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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and MASK.

i need to ask this question. there is a story on this sight. i believe it is a time travel fic. it is a naruto fiction. in one scene naruto has the hokage mountain singing while he is walking down the road. what story is this and what chapter is this scene in?

Name: Charles Levi Eggleston

School: Twin Falls High School

Home: Twin Falls, Idaho... if you couldn't tell.

Gender: Male

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Hobbies: Martial arts, reading, making things explode, watching things explode... explosives in general

Status: taken though it never lasts

Titles: Leech, Pyro, Shadow, Egg, and a lot of others.

Sexual orienation: straight as an arrow

Pet Peeves: Bad/slow drivers, being stabbed in the back, skateboards

Sanity: Little bit

Personality: Little bit of a pyro, and chooses to avoid popularity. I'm also honest, and love speed (not the drug, you crack-addicts!). My councilers seem to think that I'm suicidal, but I look down upon suicide. I also like going off-roading... with other people's cars. Mine has been screwed up enough doing that.


The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - Mahatma Ghandi

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experiance

If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

There’s a reason why Claymores say ‘This side towards enemy’

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Warning: Trespassers will be shot Warning: Survivors will be shot again

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I couldn't help but overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak. -LFGcomic.com

Insted of helping an aged dwarf woman across the street you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny.-LFG

"Is there any chance that he was the one who killed your father and you were seeking justice so your beloved and missed parent could be at peace in the afterlife?"

"No but that does bring to mind the amusing tale of the time I killed my father."-LFG

"I am RICHARD chief warlock of the brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells, master of bones, emporer of the black, lord of the undead, and mayor of a little village up the coast...very scenic during springtime, you should visit sometime."

"Your name is Richard?"

"You were supposed to pay more attention to everything after that part."

"Sure thing Dick"

"U-uh very funny"

"It seems as though I've been turned into a pile of ash and require the services of a healer."

"Walk it off pussy."-LFG

"Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me. It was self-defense!"-LFG

"We were told to kill you on sight."

"I was told where your mate and offspring reside."

"Welcome to Nestorep. Enjoy your stay."-LFG

"I'm more likely to revive your friend as a disfigured, rabid, souless, beast than anything else."

"My gut tells me that we should trust her with this task."

"I missed that last part. What did she say?"-LFG

I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest. -LFG

Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth.-LFG

Bad news Cale. I'm afraid your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon -LFG

A mountain that eats people...I want one.-LFG

I wanted to lose some baby weight. Cause from the baby I ate.-LFG

"Would you help me xplain how much quicker and easier killing is?"

"I'm still trying to figure out what "conscience" means."-LFG

BEHOLD! For I have discovered the fork of truth! Who would dare oppose me now? Now that I am armed with my anger...and my fork.

I'm just doing this because i didn't get to kill anything -LFG

"By the gods! They look like children!"

"I know. It's hard to kill just one."-LFG

I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?-LFG

"We are not the gods who get to decide who lives or dies."

"I disagree fully with your previous statement."-LFG

"STOP!"

"We're not moving."

"Who's side you on?"

"Yours?"-LFG

"Get ready to fire it up."

"My pleasure." (grunts)

"What's wrong?"

"There's no fwoosh."

"Our shamans may have something to do with that."

"Well can you ask them to stop so that I may lay waiste to your army?"-LFG

"I've never seen a warlock do that without the use of their magic!"

"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."-LFG

"RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" (Collapses)

"What's happening to you!? RICHARD!?"

"Curse...Shammies...Slightly uncomfortable..."-LFG

TIP: DON'T STEP THROUGH PORTALS THAT WERE CREATED BY A SCREAMING GHOST AND A CREEPY LITTLE GIRL. ESPECIALLY BY YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT SMART.-LFG

Worst. Portal. Ever.-LFG


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
To this day im glad I left my condoms in my car.

