LaFemmeQuiRit
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Joined 05-23-06, id: 1052156
Author has written 3 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Warehouse 13, and Bones.
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Civil Unrest by Ione reviews
Napoleon wasn't sure when things started to go wrong. All he knew for certain was that when things did start to go wrong, they went catastrophically wrong. A botched mission in Tbilisi brings some long-buried non-secrets to light between two members of the U.N.C.L.E. team. Gaby/Illya, with a side of secret!romantic Napoleon Solo. ONESHOT.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24 - Illya K., Napoleon S., Gaby T. - Complete
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Machiavelli's Favorite Son by Lena7623 reviews
When Thor comes to visit Jane after the events in New York, he has a tag along, and Darcy, the ultimate tag along, ends up befriending him. How CAN this end well. Eventually Darcy/Loki. Rated T for now, but I may adjust it, depending on where things go.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,178 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
The Elegant Universe by Nyx Underwood reviews
When Sheldon achieves his dream of illuminating the workings of the universe, he realises that his greatest challenge is to understand the world around him. A story of growing up and discovering something you never expected. Sheldon/Penny. AU after 3x01
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5279 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Neighbors by PinkFreud reviews
Darcy moves to New York after getting a job with SHIELD and finds herself drawn to her mysterious and attractive new neighbor. The feeling seems to be mutual, but what happens after she figures out who he really is?
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 152,002 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Sculptures by BrazenMonkey reviews
A collection of drabbles that never made it into a real shortcut, tasertricks of course.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
A Modest Proposal by amidtheflowers reviews
Loki travels between realms to figure out how to ask Darcy to marry him.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
How to save a life by quarterlifecrisis reviews
"I don't care what else he's done! He saved my life!""Ms. Lewis, saving your life, one among many, is not enough to call him rehabilitated. In fact, he probably only did it to gain a measure of sympathy.""It worked, Director Fury." Another Darcy/Loki story, I'm obsessed :). Post-Avengers. Reviews are appreciated. Had some formatting issues, if I missed any let me know.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,976 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
No Time for Regrets by Myriad-13 reviews
Captured and made to cross a line they swore they would never cross, Natasha and Clint go through their toughest challenge yet. BlackHawk eventual HEA. Warnings are listed in each chapter, so please read carefully. Now Complete.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,890 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
When I Was a Boy of Nine by Steve Zissou reviews
When I was a boy of nine I loveed you with all my life, all my heart and all my soul, love me now or lose it all. Loki has a playmate when he is nine and she returns to his life years later.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Serenade by CSI Clue reviews
Everyone on The Avengers has someone special except Steve; that's about to change.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,149 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy is given a new assignment with SHIELD, and she seeks the help of an unlikely source to help her solve the case. Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,002 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10670 - Favs: 11,888 - Follows: 12,515 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5407 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14671 - Favs: 10,832 - Follows: 7,928 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8355 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12906 - Favs: 7,951 - Follows: 6,224 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7175 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 4,109 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5355 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing by afeverdream reviews
The sock monkey was judging her. Her head pounded like a soccer riot and who's leg did she find next her in bed. Darcy was never going to bob for apples in hard cider again, that was certain.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6553 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vow by windchymes reviews
In a make-shift chapel, in a city registry office, Bella Swan is about to make a promise. Or is she?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beati Pacifici by Mezzotint reviews
An old friend turns up when Jim Kirk least expects it and pulls him and his crew into a world of spy games, betrayal, and the secretive Federation Intelligence agency. Kirk/OFC. Please R/R, thanks!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,343 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Green Laurel by VR Trakowski reviews
It will not be long, love... Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,900 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Negotiations by 4persephone reviews
Cowritten with the help of the illustrious Chauchi. Life consists of what we have what we want and what we need.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Smoke and Mirrors by Liave Ekeli reviews
An elusive hacker begins a game of deceit that threatens to plunge Gotham into chaos again. To play his game he chooses Connie Tate, Head of Research at Wayne Ent. And in his game he attracts the attention of Gotham's masked hero, fallen from grace.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,391 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, L. Fox - Complete
The Killer in the Classroom by bloodwrites reviews
Sequel to The War in the Woods. Brennan takes a sabbatical from the Jeffersonian to lure a serial killer out of hiding. Set sometime in season 4, B/B all the way.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 195,896 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Venturing Into The Unknown by Nothing But Bones reviews
All of Sweets' patients are forced to attend a team-building exercise, much to the distaste of our dynamic duo. Surrounded by partners who have a strained relationship, will Brennan and Booth finally realise how special their bond really is?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,725 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Final Reckoning by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to "The Book of Morgan Le Fey"; seventh year for The Trio; Ron is learning to use his new powers, and Harry gets a second chance at love...but Voldemort still looms...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 512,801 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Question in the Answer reviews
For a long time now, it's been Booth and Bones. I have to figure out how to be just Booth again."
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,640 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Improbable reviews
A distress signal from a space station on the edge of the Neutral Zone sends Kirk and his crew racing to assist, plunging them into a massive conspiracy and introducing Kirk to a woman who convinces him that maybe he can have what his parents once had.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,198 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Red Shirts and Kurosawa reviews
Myka and Pete weren't really sure that they liked each other...but they were figuring things out as they went along.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Myka B., Pete L.