Cyh Scaevola
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Joined 05-25-06, id: 1053486, Profile Updated: 09-26-13
Author has written 2 stories for Saiyuki.

(09.26.2013) (0340 Hours)

So...as you may have noticed, I've updated The Sequel for the first time in over four years. *looks around* Yup.

I also realized that it's still rated Teen...odd.

I wonder how many of my old friends are still here...

--_-- *(cyh)*

(05.11.2013) (0356 Hours)

Hey, people who love me enough to check out my super-special-awesome (read: ineffectual) profile page!

Man, has it really been four years? Time sure flies, my friends. I'm sure many of you have moved on, but if there's anyone still out there who likes my writing I just wanted to pop in and let you all know that I've opened an account over at FictionPress for my original work. It's linked to my FFNet account, so I'm still Cyh Scaevola over there. My first work, Avenari, will be available there, and the prologue is already up. I hope you enjoy it.

As for The Sequel, I've had the next chapter hanging in limbo for a long, long time. I think I really just need to re-read the whole thing and get the spark back, but at the moment I'm so psyched over my book again that I can't stay focused long enough for the fanfic. It's not dead yet, though. I still miss my characters. If you do decide to read Avenari, you'll find that a lot of those characters are similar to my OCs.

Thank you, all of you. You made me so happy with all of your reviews and words of encouragement. I'm still around, so hopefully I'll see you again. Much love.

(cyh)*

(05.09.09) (0333 hours) ((Debilibus Somnus Est--Sleep Is for the Weak))

LOQUACIOUSNESS...In which I explain my avatar.

Say hello to Gintoki, everyone! He's the main character in Gintama. I adore him unequivocally, because he is silly. In fact, if Yumoa's mental age went from five to thirty, he would probably act and look exactly like Gin-chan here. Watch Gin-chan. Why? Because he will make you laugh until your brain falls out. Obviously.

Oh, and I made that avatar with two screencaps. One from ep 126 as Gin-chan tries to make a peir of glasses pose for the camera, and gets terrible results, and the other from the title screen with the GinTama kanji.

It's so...cute... o_o;

(end rant/ramble/word vomit)

--_-- x(cyh)


"Math...damn the Byzantine Empire and their voodoo number systems! A curse upon the Mayans who mock me with their calendar! I SHALL CONQUER THE DERIVATIVE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!! (shakes fist at sky)"

Cyh Scaevola

(=_= # I apologize to the ancestors of the aforementioned ancient civilizations. My pain is not your fault.)

Note to TIG and TS readers:

When I use the names of non-Saiyuki-derived gods and goddesses, the names are interchangeable between Greek and Roman names (i.e., if the Romans changed them). The Romans took most of their gods from the Greeks, and simply gave them new names. So, as a result, Venus was the Roman version of Aphrodite, Jupiter was Zeus, Vulcan was Hephaestus (AND Venus'/Aphrodite's husband! (?!)), Neptune was Poseidon, Mars was Ares, et cetera. (You may note that the planets in our solar system are named after the ROMAN versions.) Most of the gods had two names, from the Greeks and the Romans. The only purely Roman gods were the Lares and Penates (ancestral gods, mostly), and Janus, the two-faced god of doorways. (If the doors to the temple of Janus were open, it meant that the empire/Republic was at war. Closed meant peace.) (Did you know that a janitor was originally a Roman doorman? "Janua" means "door" in Latin. "January" is the door to the next year. Cool, eh?)

Heh...I miss being the queen of Latin/Ancient Roman trivia...

And for the sake of clarification, the names I use vary according to which civilization was the last to worship that particular god or goddess. Therefore, Venus uses her Roman name, but Eris keeps her Greek name. Eris doesn't get enough credit, if you ask me. She rocked. Oh, and the gods prefer to refer to eachother by their Greek names...because that was what they were accustomed to for a very long time, before Quirinus/Romulus killed his brother for a hill of birds and created the ancient empire whose rulers eventually degenerated into madmen and murderers. Damn, I love this stuff!

For an awesome representation of the Greek gods' family tree, check this out: http://ludios.org/greekgods/

EDIT: To those of you who recall the infectious Elizabethian accents which plagued the characters in TIG, google "Foreign Accent Syndrome". XD I invented something that actually exists! Over at UCF, Dr. Jack Ryalls is the one who gets the most press about it. It's FASCINATING.

