two disgraced wingmen, they never gave much thought to returning home until war broke out and they got an eye for money fighting in a war that's far more personal to them than any job they've had before. (Fixed Formatting)
Project Wingman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14
Cold Machines by BattleUnit3 reviews
They studied Organics. All they ever saw was fear from Sentient Synthetics. Geth had no place in their world. But by chance they discovered a species on the brink of extinction. They worked along side their creations as equals. They didn't care who or what you are. They only cared about their City.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Frostpunk - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,405 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/17/2018
The Scouts Tales I: A new finding by Dllay
I do not own Frostpunk, all its content is sole property of the creators; This history is fan made for entertainment purposes only; Six years have gone since the great storm, today, the city is each day more back on its feet, new outposts, new technology, progress and with it, dangers that were covered by ice for so long. Those are the tales of the best scout group from New London.
Frostpunk - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,714 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 6/20/2020
Mass Effect: The Iron Heart of Man by Apollonir reviews
[AU] The Illusive Man said that salvation comes with a cost. When corruption seeps into the galaxy, when centuries of status quo suddenly breaks in a mere decade, when blood's spilled among the stars like never before, when extinction looms over civilization, when morality is merely a shade... salvation can only come with sacrifice. [AU First Contact War & Reaper War; GRAPHIC]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 372,003 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Admiral Hackett, Illusive Man, Shepard, OC
An Unexpected H(a)unt by AlexHarbinger reviews
A Phasmophobia inspired short about two sisters who find themselves forced to enter a remote cabin haunted by a ghost.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2020 - Complete
The Dragon's Eye by clank2662 reviews
Hiccup and a friend are banished and they leave and make new friends and an amazing discovery the dragon's eye, but will an old love make Hiccup return to Berk or will the power of the dragon's eye take him over and destroy everything he knows and loves. Hiccstrid and OCxHeather. I suck at summaries.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] [OC, Heather]
Descendants Of The Archipelago Pt 2 by Nightstar Fury reviews
Bolverk Bludvist learns that choosing to be good was only the beginning for him as he tries to cope with all the changes being thrown his way as Astrid's boyfriend. When the pressure becomes too much, Bolverk decides to leave, feeling it's for the best. However, when a new threat rises, Bolverk realizes he must be true to his heart to save Archian Isle and his future.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2020 - Complete
Affairs Of The Heart by E.Wills reviews
Love is a complicated thing, particularly for two lovesick Viking teens. Throw arranged marriage and hormones into the mix, and things get messy. Figured it was about time I changed the summary. Is it vague enough for you? Good. I shortened the title this time around because, well, reasons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,010 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/2/2020 - Published: 1/26/2020 - Complete
Exodus Into Fire by keita52 reviews
When the Battlestar Galactica, guided by Starbuck, makes the jump towards Earth, they find a planet encircled by giant black ships and a woman calling herself Commander Shepard telling them to leave before the Reapers attack them. With Earth not the safe haven they'd hoped for, the Colonial Fleet and their Cylon allies struggle to make a place for themselves in this new universe.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,248 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 11/12/2014 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, J. Garson, Ashley W.
To Build a Home by Matteoarts reviews
Andromeda is a new beginning for all. Scott Ryder hoped to explore new frontiers, Vetra Nyx wished for a fresh start. But as complications arise, their paths will cross and they'll settle for simply finding a home. (A condensed novelization of "Mass Effect: Andromeda.")
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Scott R., Vetra N.]
