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Joined 05-26-06, id: 1054111, Profile Updated: 09-10-16
Author has written 19 stories for Redwall, Fairy Tales, and Bible.

Not All Surprises Are Pleasant: (AKA: Nasap) This one is a Fairy Tale with a plot of my own invention, though many other fairy tales are mentioned near the end. Rewritten under the name "Lesser of Two."

Comes Before The Fall: This is a change of pace from Nasap. It's actually a stand-alone prequel about Nre's parents (Gloria and Thomas) and Carvin's father (Jared) that I was co-authoring with Cimh.

Judging a Book: This is a sequel to Nasap, following the adventure of Carvin and Nre's eldest daughter, Lilliana, who is a bookworm of the most stubborn nature. She finds a book she must read and, well... Not all books should be read.

I Do, But That's It: A story about loving who you're with, even if it's not who you'd choose. ('Pename here' drew a portrait of Roddy! Take a look.)

Lesser of Two: Just what no one was looking for — a rewrite of Nasap! A revamp of the old story with 3-dimensional characters and some slight plot revisions, though I tried to stay true to the original story.

Two Kidnappings and an Almost Murder: Written for the ACA 2011 ficathon, this is a story about a princess, a prince, a witch, and a servant named Earl. It's based on Sleeping Beauty and, of course, the prompt I was given by Delia Anole. The book cover is a beautiful image I found on Flickr. The shoot is lovely, so if you like this image, check out the rest! Many thanks to the photog for letting me use the photo. :-)