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7154 - Favs: 7,423 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 105,674 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/19/2014
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 562,400 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
A Price for Peace by freowin reviews
At the end of the 4th Shinobi War, things don't go quite as planned for Naruto forcing him to make a sacrifice in order to bring the peace that he had been destined for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 229,737 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Naruto U., Karin
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,018 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 325,492 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,771 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7702 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 541,614 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 315,816 - Reviews: 3958 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,346 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 4,695 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 364,147 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8614 - Favs: 6,451 - Follows: 5,165 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews
Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Zanpakuto of Kyuubi by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Simply from a small sealing change...a legend would be born. Watch as Naruto became...the wielder of the greatest Zanpakuto... 'Roar for me...Kyuubi' - Living Kushina. Strong/Cunning/Smart Naruto. AU *AUDITED- "Failure to complete"*
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,894 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., T. Harribel - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13075 - Favs: 15,961 - Follows: 13,259 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9954 - Favs: 9,543 - Follows: 6,855 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mutants in the World of Shinobi by Takaiteishu Naruto reviews
Naruto possesses an ancient power. One thought to be lost during the Old Times. One similar to a bloodline, yet different all the same.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
The 6th Hokage by Rhea Riley reviews
Naruto broke his promise to Sakura and wasn't able to bring Sasuke back. Racked with guilt he pushes himself to be able to perform Rasengan with even more power but without relying on the red charka that belonged to the nine tailed fox in him. he must be
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Minato N.
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
LovEDD At First Sight by Blood Everlasting reviews
Double D's in highschool and is in for a world of trouble. His mom's best friend dies and her daughter comes all the way from England to live with him. Ed and Eddy tease him. Marie Kanker stalks him. OCDD, rated M for a reason!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,123 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Edd - Complete
A Sale on Ramen by shadowtiger23 reviews
When Naruto learns of his heritage the night of the scroll, he decides to forge a new path. A path that will let the world know the name Naruto Uzumaki. With a new team, new sensei, and a created jutsu, the blonde shinobi will have all the support he needs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,621 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Naruto, the Lycan Ninja by mdizzle reviews
Naruto's father was a werewolf, what happens when his own werewolf abilities finally start to surfice. NarutHarem, IrukaHarem. When I say IrukaHarem I mean he gets the women that are a lot older than Naruto. NO YAOI! Chapter 20 fixed up a little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5326 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 10,314 - Follows: 9,756 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Unbreakable Fox by rayman21 reviews
What would happen if someone else found the Kaguya Clan’s ultimate before the snake pervert and he runs into Naruto by accident who was just given the a ability to copy a single kekkei genkai by Kyuubi. NarutoxHinata KimimaroxFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Smoldering Leaves by Johnhamsta reviews
The second story in the Leaves series from Johnhamsta. Following the time reset from Leaves of Steel, we follow the second life of Uzumaki, now Hatake Naruto. What will happen when the balance between the Fae Summer and Winter Courts is wronged? A stranger will have to step in. 12th chapter: Homecoming! Naruto/Tayuya
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,546 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., H. Dresden
fox smasher by chm01 reviews
i made a promise and i will fullfill it just wait Sakurachan i'll bring him back to you, even if i have to beat everyone here. crossover with smash brothers melee.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3904 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Blood Breaker by WolfchildBlazer reviews
Power is something that comes in spades for the nin of Konoha, but when borrowed power is used it awaken's one who will bolster that effect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U.
XIII Ninja by James the Fox reviews
KHNaruto Xover. After all, Nothingness is eternal... After being defeated in KH2, Organization XIII finds an oppurtunity for a second chance in the form of a young boy...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,790 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 3,385 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Invasion by Revalacy reviews
