Gaara's Desert Rose-Hasame
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Joined 05-26-06, id: 1054041, Profile Updated: 07-16-08
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Here, are...um...my fav quotes..enjoy...

"Ben, eat your-- Hoooly shit!" (was looking outside at the feet of snow)-Me
"Eat my holy shit?!"-Ben

"Are you sure you're not on drugs?"
"No. Im high on life!" -Conversation between me and Rusrita!

Yup! Still got it! - Doctor Who, when Rose kissed him. Its this small pause...and he said it in this high squeaky voice so it was hilarious.

Just a lil bit foxy! - Doctor Who...but Cassandra was in his body, so yeah. ranting. XD

This is my Timey-Wimey dectector. It goes ding when there's stuff. - Doctor Who

I know what it's like! It's like...When you fancy someone, and they don't even know you exist. - Doctor Who, attempting to explain how this invention his made that makes you seem not really there...but your there. @_@ Complicated.

DAT-teBa-YO~! - I got to a point where i was at over exhaustion, and my voice kept on cracking, so it would go squeaky and then all raspy and grungy XD and i kept on saying Dattebayo over and over. Aya nearly killed me. XD

Please put all bags and belongings into the orange cookies - Went to wonderland, and the announcer dude on the roller coaster kept on putting his mouth too close to the mic, so his speech was so muffled you couldn't make out what he said. And me and Aya were like...Did he say orange cookies?

Because the more you know, the less you don't know. - Kia commercial

"I only swim when I feel like it" - Me
"Would you feel like swimming if I threw you in?" -Dei-dei-chan

some people are like Slinkys...
they don't really have a purpose...
but they bring a smile to your face...
when you push them down the stairs-Somewhere on Deviantart

I'm made of wax, Larry; What are you made of? - Teddy...Weil-something or other from Night at the Museum.

It's big, it's fat, it's ugly, and when it gets excited, it screams like a little girl! - Me describing my first impression of the Shukaku.

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.-Me
LMAO! Now I'm tempted...-Kim who is also R i d 3 r on here.
Find a unicorn and I'll join ya...-me

when your right no one cares, when your wrong everyone gets a good laugh at you-Evan

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?-Me
...You hope to god you're a cat.-Evan.

You look very cute as a young asian boy!-My mother when I just got my Gaara costume
I dont know if I should be flattered or...concerned.-me

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride I’m gonna make you burn in hell...-
SAME STORY! ITS JUST SOOO GOOD!

“Aww, that’s sweet.” he said, and opened it. “The hell...?”
It was a trademark Lee spandex suit.
“Merry Christmas Gaara.” Kankuro said, tossing the spandex to Gaara. - Same story, i just loved it sooo much!

“It’s like quickfat!” Kankuro from A Very Gaara christmas by The Handsome blue beast

I'm gonna call you Tobi from now on. You look like Tobi. and you're annoying, and you ignore me like Tobi. You is now Tobi.- I was talking to my litte brother. Tobi is from Naruto...ok whatever, and is Deidara's new partner and stuff...so yeah. He acts almost exactly like him. And I'm kinda like Deidara, except im not blonde, and i dont finish my sentences with Yeah or Un. I start them with Yeah.

"Aww look look at his cute little feet! Just LOOK at them! " My friend Noah when he first saw zelda wind waker

They say it takes one minute to find a special person, one hour to appreciate them, one day to love them but it takes a whole life to forget them... please don't forget me. - I just love it.

"Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as...APPLES "RED FLEECE! or yellow...or green, depending on the apple..."-Me and Haley being silly in the morning

'Diamonds render her speechless.' Heck, its Diamonds will shut her up.-Aya...

Screw diamonds. Best friends are forever - Me! about my best friend, Aya-sama!

Well, that was a lot of fun, but I think it's time I logged off. The lines of text are starting to blur to form dirty limricks and communist propaganda.- Dont ask...I was tired...

I SHOULD HIT YOU WITH A LACROSS STICK!!-Me...for my own reasons

Oh yes, he's still evil. His mind is evil based. It's like paint, only instead of oil or water based, it's evil.-The narrator (Khazia) for Five Days. this one made me die laughing. and your right, im the living dead...no, better yet im a ghost! and i am now a ghost haunting this profile! MWAAHAHA!-a rock is thrown at the back of Hasame's head- the HECK?!
Gaara: oh. so you are alive.
Hasame: YOU JUST RUINED THE ENTIRE CONCEPT YOU CRETIN!

