Matt the Batman Fan
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Joined 05-21-06, id: 1051080, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 7 stories for Batman.

Well, I've had all these people visit my profile page either to see what I'm all about or try and figure out what kind of sick, depraved idiot would spend his spare time writing a long-standing piece of Batman fanfiction. Additionally, it's been three years since I've updated this (according to an occasionally bored, Canadian little sister of mine). Well, regardless of your intentions of searching this little page of mine, allow me to satiate your curiosities.

Name: Matt. I'm a fan of Batman. Hence the name Matt the Batman Fan.

Age: 30 (Yes, you have a 30-year-old writing Batman fanfiction. You wanna make something of it? Don't you dare poke holes in my increasingly vapid attempts at being a grown up! That's my job!)

Gender: Male. At least I still think so. I haven't checked since my last ex-girlfriend tried to rip my meat and two veg off on the way out. Eh, maybe I'll be like Logan and it'll grow back.

Occupation: What aren't I working on? Well, I perform Applied Behavior Analysis for a special-education exclusive school here in Memphis (thus I am frequently provided with an ample supply of lunacy and psychoses that enable me to write The Misfits) and I volunteer as an individual therapist and support group facilitator for college-age men and women with autism (see more crazy fuel). I also work at a car parts factory to pay the bills but that's not something I'd rather not discuss. Far too greasy.

Hobbies: Writing, exercising, reading, playing sports, watching people play sports, and listening to any kind of musical act that I can get into for cheap or at no expense to me. This is pretty much unchanged from my first profile so I guess this is me saying that I don't change that much.

Other fanfiction-related topics of interest: Harry Potter (still ticked at J.K. for needing seven books to turn Hermione Granger into a strong female character and then spends the last five chapters essentially dropping the poor girl off on Ron Weasley's doormat), Batman (naturally), and Spider-Man (the character that allows me to believe that I too will marry a beautiful red-headed supermodel if I continue to be a loser. Of course, I probably wouldn't be making a deal with the devil to save my decrepit aunt who was willing to die for my happiness but, hey, maybe that would change if I walked a mile in Spidey's moccasins).

Favorite Male Comic Book Character: Batman as written by Jeph Loeb (with Spider-Man as written by Tom DeFalco and/or Stan Lee and The Thing written by J. Micheal Straczynski as close seconds).

Favorite Female Comic Book Character: Black Canary as written by Gail Simone. Close second is Ororo Munroe written by Chris Claremont before he became legally insane and tried to put Betsy Braddock in every single Marvel comic in history.

Marital status: Single, as if talking about my favorite comic book characters didn't give that away.

Any questions? Feel free to e-mail me at the address given above and I will reply with an overly long answer. If you have no questions, then feel free to dig into The Misfits and have a good time but do remember that I do not hold myself responsible for any psychological scarring.

And do expect the scarring, junior. I've been doing this for three-and-a-half years now and I've gotten pretty good with inciting psychological strife and confusion. Cheers.

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Joke's On You by The Batchild reviews
Eleanor wants to play a bigger role in Gotham's protection, and thanks to her friends, she is given the tools to do just that. When the Joker shows up, she's eager to put her newfound skills to the test, but finds that she still has a lot to learn and a lot of pain to endure. Sequel to Reflection of His Enemy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,807 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Chances Are by The Batchild reviews
Being rewritten and combined with fic for Batman Begins and The Dark Knight Rises. It will be posted soon, under the title "In the Shadow of The Bat."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,681 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
In Dreams by sockmonkeyhere reviews
Two years after the destruction of Sunnydale, the Scoobies and the Fang Gang cross paths again. Sequel to Canis Familiar.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,819 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Spike, Fred B.
Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Used to be Harry Potter and the Secrets Revealed. Basically, this is my version of the seventh book. A more complete summary is inside. Rated mainly for violence. Spoilers for books 1 through 6 and AU as of book 7. Duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2006
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Reflection of His Enemy by The Batchild reviews
Eleanor and Bruce were friends once. Then he vanished. When he came back, he was different. So was she. A villain called The Doppelganger drew them together, exposed their secrets, and cemented their future. Does not take place in the Nolan-verse. More of a Batman universe of my own.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,493 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Son of the Father by DC Luder reviews
Ra's Al Guhl emerges once more to confront Batman, although this time the Demon's Head is not looking to be a foe. Revised edition now available.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,401 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Ra - Complete
Beautiful Liar by Lunn Lady of Angst reviews
Mina escapes an abusive family to go to the Xmansion.Her first day, she finds John a seemingly nice boy who she's immediately attracted to.But after a DangerRoom session completely marrs her opinion of him, will John ever win her over?PreX1.PyroOC.Romance
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,759 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Pyro - Complete
Flash Guilt by Wolvmbm reviews
Wally is Confronted by Batman and Jay Garrick over his actions after Wally was confronted by the JLA in Flash 232. Please read and review
Flash - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Arkham by Het Up reviews
Tim is retired from the hero business until the new Robin, Stephanie Brown, calls him in to help her with a strange series of murders: all the victims committed suicide.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
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The Misfits reviews
A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,270,579 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Stephanie B., Bruce W./Batman
The Twelve Days of Misfits reviews
Set in the Misfitsverse. It's Christmas time and it's time for the world's weirdest group of superheroes to celebrate the holiday season. Here's hoping Gotham is still standing after all of this. . .
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,378 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Stephanie B.
With Apologies to Bea Arthur reviews
All of reality is now in danger as the greatest champions of two different realities combine to fend off the incoming galactic storm. Well. . . maybe not the greatest champions. A Marvel/DC crossover story set in the Misfitverse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,104 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Stephanie B. - Complete
Settling the Little Grumblies reviews
Shh! Step cautiously, lads and lasses! The monsters are sleeping. A story set in the Misfitsverse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Stephanie B. - Complete
How to Meet New People reviews
Bruce Wayne is looking to get a job done, Scandal Savage is looking for a way to relax, and poor Lloyd Thomas is just going to have to deal with that. A companion story to The Misfits.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Talia al Ghul - Complete
Patronly Stigmas reviews
Every time Bruce Wayne thinks he's got everything figured out somebody else comes in and screws it up! A story from The Misfitsverse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Drunken Grave Defiling reviews
Never underestimate the healing power of public drunkeness and minor felonies. A one-shot set in the Misfits verse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Stephanie B., Richard G./Nightwing - Complete