The future is a bleak place, and the end is drawing closer for Danny Phantom and his allies as they try to fight off an invasion from beyond the earth and beyond the grave. DP IZ crossover, FINISHED!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,523 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Light's Last Gasp by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Based on MrWriterWriter's challenge What Else is in the Scroll, Naruto, during the scroll incident forsakes the Shadow Clone Technique in favor of what looks to be a dragon's egg. What will happen to the blond when what hatches is not what he expected?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,426 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U.
An Unexpected Return by Big-Babidi reviews
AU Returning from his trip with Jiraiya, a sixteen year old Naruto keeps reuniting with the last girls he thought he'd ever see again. The first ever NarutoHarem featuring all the girls from the filler arcs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Yakumo
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside. Officially I created the original Himawari Uzumaki so I'm adding her to the roster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U.
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Runaways by X DarthMonkey X reviews
NaruHina Devastated by murder and a dark secret in Konoha, Naruto fled the village and country, but with him came a quiet girl from his childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 221,870 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Redemption In Your Kiss by BLSH reviews
He caged her against the wall, their breaths mingling, making her weak with shame. "That's bull, Rose. I looked for you everywhere! I know who you are, Huntsgirl and you know my secret so no more lies. Please."
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Rose, Jake
Homecoming by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Shinji I.
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rise Of Neo Uzumaki Naruto by Psycho G reviews
Before his departure, N. Naruto imparted to Uzumaki Naruto some new items and a special “gift” from brother to brother. What major impacts will this have on Uzumaki Naruto’s life? Based on Chapters 56-71 of Neo Yondaime Hokage. Spin Off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,303 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Lost Clan by Red Eyes Black Dragon Master reviews
Once not to far from the village Konoha there lived a clan of very powerful ninja gaurded by the Kyuubi. Until just before the fox attacked Konoha, the entire clan was killed off except for one child. Now that child is to be confronted by his past demons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,971 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Absolute Zero: The Azure Moon by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Byakuya so easily defeats Ichigo, Kisuke decides that they're going to need help to invade Soul Society and rescue Rukia. So, he calls on an old friend. Hiatus pending completion of The Azure Sky.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,378 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The God of Flash by ToBetasered reviews
He died a hero, at the end of his life he became a legend. His promise kept, Naruto vanishes into the world beyond death. His bane is now his ally. A bleach crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,268 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Reaper of Death by LightningHunter reviews
After nearly being executed by my village, I wandered a harsh road for several years. And during this time, I became the creature that all beings fear. I became the Reaper of Death. I am the judgement, and my verdict is always...death. All Chapters Redone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,421 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Bleach: Memories of the Nevermore by Lithius Osmius reviews
A chance to escape all of the nightmares of the future, Ichigo takes it to rewrite the ending of his life. Now he's out on a mission to save everyone and maybe gain a second chance with the one he loves. AU. Discontinued.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,806 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
All it Needs is Ramen, and Zombies by jigoku no taiseu reviews
What if Naruto wasn't an uzumaki, what if he had a powerful bloodline, what if he had a cousin? Read and find out. My first fic. Narux? OCx?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stargate: Konoha by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Naruto Uzumaki discovers that curiosity isn't too lenient on foxes either. Crossover with Stargate: SG-1, among others. Rated for language, violence and innuendo.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Halo: Rapture by KTHM reviews
Halo/BioShock Crossover. After the Arc the Chief thought all his missions were over. Then he finds himself trapped in a mysterious city with insane residents. Now he must escape with the help of an odd group survivors and uncover the mystery of Rapture.
Crossover - Halo & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,195 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Master Chief/John-117
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14174 - Favs: 7,161 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Xmen by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto life changes when an ancient evil messes with his life. He is then changed into something stronger then a Kage. A mutant. Pairing undecided yet. Starts off mostly X-men in first chapter but goes Naruto after that.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,403 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Four Letter Words by PurpleMoon3 reviews
What would happen if after the Mizuki fight Iruka was gravely injured and Naruto didn't return to the village. A single choice changes the fate of the entire Narutoverse!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,749 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,683 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 5,948 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rise of the Shadow by hayatenox reviews
