Author has written 3 stories for High School Musical, and Hannah Montana.
Gabriella: do you remember in kindergarten how youd meet a kid - and know nothing about them then 10 seconds later, youd be playing with them like you were best friends : because you didnt have to be anybody : but yourself
Troy: thats traveling, thats really bad traveling
Sharpay: we need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between the tony award and towny hawk.
Ryan: Maybe were being punked, maybe were being filmed right now, MAYBE WE'LL GET TO MEET ASHTON
Basketball Team: g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b
Troy: Exclimation Point!
-High School Musical
Lilly: but the mall has cute clothes
Miley: but thebeach has cute boys
Lilly: TO THE BEACH!
Miley: What if one friend loved another friend, but didn't get loved back? Then things would get all weird and uncomfortable and the friends couldn't be friends anymore. and there's nothing more important then our friendship Oliver.
Oliver: Oh man you love me!
Lilly, Miley: Eeww! No!
Miley: I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you!
Oliver: That's a relief, because, your my buddy, I think Hannah and you could wind up being close friends
Lilly: Closer than you think
Miley gives her a mean look
Oliver: Great! Once Hannah and I are together we'll have you over for some Su-shi Yeah!
Lilly: He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just make him think that half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.
(Oliver thinks for a while)
Oliver: I never understand chick math
Miley: This is what an actual Hannah Montana concert looks like.
Josh: You mean you've never been to one?
Miley: Well, I've tried. But somehow I've always been busy doing something...else.
Miley: Im sorry you had to see that berry.
Lilly: Berry the bear?
Miley: I was 3 and im not changing his name now that would just confuse him.
Jackson: (having the orange act like Miley) Hi I'm Miley Steward Hehehe.
(with the apple as him) And I'm her brother Jackson, and we snuck out to the movies last night and saw that you were on a date with our father. Now why are we telling you this? Having some insane desire to want to get caught and be grounded for the rest of our natural lives!
Miley: How come you always get to be the apple?
Miley: (about Josh) He's coming up on the walk. He is so cute, but we've to be calm, just be calm.
Robbie: Honey, if I was any calmer, I'd be dead.
Miley: Hey, Dad, big favor. Don't try to be funny with Josh, 'cause you ain't funny.
Robbie: I don't know, I crack myself up all the time. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop. Ha!
Miley: Daddy, please, I'm begging you. Don't talk!
Miley: This is so frustrating. I spent all day yesterday trying to make Josh like Hannah Montana.
Oliver: How'd it go?
Miley: It went really well. He loves Hannah Montana now, and we're getting married. How do you think it went, you doughnut!
Oliver: I'm going to go with not so well.
Lilly: Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner!
Lola, I can't remember anything! What am I gonna do?
Lola: Don't worry. I've got your back. (holds up cue cards)
Hannah: Oh, cue cards. Great idea. What if I forget how to read!
Lola: Get a grip. This is the life. Hold on tight. This is the dream, it's all you need.
Hannah: Hey, you're right. You know, that's great advice.
Lola: What advice? Those are the lyrics to your song!
Hannah: Of course they are! I'm not nervous. I'm good.
Stage Manager: Places, Miss Montana.
Hannah: (to Lola) Help me!
Lola: I will! Just remember, keep your eyes on me.
Hannah: Right. What song is that from?
Lola: That's not a song, that was the advice! Oh, boy!
Miley: (about Josh) He said it was the worst date of his life? Really?
Lilly: I'm sorry.
Miley: Did he say anything else?
Oliver: He also said Hannah Montana stinks, but we decided to leave that out. I mean, why hurt you anymore than you already are.
Lilly: Leave, now.
Oliver: The rap was interesting.
- Hannah Montana
London: Maddie? On a quiz show? Please! She thinks a polygon means her parrot is missing. She thinks an Equador is how you get in an Equa. She thinks the Nutcracker Suite is the nicest suite in the Nutcracker hotel. She thinks-
Maddie: Are you trying to insult me?
London: I rest my case.
