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Hello all you random peoples out there in internet land! My name is Rayne and I am !( years old
I am a full time college student, a part time employee, and a full time fantasy freak! I love anything and everything to do with fantasy, magic, mythology, vampyres..and Fyre! I know, if you haven't figured this out by now, I'm kinda a freak...but whatever, life's more fun that way.
I have a massive tendancy to be incredibly blunt, and I don't really care what people think. If you piss me off however you will regret ever being born. Not only am I a massive bitch, but my friends don't take shit from anyone...nor do they allow people to try to put me down. Same goes both ways.
I also tend to be pretty random...especially when I've had sugar, coffee or both. And even more so when I'm around my brother and my best friends. I spend most of my time either at work or in class, and if I'm not doing either of those I'm probably partying it up, or reading. I live in California, so there's stuff to do. I'm pretty bad at updating stuff regularly though, so when I do eventually post my stuff here don't hold your breath for regular updates...or even semi-regular, it will be sporadic.
My favorite book ever is "Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" if you haven't read it...DO! It's freaking AMAZING!! and beyond! My friends and I have this habit of shouting quotes from this book across rooms at each other randomly.
I also like to read Tamora Pierce books, Mangas (sometimes), books by Phillip Pullman, Eoin Colfer, Diana Wynn Jones, Christopher Paolini, Lynn Kurland, Nora Roberts, Ellen Schreiber, Stephenie Meyer, and of course J.K Rowling, plus many others, but if I listed them all we'd be here all night. I'm up late enough as is, so I won't bore you with the details...
I'm not really into watching TV but I do watch Charmed, and sometimes I watch Avatar, and W.I.T.C.H., I have also recently become quite addicted to Naruto, which gets me teased mercilessly by my sisters...and of course the ever popular (at least in my house) Supernatural.
My favorite movies are too many to list but they include the X-men saga, Aladdin, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Pirates movies, any and all Shrek movies, The Narnia movies, 10 Things I Hate About You, some Sailor Moon movies, and of course The Princess Bride!
You will also find, that I'm one of those people who are totally obsessed with good spelling and grammar. I am the Spelling Queen of my old High School, and quite possibly my middle school as well, but we won't go into that right now... too many bad memories...ANYWAY! On with happier things! Read all my random quotes! There are some guaranteed laughs in there!
p.s. Have a nice life...
Favorite Quotes from Books, Movies, or Music:
"I just want you to be safe. Always" Alexander Sterling
"I am, now that you are here." Raven Madison
"But don't you see? My world is not a safe one." Alexander
"Well, mine isn't either. Don't you watch the news?" Raven
"I guess you're right" Alexander
"See? I'm more at risk going to school with Trevor than I am kissing a Vampire." Raven - Kissing Coffins, by Ellen Schreiber
"So you're like Dr. Doolittle with a bite." Raven - Kissing Coffins
"I thought I saw the bogeyman." Raven
"You watch too many scary movies." Billy (little brother)
"I sometimes feel like I'm starring in them" Raven - Kissing Coffins
"I tried to kill the pain...but only brought more..." Haunted - Evanescence
"Catch me, as I fall. Say you're here and it's all over now, speaking to the atmosphere. Noone's here and I fall into myself, this truth drive's me, into madness..." Whisper - Evanescence
"So, you're saying that I'm like your brand of herione?" Bella
"You're exactly my brand of herione." Edward - Twilight
"We could give the fruitbasket to the dumbfucks." Joshua (Jesus)
"NO DUMBFUCKS!" Biff
"But I feel bad for them." Joshua
"You feel bad for everyone, that's your job" Biff - Lamb
More to come once I find them in my books! Which will probably take about the rest of my life, I have too many freakin' books...
My favorite quotes, that you most likely won't find in any movie, are:
"Do the Dew doesn't include Diet! Duh!" TJ and I
"Oh, so the 'T' stands for Tristan?" Mommy
"So what does the 'J' stand for?" Mommy
"What's your dad's name?" Mommy
"Think about Nick and Norah!" Leslie and I
"Give me the Chocolate and nobody gets hurt."
"Coffee, Chocolate, men, somethings are better rich"
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen"
"If I agreed with you, then we'd BOTH be wrong."
"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time."
"Don't start with me! You will NOT win!"
"My favorite color is SHINY!" -me-
"Kiss me once, my mistake.
Kiss me twice, your mistake.
Kiss me again and you're gonna feel it in the morning."
"Don't give me your attitude, I have my own."
"The secret to my success, is being a Girl."
"Life's a Bitch, then you die" -this is one of my favorite sayings-
"Suck Lemons and DIE!" -my little sister-
"When life gives you lemons, Squirt them in someone's eye" -me-
"Never date a guy whodoesn't love dogs"
"Halloween is for amatuers"
"All stressed out and no one to choke"
"I'm out of estrogen, and I have a gun..."
"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes do it better"
"If brunette is the new blonde, I wanna be a redhead" -me-
"I'm confused, are you an idiot, or a moron?"
"All this and BRAINS too!"
"Just because you're paraniod, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"I only have to be nice to 1 person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."
"DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!"
"Let's just assume I'm always right."
"It's better to be crazy and know it, then to be sane and doubt it."
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same"
"You laugh becuase I'm different, I laugh because you're stupid."
" 'Ello my name is Inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..." -Princess Bride-
"I don’t know, maybe the fact that my cousin and his retarded talking apes had to pick a room at the BACK of the fuckin’ train" -Piper Jones-
"I wouldn't want to be normal...even if I knew what normal was"
"Bitch - It's a way of life." -me-
"I don't DO perky." -me-
"Crying is blackmail, I don't like you. STOP crying."
"The only real Diet: If it tastes good, spit it out."
"I live a life of twisted lies" -me-
"Welcome to my happily never after..." -me-
"NO shit sherlock" -me-
"Keep diggin watson" -my sister- in response to the above
"The best part of believe is the lie" -same sister-
"Bandwagons full, please catch another" -Fall Out Boy-
"She said, she said, she said: why don't you just drop dead?" -Fall Out Boy-
And of course my personal favorite: The evil bitches from hell are gonna come up and take over the world with their armies of inflatable SPORKS!
Yes, I'm one of those strange people who's obsessed with sporks, live with it!
I also write some poetry, that causes people to tell me I need therapy. Mostly I like to write fantasy, or fanfics, mostly HP or Maruaders fics. Cuz that's just how I am. One of the quotes is from a Marauder's era fic that I am currently procrastinating right at this very moment. If you can tell me which quote it is, I'll give you an imaginary cookie, and possibly decide to post the rest of what I have finally. But if you happen to stumble upon this and want to read it, just go to:
There's like 4 or 5 chapters, but they'll be better when I post them here!
P.S. IM me either at MSN: firstname.lastname@example.org or AIM: lilprincess4657...