Naruto was a shadow, never to be seen, never to be heard. All he knew was death and the life of an assassin, but what does he have when that ends, what else does he have? Can he start anew? Could he even be happy? Naruto/NightAngel xover.
Crossover - Naruto & Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Naruto U., Durzo Blint
I Live On by weixuan18 reviews
NarutoBleach Xover To think that death is just as screwed up as life. Right, why is he a Shinigami again? Oh, because Uchiha Sasuke became a hollow. Naruto embraces death with a new vigour as he finds precious people to protect once again. NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,334 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune Memories by Thelow reviews
Captured by Orochimaru and experimented on Naruto is changed and lost. What will happen when his friends come to save him from his imprisonment? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,785 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hell Sharingan by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life Kickass Naruto Naruxharem and some Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,775 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crying out by GuardianValkyrie reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Reaper by PhoenixSavior reviews
Naruto is killed by Mizuki only to raise again. Naruto makes a deal with death itself. What happens when Naruto befriends Death? Naruto Uzumaki will die and Naruto 'The Reaper' will rise! Naruto/Hinata story with small harem later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: The Puppet King by GodricGryff reviews
CANCELLED.Uzumaki Naruto travels to Suna, and there he stumbles upon the old place of Sasori. Naruto trains to become the best Puppet user in the world, all with the help of the Hokage. Dark story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,077 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 5,455 - Follows: 4,824 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hell and Heaven's Harmony by donalgraeme reviews
Naruto had a third chakra at the Final Valley. A holy chakra. An angel's chakra. Our favorite blond's a tri-breed. Watch as this tale weaves a glamour of deception, betrayal, discovery, and ultimate power. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Girls Cabin Number 2 by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[AU] The girls all meet up at somewhat of an anarchy camp. Drama, revenge, punishment and extreme perversion lurk around the campgrounds. [Multiple Pairings, NORM&CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H.
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Reality's Illusion by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Keeper of the Seal by Taeron reviews
In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U.
Fox with a Key by Mark20020 reviews
At the battle with Haku Naruto uses Kyuubi's power to help in his battle against Haku. What he doesn't know is that Kyuubi's power is not what it seems to be. Naruto then is sucked in a black portal to another world with a new quest. Kyuubi OOC NarutoX...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blood of the elemental hero by copyninja Kakashi reviews
What if naruto had the powers of the nine tailed foxs tails? what if he controled the elements to his will?watch as he goes through life as a hero snd savior of the village of the leaf naruhina others a possibility
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,491 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mirror Image by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
AU. The Sealing had some pretty unforeseen affects on Naruto. Now he has to learn how to cope with his new bloodline. Pairing undecided. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto SubZero by PYRO THE FIREGOD reviews
What if naruto had Haku's powers with a little twist. Naruto Mortal Kombat crossover. Updated!
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2007
Lavender and Lillies by 1010'jin reviews
After a certain Hyuuga pisses Tenten off, she heads off to a bathhouse to clear her troubles. But what happens when the same Hyuuga overhears her confiding conversation with the princess? Neji x Ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Phantom Blood by HVulpes reviews
Naruto discovers a new power within, something more ghostly. Naruto and Danny Phantom Fusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,178 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Naruto U.
The Orange Prodigy by Dorsomaru reviews
What if Naruto discovered the training applications of the Kage Bunshin earlier on in life? Watch events unravel as his rate of growth rivals that of the child prodigy, Uchiha Itachi. NaruSaku in the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Devils Don't Cry by Hidden in Twilight reviews
From that day forward my arm changed and a voice echoed “Power... Give Me More POWER!” Naruto/Devil May Cry Crossover strong!smart!Naruto Naruto/Harem. on hold
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,042 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Venom of Konoha by Uncle Joe reviews
What if Naruto combined with a ancient creature which not only gave him great strength and speed but other abilties which would make him the most powerful ninja the world had ever seen. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO wish i did but gotta say this for legal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Three Seals by Uncle Joe reviews
What if the seal on Naruto's stomach failed when he was six, what if three more seals where placed upon him to hide his incredible power, what if the first failed in the forest of Death...I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Master of the Omnitrix by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto, while reading the forbidden scroll, finds a strange seal when he activates it, a black orb pop out and opens. A blob shoots out and becomes a bracer on his arm. He is sucked into his mind and learns he is the new owner of the omnitrix Naruxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hokage no Isan by kyugan reviews