Maddie: I'm telling you, there's something troubling her phsycologicly
London: There's nothing wrong with my life!
Maddie: Then what's wrong?
London: I CAN'T SLEEP!
Maddie: WELL NOW I CAN'T HEAR!
Estabon: NEITHER CAN I!
Moesby: NO YELLING IN THE LOBBY!
London:"Oh don't u uh-huh my nuh-huh!"
Serge- so when do you guys jump in your jammies and go sleepy-bye
Zack- when we were five
Cody- now we wait till its darky-poo
- The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody
Austin: you need a wax
Sam: excuse me?
Austin: laughs i meant the car
Austin: Sam! Okay, I know you think I'm just some...
Austin: Okay, just listen.
Sam: No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn't come here to yell at you, okay? I know what it feels like to be afraid to show who you are. I was. But not anymore. And the thing is, I don't care what people think about me... because I believe in myself. And I know that things are gonna be okay. But even though I have no family, and no job, and no money for college... it's you that I feel sorry for.
David: Heads up! Yo, five minutes.
Austin: I'm coming!
Sam: I know that guy that sent those emails is somewhere inside of you, but, I can't wait for him... because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
Sams Dad: never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game
-A Cinderella Story
Jean Hamilton: Give us a word with tic in it.
Holly Hamilton: Fine, tragic.
Jean Hamilton: Fantastic.
Holly Hamilton: Pathetic. Ecstatic.
Jean Hamilton: Thank you.
Holly Hamilton: Sarcastic.
Jean Hamilton: Psychotic.
Holly Hamilton: It's genetic.
Adam Forrest: It's like all of the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who diappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted; suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this.
- The perfect man
Elizabeth James: after Hallie as Annie reveals the truth You're not Annie?
Hallie as Annie: That would be correct.
Elizabeth James: You're Hallie?
Hallie as Annie: I am. Annie and I met at the camp and, and we decided to switch places. I'm sorry, but I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad so, so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you're not mad because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie.
Elizabeth James: Oh darling, I've loved you your whole life.
Martin, the James' Butler: sobbing I've never been so happy in my entire life.
Annie Hallie is getting ready to cut Annie's hair Don't shut YOUR eyes!
Hallie: Sorry, I'm just a little nervous!
Annie: YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!
Annie as Hallie: after a discussion about how Annie as Hallie seems different to Chessy Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
Chessy: OK, boy if I didn't know any better I'd say it's almost like you were... forget it, it's impossible.
Annie as Hallie: Almost if I were who, Chessy?
Chessy: Nobody, nobody, forget I mentioned it.
Annie as Hallie: Almost if I were, Annie?
Chessy: You know about Annie?
Annie as Hallie: I am Annie.
-The Parent Trap
High School Musical, Cow Belles, Read It And Weep, The Parent Trap, The Lizzie McGuire Movie,A Cinderella Story, The Perfect Man, Beauty and the Beast, The Blades of Glory, How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days, 13 Going on 30, The Outsiders & so many more
Hannah Montana, Life With Derek, Full House, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody,Naturally Sadie, Gilmore Girls, Phil Of The Future, Lizzie McGuire, Falcon Beach, Made, Exposed, Beauty and the Geek Zoey 101& so many more
Hilary Duff (Why Not, Wake Up, What Dreams Are Made Of) DHT (Listen To Your Heart), All American Rejects (Move Along, My Paper Heart, Dirty Litlte, Secret), Hannah Montana (Who Said, I've Got Nerve, The Other Side Of Me, If We WereA Movie) Shakira (Hips Don't Lie) Jessica Sipson (A Public Affair) Martina McBride (In My Daughters Eye's) Songs From HSM(Breaking Free, When There Was Me And You, Bop To The Top, What I've Been Looking For, Stick To The Status Quote, and Getcha Head In The Game) other (Testify to Love, Free Fallin...) & SOOO MUCH MORE.. i love music!
Life With Derek&Naturally Sadie:
Lizzie McGuire&Zoey 101:
I MISS SUMMERLAND
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice there is no number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there acually was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.