miss.ninja.kimi
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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

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they point and laugh and stare and insult. you learn to ignore them because they mean nothing to you. they always will be nothing to you. they aren't your kin, flesh, blood. they don't clothe you or feed you. they're just there. you learn to ignore them. they are nothing. but you want to fit in. you know you can't. you walk up to the lunch table and they stare again. you aren't perfect. messy black hair that will never be silky smooth like all the other girls, an abnormally large nose, a blank stare that looks like you're the spawn of satan. you can't control it. you just deal. they can't deal. so they are insignifigant. unimportant. you can't be friends with them. you cannot. never. you just can't.

stop.wanting.to.be.like.them.

she's just a little kingdom hearts fanatic. why bother with her. she spends her time writing fanfictions online, yeha, peopel revieed. she has friends online, but so what. they're all obsessed with that video game and they

stop.wanting.to.be.like.them.

she's just a little ninja wannabe who's obsessed with naruto, you know, that anime everyone's always talking abut on youtube. she's got a couple fanfictions about them ninjas. sure, people reviewed, but she still has no friends. one day she'll jump off the roof of the school out of frustratation. maybe because sassy-chan will never adore her? because he doesn't exsist. get out of your fantasy, narutard.

stop.wanting.to.be.like.them.

she writes poetry, you know, sappy stuff. about love, mostly between sora and kairi, those kingdom hearts people. yeah, so what?

but, i guess i stopped caring what everyone thinks of me. i stopped wanting to be like them.i don't have a myspace.i don't chat on the phone with tons of friends giggling about boys and cheerleading and pink.i don't like captial leters.but you know what? i think i realized that i don't really care what everyone thinks of me.i.stopped.

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p r o g r e s s

save.the.world.with.screen.names:

Hell yeah, this is getting updated as soon as possible. Stalking, Victoria Secret magazines and Bacon Land? expect more soon, but it'd be nice to have more reviews

tainted.hearts.:

Yes, my first RikuxKairi fic is up and running. Review people, then I'll get started on the next chapter. Ideas are flowing through my head, but all I need to get them out is a little reviewage.

broken.unity:

eh, not a lot of people have reviewed on this, i only got three so far, but, i'm willing to work on another chapter since i have nothing better to do with my life

ninja.school.musical.:

i really don't know why i started this fanfiction anyway, since i'm more of a narusaku person myself, and currently i'm in a KH craze, but whatever. this thing will prolly haunt me in my sleep if i don't update it, so i will update it, it's just not very high on my list

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n e w b e g i n i n i n g s

no new ideas at the moment

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i.bid.you.farewell.