In a matter of weeks, Naruto gains a family, a clan, and above all else, a greater chance of achieving his goals in the form of...TEAM HOKAGE! NarutoFlame of Recca Crossover. NaruHina, among others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 275,647 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto The Chaos Knight by Craine reviews
The God of Chaos has found a new plaything! As a result he has been endowed with the powers of discord. How will this affect the life of Naruto Uzumaki when he is chosen as the catalyst of Chaos. NaruxHarem... Expect... RANDOMNESS of all shapes and size
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,098 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Naruto U.
Nine Tails Fury by TJchaos reviews
A NaruHina story. What happens when Naruto opens the eight celestial gates combined with most of the Kyuubi's chakra? Thinking that Hinata died in his arms during a massive battle pushes him over the edge and makes some rather large changes in his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,680 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and the Seven Deadly by Red-Haired-Jack reviews
Naruto has awoken his Sins, and they change his life. With powerful figures reborn, including a Demon King and a Hokage, alliances forming, Akatsuki and others will have a much harder time accomplishing their goals. NaruSakuHina? ShikaInoTema? and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,968 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U.
Secret of the Uzumaki Clan: Forbidden Power by DemonicLove555 reviews
Four years have passed, Naruto returns with much to tell, Hinata and Naruto get together and Naruto discovers the secret of the Uzumaki Clan and his own Bloodline Doujutsu Rated M for sexual content. 1st Fan Fiction. Completed. Don't expect an update.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blood by storynerd reviews
Metallic red flowed from the wound. The thread of blood swished back and forth, following his commands. How does it feel controlling blood, Naruto? blood line!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U.
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Legacy of Konoha by saraki22 reviews
In the fight to protect Tsunade from Kabuto, Naruto reveals a power no one expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006
Guardian by Thelow reviews
Naruto returns from his fight against Orochimaru in a great depression at the loss of a friend and bad news from the demon. Hinata tries to help him through his pain. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,722 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Without a Home: Tale of the Red Fox by kagehisa reviews
NarutoAvatarxover: When Naruto had been given the Kyuubi's chakra, he never expected to be transported to another world. The world of element bending and Avatars will never be same. And neither will Naruto, with his home possibly gone forever.future NaruH
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,075 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U.
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jumper Naruto by InvertNaruto reviews
The Yondaime created the Hiraishin, but what if it turned into a bloodline that awoke in Naruto, allowing him to Jump from one place to another as long as he was there before and has chakra to fuel the jumps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,973 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Naruto U.
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Back by Illution reviews
He achieved greatness, became a legend; yet it was not the dream he wanted. There is only one way to change the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
A Simple Change: The Sharingan Volume 2: Reminisce by James D. Fawkes reviews
An unforseen event has destroyed Konoha, leaving Naruto and Hinata as the only surviving Leaf Ninja. After hunting down the culprit, Naruto and Hinata make a trip back in time, armed with the knowledge to save the future. NaruHina KakaRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,687 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Flames Of War by X18999 reviews
AU What happens when the Shinobi world in thrown in a major war? Yondaime leaves Naruto a Gift and Curse! naruten Naruto X Tenten How far will Hinata go to get what she wants?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,592 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Am I Pretty Now? by halfdemon-gurl15 reviews
Cindy starts to worry too much about her outer appearances and no one notices what’s going on with her, except Jimmy. Will Jimmy be able to save her? Or is it Jimmy that really needs to be saved? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! JC and SL
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Saving the Dragons by RhiannonSkahr
Years after Itachi and Orochimaru, everything was going wonderfully for Team Seven and all of Konoha...until strange ninja appear with a warning...ninja bearing the sigil of the dragon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unrealized bloodline by Naru-chan luvs Sasuke reviews
Naruto had a bloodline that were sealed of and were attached to Kyubi's chakra then when orochimaru sealed of Kyubi he accedently released Narutos blood line. Not Yaoi Most recent Chapter is an authors note but please read it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kazama Lightning by Kandra13 reviews
At age 5 Naruto is hit by lightning, convinced that this is a sign from the 4th, Sandaime gathers five men, one of which will raise and teach Naruto, the others will stand by and help. This time, Naruto will not be alone. Abandoned atm, needs fixed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,518 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Naruto U., Gai M.