It's a good thing you can't read my mind- Hee hee...-grins murderously-

I'm smiling...that alone should scare you-...If anyone knows me personally, face to face, then that's self explanitory.

Dont interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!-...again, self explanitory.

I'm just one big f#&ing ray of sunshine, aren't I? - I got this from a profile and used it when my one guy friend asked me why i was so pissed. in an annoying way.

Oh crap, your going to try to cheer me up, aren't you?- in my head when i went to go see a student councillor about when my cat died.

One fore the money, two for the drugs, three for the-...You know what...let's just stay at two.-Gaara's pyro Raccoon's profile. I died when reading that. so funny...hehe hee...

Woohoo! The Fuzz!- Randal from Recess. Its just the way he said it it was hilarious.

-in a sing song voice- I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it- Jack Sparrow from POTC 2. gotta love him and his constant drunken appearence

"Beware flying chairs." "What?" SMACK! - just something my friend Evan thought up of as a chair nearly fell on me -cough-chair was on a desk, my height equalling me being smacked by a chair-cough-

Shoot it with the stick!- my little brother while playing Halo 2 with my other friends

I have albino black hair!-Maggie from work!

I am NOT crying!-Loz...lol

Don't cry, Loz- Yazoo in Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

Evaporate, tall person!-Sharpey in High School Musical

Nothing good ever comes after 'we have to talk' - me..again lol.

I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy - Lyrics from a Bare Naked ladies song, which I cant remember...

Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away? - Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2

Wax Picky!-Leslie, my supervisor at Tim Horton's. She had trouble saying 'waxy paper'

Don't touch my dirt- Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 2

I saw this amazing Chinese resurant run by a Greek downtown...-Roger from I dream of Geanie

If your walking on thin ice, you might as well dance-YamiKitsuneKami's homepage

The printer is having its period leave it the hell alone! -Yami KistuneKami's homepage again.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem.- somewhere...cant remember tho...

I hate my teacher! First she said 5+5 equals 10, the 4+6, then 7+3! Why cant she make up her mind?-my little brother in 3 grade

I shall call him squishy, he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy- my nickname for my friend Shane...hes always gonna hate me for that.

I SHALL BE THE FALLING PAJAMA GIRL! WHEEE! - after I read The D Files by Atari...who i am now insane because of her randomness in Sour Skittles and I fell on the floor.

ACK! THE CONTACTS! THEY BUUUURRN!-the day i decided to try contacts after breaking my stupid glasses the third time that month.

No no no, your doing it wrong. you have to turn it THIS way.-My best friend trying to fit a basketball into my locker.

RAMEN! ramen ramen ramen ramen...wait...what is ramen anyway?- Me, after watching the first Naruto episode.

Ok, wait. If Gaara hates everyone, and kills everyone, why does he have a kenji that means love? that filthy HYPOCRITE! Im sorry Gaara! I didnt mean it! im really sorry...-Me after finally finding out what the japanese character on Gaara's forehead meant.

If this is a Canadian flag, why does the tag say 'Made in China'?-Me seeing the tag on my mini flag for Canada day

But...what about the Rum? -Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribian.

BURN!-Kankuro...from one of my fan fics

My Wall of Fame

-Noah (My bestest guy friend who read my whole profile page and did not go insane. he is in Tricked into Meeting, just so u know)

-Lee-All-The-Way(for reading and reviewing each chapter for about 5 stories or more, in one day. CONGRATULATE HER!)

-BloodyOracle

-R i d 3 rShe is my muse people. Her and...about a few other friends.

-MistakesIMake She read the whole page and said it pwned!

-Dei-dei-chan and Sasori-san for making my first time at Anime North very...how shall I say it...memorable.

-MasterMenthe Read the entire profile! and songs! wootness!

- ELIE101 read my entire profile, found it funny, and she also commented on my life story, and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. rofl. But hoenstly, she is a very nice girl.

Artwork

I just found out that Chronicles of an insane Child actually inspired someone! Here is the artwork!

Inspired - by robotmama

Random Quiz i found on Hericena's page
(to be redone once i get my ipod...)

