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Author has written 8 stories for Anime X-overs, Jhonen Vasquez, Sonic the Hedgehog, Naruto, Human Centipede, and Misc. Movies.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
He's Absolutely Perfect by ragamuffin009 reviews
Kankuro took a kunai knife out of his pocket. “I knew you’d try to do that. And I promise you, if you hurt him… I’ll cut my wrists wide open.” A puppet loved a puppet. This is the story of Karasu and his master, and their love that was oh. So. Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Kankuro, Temari
Rage and Love by ragamuffin009 reviews
Album fic based on American Idiot by Green Day. Loosely follows the plot of the anime. AU some out of characterness. Sorry. ShikaTema ChoIno NaruHina KibaHina hinted SasuSaku. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THE SEQUEL IS OUT! READ IT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Kids in Like by ragamuffin009 reviews
NarutoFMA What if the Gate led to then Naruto world? Starring Gaara's assistant and Shika's childhood friend from the Mist. Takes place during the two year gap and during Conqueror of Shambala. Pretty much every boyxOC.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007
She's a Mystery by Gaijin-Sensei reviews
Sekto wants revenge on the Stranger and he has hired an assassin named Mystique to kill him. Little is known about her. No one knows who she is or what she is. What are her true motives? Is she good or bad?
Oddworld - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005
Nightmare by SideriaSleep reviews
Warm…It was so warm. Such a soft warmth. So warm it felt hot and uncomfortable.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Silent High by Istoria reviews
COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
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Biggering reviews
An internal conflict between The Once-ler's past, ambitious self, and hew new, greedy persona. One-shot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
Martin reviews
A semi-prequel to The Human Centipede 2 Full Sequence from Martin Lomax's POV. One-shot.
Human Centipede - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Akatsuki: Vita, Letum
Akatsuki nearly completes the task of retrieving all the tailed beasts, but corruption and betrayal begins to break the organization apart. Contains strong language, blood and gore, sexual themes, and possible drug use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,694 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Akatsuki Club For Morons reviews
Tobi, Kisame, and Hidan plan to steal Kakuzu's money, which causes things to go awry at the 4th Anual Akatsuki Happy Party Fun Time Festival. Insanity and hilarity ensue. New and improved format, because I'm a lazy ass. Chapter 1 also made longer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Akatsuki: Occidio, Eradico reviews
Nine individual people, with separate but dangerous personalities and mental states, join together through strange means and create a criminal organization. Contains blood and gore, strong language, and drugrelated and sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Sonic Stock Character Extravaganza reviews
Sonic and company star in the most clichéd, downright weird story this side of any generic action movie. Rated T in case I add more swearing later on.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
Into The River Below reviews
Johnny decides to become famous, in his own twisted way. Songfic inspired by the song River Below by Billy Talent. Oneshot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Ninjas VS Homunculi!: A NarutoFMA Crossover reviews
The ninjas of the Naruto universe and the Homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist squareoff in a somewhat strange clash! But, it seems they're more interested in goofing off than fighting. How did they cross paths, anyway? Wow, my summaries suck.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006