Uzumaki Taisho by FullMetalRuromaru reviews
Naruto is taken from Konoha at a young age after being chased by a mob. He is the first dual jinchuuriki ever to exist, but will he ever return? If he does, what will his fate be? AU, slight NaruHina in later chapters. InuYasha crossover. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,445 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time Flies By by Mokona rulez reviews
Dear beloved readers, This story is being DISCONTINUED. Forgive any grief and/or woe that this tragic, but necessary, action causes you, and all those close to you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Let them feel thy wrath by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto returns after disappearing as a young child and hes not alone and things are not what you would have expected. See what this more mature, powerful, perverted Naruto does when he is the child of not only a shinigami who was Arashi but also a Quincy.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rewritten Legacy by Naw-Roo-Toe reviews
Discovering both his family and the Kyuubi, Naruto leaves Konoha for 6 years taking along two senseis. Besides that fact, this is basically how I would have made the 'Naruto' story line. Naruto x Harem. Thank you NP11 for the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,502 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Rise of the Dragons by DravenFiske reviews
naruto finds the truth to his past and is found by the last of his clan what new adventure lies before him. rated m for later chap. well so far im going to go with nar&hin for pairing and just for the recored i do not own naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Art of Mimicry by Aracade reviews
AU The container of the great nine tail fox has an unusual Bloodline Limit. He can copy what you do regardless of what it is. They say mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,797 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Second Chances by gamekid03050 reviews
Naruto was close to death. His life flashed before his eyes. The deaths of everyone he cared for. Kyuubi knows and she decides to give him a second chance. [NarutoHarem] Beware of Gore when you come in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,663 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Protection by Alexz Recoro reviews
When assassins target Hinata, in order to gain the Byakugan, and there seems to be a spy inside the Hyuuga family, where could she be safer than with the strongest ninja in Konoha, even if he IS the village outcast? HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Brown Eyes by Whitefang16 reviews
Naruto has always had to fend for himself. The villagers attacks become more and more violent until Naruto finally gives up. However, A browneyed angel suddenly appears and saves him. NaruTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Raised as cousins by Kabato reviews
Ben loves Gwen and when he can't be with her, he refused to find another but choses to die instead. Now all the alien heroes work together to save his live.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,515 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Like father like son 2: My home is your home by Clarlie reviews
Naruto returns from his mission to hear really unpleasant news. Looks like Yondaime is the one who can help him, but who is standing behind the scenes? Will they be able to find it and understand each other at the same time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,836 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Necromancer Naruto by r2d2cool reviews
Naruto's first kill brings about many changes within him. Changes that arouse the Kyuubi's intrest. Watch as Naruto gains the power of a Necromancer! Undecided Pairings NO yaoi Rated M for gore and possible lemons if i can find someone to copyandpaste off
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Kamen Hone: Mask of bone by Dragon Lord9 reviews
Naruto is much stronger than he lets on but he hides under a mask. He has a secret he is the only person in kohona with his Kekkai Genkai the Shikotsumyaku dead bone pulse NarutoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kage Scroll by Kyuubi-Naruto19 reviews
What if Mizuki Had Naruto steal the scroll before the Genin exam?, what if Naruto uncovered a new summon?, and what if he wasn't deadlast? NOT YAOI Naruto X GIRLS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
A River Flows in You by SerasCain reviews
Ino starts seeing Naruto in a new light and falls for him while Sakura realizes over time who she is really in love with. Both girls' perception of Naruto changes as they get to know him, slowly cracking his mask. InoNaruSaku centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Blood Harvest by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Oh boy! Another Naruto dies story! Don't worry he comes back. Powerful! Naruto who works for death directly. Rating for safety, and maybe something else. From the creator of Hawk Eyes. Lemons...many, many lemons. Voting for girls is closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto: The Boy With Demons by Rasengan Naruto reviews
What if more than one demon was sealed that night? What if Naruto had more than one bloodline? Well you will find if you read! Rated for violence and graphic content Super Naruto! Major Sasuke and Sakura bashing![HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dragon of Balance by dragonicflames reviews
Dragons are the symbol of justice and balance. One came to Konoha to fix the balance of good and evil, but even the gods couldn't predicte what happened to their guardian.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Tales of the Jinchuuriki by Shining Pheonix reviews
Gamabunta and the Sandaime made a promise to the Yondaime, Jiraiya made a promise to Gamabunta. How do these promises affect Naruto? Written for the 'Demons in our Midst' authors challenge. An FFVIINaruto crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Leaves of Steel by Johnhamsta reviews
This time around, Naruto isn't a total idjit, and finds a different path in an odd stone, with a pale man responsible. Hinata is out for Tenten's life! Necromancy Abound! Story finished! NaruXTen, Naruto X Michael Moorcock's Elric Crossover...I guess...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,370 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
How Tides Can Change by Kage Hitokiri Kitsune reviews
Being re-written
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,321 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U.
The Legendary Four by Elemental Balance reviews
The Final Round has begun. Naruto and Gaara, Hinata and Temari, Sarutobi and Orochimaru, Tetsuya and the Sound Four, the village and the invaders. The Battle for Konoha concludes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,175 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Silver Flash by dmitric300 reviews
What would happen if Mizuki tried to kill Naruto when he convinced him to steal the scroll of seals? How will a new team, new villains, and a rather new look affect our young hero? [naruhina] [pre timeskip]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
New Adventure, New Worlds, Same Hero by Tseu Tsumi reviews
Sora, Riku, Donald, Goofy, and Kairi are going on a new adventure in the universes of Cartoon Network and Nick. Complete with new enemies, new friends, and new found romance. Chapter 6 is up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sora, Riku
How Feelings Change by Dirty Thoughts of Bliss reviews
Everything's perfect. Danny's left Amity to go to college with Sam, they're finally together with a baby on the way, his parents know his secret, and he couldn't be happier. But things never stay perfect in Danny's world for long. Lemons COMPLETE
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,706 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Team Dragon by suitsfan22 reviews
What would happen if the Rookie twelve weren’t separated into four genin teams, but rather into two teams with no jounin sensei as a training experiment? Which team would become stronger and more unified . . . team prodigy or team outcast?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Rekindled by creitros reviews
In a battle between Leaf and Sound, Hinata is struck down. When Naruto fails to notice an incoming attack, Kyuubi steps in. : TimeTravel, Demonic : NarutoHinata, NejiTenten, undecided on others : Rated for violence, some language, nudity, and my paranoia
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Like an Animal by Caesardire reviews
This time, BeastBoy takes it too far... Rated M for Sexual themes, and Language
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Hawk Eyes by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
My First Fic. Naruto gets a special bloodline. NOT the Sharingan or Byakugen. I'm gonna try and make this awesome. Please R&R. flame if you want I'll just laugh. rating for safety. I'm starting to edit all chaps. Bloodline explained in chap2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seigyogan by Light of Shunshin reviews
What if Naruto were smarter and had a bloodlimit? What if the Scroll of Seals consisted of seals instead of forbidden jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U.
The True Demon by Mabini reviews
I'm not a demon...I'm not a demon...I'M NOT A DEMON! well I suck at Summaries so...Please review. I'll take flames to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U.
Playing With Fire by taekwondodo reviews
KurtNightcrawler and KittyShadowcat managed to get things worked out between them mostly but things have taken a decided turn for the worse and are only going to go downhill from here. No new content, sorry, just looking for a beta. Update soon, I hope
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,200 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
A Brother's Love by Hara Kazuma reviews
First fic, so please be kind. Plot summary, Naruto finds a young child with a unique blood line, one that might have been the base for Orochimaru's cursed seals. Pairing not yet decided, and may not be a large part of the plot. May have to change the rati
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U.
Lacking Sight by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The Byakugan sees many things, but its possessors are not all seeing, and neither are those of the Sharingan. A blind man and his young Jinchuuriki brother will show them what real sight is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Future doomed, Past to be saved? by Shaded Shalar reviews
Orochimaru victorious. The future is only darkness. Without hope where can you turn? Perhaps the past...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,826 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Those Effing Tabloids by Cosmic Overlord reviews
The Titans are barraged with mysterious tabliod articles displaying the deepest parts of their personal lives. Is it part of a plot? and can the Titans figure it out before their crediblity is destroyed? Lemons to come, BBRae, RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Demonic Bloodline: Naruto Learn to Fight! by NarutoKyubi reviews
I will teach you to fight to kill all the ninjitsu i know will be yours your tijitsu will be unmatched i will teach you a blood line that make the uchiha and hyuuga clans look pathetic I promise Naruto you will be noticed review please thank you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,418 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 4/3/2004
Coming Home by chibified kitsunes reviews