1. How does the world see me?

2. Will I have a happy life?

3. What do people really think of me?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

5. How can I make others happy?

6. How can I make myself happy?

7. What should I do with my life?

8. Will I ever have children?

9. What is some good advice for me?

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

12. What song will play at my funeral?

13. What type of men/women do you like?

14. What is my day going to be like?

15. Why am I here?

16. What will people remember me for?

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

19. What will this year be all about?

~sand and kisses~

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Ten years in Sand Country by YamiKitsuneKami reviews
Complete Slight AU Being a diplomat isn't what its cut out to be; being framed for attempted murder, chased by a crazy sannin, not to mention that the Shukaku container is trying to kill her. How can life be so difficult? Gaara X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,925 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Selidas by 999Shikaku999 reviews
Sakura was always the weak one. Then she became Tsunade’s apprentice and grew stronger. Her life takes a whole new turn when an ancient necklace calls out to her. But just what kind of secrets does this necklace hold...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Erased by Paprika012345 reviews
Five years have passed since the end of When Reality Becomes Blurred. Mika, Seyann, and Michelle are all settled into life in Naruto's worldthey all have their own life. However events are swiftly approaching that will change their lives forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,216 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Gaara
To The End by Kir Sirin reviews
“I could never kill you.” BatmanxJoker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Heroes of the West by Wandering Wonderer reviews
WILD WEST story. Naruto and Gaara, two best friends, are passing through a town, when events force them to stay. Guns, love and annoying priests...a new kind of Naruto story. Fanart available, link available in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Gaara and the Rain by theladyofthekastle reviews
Sunagakure is holding a Masquerade, and it's Kazekage, a redheaded, teal eyed spectrum by the name of Gaara, is hosting it. Hinata Hyuuga was invited to the Masquerade as Gaara's Hostess, as he remembered her shyness. Can she find his heart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,594 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara
Secrets, secrets are no fun by Rixxan reviews
Deidara never should have blown the hole in that wall... now that it's 50 chapters in... the first few chapters suck please forgive them
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Surviving the bet by 999Shikaku999 reviews
The bet was that she wouldn’t be able to survive in one of the roughest neighbourhoods for six months on her own. Now it’s up to her to prove everyone wrong. And just who does this Gaara think he is anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Gaara
I'm not Gay Damn it! by LovingTheOgre reviews
Little sasuke over hears his parents talk about his big brother. Itachi's not happy...I'M NOT GAY! Is somthing that he is going to say a lot as he learn his sexuality is always the topic of conversation. R And R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Itachi U.
A Dance With A Sandman by Black Roses666 reviews
He was a demon of sand she was an outcast of Mist. He was hated yet feared she was loved yet alone. Most of all, she was a dancer he a demon. Full summary Inside. GaaOC GaaraOC GaaraxOC COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,496 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Gaara - Complete
The Rise and Fall by Siy reviews
Itachi's mission is to capture Haruno Sakura to lure the traitor away from Orochimaru. But Itachi had never counted on that the kunoichi was so fierce, stubborn, but most of all, addictive. His rival Sasori also shows interest in her..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Odd conversation by Aki-sensei reviews
Odd conversations between brothers, I'll apologize for my delay...SORRY
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CHAOS! by sakurachn reviews
Hey! Thanks for the help guys! Chappie 24 up. Hidden feelings always come out in the end. But not always are they mutual... is this one of those cases? Maybe, maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Given the Chance by sugardandy reviews
GaaraOC Lemon Gaara couldn't understand why she was so different. What happens if someday someone really wants to get close to you, what if they want to be your friend, maybe more? If you can only love yourself could you ever return anyone else’s?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 125,371 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara Discovers Easter by Dilly-Oh reviews
Uhoh! Tragedy strikes the Sand Siblings as Kankuro get injured and cannot perform his duties as the Easter Bunny! Now Gaara must take his place and hand out candy to the children! Will he survive this horrible excursion or be ripped apart? Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Teacher by shrimpeater reviews
What happens when Envy, Greed and Wrath get caught by the millitary and get counseling from a human woman....chaos.....and dissections.....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,861 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Envy, Greed - Complete
My Master, My Slave by major-motoko007 reviews
Sakura is Gaara's personal maid or should I say slave...GaaSaku of course
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Gaara Gets Meds by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Elevator by EvilerThanYou reviews
Gaara and Sasuke get on an elevator. No yoai A bunch of women get on. The elevator gets broken. I suck at summeries. OOCNESS. BEWARE. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Raccoon And The Dog ::A Gaara Story:: by XAddicted2HakuX reviews
A funny romance about Gaara and a girl Named Akane. She is witty, loud, and funny. Everything Gaara's not... She then becomes his assistant. Can they last without killing eachother?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Gaara
