The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Email after email...It only made Light sicker to look at them. Final notice. Past due. Expulsion threats. He knew going to one of the best schools in the country would be pricey, but that's what his scholarships were for, right? At least until they start running out. At least he'll have his internship...And his new employer. (UPDATES EVERY TUESDAY)

If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

AU. Magic isn't real. The Death Note is a program and Light is an android, built by Ryuk and illegally used by the Yagami family to replace their dead son. Light implements and runs this program to kill criminals, and L is out to catch him.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and JPLE, of course. Warnings for depictions of child abuse, war/battles, violence and spicy scenes in later chapters. Also overblown pranks and ridiculous humour!

Wammy's orphanage, during the time of its original students. And a new boy called Light Yagami.

Matsuda, a poor but happy go lucky American boy, is sent to England to be the tutor of a pair of brothers - Matt and Mello. However, Matsuda's mind begins to crack- is the house haunted by two lost lovers corrupting the children or is he going steadily insane? Loosely based off 'The Turn of the Screw.' Warnings:Mild slash, homophobia, religion, psychological horror.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

It never concerned L; it was just something he had to do to function. Stressful situations can call for strange remedies. It wasn't until Light Yagami intervened that L realized there could be better ways to cope... Warning! Self harm

Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.

In the original series, Severus could only ever see James in Harry. But what if something had been different? AU. fem!Harry. Snape mentors the child of Lily and James. And it is not like what he was expecting.

Harry heard voices in his head for as long as he could remember. They were his best friends. He'll tell them about the Dursleys...just not today. He'll do it overmorrow. (RAC fill)

Children are cruel. Chihiro never expected that to mean too much to her. But after returning from the spirit realm, she learns exactly how cruel children can be for a reason not even they themselves know. Chihiro is different, and to some, different can be a bad thing. When Chihiro is pushed to the edge, will she be able to pull back from it?

Somehow, Susie always knew in the back of her head that being Calvin's therapist would drive her crazy. Oneshot. Post-ending, Calvin and Susie all grown up. There also exists a podfic (audio) version.

Harry Potter has an imaginary friend who he spends most of his time with. He has also been living in a Psych ward for the past six years. How will the wizarding world take it when their savior talks to people that aren't there?

Harry finds Luna locked in a cupboard on the fourth of November 1994. Rescuing Luna leads to a much better year than either could have hoped for. Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, Molly, Ron and McGonagall. Lunar Harmony eventually.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.

Harry knew the Dark Lord was dangerous, he did; but it was just so much harder to find the name Voldemort scary after he found out it was an anagram and he just had to share that information.

"He would follow the boy to the ends of the earth in every cycle of time, if he could. So he does." (Fixed code.)

"Lawliet," Doctor Light Yagami said firmly, "There is no Mu. There is no Death Note. You're in a hospital – a mental hospital." AU/Alternative Ending.

At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually

The obligatory Hogwarts AU fic for the Bartimaeus fandom. When you mix four students from each of the houses, eight days of detention, and a narcissistic professor with a dark secret hidden up his sleeve what do you get? Chaos. And that's just the beginning. (Cover done by saucydrawing on tumblr)

"So. It's that time of year again." The time to interview people for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor has rolled around again, and Uraziel gets to deal with some, uh very unique individuals who are applying for the spot this year. (One shot based off of my Hogwarts AU; Bartimaeus and the Something of Something. Takes place the summer before that story starts)

Time Travel. A nasty business for Auror Harry Potter. A remedy against boredom for Tom Riddle. When two opposing forces collide, something new is created. HP/TR Oneshot

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Near has always been bullied by Mello. He doesn't know how to deal with it, so he takes it out on himself. Rated M for self-harm, suicide, language and later chapters. I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE If I did this would not be an anime suited for public television. (image isn't mine, btw. idk the artist)

Because I just love open-ended drabbles of an insane Harry, I give you… The Voice In My Head! – HPLV, sort of; I may add to this at some point, or maybe not – Set five years post DH; EWE - warning for strong language

This is just another one of those Nathaniel survives stories. BartxNat. Very OOC. This is my first story so give it a chance and if it sucks I'm sorry. read and review and I'll try and make it less sucky. thanks!