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Incalescent by FebruarySong reviews
When Lisbet and her brother accidentally discovered dangerous information about the Emperor, they fled from Coruscant to distant Tatooine to escape being found out. Lisbet thinks that her life is over on the barren planet, until she meets a stranger who lives in the Jundland Waste - and she learns that maybe Tatooine is a place for beginnings, too. Post-RotS, Obi-Wan/OC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,389 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Obi-Wan K., OC
Affection and Affectation by ElvishKiwis Venerated Ancestor reviews
How did Eleanor and Henry Tilney become such charming, unaffected gentlefolk when their Paternal influence was so strongly to the contrary? This story is an opportunity to meet Mrs Emily Tilney and see alternative influences at work. Rated T for psychologically disturbing scenes.
Northanger Abbey - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013
Paper Faces by FaylinnNorse reviews
He was supposed to be the conquering hero. She was supposed to become the best fire dancer alive. Things are not always as they seem. Cinderella, retold.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,803 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009
against the current by FaylinnNorse reviews
A story about the rescue of a fairy godmother.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
The Guardian by acacia59601 reviews
Peter is at university and trying to balance the memories and effects of his life as High King with his life in England. Making this more difficult is the fact the woman he is falling in love with constantly brings out the High King in him. REPOSTED 12/08
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,703 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Tales from the Silver Forest by annegirl1324 reviews
A collection of semi-connected fairy tale retellings written in November and December 2008.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,082 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008
Golden Sands by FaylinnNorse reviews
In Arabia, a deadly plague sweeps the land. The Forty Thieves search for a cure as they are hunted by the Royal Guard. Xavia was just a princess from a far away land, visiting a family friend, but will the wildness of the golden sand overwhelm her?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,593 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
The Fifth Commandment by ElvishKiwis Venerated Ancestor reviews
A young man struggles to express his devotion to God through the corrupt religious system of his day, while still being true to his own conscience which calls him to honour his father and mother -no matter the cost. Inspired by and based on Mark 7:1-23
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Flylight by Ariel32 reviews
A step onto a carpet in midair is much bigger than it seems.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A Soldier at His Own Expense by Lobuck reviews
Faidn has settled back into normal life after 'Not All Surprises Are Pleasant', but is once again dragged into adventure by a man with ill intentions. Both Faidn and his father have something to learn if the villain is to be outwitted. Billios approved!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
The Tales to Fill the Night by FaylinnNorse reviews
The desert told her stories. Or perhaps it was just that she knew how to see them, catching on to the way they were hidden, in every intricate pattern of the sand dunes, every sway in a horse's back, every bright-colored bird. 3-shot, 1001 Arabian Nights
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The True Tale as Told by Manikin by Melchinafan reviews
The story of Rumpelstiltskin, twisted into a more psychological trip.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Shannaye by Crayola Color Sky reviews
Shannaye is a meek and timid girl, who rarely shows her tough side with anybody but her younger siblings. She doesn't care for company, only wishes to be alone. Can she deal with whatever might come at her, just as her parents did?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,165 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Once Upon a Frozen Lasagna by roxmysox55 reviews
Cyndi was just a normal girl with aspirations to be a chef living with her caterer father her mother joined the Peace Corps. But then he married that sort of creepy German lady. And things just went downhill from there. Cinderella Retelling.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Fairy Tale Reality Check by trixyflixy reviews
A poem about a modern girl caught in a fairy tale world
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Yew and the Sea by Lady Altair reviews
A witch cursed to always be abandoned by those she loves, a vengeful Sea, an errant young man, and a shipwrecked prince. A 'write your own fairytale' assignment for my Fairytales as Literature module.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Dumbledore Always was Fond of Socks by Pename here reviews
Dumbledore's still alive? and as... socks! cliche' author insertion, derisive laughing encouraged.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Promised Seed by Lady L'Rae reviews
A dramatization of the Gospel. Everything I write is based on the events described in the Bible, but if it's not in God's word, don't take it as truth. And please, if there are any contradictions please comment and tell me. I want to stick to the Bible.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007
No Such Happy Ending by Prince Fire and Music reviews
A servant girl and an unattainable prince. A highschool outcast and a beauty he cannot have. This story has many many interpretations. When you read it you will find your own. Rated T for mature elements. My first oneshot! Please be kind!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Barefoot by Sirenic Griffin reviews
A man destined to become the finest Emperor of Alacia is forced by both his father and destiny to choose his wife at a ball and meets a soulmate. [Traditional Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty]
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Ashleg Chronicles by Clouded Horizon reviews
The ongoing tale of Ashleg, the pine marten. Of his fight for acceptance in Noonvale, the war with the terrifying horde of the Owlrider, and most of all Ashleg's journey to accepting himself. COMPLETE!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
It's A Frog's Life by The knights who until recently said Ni reviews
What's so bad about being a frog? The frog prince from the view of an unsuspecting frog.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
The Other Girls by FaylinnNorse reviews
At every ball there's a girl who stands out in the crowd. Then there are the other girls, in the background, who don't have perfect fairytale lives. [oneshot]
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
The Christmas Bluebird by Backroads reviews
What chance does a poor carpenter have to win the hand of a princess? My retelling of the holiday story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
A Prince a Horse and an Adventure by Bingo7 reviews
You always hear about these poor princesses having to marry this unknown prince. What about the poor princes that have to marry some unknown princess? Ok, so I did know Princess Anastasia, but that just makes it worse.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,083 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
A Watery Tale by FaylinnNorse reviews
Darya woke up by the sea, one day, with no memory of her past. Will she ever find out who she really is? R&R please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Three Simple Gifts by Proud Titania reviews