Waking up in the hospital after bringing Sasuke back, Naruto has no choice but to reveal his secret. With new teams and missions, what could happen? Chapter 13 is FINALLY up. NaruHina,InoShika,NejiTen so far
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,237 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
About Time by ViceCaptainOmeada reviews
Cindy has been haveing some dreams about a boy in her class. How will she handle it? JimCin rated for later chapters. Please review
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
Return of the Shape Shifter by Tseu Tsumi reviews
Part 3 in my Eve saga. She's back! Eve's back in the big apple but this time her visit isnt completly social. Its up to her and Jake to save the world of magic before its completly destroyed. JxOC TXS. Chapter 7 up.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006
Broken Healing by Yiroma reviews
A mistake by the Kyubi while healing Naruto in the fight with Haku gives him the Sharingan, and potentially many more Bloodlines as well. Now he has attracted the attention of the Sandaime, Akatsuki and the mysterious ROOT. But which side will he choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U.
Blood Rain by Sealeena reviews
They meet again and it's all gone to hell. Danny and Sam never expected things like this to happen. They didn't know they'd meet his kind and now...they might not be able to beat him...A vampire that is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,144 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sam M.
Demon Feathers by Aries the Dog reviews
A young Uzmaki Naruto begins to awaken an anicent and powerful bloodline. As he learns of his lineage he must prepare himself for the trials that await him after death. NaruXOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
FuturePresent Switch by CassyG reviews
The future and present Danny switch bodies, but present danny gets a big suprise when he wakes up! major dannyxsam!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006
Kekkei Genkai by chaosreaver reviews
Two outkasts from konoha village made a child together. what would happen if that child had two of the most powerful bloodlines around? narutoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U.
Opposites Attract by Jinzo94 reviews
For so long, Sam and Paulina thought they hated each others guts, until getting paired up for a school project, they learn it's quiet the opposite. Rated M for Yuri and strong sexual themes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006
Elements are made for playing with by avan91 reviews
Naruto influenced by Avatar the last Air Bender. Naruto, the possible heir to many elements, and his journey through ninjahood as a bender. He isn't as stupid as he seems, or as weak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
Like father like son: beginning by Clarlie reviews
Fighting Naruto Orochimaru decides to use an ace in his sleeve. But things seem to happen not the way he planned. Now Konoha receives a powerful ally. But why Naruto is not happy at all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Secret Nightmare by Brat-Child3 reviews
In one moment, your life can change forever. In the mid of one dark night, Cindy experiences just that and may never be the same again. JC
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
The Sand Sharingan: Prelude by XxRyujinxX reviews
Hidden within the village of Sunagakure, another heir to the Uchiha bloodline exists, known only to a few. This heir must one day grow up, and reestablish the village that was taken from him so harshly, by extracting revenge on the one cause of his misery
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
A Most Devious Plan by Tseu Tsumi reviews
An old enemy has returned and has begun to ruin Danny's life. Can he figure out who's doing this before it's too late and his secret is exposed to the whole world? Please Review! Now being rewritten. Chapter 3 complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
Hanging By a Moment by Lady of the Wolves1 reviews
Jazz has had feelings for Danny for a long time now, what happens when things begin to get close? And how will a new found dark secret affect their relationship? ((warning!incest!))
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/15/2005
Demonic Destiny, Broken Soul by Evil-Mecha-Pilot reviews
:Discontinued: The past comes to reclaim Naruto for an eternal battle. A battle of demons and another kind of monster. The demons hold secrets of the untold and unknown.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004
Dust in the Wind by Takamurasan reviews
A leaf flutters in the cold wind and the dust is carried away into the night. Sequal to 'Rasengan.' Rated PG-13 for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003
Demon King of the Demon Realm by BittersweetlyYours reviews
One shot -So far - Sasuke and Sakura travel to the Demon Realm and hopefully try to make'peace' with the newly crowned Demon King. But they never excerted what they find or shall I say who?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
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Naruto: The Masks We Wear reviews
Naruto the mask revamped this is my version two.
Crossover - MASK & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: the Mask reviews
on the battle of the bridge things change. at the death of sasuke naruto gains a power. the power. the power to fufill his true goal recognition. the power of Loki. the power of "The Mask" Rated M for later chapters. pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U.
naruto: ripple of hearts reviews
a change that starts at the core and spreads to countless souls. a battle at a bridge starts that change as fate cries a tear for a tortured soul. the cost of power is sacrifice. the saving of to souls cost him his arms. the return may cost more. bloodlin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
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