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
With A Big Red Bow by Paprika012345 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Sakura's leaving a letter for Santawith a request that is quite different from her normal wish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Rain by Azul Luna reviews
Rated T just to make sure. Neji and Tenten have always been friends, until one kiss changed everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Anything I say by YonderB reviews
Oneshot. Shikamaru wants to ask Temari out for valentines day, and asks Gaara for some help. Gaara says that he'll do it, but, only if Shikamaru does . anything. he. says. ShikaTema. Crack. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Check The Job Description by Bloodthirstydemon reviews
Gaara muses over recent and past events after becoming the Kazekage. The girls of Suna just want to see their Gaarasama, and Temari and Kankuro really begin to enjoy their elder status in the family. By picking on the baby brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Wish: The Beginning by NotKim reviews
Rage Alix, a Shinobi from Azure, is sent on a mission with her two best friends. Alix thinks she’s alone, but when she meets new friends, and the Kazekage himself, her perspective changes. Death, love and betrayal always revolved around her.Can Gaara help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,502 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Imaginary Friend by blackXheart reviews
AU: What if Sakura's imaginary friend, wasn't so imaginary? GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Enter Mika by NarutosMego reviews
The story of a young girl ninja who is learning to love life and some of the people in it. It's a sad, romantic, comedy. Can she cope with her terrible past and the rest of her life AND find time to keep a relationship? Read, reveiw, and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Your Future by Fly Away 2003 reviews
You, Gaara, and a dark alley. Sounds wierd? That's because it is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Cherry Blossoms in the Desert by Koloro reviews
It's SakuraGaara. Um... Gaara meets Sakura, Sasuke no likey, and umm... weird chaos.:D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Walk in the Park by SimplySarah1221 reviews
Gaara takes a walk in the park. Language..since this is GAARA'S mind we're talking about Basically, it's his thought while taking a walk, perscribed by the doctor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Camp Hell by MissMelody21 reviews
Hinata Hyuuga is going to camp. She knows no one there and is worried that everybody will think she's a weirdo, but what she doesn't know is the she's probably the normalest there. HinataGaara and others. M for langued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Dignity Is For Idiots by Cella N reviews
Death would be too pleasant for Kankuro. GAARA. TEMARI. KANKURO. Morale of the day: never make a bet with a guy who paints his face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Deidara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The slightlyover due continuation of the exciting and thrill filled 30 Ways series!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Torture Room by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Sakura was assigned to be Sasuke's interrogator, since physical torture wouldn't work on him. Only problem is, she doesn't know who would break first. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
When Reality Becomes Blurred by Paprika012345 reviews
When reality becomes blurred...amazing things can happen. Take Mika for example when reality blurred...she became a shinobi. GaaraOC, KakashiOC, NejiOC, SakuraSasuke, NarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,187 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Last Rhapsody by Kotoko reviews
Suspended.Tsunade ordered Sakura to accompany Gaara,Temari and Kankuro back to suna. Gaara was chased by the hidden sound village's shinobis. Sasuke is one of the shinobis. Sakura still love Sasuke. What will happen next? GaaXSaku. My new obsession
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
The mini adventures of the small elric brothers by cutemonic fox reviews
Watch ed,al,and even envy! get into mischief and trouble but at the sametime make you laugh your ass off as you see them find out things their weren't intended to know as kids and watch them fight continuesly over the stupidest things
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Full Metal Alchemist Online by Plain Berry reviews
Title says it all. Warning: if stupidity and randomness were a genre then this story would be under it. Oneshot. Please review, but no flames! Very OOC. Don't take it serious! Rated because of safety even though it's not that bad
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
The Bloorthog Seven Deadly Sins Game by RiddlePanda reviews
A story based on actual events. Envy gets the gang to play his new game one Bloorthog.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Envy - Complete
I Promise by YumiDarkness reviews
When Gaara was little he met a girl. Not any girl a demon girl. She had to leave because she had gotton to close to Gaara. Now years later during the Chunin Exams they meet again. Will they fall for eachother over again? GaaraXOC Chapter 5 rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Gaara
Sand and kisses by 999Shikaku999 reviews
You were all by yourself, staring up at a dark grey sky. And I was changed. It was then that I realized that forever was in your eyes... The moment I saw you cry. Complete
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara, Myself , And I by CherrysBlossom reviews
A girl with a bad past appears before the Sand Siblings! This mysterious girl is not human, but half neko half? She also has merciless Kanjii letters like Gaara! They are more alike than they know. Gaa's bday GaaraXSunaki Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Gaara
You Prank Me, I Prank You! by Xx.Hikari The Light.xX reviews
What do you do when someone pulls a prank on you? You prank them back of course! So what happens when the Flame and Full Metal Alchemist start playing seemingly ‘harmless’ pranks on one another? Will chaos ensue?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Sour Skittles by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