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Basics

Name: Cyh Scaevola (SIGH sky-VOLE-uh) (Scaevola is Latin for "left-handed", which means I'm the evil twin; and Cyh is like that thing you do when you're exasperated with someone.)

No, it's not my real name. Why the hell would I tell you something so boring?

Age: 20. It happened.

Height: 5'3". Formerly 5'4", but the doctors say otherwise now...I'M SHRINKING!! SHRINKING!! (cries inside)

Familial Status: Firstborn, AKA, "the Guinea Pig" (glares at father for wanting a girl first)

Other Notes (About My Writing): Umm...nobody writes like I do. Maybe if Douglas Adams, Quentin Tarantino, Hannibal Lecter, Laurell K. Hamilton, JCV, Tom Stoppard, Juvenal, and Sigmund Freud had a bastard love child, that kid might write the way I do, but other than that painfully remote possibility--that's far too many chromosomes for any normal Homo sapiens!--I'm fairly unique in my cupboard. Also, I tend to write long stories. Mostly because I become enamored of my characters--they're fun to hang with, so sue me! I also like series. It lets me play with different ideas for my real books. (smirk) Just you wait. Someday I'll get published and you'll see my penname on all the bookstore shelves!! Muahahahahahahahaaaah!

Favorites

Authors: L. K. Hamilton, Jhonen Vasquez, Stephanie Meyer, Douglas Adams, Tom Stoppard, Thomas Harris (he wrote Hannibal Rising), Chuck Palahniuk, R.A. Salvatore, Anne Rice, Juvenal (to you laymen, he was one of the most intriguing, angry old satirists you'll ever see), and Homer (he was into the gory imagery, that one) ...et cetera...

Music: ICP, Twiztid, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Angels n Airwaves, Hans Zimmer, Korn (very recently), Boxcar Racer, Dire Straits, Foo Fighters, Eiffel 65, Natalie Imbruglia.

JPop: Kanno Yoko, Gackt, Buck-Tick, T.M. Revolution, Abingdon Boys School, Kelun, DOES, Captain Straydum, Kalafina, Wakeshima Kanon, Boom Boom Satellites, redballoon, The Rodeo Carburettor, sNoW, UVERworld, and about a million others...the list keeps growing, like a tumor on my hard drive.

FAVORITE MOVIE EVER!: Collateral, even though I think Tom Cruise as a person is a flake. Love the music. Love Vincent.

Games: Half-Life (the whole Empire), Portal, Halo (that Empire, as well), Shadow the Hedgehog (And basically every Sonic/Tails/Knuckles game ever invented since Genesis), Devil May Cry 1-3, F.E.A.R., SPORE, and every version of Pokemon ever invented (I play nothing else on my handhelds--I live in my childhood every day).

TV: Ren n Stimpy, Invader Zim, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, House, Lie to Me (I adore Tim Roth--he played Guildenstern!!), Chuck, and How I Met Your Mother--suit up!.

TV/Video Games: Saiyuki, Orphen, Sengoku BASARA, Higashi no Eden, Ghost Stories (English Dub), Kaleidostar, His and Her Circumstances (Asaba n Shibahime are my idols), s-CRY-ed, Samurai Champloo, Paranoia Agent, Cat Soup, Hellsing Ultimate OVAs, Nana, Black Blood Brothers, Kiba, OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!!, Karin, Saiunkoku Monogatari, Death Note TV, Jigoku Shoujo (That's Hell Girl to you non-fansub-watchers), Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori, Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae, Eyeshield 21, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Shounen Onmyouji, Ghost Hunt, Cromartie High School, Gravitation, Darker than BLACK, Nagasarete Airantou, Loveless (the art is so beautiful that I wanna cry), Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpouchou, History's Strongest Disciple: Kenichi, Last Exile (the ending nearly made me cry...WHY?! YOU MONSTERS!), Kuroshitsuji, Kurozuka, GINTAMA, Black Lagoon, Black Lagoon: Second Barrage, Kemeko DX, Ergo Proxy (I love this so much it's absurd), Skip Beat!, Yu-Gi-Oh! (so sue me!), One Outs, Michiko to Hatchin, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Earl and Fairy, D. Gray-Man, XamD Lost Memories, Soul Eater, Casshern SINS, Toradora!, Minami-ke, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge, Yakitate Japan! .