Cinderella, only better! What if there was no fairy godmother and the magic of the story doesn't just lie in a beautiful dress and glass slippers? A classic tale for those who believe in magic...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
The King, The Prince, and the Minnesota Girl by renaissancegirl23 reviews
Aragorn and Legolas come to my house they try to adjust to life in 2005, and I try to fight off fangirls. Please R and R! This story is now COMPLETE! Please don't hate the ending.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Raven by ladymouse25 reviews
A retelling combining the Grimm Brother's tales 'Hansel and Gretel' and 'The Old Woman in the Wood' A raven encounters two siblings lost in the woods after having been on a journey with an evil stepmother, he decides to confront the boy and hear his story
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,973 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Four Redwall Parodies by saber-otter reviews
Another parody added after more than a year of silence! Now in addition to your standard Redwall, Salamandastron, and Slave Parodies, prepare to watch the Revenge Tale be mocked as well!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004
Behold the Serpent by Mira Spiegel reviews
This is a look at the crucifixtion through Satan's perspective. Please Read and Review.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005
Faces by Elanor Joy reviews
He saw your life and thought it was precious. It was worth the price. You were worth the price. You were worth all the pain. A oneshot ficlet about what I think might have gone on in Jesus' mind before he died.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
A Spinner's Tale by Philippa reviews
Modern Myth. Reluctant Romance. Preposterous Plot. Happy ending included.COMPLETE
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Redwall Defense Guide by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Aka, How to Save the Blinkin' Abbey...AGAIN! A guide on how to PROPERLY defend Redwall Abbey!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Elenath by emi-kins reviews
An Elf-babe is abandoned in our world, through a magical gate, to be raised by a human woman. This is the story of her return to her true home. ***COMPLETE***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 69,788 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/20/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Legolas - Complete
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Two Kidnappings and an Almost Murder reviews
The princess of Folall was cursed to be pricked by a spindle and die on her 16th birthday, but when the witch's kidnapping plot goes awry and the prince charming begins to chase after them, the villain finds herself in an unexpected adventure of her own. (Photo credit on profile)
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,063 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 7/14/2011
One Touch reviews
A human has managed to stake her claim and stand her ground on a ship of the undead, through of a bond of loyalty and love. But even the strongest bonds can be broken with a single touch. Story for the ACA Forum's annual Ficathon (2013).
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013
Lesser of Two reviews
Arranged marriage, kidnapping, intrigue, and magic. It's Nasap the way you wished it would have been! Join the revamped cast of characters as they troop all over Ladyra on a wild-goose-chase for their very lives.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,911 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Judging A Book reviews
Lilliana is an avid reader who loves to escape her stuffy routine by freeing her mind in tales of lands far away. One day, she finds a book too good to put down, and gets perhaps more than she bargained for. :Sequel to Not All Surprises Are Pleasant:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,690 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Strangled Ebb reviews
First person one-shot retelling of The Little Mermaid, written for Elki.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Joslyn reviews
A look at redemption, through the guise of a fairy tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Comes Before the Fall reviews
COMPLETE: A stand alone prequel to Not All Surprises Are Pleasant, with some guest writing from Cimh. See Gloria, Jared Tiroe, and Thomas as kids: an adventurous, competitive girl with her best friend, and a gorgeous, arrogant prince.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Daggers and Peas reviews
The Princess and the Pea is such a bizarre story, even in the realm of Fairy Tales. Why a pea? Aren't there more useful things to notice than vegetables?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Blooper Reel reviews
The blooper reel to my story, "I Do, But That's It." Includes extra scenes from after the story, deleted scenes from within the story, AU scenes that may or may not happen, and a few chapters that make fun of myself. It should serve amusing to read.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008
Scars' Barrow reviews
COMPLETE: A different look at eight fairy tales, incorporating the haunting underlying melody of a well known folk song.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
I Do, But That's It reviews
A story about two sets of lives which go directly opposite of Fairy Tale norm, and how the occupants survive without killing each other... :set in the land of Not All Surprises Are Pleasant:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,582 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Roderic's Birthday Party reviews
Set just after chapter 26 of I Do: Roderic is glum, so we throw him a surprise birthday party. That's basically all there is to say.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Somebody Spiked the Creek reviews
When a pompous, impatient, sharp tongued boy gets on the wrong side of a runny-nosed, gravelly voiced girl, bad things are bound to happen. :partial retelling of Brother and Sister, Billi style!:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Real People reviews
People say that the Bible is outdated and boring. This is what I see when I read the Bible. A series of oneshots portraying famous :or not so famous: scenes from the Bible in a different way than you might have thought of them before.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Highest Room, Tallest Tower reviews
A humorous recording of someone's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. It's supposed to be cheesy. Bring your own chips for free nachos! Read it and laugh.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Odds and Endings reviews
This is an extended epilogue to Not All Surprises Are Pleasant, to give you a better idea of how the characters returned to life AFTER the fairy tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007
Not All Surprises are Pleasant reviews
COMPLETE: A princess is unwillingly engaged to a duke's son, but no one except the king knows why. A kidnapping, struggle of heart, and many other things combine to make this tale not quite of the normal variety, though it sounds a little cliché to start
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,576 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Mary and Joseph :tentative title: reviews
COMPLETE: Mary slipped into bed, completely exhausted from her day of work. She fell instantly into sleep, and had a very weird dream, or so she thought. The dream, she realizes, is a startling reality that she has to face and find a way to tell Joseph.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Courage Strongpaw reviews
COMPLETE: Have you ever wondered where Mara came from? This is the story my imagination provided to answer that. It's rated T to be safe because of some violence.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete