LovexXxHaku
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Joined 05-21-06, id: 1050933, Profile Updated: 09-27-10
Author has written 5 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, Screenplays, and Gorillaz.

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A lot has changed. Really, It's not even funny.

Love 2D, Murdoc, Harley, Joker, Batman, Riddler, Noodle, American dad, Futurama, and that kinda stuff.

Naruto kinda sucks now.

Wow. I don't have ANYTHING here. Ehehe..._;; umm...

I guess I'll start with my favourite pairings...

Shika/Temari (I'm very lazy)

Naruto/Hinata

Haku/Zabuza (MY FAV PAIRING OF ALL TIME!!!)

and you know who I think would be really good together?

Deidara and Haku.

Oh yes. I went there.

but really, I think Haku should join the Akatsuki...

He'd be really good...and Zabuza too...

or at least they would be, if they weren't DEAD!!! T_T

I HATE the fact that they died! I love them! T_T

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Mariacin, LovexXxHaku

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

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Only for you by Akatsuki-Obito reviews
Yaoi/Lemon. SasoDei, TobiDei. Slight AU. When dreams of Sasori start to torture Deidara in his sleep, something forces him back to Sunagakure where fond memories are replaced with horrors...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fixing Murdoc by Gorillaz6666 reviews
After capturing 2D, taking him to his beach made entirely of plastic junk and easing him out of a deep depression, Murdoc finds himself getting much closer to his singer then he expected. 2DxMurdoc slash. Rated M for yaoi in later chapters.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
PUNK by Gorillaz6666 reviews
2DxMurdoc drabble. Rated M for Murdoc's naughty imagination. Oneshot.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Rhinestones by Phantommoose reviews
Just a bit of musing through the open window. Murdoc and 2D discuss plastic. Heavily Implied Murdocx2D Rated M for mature themes
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Lateralus by BomberBrat reviews
The life, love and death of the Akatsuki's two greatest artists, As told through Tool, Songfic, angst, Yaoi lemons and SasoDei. Rated M for suggestive themes, Language and violence. Undergoing a re-write because Brat can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Nighttime with the Joker by Lady Areilite reviews
The Batman has fun with the Clown Prince of Crime. A one-shot. Rated M for a reason. Batman/Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Million Shattered Pieces by windwhisprer reviews
.::A series of oneshots, Richter/Emil::. A series of moments between two secretive lovers. .::From 30 smiles LJ comm. All ratings::.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2009
Shinigami Rules by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Shinigami cannot fall in love with humans. Those were the rules that Light later came to resent as he looked into the eyes of his mortal enemy. He should have been dead long ago. Rem was a sneaky witch. He knew she planned it this way. LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,750 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Light Y., L
All Around Me by Nappy reviews
At the peak of sexual pleasure, Cosmo feels the constant bite and haunting whisper all around him.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Cosmo, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Old Flame by kradnohikari reviews
Richter had lost the chance at having Emil years ago, but he can't help himself sometimes. The child just stirs the feelings inside of him that he had forgotten long ago. Slash. Emil/Richter
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009
Shades of Humor by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
Riddle Me this, Riddle Me that...but guess what? Joke's on you! Poor Batman is trapped in the fight of two of his biggest foes, but not against him, but with each other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2009 - The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler
Merry Christmas, Matty by Tofu-Master reviews
When Matt completely forgets about Christmas, Mello is more than agitated. But what can Matt do to compensate? What does he have, that Mello wants? MelloxMatt, MelloMatt Yaoi Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
JxHQ: Manifestation by princessebee reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Worn Out Tool by OldKiaraAdachi reviews
Sometimes you don't know how important somebody is to you until you come close to losing them. Zabuza had to learn this lesson the hard way. ZabuzaxHaku, HakuZabu, ZabuHaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M.
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Warm by selanfene reviews
Todd and Lovett totally do it, and it's awesome.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Midnight Snack by Low-Rexolution reviews
Deidara is straight. Who cares? Sasori can't keep it in any longer...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
SasoDei Interruptions by Sihouette The Jellicle Cat reviews
Sasori and Deidara get interrupted by a toothbrush wielding Uchiha. I suck as summary's. Includes: Zetsu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, a 69, and talk of toothbrush rape. Rated M for some sexual content. Not much. Sorry. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Through the Mirror by Childish Sadism reviews
The blonde doesn’t know what to think or say to him after midnight, there’s a holocaust going through his brain, a tornado of feelings and wishes. So he only touches him. DeiSasDei.Hints of Ita/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I've Never Seen You SasoDei by Miss Kiwii Soda reviews
Deidara's never seen Sasori out of Hiruko. What happens when he catches him out in the open? What happens when Sasri catches Deidara in a towel? Yaoi, Shounen ai, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dead On Arrival by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Chapter Summary: "But Haku didn't care how Zabuza might have viewed her in that very instant. She was, for the time being, a teenage girl. And damned if her hormoned and girly tendencies were going to act accordingly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Curiosity by Genzetsu reviews
Sasori's out for awhile and Deidara's bored, so he figures he'll try something out to keep in entertained. SasoDei, Yaoi, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Take it All by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara and Sasori run into some problems on a mission.SasoDei Yaoi, oneshot, rape, angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Alphabetizing Beauty by The Tomo reviews
As Deidara becomes a member of the Akatsuki, he is very obstinate, and judges everything and everyone based on appearance. Sasori is ready to break him of that, refusing to show Deidara his true face, planning the ultimate hell for his partner. SASODEI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Insatiable by GrimmFairytales reviews
Making love to Deidara was like making love to something fragile and easily broken. Deidara/Sasori Some angst. Sasori kinda of OOC but not much. Please read and review. Thanks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just for Show by KillerxXxQueen reviews
Kaoru has come to accept his feelings for Hikaru, but will it matter?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
It Just Isn't My Day by Jasmine Faith reviews
AkuRoku - Roxas has a horrible day, and when the 'lecherous jerk' comes along he can't find it in himself to deny the redhead. Warning! Yaoi/Boy love! You have been warned. -edit- I have edited this story a little.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A True Work of Art by Miko Takahashi reviews
They both had entirely different views....SasoDei. Yaoi. Shonen ai. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mist Ninjas:Cost to Coast:: by Minoten reviews
Zabuza & Haku were an infamous ninja duo until...the job cut. Now they enter the world of TALK SHOW TV where anything can happen & usually does. Tonight, we gonna crash into the moon coz this guy said it would be good PR! Say, who'd like NINJA DIET TIPS?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Haku
Welcome Home by NowOrNever reviews
Spreading the love of YukiKakeru even more. 50 sentences, YukiKakeru. All sets done.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,021 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Yuki S., Kakeru M. - Complete
A Puppet's love by seineke-pyera reviews
Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Leaves of Konoha by Anime Khat reviews
Haku is found mostly dead in Konohagakure, after defeat by Kakashi. Zabuza Sunagakure. What could this mean? Will the two Mistnin meet up once more, or will their seperation tear them apart forever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M.
The Horrors of Fanfiction by InoSakuShine reviews
Something otherworldy has fallen into the Naruverse. What happens when Konoha discovers the horrors of what we call fanfiction? Multiple pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Hold Me by tabby-chan reviews
YAOI!In the dead of night Zabuza and Haku's camp is attacked and Haku is injuied. HakuxZabuza
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Noise by WitheringKey reviews
Sasori was relaxing until Deidara came to him with a troubling thought.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Precious Person by Clovache reviews
Zabuza wouldn’t be loved. He’d be adored, wanted, protected and obeyed. Because Haku wouldn’t do anything to harm his precious person. [one shot] yaoi, ZabuzaHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto and Harry Potter by sirtres reviews
Harry is in his 6th year at Hogwarts constantly practicing spells to fight Voldemort. Dumbledore hires 2 guards to protect the school and it's inhabitants, but they may have gotten more than they bargained for. NarutoxHP my first fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
The Way You Wash Those Dishes by Onigiri in a Sailor Uniform reviews
Love confessions over soapy suds. YUKI'S POV
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Yuki S., Tohru H.
American Haku by Me-la Kenzu Chan reviews
7th Chappie! Haku and Zabuza have a mission in American. However, when they reach their destination, Haku goes through odd changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Haku, Zabuza M.
Just Pretend by Me-la Kenzu Chan reviews
Completed! Haku finally admits he thinks of Zabuza more than just a precious person not only to himself, but also, unknowningly to his master. Zabuza's reaction is far from positive...at first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Hello by Dreamseeker1 reviews
One-shot. What would the world look like to Souta if Kagome died? Based on the song "Hello" by Evanescence. And no I don't own either. Please please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Souta H., Kagome H. - Complete
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In Time reviews
"Maybe in time, you'll want to be mine." Oneshot. 2D x Murdoc, implied Murdoc x Paula Cracker
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Just Trust Me reviews
Just trust me, Yuki. Why can't you give me that? I know you want to. Please don't be afraid."
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Akito S., Yuki S. - Complete
Too Lonely to Care reviews
When Deidara is lonely, what does he do? Mpreg, rape, yaoi, ect. DeixHaku, brief mentions of SasoxDei and ZabuxHaku. M for graphic yaoi and mature language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Haku - Complete
Hello reviews
This isn't really what...it sounds like...just some random characters, and a story behind them.
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
When Flowers Fade reviews
Kyo is upset, Tohru is flustered, and Yuki is secretly asking for more.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Tohru H., Yuki S.