Manga: Saiyuki & Saiuyki Reload (overall favorite arc? "Against the Stream"), Wild Adapter, Bus Gamer, Angel Sanctuary (Michael, Kato, and Kira are my faves), Hot Gimmick, Fruits Basket (I don't care what people think! I like it, OKAY!), Death Note, Bleach (Aww, yeah! Ichigo is my home slice!), GetBackers, Ouran Host Club, Gravitation, Vampire Game, Cain Saga, Vampire Knight, Punch!, Godchild, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Never give Up, Kanpai, Her Majesty's Dog, Kami-Kaze, Yakitate Japan, Eyesheild 21, Petshop of Horrors, Love Roma, Mushishi, Phoenix (READ THIS! Tezuka was a genius...twisted, but brilliant.), Tenshi Ja Nai, Loveless, Parasyte (My newest manga, and now a part of my top ten EVER), Love Attack, My Heavenly Hockey Club, Tactice, Yurara, Millennium Snow, Skip Beat!, Black Lagoon, Wallflower, GINTAMAAAAAA!! et cetera...

Random:Chicken adobo (see TIG chapter 7), lumpia, sinagang--I'm a Filipino food addict. Mountain Dew is the Nectar of the Irony Gods. I really like trees and birds and dragonflies. And cats. And snakes. And the crazy colors at sunset. And staying up until sunrise. And the night sky at 4 AM. And drawing and painting and Photoshopping (CS2). And learning languages like Latin, Spanish, Tagalog, and Japanese. And living all over the world. Living in Japan. (...sigh...) And listening to music so pretty that I feel like I'm gonna cry, so I get all mad at myself, but then the music makes me happy again, and the vicious cycle spins until I either run out of sanity or the song ends...

Yeah, that's about it.

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x(_;)x (pretty pink elephants--dancing in the sun--wond'ring what the hell is going on )x(_;)x

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((((o Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me... o))))

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"I worry that if I leave my room, the gnomes will come back."me

"Better Paranoid Than Dead"me

"I EAT MORNING PEOPLE FOR BREAKFAST."me

"Who said that that's gonna stop me from eating my bacon, huh?"my little bro, in response to me pointing out that it was kind of weird to be eating bacon at 9 PM

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Borderline Gyno (BG) (adj.): (1) The state of being incredibly perverse, while maintaining an aesthetic distance capable of delaying appropriate reactions. (2) Almost perverted enough to offend the FCC, but not enough to make them do anything about it.

BG Deviation (n.): A statement so derailed from orthodox trains of thought that recievers forever remain uncertain as to whether or not they have been offended.

Ulitimate (yoo-LIT-ih-mit) (adj.): (1) Better than the rest in a particular grouping, even the best; an often irrational superiority. (2) Happening AFTER "ultimate."

Decoronate (dee-CORE-oh-nate) (v.): (1) To remove one's heart. (2) fig. To crush one's spirit, hopes, and dreams.

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UPDATES:

The Irony Gods (PG-13): COMPLETE. PLEASE REVIEW THE LAST CHAPTER!

Notes: I'll eventually be reposting some of the crap near the beginning, 'cause I'm not completely satisfied with the delivery. Also, I'm planning on doing a few Omake chapters, just for fun.

The Sequel (PG-13...except for Ch16, which is MATURE to da MAX): Ch 29: Kon and Lyds chat WITH THEIR MINDS! Comedy retrieves meds. Gojyo gets strangled for saving a girl's life. Sanzo gets run over with a scooter. Man driving scooter seeks time machine in vending machine. Girl with giant dog threatens to get rid of the witnesses. Gyokumen Koushu lands yet another god. Konran remains AWOL, presumably kidnapped by alien goat-beasts from Uranus.

Notes: There's a pairing, but it has nothing to do with the cannons execpt as a method to incite humor and make Gojyo be a "Love Doctor". Why? Because it's different, and I just can't see the boys getting into any serious relationships the way they are now.

FUTURE IDEAS:

Transvestites. That's all I'm gonna say.

"Spawn of the Sequel" You may interpret that as you wish. (snicker)

(I have no idea when I'll be able to write them, but by golly, I want to do it! (mad face))

OCs:

Lydia: Insanity Incarnate. Mortal. 5'4"-5'6". Waist-length black hair, rust-brown eyes. Half-Mexican, half-Italian. Egotistical. Paranoid. Naive, not innocent. Thinks LOVE is nothing more than some sort of mental illness. Sees Kon as a friend...which changes later on in The Sequel. Ages 16-18.

Konran: Chaos Incarnate. Greek god. 6'2". Raven hair to shoulders. Phthalocyanine, glowing eyes. Disorganized. Obsessive compulsive. Schizophrenic. Invades Lydia's bed every night. Totally adores Lydia. Hates being lawn furniture. Age 2000-2500.