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Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Naruto Characters Say the Darndest Things by XxpwnagexX reviews
Sort of spoof of Kids Say the Darndest Things. Just some funny drabbles of things Naruto characters do and say. R&R please! No flaming. Rated just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U.
A Change of Schedule by Sora nii-chan reviews
[AU] Axel: The boy who flirted with both girls and boys yet was openly gay. Roxas: The boy who was straight yet had a secret liking for boys on the side as well. Namely Axel. Throw in a party and it's drama galore. [Roxas POV][AkuRoku][Soriku][Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Like Ramen: A Dating Story by On Permanent Hiatus reviews
Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Nobody AIM by GotxItxMemorized reviews
What happens when you give members of organization XIII a computer? You get AIM accounts! Join them on their journeys...Xemnas discovers the true meaning of his name, Roxas gets whooped, burritos are on sale at Taco Bell, and Kevin Laroche stumps Saix.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Axel, Roxas
The Roommates from Hell by KarmaDreamz reviews
Gai doesn’t exactly trust living in a house alone with Neji for two weeks, so he asks Tenten and Rock Lee to live with him at the time as well. But, Are his students trying to kill him?NejiXTenten 10th chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 10/10/2005
Between the Silences by Admiral Godunov reviews
He was the weakling, the dork, the one everyone picked on. He was nasal and annoying and... kind of cute. And he had a nice laugh... [larxene.demyx][what begins in silence must also end. complete.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Larxene, Demyx - Complete
Peeping Tom by Emo-Insomniac reviews
They cant get each other off their minds. But neither will be the first to admit it. Gaara gets kidnapped. So will Sasuke make the first move? SasuGaa SasukexGaara. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,397 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
You Work for Me by Shining Serenity reviews
Working sucks! No, it really sucks! But working for an arrogant, cold hearted, manipulative, good for nothing, meanie sucks even more! Too bad Hinata’s stuck picking up Sasuke’s dirty underwear! Read and Review please! [SasukeXHinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Musings of a Drunken Nobody by WhitePhoenixRyoko reviews
Crackfic! Ever wondered what Organization XIII does in their spare time? Come on in and find out! Ch. 1: Saix has always wanted to get revenge on Axel for permanantly dying his hair blue, so he and Zexion join forces to come up with the ultimate prank...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2006
My Heart For A Camera by poxmaker reviews
Why is it that when you need a camera you can never find one? Yeah, Kairi can't figure it out either. slash [SoraxRiku] ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Overcome by MidnightWhisper7 reviews
Riku promised he'd never be like Ansem. But in the end, he couldn't ignore the voices in his head.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Riku, Ansem the Wise/DiZ - Complete
How to Seduce a Ninja by Blaze2Sage reviews
[Complete] The Kunoichis found a flaming hot book about how to seduce the Konoha Ninjas! Will the rookies be in a surprise...or be pleased? [Nejiten][SasuSaku][NaruHina][ShikaIno]Warning: OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Fear and loathing in Konoha by Yamazakura reviews
[SasuNaru] A serie of challenge drabbles, humorous and a little bit crackish. 7. The Uke season
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Tale of Two Idiots by bluemoonlightgirl reviews
Axel's bored. So he and Roxas decide to go around and make complete chaos! Will the Organization have it's revenge when Axel and Roxas are done? Complete!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bonding by Project 0506 reviews
A series of oneshots about Kabuto and Sasuke at Otogakure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Interviews from Behind My Desk by Cymbala reviews
On this show, anything goes, which includes Sora going bald, and even a little yaoi...Chpater 9: Demyx, the rapper. Oh yeah, the apocalyps is here
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
You will eventually love me by rcr reviews
I got the new chapter on the wrong story.Sorry about that.I already corrected it. Sasuke offers hinata a way to make Naruto notice her by pretending to date himin reality he just want her to fall for him instead in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Good Karma, Bad Karma by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata's been treated like dirt by her family for far too long. Fate steps in and decides it's high time that the Hyuugas got to meet her violent alter ego, Black Hinata! CHARACTERS OOC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,854 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Hinata H.
Oh My Goddess by Kinomoto Neko reviews
Sakura dies during a mission and becomes a goddess, then is sent back to earth to help four men find their true loves. But what happens when she falls in love with one of them? Pairings:SakGaa, NaruSas more! T for language. Chapter 2 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Uchiha Sasuke's Day Off by Neko-Kikiru reviews
Come one, come all, to see the inside life of UCHIHA SASUKE! Our secret cameras have caught all there is to see! The payment is FREE because this content is PRICELESS! Haha, get it? XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth Behind the Mask by Hammy Uchiha reviews
A day at the pool turns into the mission to see what's under Kakashi's mask.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Chat Room Mishaps by Heartless Breaker reviews
COMPLETE![AUOOC]Ino tries to hook her best friends to each other... with the use of chat! Would the cold, hunk Sasuke fall for the beautiful flower Sakura? [SasuSaku] [Threeshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Executive Affairs by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
SasuGaa. AU What multimillionaires really get up to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Mansion by t0talpwnage reviews
Gai, Anko, Naruto, Ten Ten and Shino get stuck in a mansion. With Shino and Ten Ten, being the only people with any sanity, how will the group survive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006
Forever by KStar reviews
Ino tried to tell herself she didn't love him, but her heart was breaking as he told her goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sociopathologically Yours by Bonkbonk reviews
[SasuSaku based, T for language] Sakura's recently out of college and needs a place to live. She moves in with Sasuke, Neji, and Shika... crazyness ensues. Crackfic! Some random romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Naruto Plays DDR by t0talpwnage reviews
My first fic! Naruto plays Dance Dance Revolution! OOC for everyone. Watch the funkay ninja gang get down to their bad self. All right. With funkay music. Yup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,771 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Misa's Eyes by artemisgirl reviews
Owners of the Death Note are offered a deal: exchange half of their remaining life for the shinigami's eyes. But just what does such a deal mean to Misa? oneshot please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Reflections by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Rock Lee hates ramen. But he loves Sakura. And would sacrifice anything for her.Onesided LeeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
What Do You Get When You Fall In Love by Insane But Happy reviews
A whole ton of flippin' WEIRD pairings. Enjoy, kiddies, enjoy. Is shot Chapter One: Caramel Latté IrukaGaara Extreme OOC Warning!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Gaara, Iruka U.
Let's Play A Game by Hokata Yuy reviews
If you've got a burning question, sometimes it doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a battle, you've just gotta ask it. Shikamaru & Tayuya fun [rating bump for langauge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
The Dangers Of A Grinning Fox by littlewolflover .chrispy reviews
Kiba invites basically the entire Naruto cast to a party. Everyone gets drunk, save for Hinata, and goes crazy. Boy Boy Love Love! Picture this: Sasuke in a dress singing west side story songs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2004
Secret Sin by littlewolflover .chrispy reviews
A torn piece of paper, a bloodied floor. A pool of tears, a ring of silence. We all must face our demons inside. How does one choose to deal? NaruSasu.. SasuNaru... Maybe a little KakaIru....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Banquet of Confusion reviews
Five sophomores, Roxas, Naminé, Riku, Sora, and Kairi, journey through high school, trying not to let secrets and splitups drive them insane. Drama, parties, betchfights, and more can be found in this charming high school tale. [roxnami & sorkairiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Roxas, Naminé
Tainted Hearts reviews
When Sora's heart suddenlly turns to darkness, Riku knows what he has to do. Bringing Kairi along with him, they travel the worlds to find & save him. But what happens when she starts to fall for Riku, even though she is connected to Sora? rikuxkairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Riku, Kairi
Save the World with Screen Names reviews
King Mickey mails a mysterious package to Destiny Islands…computers! It turns out, Organization XII is back, and they no longer want Kingdom Heartsbut total reign over the internet! How can our heroes stop them? With the magic of IMing of course!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006
The Ultimate Love Square reviews
Hinata likes Naruto, Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura likes Sasuke...but what if Sasuke liked Hinata? Team 7 is assigned to escort Hinata on a journey, and trouble insures when Sasuke develops feelings for her. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
That Baka Naruto! reviews
Hinata wants to tell Naruto about her feelings, but Kiba and Neji don't approve of the blonde ninja. How far will they go to insure her feelings aren't proclaimed? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Broken Unity reviews
Enter Sora and Riku, the two most popular guys at Hikari High. Enter Kairi, new girl at Hikari High, who causes chaos amongst the whole school! With the school dance drawing near, how far will each go to get the girl?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Vanilla Realization reviews
Naruto was like vanilla ice cream. Pure and untainted. [oneshot] [SakuNaru][Please R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninja School Musical! reviews
[Hiatus]High School Musical Parody! Sasuke's been seen as the best fighter on is team, but what if he wants to pursue a singing career too? Can this pinkhaired ninja help him? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U.