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Joined 05-22-06, id: 1051719, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Hallo. I am counterdogma.

I'm a drarry slasher, and that's pretty much all you'll see here.

Read my fanfiction and enjoy, and if you like, request some sort of senario, because I'm looking for plot bunnies.

Just a fair warning: Pretty much none of my stuff is HBP or DH compliant. I haven't really been trying very hard to do that, though I probably should. One of these days I'll get around to writing something DH compliant, and then all of you can be very proud of me.

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Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Spoils of War by Goblin Cat KC reviews
SLASH: HPxDM, SSxLM. After the war, the Ministry sells Draco into slavery, not knowing that their hero would be the one to buy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
What I Mean Is by jj-chan reviews
Sora. Riku. And a hundred different ways of saying I Love You.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Riku, Sora
Little White Lies by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
Draco has been cursed from birth and only until his sixteenth birthday to live. If Harry doesn't kill him before then, Draco's horcrux will be lost forever. Because Harry has a hero complex, and sometimes little white lies can save broken hearts. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Batman by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
Or 'The Mystery of the Malicious Messages'. Someone's leaving mean little notes all over the seventh year students' things! Almost everyone suspects Harry. Will the resulting uproar bring Harry and Hermione closer than ever? No. It won't. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Through It All by Artificial Lines reviews
We all know that everyone wonders what would have happened if the infamous conversation in Madam Malkin's had gone differently. Here's my version. Slash HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,428 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Greener Than the Scenery by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
Harry is in love with Malfoy, and Ron feels betrayed, but Ron's problems run deeper than jealousy, and all is not as it seems. Vaguely inspired by Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Raffle Ticket by opalish reviews
Buying a raffle ticket to fund SPEW was one thing, but being the prize was another thing entirely, and why, exactly, was he friends with Hermione in the first place? HPDM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter by Inky the Bird reviews
Harry Potter starts off his first year a little differently than what was expected. A few twists to his first encounters change the entirety of his future. HPDM Rating will go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Shoe Polish Eyes by pin twist reviews
The war's over, Draco's sick but bound for Azkaban. Harry's in love too late. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paint It Black by pin twist reviews
Draco's sick. Harry makes it better. Slash. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3115 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Fenced In by silentring reviews
There are different kinds of pleasure...even in the most awkward of positions. [RxS][RikuxSora] etc.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Anything But Boring by silentring reviews
Riku and Sora on the way home...in the back of a truck...driven by Selphie. Oh the possibilities...[RikuxSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
All's Fair by Sputz reviews
Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Think I Can Tell The Wrong Sort For Myself by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
Draco has never forgotten those words, and now he wants payback. 'Potter, you were meant to be my ticket out of there, godammit' Slash, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5701 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hill by Marauder reviews
Harry and Cedric sit and contemplate. Harry x Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heaven by opalish reviews
Luna's POV. 'Sometimes, I wish others could see life the way I do.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Luna L. - Complete
Here and Now by opalish reviews
It's terribly easy, in the end, to decide to lose himself in his reflection. Harry and the Mirror of Erised, mentions of RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Above Average by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Life and Legend by opalish reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense by Ari Munami reviews
In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Gift by IckleRonniekins reviews
How on earth do you tell your boyfriend that his father’s housewarming present is the embodiment of purest evil? A fairly silly H/D fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
forty-eight hours by ShinigamiForever reviews
Draco uses Seamus as a substitute for Harry. Rather sad and angsty. Slash- Draco/Seamus, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Draco M.
Winters Song by Lix reviews
The thoughts of a Malfoy... Harry/ Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Patience and Elated Wisdom by Trunks1 reviews
Draco writes out a letter to Harry, which he spends all night on. The thing is, he wasn't supposed to sign it! (slash, slight humor)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/1/2001
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Musical Drabbles reviews
A series of 100 word drabbles. Harry/Draco centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bravery reviews
Brav-er-y: n. brave spirit or conduct; courage; valor; selfishness. AU, James is alive, Harry has a sister. H/D oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Studies reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Infirmary reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything reviews
Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After the Bath reviews
Harry took a bath and now his glasses have mysteriously disappeared. DH slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
Sequel to 'A Fatal Meeting'. You should probably read that first. DH. It is, as the title proclaims, the aftermath of the meeting in the first story. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fatal Meeting reviews
PostHBP, Harry confronts Voldemort for the last time. Malfoy lends a bit of unexpected help. Bit of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Casual Conversation reviews
Draco teaches Harry about the merits of confidence over tea. HD One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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