Yumoa: Comedy Incarnate. Greek god. 6'1". Short, spiky white hair. Glowing ember eyes. Tanned. Eternally happy. Five-year-old mentality trapped within a twenty-year-old's body. Loves bunnies. Hates cheaters and liars. Kon's best friend. Age 2000-2500.

Chitsujo: Order Incarnate. Greek Goddess. 5'9". Konran's twin sister. White hair to ankles. Glowing saffron eyes. Has no soul. Hates Chaos. Loves...nothing. Basically evil...in a way. Gets banished to another realm by Akhlys.

Higeki: Tragedy Incarnate. Greek Goddess. 3'8". Yumoa's little sister. Curly black hair to ankles. Glowing cobalt blue eyes. Psychic. Physically only about seven years old. Hates dead things. Loves her big brother to death. Always morose. Age 1000-ish

Akhlys/Akumu: Nightmare Incarnate. Greek God. "Mist of Death." Varying sizes. Mortal, but continually reincarnated. Ice-white hair. Pure white irises. Hates uppity young folks and being interrupted. Loves raising the dead and punishing bad children. Scary.

Seimei: Yumoa's Clone. Dark auburn hair. Cyan irises. Opposite of Comedy. Drinks, curses, hits on ladies. Weird.

Regina Invisamorarum: Lydia's Clone. Platinum blonde. Sea green irises. Irritating as HELL. Pushy. Noisy. Loves Kon, but he hates her with a passion. Hates Lydia, who returns the feeling with gusto.

NOTE: Venus, Eris, Hermes, Aries, et cetera...don't count as OCs. I didn't invent them, ergo they are not mine, and you may use them sans my permission. I do, however, own the personalities which I have concocted for them. Mine. No touchie.

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ARTWORK

Please let me know what y'alls think, whether by PM or in the midst of a review! I love feedback!

Nebosuke: http://cyh-anide.deviantart.com/art/Nebosuke-78715961

Staring Contest http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/StaringContestcopy.jpg

Family Portrait: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/FamilyPortrait.jpg

Magistra Mundi: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/MagistraMundi.jpg

Chaos Demon: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/ChaosGlow.jpg

Corrupting the Monkey: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/CorruptingtheMonkey.jpg

Go-Fish: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/Go-Fish.jpg

Konran: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/Konran.jpg

Yumoa: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/cyco_inmate_13/Yumoa.jpg

Nataku & Goku: http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/16821334236.jpg&s=f5


CHARACTER PORTRAITS IN MIXED CLOTHING:

Konran: http://cyh-anide.deviantart.com/art/Chaos-Sanzo-Cosplay-145009520

Lydia: http://cyh-anide.deviantart.com/art/Lydia-Gojyo-Cosplay-145008601

Comedy: http://cyh-anide.deviantart.com/art/Comedy-Hakkai-Cosplay-145009160

Tragedy: http://cyh-anide.deviantart.com/art/Tragedy-Goku-Cosplay-145008430

Goku: http://cyh-anide.deviantart.com/art/Goku-Tragedy-Cosplay-145008834

(I'll be making more eventually.)

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Special thanks to all my readers for making me enjoy writing again--for a minute there I was worried that I had lost my love for it. If you keep reviewing, I'll keep writing! Please enjoy The Sequel!