What happens when random charcters are thrown into a shack and can't escape. Warning: This story could kill with it's randomness. You have been warned... go to chapter one for the full title! BONUS CHAPTER 10 UP!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Iruka's Really Bad Day by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Some days stink... Some days suck... and some are just plain STUPID!No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Donuts and Musing by Aurifex reviews
Envy's thinking and eating donuts....basically pointless Envy drabble, no pairings. x3 Rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Envy - Complete
Answering Machines! This month:GAARA! by Neji-kun-naruto reviews
CRACK! Let see what happens when we enter the answering machine of the NARUTO characters! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Gaara - Complete
What Am I Fighting For? by Fiones reviews
Alice ponders what she is really fighting for and whether it’s really worth it.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Ghost by sharingank reviews
Sakura enjoyed watching him while he slept. GaaraSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Toys in the Attic by Kassidy Bell reviews
What would it be like if Alice had a normal childhood. If her parents hadn't died...What if it's all been a cruel dream? Have fun with this and please review. I have indeed writen the third and final chapter to this...please be patient as I post it soon.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 11/1/2001
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The Chronicles of the Mentally Unstable reviews
Continuation of Chronicles of an Insane Child. It had 270 chapters, I needed to create a new one so people weren't overwhelmed. Welcome to the second.....story...thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara
The Chronicals Of an Insane Child reviews
thought I'd update this Journal-esque entries based on the lifestyle of the author. LOOSELY based. But still based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 271 - Words: 349,070 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara
Just Testing You reviews
To those who love is known, the world is beautiful. But unto those in which it is alien and unknown, they have much to learn. Gaara X OC rated T for later language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Little Mishaps of Three Extraordinary Men reviews
Alright. Crack road ahead. This is based off the ideas of our adventures with two of my friends at ANIME NORTH who were Deidara and Sasori, hence, this story arose. I was Gaara and we had fun. but this it what we plan to do at Northern Anime Festival.....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Gaara, Sasori
A Thousand Years reviews
Six years after she left, Hasame has now learned to adapt to her new life with her mother, brother and sister in law and her new niece. But something happens that leaves her devastated. Sequel to Tricked into Meeting. T for langauge, as always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Gaara
To All Their Own reviews
[One shot]Summary inside. A sweet moment between Hasame and Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
Tricked into Meeting reviews
A group of friends on halloween go trick or treating and come across a strange house...sound familiar? Here's a twist. WTF? Wheres Canada? IT'S SUNA! T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Why me? reviews
Somthing....unusual happens at the Akatsuki. A strange girl makes an unexpected appearence and changes our famous blonde's life into madness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Deidara
Nothing Much Happens reviews
[One shot] Shikamaru is doing his usual business: cloud watching and daydreaming. When he sees someone...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Twister reviews
[One shot]A DEADLY GAME OF TWISTER! EVERYONE IS COMEPLETELY OOC! GOT IT! and check the second chapter, for a SNEAK PREVIEW OF A PREQUEL! HAHAHA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Lullaby for a Stormy Night reviews
[One shot]When a babysitter comes to the Kazekage's place to watch over his children. A mix of ramen and thunderstorms. first SONGFIC!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Alarm clock reviews
[One shot]what happens when Gaara sleeps GaaraXOC becuz i suck at trying to keep BOTH characters in original actions or w.e
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Voices through the leaves reviews
Once more, an EnvyXOC. This is after, Whispers in the trees. So, read that, then this, ok?Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Envy - Complete
Science lesson reviews
[One shot]Eh heh, after the meeting of Envy at lunch time, Hasame's mind starts to wander about a certain green haired palm tree. Difficulty choosing who the character would be, so its Envy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Envy - Complete
Two Homunculi in a Kitchen reviews
[One shot]he heh...ok, this is funny. It's with Greed and Hasame.me rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Greed - Complete
FMA Meets Naruto reviews
[One shot]Hilarious one shot I thought of at one in the morning and after i got huigh on Febreze once again, HasameXEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Envy - Complete
Envious is as red as her hair reviews
[One shot]How Envy and Hasame met. One of possibly many more to come. EnvyXOC Some swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Envy - Complete
Treasures reviews
[One shot. dont know if this sould be considered a drabble]A cute story with Al in human form. AlXOC one shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Whispers in the trees reviews
[One shot]Searching for your loved one is never easy, but what if they were right above you? EnvyXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Envy - Complete
A Love Buried in Sand reviews
So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating...Waiting is the hardest task anyone has endured GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Gaara - Complete
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