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Author has written 11 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Recent stuff: (1/15/12): I'm back! Sort of... I haven't abandoned stories. I just got caught up with life. Hey, I'm an adult. It happens. A few things have changed. I don't promise updates any more, I just pray you be patient, because I'll be adding as free time permits.
Browse the site, you'll notice the updating schedule has been updated, as well as the info about author. Only thing that's changed besides my age is well... go find out :D
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Information about the author: Aw, I'm not good at talking about myself but since you're here I guess I could divulge a little about me.
Age: Year of the snake.
Spit yo-yo was my siblings favorite type of torture. This method involved pinning victim down (me) and then yo-yo the spit above victim's (my) face. I could always outsmart my siblings (I'm number 3 of 4). My sister and I once hoisted a push mower onto our roof via extension chords. Please note: I was seven (therefore lacking in advanced reasoning and common sense).
Sibling age follows: Boar, Dragon, and Rabbit.
I'm small (as is all the women in my family), sometimes intense, extremely passionate, and always reliable (or so I'm told).
I think Twilight is over glorified. I hate Catcher in the Rye, I absolutely love Gone with the Wind. I've been gaming before I could talk. NES was state of the art in my day. I remember when the PlayStation came out.
I'm a non- denominational Christian. I'm also working on being the best Christian I can be; love walk and all. It's coming along, day by day. :p
Oh, and I got married recently. I now have the pleasure of having an official Japanese last name, although I do not have a single drop of Japanese or Asian blood in me either. My husband on the other hand...
[“Tentomon digivolve too… Kabu… never mind.” -Tentomon
“Augmon digivolve too… Graymon! Graymon! Graymon yeah I’m Graymon! I’m big and I’m bad—” -Augmon
“Augmon, your digivolve was a digidud.” -Tai, Digimon Season 1]
"What are you're aspirations?" "To destroy the dreams of a 12-year-old orphan boy!" Adult Goob, Meet the Robinsons
"Foul!" "For what?" "...Excessive blocking." Coach and Referee, The Blindside
"Curse you Perry the Platypus!" Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
"Life is lived forwards and understood backwards." Anonymous
"Barium, Colbalt, Einstien, Kool-Aid!" Scientist, Meet the Robinsons
"Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn." Calcifur, Howl's Moving Castle
"Nothing ruins a good fantasy book immersion like the line '...send the Eaters tumbling like skittles...' Mmm, medieval skittles - taste the dark age rainbow." Post by friend on fb about Joe Abercrombie's The Last Argument of Kings.
Want to get to get to know me a little better? PM me or email me. I don't bite.
Stylings of ze Author: I like to write humor. Satire and sarcasm are my main tools with writing but I like to include alliteration, hyperbole (which is a fancy and literary term for sarcasm -and yes, I did state sarcasm earlier), metaphors, similes, juxtaposition, and so on. Usually this stuff is mock stuff.
Sometimes I’m moved to write something inspiring and thoughtful.
I don’t like to write stories because they obligate me to continue, but if I start something I’m going to stick to it. Drabbles and One Shots are preferable, but usually those end up getting carried away. My ideas are grander than my drive.
For those bothering to read this: I'm sure by now you've noticed most of the stuff I've written is pretty clean (especially if it was published after 2008) that's because I myself believe it is possible to write a good piece without resorting to crude language or humor. It presents a challenge when you know someone swears and you don't want to swear... Reno comes to mind here, heh.
My works in progress:
Fandom Installment: Kingdom Hearts Here I Come: I wrote this originally as an outlet to make fun of extreme fan girls, and fangirlesque fics. I was getting sick of reading insert characters. They were cliché, boring, predictable, and suckish. I got fed up and wrote it one day just to spite the fanatics every where (it was designed as a one-shot originally).
Turns out, people like that stuff. Who knew? (Not I) As support for this story has grown, and devoted fans of this story have continued to show support I’ve been keeping up with it. Slowly this fic morphed from a bashfic to a mockfic, and is now written with much love. Slowly I’m falling in love with the protagonist I once hated. Mostly because she's growing up, but not entirely. She's 16 for crying out loud; just a puppy wet behind the ears.
I guess the non-existent plot is basically what happens when you take an extreme fan girl and to insert her into the KH world, only twist is, laws of reality apply. Mary Sue, this OC is not. Let the satire begin.
The author will be looking for a beta in the future to bounce story ideas off. Canidate will need lots of creativity, challenging mind, etc... I don't want someone who thinks everything I write is gold. I want someone who can contribute to the team.