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(c) June 2006-Eternity


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The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
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Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
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Cheering in Forks by LewistheTurtle reviews
Edward is being punished by the principal for pranking Mike Newton as a dare from Emmett while Bella is visiting her mother in Florida. What will be Bella's reaction when she finds Edward like THAT!
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Forbidden Passion by YoricksSkull reviews
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Edward in the Meadow by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
This is Twilight in EPOV starting from the meadow scene. Read and Review! Discontinued. See Version 2.
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STAR WARS GANGSTA CAMP by MegamiofMeiun reviews
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Sin of Angels by Torre58 reviews
A disease is spreading throughout modern-day United States, causing acute insanity and homicidal compulsions, which wouldn't be so bad if those infected didn't have superhuman strength and speed.
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Liturgy by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
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Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
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The Monk's Bride by Arugula Pacioli reviews
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Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 5/23/2003 - G. Sanzo
Enemies, right? by nimblnymph reviews
This wasn't ever supposed to have happened. They were enemies... right? SanzoxYaone.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 391,897 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 12/10/2005 - G. Sanzo, Yaone - Complete
The Carousel of Love by Auyreon Tighren reviews
Loving Howl and living with him is a different thing altogether and an insecure Sophie finally gets fed up and moves away to start a new life and perhaps meet a new love. But Howl has other ideas... -Completed-
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
What Does Hakkai REALLY Think? by Son Nuriko reviews
Ever wondered what Hakkai thinks behind his smile? Just a random thingy... Ahaha... Btw this is REALLY OOC ok? So if you don't like Hakkai thinking like Sanzo don't read... Greatly appreciated... Although if you wanna comment anyway, be my guess...
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Black and Blue Lagoon by Nugar reviews
Rock and an unconscious Revy end up adrift after a botched pirating job, finally ending up on a deserted island. Revy sees a new side to Rock as he fights man and nature to save her, but the real danger may be more insidious. They're out of cigarettes.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Mutiny by Tawnyeyes reviews
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Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
All That's Left by Bobby G. Grissom reviews
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The day starts with Breakfast by WhiteHart reviews
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Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 5/21/2005
Evil Laughter by internalchaos reviews
ABANDONED FIC. One day, for no adequately explained reason, Shigure becomes EEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLL! Gen.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
Tie me up, tie me down by lechymonk reviews
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Rollerblading with the Cullens by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
The Cullens and Bella go rollerblading...dun dun dun dunn...read and review! Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Bella
Therapy Falls On Konoha Literally by FaithsWings reviews
Faith is a therapist. Sadie is her receptionist. Together they came to the Naruto world, with hopes of giving therapy and world domination. But it seems that they have messed up time, and only they can fix it. But what happens when they choose not to?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006
Charlie and His Amazing Powers of Observation by sillig reviews
NOTE: This is for A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore. [Almost the right category. Same author, different title.] Charlie Asher, on a rather impromptu trip to the sewer, has a lot of time to think.
Lamb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Keeping Face by GreyLiliy reviews
Cho Gonou is dead, but Cho Hakkai lives. Cho Hakkai is a demon.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,145 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Goku's Firsts by Languish-Dreams reviews
A series of one shots about Goku's experiences on Heaven and Earth the first time around. Some fluff, some humor, still NO pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005
Raising Kouryuu by GreyLiliy reviews
What if you could go back to before things went bad, start over? Sanzo gets to relive his childhood, but he's still supposed to be on the mission west! Join Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai as they experience Raising Kouryuu.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,305 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - G. Sanzo, Nii J./Ukoku S., Sanzo-ikkou - Complete
The Sanzo Incident IV by NellySama reviews
Ch5 Authors Note!Very Important. the fourth installment is now coming to an end!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Brushstrokes by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
Sanzo gets to see up close just where Goku’s been disappearing to and finds himself very surprised. Written for Kispexi2
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Chibis Gone Wild! by chaosbfly reviews
The Sequel to When Chibis Attack! How would their time stuck as helpless and adorable miniatures effect the Nefarious Four, even after their return to normal? Will that drunk ever sober up? Find out!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006
Insanity by Fire Sidoni reviews
SaiyukiHarry Potter crossover. When the Saiyuki boys are invited to Hogwarts to teach, insanity ensues! But where's Hakkai?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2004
The Gods Need to Entertain Themselves Somehow by Droston reviews
Certainly Sanzo didn't just show up in a river one day. Certainly that must trouble him a little. Also, Hakkai teaches Hakuryuu a trick, Sanzo and Gojyo play good cop bad cop with a hillbilly, and the gods have a malformed sense of humor.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The Sanzo Incident III by NellySama reviews