Cenotaph I: The Morrow by Rob Sears reviews
Roahn'Shepard was always doomed to an abnormal life. As the daughter of John and Tali, she would always be overshadowed by her parents' heroics, but at home... her father is no hero. He is distant. Withdrawn. But when a new threat arises, she and her father are forced to confront their differences and Roahn will soon discover what it means to be the daughter of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 344,635 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 5/19/2018 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
HTTYD : The Book of Oneshots by BrightAmii reviews
As the name implies, this book will be a collection of oneshots based around the How To Train Your Dragon series! I will write nearly everything, whether it be canon deviation, time travel, canon compliant or even a modern au! This is the first book I'm publishing to this site, so please send me your feedback! I'd love to hear from you!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 1/7/2019
Overrun But Not Outdone by BattleUnit3 reviews
The Colonies fell but humanity lives on. The "Leonidas" class Heavy Frigate "Elpis" gathers the remnants of colonial fleet and civilian ships in attempt to save mankind. Without a plan or hope for surviving they find a looted dead giant in the middle of a storm. But out of its corpse a plan is hatched. A plan so insane that it just might actually work.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 10/12/2018
An ode to man by Aquaticmammals reviews
Space: the final frontier. The job of the Voyager to go out into the cosmos. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before, and where no man ever will.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2018 - OC - Complete
Terra Imperium by Imperadork reviews
[AU] Humanity never found the Mass Relays nor did they ever discovered Element Zero but developed their own means of FTL and had finally started colonizing other systems. Humanity thought for as long as they had existed that they were alone in the universe until they discovered the first Mass Relay near their new colony of Shanxi.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - OC
Mass Effect: A journey through the Eons by Casje reviews
When a strange device capable of remarkable feats is found in the Martian ruins, the course of humanity's history changes forever. The resulting leaps and bounds in technology leave humanity well prepared to deal with the rest of the galaxy. AU
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014
Things the Normandy crew are not allowed to do as written by Council by Witchweather reviews
The Normandy crew has gotten bored now that the wars all over. The council has to set down some rules. Primarch Victus gets stuck in the middle But he was never a by the book kinda guy anyway. (Totally isn't a Victus fangirl. NOPE.) Hope you like. I might try to post more later. Disclaimer - I do not own mass effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Primarch Adrien Victus, Garrus V.
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Mass Effect - Reflections by Praetus reviews
The galaxy is recovering in the wake of the Reaper war - nearly a year has passed and Commander Shepard awakens to a universe changed and teetering on the brink of uncertainty. Old friends have drifted and alliances are being redrawn. Can he find hope amidst the rubble or will everything that he built be crushed in another war?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,154 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] [Garrus V., Kasumi G.] - Complete
Layin' Down the Law by Nuclear Bacon reviews
Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Commander Shepard, Alliance Navy by CobaltAC reviews
Commander Shepard is a hero, but he is also just a man. And like all men, he must face the trials of everyday life, whether they be team mates who don't follow orders or lonely women who want him to warm their bed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
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The Morrigan Effect reviews
A Reimagining of the Systems Alliance, where humans never found the prothean ruins on mars. We don't have access to reality breaking laws of the Mass Effect. We fought tooth and nail for every technology we have. And now we show our true faces as we stand alongside our quarian allies in the First Contact war, and beyond. As Realistic as I can make it and prepare for many cameos.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Admiral Hackett, Hannah S., Han'Gerrel, Rael'Zorah
How To Train Your Dragon: Battlefront reviews
Hiccup has awoken, after barely making it off of a world under siege, him and Toothless are locked in a dangerous conflict between a united humanity and dragon, and an expansionist alien race. Moreso, political instability is plaguing the Humanity, but through all of this, Hiccup tries to desperately find out where his friends have been taken while fighting a war.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC
A Killer on the Valkyrie Express reviews
Investigator Spencer Reid is returning from a case in Murmansk to Switzerland, when an avalanche slows progress on the Valkyrie Express to a snails pace. To make matters worse, a New Orleans cop is murdered just 1 compartment up from him, and he's left with a multitude of suspects. As the situation deteriorates, can he find the killer before the train descends into anarchy?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2020 - Published: 7/26/2020 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Supremacy reviews
Humanity has reached the stars and is now a powerful coalition. Fears over the widespread technology found in the prothean ruins on mars mean that humanity embraces a different form of technology and their fleet is one of the most powerful in the galaxy. Will be replaced by a different story
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/14/2019 - Published: 3/22/2018 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] [Garrus V., Kasumi G.]