Langwurst
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Joined 05-26-06, id: 1053955
Author has written 14 stories for Dungeon Keeper, Timesplitters, Tomb Raider, Harry Potter, Angel, and Discworld.

For those of you (and I doubt there were many) who noticed, the name change, it is due to a good friend pointing out I was an egotist. After looking this up I then had a personal revelation that I was in fact of the race Homo “Big Head” Sapient. I thus changed it to “Langwurst” and it was pointed to me that this was if anything more egotistic. To my German brethren (or at least German speaking brethren) I should point out nothing is meant by this (although it is accurate) it just kind of stuck.

I come from the good old U S of John Radcliff. And grew up in good old Abingdon, where I’ve “enjoyed” thirteen years of school life.

I’m huge a fan of anything written by Terry Pratchett; particularly anything Discworld and I like all my Ps2 games, as well as a few legendary Pc titles such as Dungeon Keeper. Despite my currently more numerous if not better works being all Tomb Raider set; I have never actually played any of the games for more than five minutes. As of such I am a complete blagger and all my knowledge of the subject is at best second hand.

I feel this is as good a time as any to point out that “Ave Summa That” Is the best writer of this world or the next. Not published her grand works can be found on this site. In the event that they don’t live up to everything I have just said fear not. They are her works from many years ago, when she was not so experienced in the arts of Writing, Photography or Seduction. In fact she may have been like two years old, irrespective of whether this site existed 16 years ago, that she would have access to the internet or for that matter a computer, needles to say if she had needed to travel in time, she would have.

Shout outs also to Phil or PWhitehead whose secret identity may have been blown there, because he is the only other person I know on here from real life and also to “Ranma Hibiki” for writing the first review to my stories whoever this individual is.

Regarding reviews, I really do appreciate these irrespective of the whole egotist thing. In certain yet highly specific areas, such as punctuation I suck. To quote Mister Terry Pratchett “…she has an approach to grammar and spelling that is all her very own. As far as punctuation goes she appears to have no approach at all, but seems merely to throw it at the page from a distance, like playing darts.” Now take that and apply it to myself as appose to Nanny Ogg and it’s a perfect fit. Given this it is good thing that I have an alpha up to Omega editor; unfortunately there all me. Also I occasionally just slap stuff up here after just reading it once or so and making all the little red wiggly lines disappear. To clarify please review, eventually it will make my writing better, making your future visits to my tiny corner of Fanfic that much more enjoyable, should you be fool enough to brave it a second time.

Also all reviewers will receive a reply more or less, but mostly cause I got nothing better to be doing.

One last thing, all my favorite stories are primo and deserve being checked out, except for “Smegging of The Shire” It’s probably great too I just haven’t read it, it’s mainly up there cause I liked the title.

Disclaimer; I of course own nothing yet, but any original charters or places in my works (Such as Ma Larson.) feel free to use. Also feel free to write your own pre/sequels to anything I write I may do so too but you never know what with trousers of time n all that.

I also don’t own the trousers of time if anyone could do so it is Terry Pratchett who if not God is at least a minor deity. Come to think of it he also owns this style of annotation†.

†Oops‡

‡Oh Bugger. Over and out.

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Kim Possible: The Next Generation by MrDrP reviews
When Ensign Kim Possible's best friend Ron Stoppable visits her on the Enterprise D, an adventure of galactic proportions begins. Now incorporating the events of The Naco On The Edge of Forever and an all new bonus conclusion. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,145 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Whirlwind by Little Ego reviews
In a possible but unlikely leg of the Trousers of Time, a freak whirlwind repaints the Watch house. Captain Vimes and his merry men are in shock.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Smegging of the Shire by Stigandr reviews
After Middle Earth has been ruined by tourism due to the success of the recent films, a young hobbit sets off on a journey with his friend Gary the Gray to defeat the Dark Lord responsible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. Maybe. Pls R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Haldir's Diary by Tindomiel reviews
Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Band Practice by Ave Summa That reviews
Lara selects a few others to help her take down evil business woman, Pru Desdemona. - This is a first draft, I need to correct a lot of things, so please r/r!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2003
The Magic Pencil Case by Duff reviews
A darker side of Carrot, and the Watch, is revealed. With strange smells, a party, and a primary school! Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. This is fan-fiction. Warning: some content may offend readers.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2003
The Piecemaker by samvimes reviews
A Commander's Inspection, a troll's invention, and a Patrician in the right place at the right time...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Complete
Running by CheeseRelatedIncident reviews
A short,speculative look at Rincewind's time in the dungeon dimensions
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2003
Voice by Ave Summa That reviews
My first try at a movie story, set just after the movie end. Lara is disturbed by a voice. CHAPTER TWO: The voice causes more than enough trouble with Lara and Hillary.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002
A Peaceful Night by Ave Summa That reviews
Lara settles down to a peaceful night...ha! - PG, because of very tiny swear words...don't try to make sense of this, you won't!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
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Larson Does Discworld reviews
The Discworld sees it's second third, and fourth tourists in the form of Larson, Pierre and Natla. To what end Even I dont know. Only first chapter, doesn't actually contain Discworld yet.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
Voice, continued reviews
My own addition to the chilling voice by ave summa that, details some of Lara's events after her decent into madness.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006
Mystery with Nobbs on reviews
Nobby Nobbs face’s the threat of promotion once again in this spine chilling tale. Now with newish ending. Please r and r.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Band Pratice: On The Night reviews
The follow up to the amazing Band Pratice found on ave summa that's profile.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
What is a Dwarf? reviews
It's the question that has been puzzling the street's of AnkhMorpork, but is currently confusing the Watch. Will an answer finally provide itself? Am I doing it again? Yep.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Larson does LA reviews
Larson meets Angel in this rip roaring joy of literature.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Fred B., Angel - Complete
Larson's Dream reviews
Ever wondered what Larson wanted to be? Can he hold down the day Job? Do I have to stop writing intros like this? I think I do!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Larson and The Sleepover
To protect a most delicate of treasures Larson must take it to a safe house where his host is more likely to kill him then anyone else.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Published: 6/3/2006
Harry Potter ExLegend reviews
Set in an alternative future a possible ending for the boy wizzard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Larson meets Dracula
In a dark corner of Tasmania Larson must face off against his deadliest opponent yet but The Prince of Darkness isn't the worst that he must face this night...
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
Larson And The Ghost
In his quest to become a better person Larson runs across a ghost who is terrorizing a local village. Can he exorcize his demons? Can he stay away from his murky past? Why do I keep writing Intros like this? Read on.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Published: 5/30/2006
Natla's revenge
Join Natla as she reeks terrible pay back upon the queen of raiding.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Story Of A Splitters Monkey reviews
Who are the mysterious strangers stalking Monkey? Will he survive the night? Do you Care? Read on.
Timesplitters - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
The other side of the Dungeon reviews
Ever wondred what crosses the mind of Lord of the Land whilst he is waiting for you to slaughter him? If so read on if not read on anyway.
Dungeon Keeper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006