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Joined 03-26-18, id: 10534960, Profile Updated: 03-29-20
Author has written 8 stories for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Halo, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, Elder Scroll series, Fairy Tail, and RWBY.

Hey guys, it's me, Healthcare.

If you're here, then you probably know me for my mediocre writing or sought me out after finding my hiding place on Discord. Well, here I am, a part-time writer and a full-time jackass.

Some things about me so you can get a better idea of how this particular jackass thinks:

I play guitar and bass, occasionally ukulele. Well, not really. It's been a hot minute since I've played the ukulele.

I'm a massive music nut. While I previously stated I only listen to rock music, that's a pretty big fat lie. While yes, rock music is where I thrive, I love a lot of the more obscure stuff that nobody really thinks too much about. Artists I enjoy include Fishmans, Daughters, Pre-Ye Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Death Grips, Can, Heart Attack Man, PUP, Weezer, Vulfpeck, Cory Wong, Theo Katzman, Radiohead, Miles Davis, Mains & Monitors, and a lot more. Like, a lot more.

Ok, I just realized there are no obscure artists on there. Crap. Well, just trust my word...?

Yeah... no.

Games I like to play include Titanfall 2, Apex Legends (don't kill me please), The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (get it on all consoles), and any Halo game I can get my hands on. I've also recently acquired a Nintendo Switch, as well as Jedi: Fallen Order, so I expect to be sinking a lot of hours into that.

Favourite series include the Toaru Franchise (Index and all the spinoffs), Halo, Highschool DxD (I like the plot, sue me), My Hero Academia, Star Wars, Danmachi, and multiple more to a lesser extent.

Projects

The Praesidium Initiative - Halo X RWBY Crossover - Active once more! Rewrite is now being updated!

Coming Around Again - My Hero Academia - Undergoing Rework

A Certain Idiotic Reading Club - Toaru Majutsu no Index

First Spark: Republic Commandos - Star Wars - Slow Updates

A Tail of the Bizarre - JoJo X Fairy Tail On Hiatus

Elder Scrolls: Imagine Breaker - Skyrim X Toaru Majutsu no Index Crossover - Main Project

Delta Force: Abroad - Toaru Majutsu no Index

Planned Projects

Miss Misfortune - Toaru Majutsu no Index

Update Schedule

It sounds kinda pretentious, but this is as important for you to know as it is for me. This'll keep me on my A-game when it comes to updates, and give everyone involved some more clarity.

1. Elder Scrolls: Imagine Breaker

2. Delta Force: Abroad

3. The Praesidium Initiative

Separate from all of these is First Spark, which is really subject to my Star Wars brain juice.

Welp, I guess I'll see you all in the next one! I'm always open for whatever business you may have, so feel free to chat!