The End Has Come. Final Chapter Up. Go. Thank you for reading this third edition of The Saiyuki Incident. REVIEW. super Random last chapter.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Spinnin' A Yarn by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
Gojyo gives his own retelling of the Journey West. Inspired by Greylily's story Pick It Up Again.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary! by flo-bizet reviews
Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
the Sanzo party plus cheese by Nanodaperson reviews
The sanzo party is on their way west when they run into a little imaginary friend. If you like humor and Foster's READ!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007
Class by Crystal Remnant reviews
Always remember...Pinky up! [R&R]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
still by Irish carbomb reviews
With Calvin, he was.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Nod by Crystal Remnant reviews
Gojyo knew it was worth it. [Funny good for a laugh. No pairings.]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S.
Just Another Day? by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
There is something that Sanzo is forgetting, but he can’t quite figure out what. On top of that, everyone seems to be trying extra hard to get on his nerves. What is it about today that’s pissing him off so much! Nonyaoi. A Sanzo birthday fic.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Gadgets by GryphonWonder14 reviews
An answer to an age old question or two. Here we explore the mysterious world of Sam's lab and the reasons behind those darn blinking machines in the background.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Shin no Tobira by Greece reviews
Kougaiji, Yaone and Dokugaku cast a spell to revive Rasetsunyo. Unfortunately, it fails and they're buchered. Lirin begins a long journey to resurrect them. A Lirin centred story. EDITED and UPDATED, CH 6!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Lirin
The Eye of the Kisa: Behind the Cute Exterior by Neptune Fairy reviews
It's a bird. It's a plane. No...it's Kisa with Yuki's condoms! Watch as this eccentric, perverted tiger in disguise shows us what's...um...REALLY on her mind. Another disturbing 'Inside the Mind of' story. r&r please!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Kisa S.
Incarnation by Madhumalati reviews
Crossover with Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru and Goku in a small room.....run! Crackfic. Read and review.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Lateral Thinking by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
Goku shows his companions a thing or two in the most unconventional way.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Kureno Bird Brains: Inside His Mental Mind by Neptune Fairy reviews
What the heck? Who would ever guess that such a well mannered guy as Kureno would be a flat out weird, perverted lying scum? Beats me. Click above to see what goes on in this strange birdy's head...part of the 'Inside the Sick Mind of' series. r&r!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Sue that Binds Us by GryphonWonder14 reviews
On her neck hung the Philosopher's stone! Minerva had quite literally turned into Nemandaria Draculina Alexandrianskarianas De Van Seingrheinrichtenburgerstein Elric Hellsing the Vampiric Alchemist.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Houston we have a problem by Ocean Queen Kai reviews
I never knew my ever so famous jack Walk meaning I walked like Jack from POTC, would send my falling out a window and onto Mars where I met a few strange martians named Goku, Hakkai, and Gojyo...oh yeah and PMSman, AKA Sanzo. Saiyuki? What's that? NOT AU
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006
We're Not the Sanzo Party! by Asato Sohma reviews
When the Merciful Goddess decides to liven things up, can the Sanzo party help the group of youths from the British Isles? Harry PotterSaiyuki crossover fic
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006
YOU'RE NOT A KAPPA! by xAME.HiMEx reviews
Goku discovers something about Gojyo he hadn't seen before..Short fic. No pairings in particular.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
A Dog's Life by GreyLiliy reviews
Sanzo has kicked the bucket, but that just won't do! A certain Merciful Goddess has given Sanzo a second chance at life, but what's the catch?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,814 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Serious Issues Are Not Funny by johre reviews
Oh happy day! The Organization takes a trip to see a shrink. Yaoi, Stupidity, T for Language and Zexion using his tongue in ways we don't want to hear about. [ Chapter 2: i fail at summaries. ]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
FMA The Senior Years by GryphonWonder14 reviews
Ever wonder what the FMA cast would be like when they're 90? Too bad, here it is. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Pretty Princess Sanzo by HPFreakswillrule reviews
Sanzo, if he existed, would kill me.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2005
And Then There Were Five by sf reviews
We all know that Genjo Sanzo had four companions. Son Goku, Sha Gojyo, Cho Hakkai, and Mary Sue. Rated for swearing. [Gaiden installment complete -- the Fangurls invade Heaven, and all Hell breaks loose.]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Origami Tales by Ariana Deralte reviews
The early life of Genjo Sanzo, in three parts. Warning: Contains humour. Complete
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - G. Sanzo, Komyou S. - Complete
The Gold Card by amaterasu-kun reviews
The Three Buddhas are about to get the shock of their a life.. a short fic on the escapades of Sanzo ther monk...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2003
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The Sequel reviews
Sequel to The Irony Gods:: When Togenkyo's dimensional fabric begins to tear, Kannon calls on the only people who can fix it. But are the Irony Gods really all that useful? Individual sections rated M for reasons...Latest: Southern Belles and Ramen Rage. (And you thought I was dead. :P )
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,425 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 11/9/2006
The Irony Gods reviews
Comedy, Tragedy, Chaos, and Order: When foreign gods and one lost kid invade Togenkyo, Kannon sees fit to make the Sanzo party deal with it. Pie, Battle Twister, and violence abound. STARK RAVING SANE. COMPLETE! /!NEW!\ Omake I: Kou's and Lyds' B-Days.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 158,938 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
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