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Joined 05-21-06, id: 1050748, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Formerly known as Suteki-Sama and thirteen-nargles. Female. 22.

There are other copies of my Naruto fics over on my now dead deviantart under the username piffle-princess. They're in the original unedited form, and no, they are not somebody else ripping off my fics, but thanks for pointing that out.


Current likes: Doctor Who (Amy/Rory, Oswin/Eleven)

Merlin (Merarthur)

MCU (Stony, Pepperony, Clintasha, ANY AVENGER WITH ANY AVENGER COME ON)

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Duty Bound by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
In a failed effort to ease war tensions by forcing Purebloods and Mudbloods to intermarry, Fred and Hermione are thrown together in an unlikely tale that calls for both to leave the comforts of their lives to follow what the Order and Minstry need of them
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 121,385 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Sisters CLAMP Fairy Tales: Tsubasa Edition! by flo-bizet reviews
The group has been sucked into a book of fairy tales and must go through each story until they can get Sakura's feather! Oh, what merriment they shall have! Bit of a parody, as well. Chapter 8: The Frog Prince!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Itachi Must Die! by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Scar Syaoran! by flo-bizet reviews
Exactly what it says. Happy fun time scarring the poor boy with much KuroFainess! Accepting ideas from reviewers. Chapter 16: Blossoming Part 1. It's Sakura's unwilling turn to scar the boy! Geez, I need to update more often. It's been three months!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle reviews
An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE. NOT BETA-ED YET!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco, armed with the knowledge that Hermione will be murdered in the future, must find some way to prevent it. Time travel, action and romance! Nominated at Quill to Parchment, Dangerous Liaisons, He Had it Coming and The Dramione Awards. ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,867 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Note by sciathan file reviews
[Cracktastic parody of Death Note] When Tamaki finds what appears to be a lost notebook, a bored cupid offers him a chance to be... the god of love? And, with Tamaki in charge, relationships have never been so crazy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Tamaki S.
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
KUROGANE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You bought a KUROGANE unit. Now read on to find out how to use it. A fic inspired by Theresa Green.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Please, Teacher by Lady Of Genesis reviews
Naruto would do anything to get the attention of his teacher, even if it meant being something he was not.. NaruKaka, KakaSasu, SasuNaru. LIME, so it's not going to burn your innocent eyes :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The VINCENT Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a VINCENT. Please read the enclosed manual to make sure you get the most out of your angsty bishounen. Give me more reviews, dammit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Vincent V. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The SEPHIROTH Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a SEPHIROTH. Please read the enclosed manual to avoid any mishaps and malfunctions while 'playing' with Jenova's favorite son.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
The CLOUD Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a CLOUD. Please read this guide to avoid any mishaps. Though with a CLOUD, you can never tell...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Be Careful What You Bet On by BooBack reviews
Rated R for language and sexual content, especially chapter 13. Ron and Hermione's love is finally known for each other, but what will Hermione's bet with Malfoy do to their new found relationship. And what about Draco's bet with Blaise? Twists Galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,025 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Relationships Change II by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETEDSequel to Relationships Change, read that first please! DRACOHERMIONE fic! Draco and Hermione graduated, and are now out of Hogwarts. Their complicated life together will not be an easy one but at least Voldemort is dead...Can Hermione and Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 165,074 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Gets To Kill InuYasha? by AdInfinitum reviews
[Oneshot] Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Kikyou team up and capture InuYasha. Now they have to decide which one of them will have the honor of finishing him off.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
Best Buddy by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba's in a spat with Akamaru and needs a new best friend... and who better than Shino?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE - EPILOGUE ADDED! "There is one person in the world who hates me more than anybody else... my husband." Marriage Law story. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,683 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Can Play The Game by KillerKitty3140 reviews
-- COMPLETE -- Hermione and Harry have broken up with each other. But who has dumped whom? Harry tries to get back at Hermione by flirting outrageously with Ginny; Hermione fights fire with fire; who better to irritate Harry more than Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Desperate Love by Hatusu reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is captured and thrown into a dungeon by none other than Lucius Malfoy! How will she react when she finds that she is at the disposal of Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,913 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 510 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Skin on Skin by Cupiditatis reviews
DrHr 7th year. they are headboy and girl. Harry and Ron have left Hermione and she thinks her life is hell. But then someone of her past shows up and her life makes a 180 turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,663 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Slip Up reviews
Hermione finds herself reminiscing after she makes a huge mistake that will change life as she knows it. Fremione, slight Romione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
What If? reviews
What would have happened if Karin was given more time to seduce Sasuke? SasuxSaku if you look hard enough. Possible spoilers for chapter 348 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Shino's Surprise Party reviews
What happens when everyone starts behaving strangely? Chaos ensues! SasuxSaku, Neji?xHina, OroxCupcakes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Failed Mission reviews
This crackfic just may melt your brain. You have been warned. Rated M for language...not for anything else...SasuxSaku, ShikaxTem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hinata's Bad Morning reviews
This crackfic is supposed to center around Hinata...and it does, in a very strange way. SasuxSaku, NejixHinaXNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Team 7 Skips Training reviews
Team 7 decides to take a day off. SasuxSaku and a little ShikaxTem...but then that might mean that there's also NaruxShino, ShikaxHaku, and ShikaxIru...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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