Seventeen again: Inspired by all the OHSHC fanfictions that basically follow these guidelines:
Commoner who is not Haruhi goes to Ouran on scholarship
Commoner who is not Haruhi breaks something of value and is thus cohereced into working for the Host Club as a guy
If Commoner who is not Haruhi is working for the Host Club Tamaki will immediately refer to said person as his daughter. (I do not believe he would actually do this because he call's Haruhi is daughter because he has feelings for her, but has never actually experienced a crush before thus justified his feelings to be that of a "Fatherly" kind... creepy as it is. I do believe that he would, if by some chance were able to get into the HC, call you a part of his family because that's what the HC is.)
Commoner who is not Haruhi can tell the twins apart within mere minutes or within a day or two of knowing the twins.
(Even Haruhi didn't do this. The time between when she could tell them apart isn't specified but its definitely more than a few days.)
Even if you use an over used idea, I'm okay with that as long as you can make it something different. So you use a few of these ideas, as long as you give it an original twist I'll shut up. What I'm not okay with is when I read somthing and it's just like this other fanfic I read. I feel as if I'm rehashing the same story twice, thrice, etc...
It's because I see a lack of creativity with writing that I feel compelled to write creatively. To challenge the status quo and see if I can get others to do the same. Consider this my ode to the creators of such wonderful ideas.
About the story: Much to my dismay, the protagonist is a bit older then I would like (as it creates awkward tension), but all the while it's intriguing because she's battling with her past and her present. The protagonist is living a double life; wearing the facade of a lady while trying to retain herself. Proven fact in psychology; When someone lives the role they slowly morph into what they pretend to be.
That, along with the whole age gap of the HC which isn't that dramatic, will pretty much serve as the driving points.
This my first attempt at aiming for a likeable OC. As to how it’s coming along I can only hope it’s good. I’m kind of new at this considering most of my stuff is mock stuff, and all of my OC’s are neurotic, so writing a sane person… albeit a weird one, is a new thing for me.
I'm not finished with this story, and I have an idea of where it's going. My little sister is a big fan of this story, and is on me like no tomorrow to continue.
The only thing I don't like about it, is it's hard to write a story like this with out it becoming off. I mean, the characters are becoming OCC and I hate that... If people want to give suggestions on how to improve, please don't hesitate to message me.
The Family Man: A whim that hit me one day while shopping for my niece. Breaking down Bloodline limits I began pondering the usefulness of ninja in the matters of family. I plan to scrutinize every ninja that the kunoichi would, but as to when I'll finish it, I dunno.
Why Ninja's Do Not Engage in Pleasantries: A mockery of idle chat that we civilians take for granted, that was the jist of this. It will be added to as ideas come to me.
Bittersweet: A sequel to Kaiba’s Coats. Takes place three months after Kaiba's Coats ended (date is subject to change). Sei is Mokuba's escort, but with Seto and Sei working towards the same goal of Mokuba's happiness it is inevitable that they start getting along nicely... and I don't think Mokuba is liking that. (Big thanks to Taryn Streambattle for helping me with this one)
Naruto in Spira: FFX Naruto cross over unlike any before. Naruto is Tidus, Kakashi is Auron. FFX characters no longer exist, and their roles are replaced by Naruto characters, but personalities remain intact. That means that Kakashi isn’t a drunk, he’s a perv!
The story of Final Fantasy 10 is pretty much re-iterated, but with the cast of Naruto stepping up to the plate.
FF VII: Plot Devices: Reno of the Turks is tired of being comic relief. After a drunken night in the park, he makes a deal with a water fountain, and as we all know, all successful stories involve a love interest and so Reno will get his. How does he do this? He saves her, thus becoming the hero, but what the fountain didn't tell him was she comes from another universe. One where he's in a game called Final Fantasy 7.
But did Reno bite off more than he could chew? We'll see as other fans from the fabled "Real Universe" pop up, and send the Final Fantasy Universe in a panic.
Updating Schedule: I work 30+ hours a week. It varies but I can always count on a minimum of 30. I go to school in the morning, then work in the evening. Then I spend time with my husband. He is a very big priority to me. I love to write but my imagination is currently on strike. I've taken to capital punishment and it's getting back into shape... like how my body will be soon.
Consistency? I wish I could give a schedule, but alas tis not possible. Hiatus? Hopefully not. Abandoned? Never! Have trouble with waiting? Sorry, but I have to make a living :(
Suggestions? Alert a story. When I update, you'll get an email. Takes the guessing of when i update out of the equation.
I like to update my stories on the same day. If not day, guess week. Something like that. I will hold on to one completed story until I can update the other one.
Please bear with the author during this time in her life, and she will be faithful to you. Postscript: The author likes referring to herself in third person.
That pretty much sums up what I have planned. Hope you enjoy my stuff because it’s here for you.
Postscript: All my fanfictions are brought to you by God Almighty (maker of light, trees, me).