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The Men From Onyx by kpmh2001 reviews
A UNSC frigate is sent into another dimension after a disaster with their slipspace drive. Now lost in unknown territory, they must attempt to befriend the population of a local planet of strange humans under constant siege from an army of monsters. Consider this a minor AU as there are some slight differences, but everything major is still in the same place.
Crossover - Halo & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,647 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/13/2019 - F. Mendez, Kurt-051, J. Ironwood, Winter S.
The Bust Upper Incident by ArmoredCoreNineBall reviews
One-Shot turned into something else due to unexpected popularity. Starting in the middle of December, a certain unlucky Imagine Breaker is having the most curious day... and it seems to entail the various girls he comes across on his way home...
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 267,500 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Tōma K.
A Certain Meltdowner's Secret Love Life by SilverFang88 reviews
Frenda and Kinuhata are curious about the strange 'appointments' that have become the norm for ITEM's resident Level 5. Takitsubo, unfortunately, is just being dragged along for the ride.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,881 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/22/2017 - [Tōma K., S. Mugino] Frenda S., S. Kinuhata
A Certain Infinite Possibility by Darkbetrayer reviews
An ancient organization has emerged from hiding in order to bring the world into darkness. Will Touma be able to stop them or will his actions make everything worse. Will Touma finally develop the harem he deserves? Magic and Science will collide in ways no one thought possible. Touma X Harem (Maybe, he is really dense.)
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 1,713,973 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Accelerator, Mikoto M., R. Saten, Tōma K.
Kamijou's Dreamland Adventures by UrsaMJR reviews
Be cautious with your prescription drugs people, always make sure you read the fine print. Unlike Kamijou Touma. Who, by not doing just that, falls into a deep sleep where his wildest fantasies become reality. Lucid dreams are interesting indeed. So take a look into the mind of our sleeping beauty, and his most sacred desires.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30 - Heaven Canceler, Othinus, Tōma K.
A Certain Unlucky Loser by MemeDevil reviews
An unlucky person was reborn in the world of RailDex, but he was reborn as Kamijou Touma. Now armed with the knowledge of future events that will soon befall him. Can our reluctant hero find the courage to face the world of RailDex and the inner demons that lead to his death?
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,396 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/21/2018 - Accelerator, Index L. P., Mikoto M., Tōma K.
Killing Your Dark Future by JTZ29 reviews
While on his journey to the capital, Tatsumi has a vision of what appears to be his future. Haunted by the images he sees, Tatsumi now aims to change his dark future. This fic will follow the canon plot with my own spin on the story, with some anime moments thrown in as well. Pairing will be Tatsumi x Harem with lemons later in the story. Slightly stronger Tatsumi, but not OP.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 268,170 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Tatsumi, Leone, Akame, Mine
Confide in Me by BlazingEmblem reviews
The interrogation had gone poorly. Despite his best efforts, Ren was unable to convince Sae to help him. Desperate, he attempts to strike a deal. A deal where he'll tell her about all the confidants he's made in Tokyo. Contains Persona 5 spoilers.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 5/12/2019 - [Akira K./Ren A., Makoto N.] Sae N., Phantom Thieves - Complete
Made you Look by Johnny Spectre reviews
In the instant of meeting Eri, Izuku makes a ballsy choice and books it with her in his arms - and not cleverly, either. Overhaul watches as they get away... and so begins the Origin of the Greatest Hero of them all.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,579 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/30/2019 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Overhaul/Chisaki K., Eri
Shaggy Goes SICKO MODE on Sans From Undertale by UglyTurnip reviews
Shaggy Rogers must use his newfound power to go absolutely sicko mode on his longtime rival: Sans From Undertale. Guest starring Peter Griffin from Family Guy and Thanos of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Shaggy, Sans - Complete
Peter Griffin Meets Sans From Undertale by UglyTurnip reviews
Peter Griffin reminiscences on the time he met the epic gamer Sans from Undertale. This is a really bad meme fanfic, and if you read it, then I feel bad for you, son.
Crossover - Family Guy & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Peter G., Sans - Complete
Shared Memories by SupremeCommanderSimon609 reviews
Wave and Akame meet by chance six months after Tatsumi's death, and they discuss what he meant to the both of them. One-shot.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Akame, Wave - Complete
War on Remnant by Psihopatul reviews
What happens to the world of Remnant when a Earth based military force arrives to Remnant and takes up permanent residence there. New and old enemies face off and friendships and alliances are formed. [OC and AU Warning]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Ozpin, OC, J. Ironwood, Team RWBY
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A Certain Idiotic Reading Club reviews
I just hope that you all understood what you were getting into. A bunch of idiots get together and read a series of books that we all know and love, and drool over nuns. Hijinks ensue, from futanari fist-fights to BL Doujin discussion and discourse, if these idiots haven't covered it in one of their shitfest arguments, no one has.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/19/2019
The Praesidium Initiative reviews
After a mission gone haywire, Oliver A-019 is thrown into a new world filled with new dangers. Thus, he must embark on possibly the most dangerous mission of his life. Survive. Kill Salem. Get home. Rewrite of the original.
Crossover - Halo & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14 - OC, Ozpin, Qrow B., Salem
Coming Around Again reviews
Twice wasn't a bad guy. He never was. He had just been tossed around and forsaken more times than he could count. However, after an eye-opening conversation, Jin Bubaigawara is determined to turn his life around. Rewrite has begun as of February 1st, 2020.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Villain Alliance, Mirio T., 1-A Students, Twice
Delta Force: Abroad reviews
The world is a big place, and lots of things happen in this world. People live, people die, and people do stupid things. And some of these stupid things lead to another, and another, and another. The world is prepared for a lot of things. The world was never prepared for them.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/11 - M. Tsuchimikado, Pierce Aogami, Tōma K.
Elder Scrolls: Imagine Breaker reviews
As WWIII came to a close, Touma Kamijou found himself in a position of certain death... only to wake up dazed and confused on the back of a wooden cart, destined for the chopping block of Helgen. Now set in a bizarre new world, our hero has to find a way back home. But this begs the question, why is he here in the first place? And what does the Imagine Breaker have to do with it?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 9/18/2019 - Alduin, Tōma K.
TPI Defunct reviews
After a failed ONI experiment, Oliver A-019 has been stranded in Remnant for the last 3 years. Now finding himself at Beacon Academy as per Ozpin's Praesidium Initiative, he now has to help bolster a broken and distrustful Team RWBY as well as doubling as Ozpin's agent in the war against Salem, while keeping his past hidden. Cancelled. Rewrite is up under the original title!
Crossover - Halo & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,205 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 8/6/2018 - OC, Ozpin, Team RWBY, Salem
Clone Commandos: First Spark reviews
When the first batches of Clones were produced, one class stuck out. Ranging from personality defects to minor Force Sensitivity, the Blaze-Class Clones were feared by both the enemy and even their own creators. Fighting to keep the Separatists at bay, these Commandos would not only change the course of the war but burn their legacy into the stars for years to come... Slow updates.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 3/2/2019
A Tail of The Bizzare! JoJo x Fairy Tail reviews
Changed summary. The Joestar bloodline has been through some bizarre things, but nothing as bizarre as this! Fairy Tail is also used to the weirdness, but what if the bizarre adventures of these two separate worlds collide? Well, READ THE BOOK. That's what the book's for! Enjoy! I changed the title from The Adventure Begins Anew! On hiatus until further notice. Sorry!
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Jotaro K., OC, Jean Pierre P., Team Natsu
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