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Almost a year mourning his death and what do I find? The little prat isn't even dead! All that worry for what! And he didn't even have the nerve to tell me? I do believe its time for that revenge I'm always going on about... NatXBart

Being rejected can get anyone down in the dumps, L included. Needing to forget temporarily, he goes to indulge himself at a nearby bar. Stumbling out later, fuzzy-minded, he's found by two hazily familiar people, and he ends up spilling his story to them. The next morning is a very awkward awakening that leads L to re-evaluate his true feelings. Non-Death Note AU. LightxLxTwin!Kira

Little Harry lives in the cupboard under the stairs with his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon, and Cousin Dudley. He has a family and a nice, pretty home, and he is as happy as any little boy could be.

Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

When it comes to dating, being a corpse isn't usually a plus.

Ever wonder what Lily's boggart would be?

Hypothetical scenario in which the survival game was won by the Diary user who was five years old. 5th Reisuke one-shot.

AU. OOC. It's hard to even believe yourself when everyone around you thinks you're crazy. L gets kicked out of Whammy's house and moves into a large abandoned house in the English countryside. But what are those noises and the flashes of light he keeps seeing? Why won't Watari believe him? Light/L Supernatural.

When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?

On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna

MxM No matter how many times Mello abandons him, ignores him, breaks him, Matt can't help but desperately, hopelessly love him. Even in those sparse moments when Matt can see this love reciprocated, Mello always turns away...

Nothing happened. Nothing happens. Nothing will happen. ? L/Light/L

Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.

L Lawliet is captured by an old enemy he'd presumed to be locked away for life. Will he be killed, or will a bond blossom between the two? Rated M for violence, mature content, bondage, smut, etc. BBxL. In-progress.

aku kehilangan max. aku terlambat. — james/charlie.

Near has never been hungry.

Beyond Birthday has escaped from prison and now seeks revenge for his broken mind and lost childhood. BxL, rape, angst, yaoi... all the good stuff!

Sociopaths can emotionally attach to others, and feel badly when they hurt those individuals that they are attached to. Is L friend or foe? We enter Wammy's House in the sequel to Porcelain Fists. can be read separately. BBxL, AxBB.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

Everything Mikami does, it is for his God. Everything...

Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.

A story about when L and Beyond first met, at A's funeral, and how the violence and hatred in one night can spark a dependency on each other that lasts forever. BBxL.

B had always loved L to the point of obsession. But how would his idol react to his various murders? Well after locking BB up in prison L came by for a visit…a visit to his blood red star...slight LxB

Khaba has been inadvertently cruel, and Ammet wants something more from him. Oneshot: Khaba/Ammet, from the Ring of Solomon storyline. Edited as of 2/21 to take care of some typos.

A child is dead and it is all L's fault.

B chances upon a girl dying in an alley. T for gore.

You're going to die, hisses the red-eyed boy.

Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.

L has won and Light is now a useless blabbering idiot who can't do anything, so Misa decides to take L prisoner and get some revenge. Mind games, bondage and manipulation. Has L underestimated Misa, or has Misa underestimated L? A sick, twisted LxMisa.

Because Beyond Birthday hasn't always been a serial killer and L Lawliet hasn't always been so paranoid. Before they were the World's Greatest Criminal and Detective, they were just kids. Told in 50 sentences. BBxLL

AU, 19th century London. Murder and mayhem had always seemed to shadow their steps wherever they walked, but this time the bloody trail led a little too close to theirs. LightxL MelloxMatt

Um, the title is pretty self-explanatory... Rated T for cussing.

L and Light visit Wammy's House and chaos ensues! Basically a whole bundle of fluff... or would be if a certain mass murderer didn't have bagage named Misa and some rather disturbing supressed memories... Contains LXL MXM. And... Near...

AU. Light, Misa, and L are all in kindergarten. When L plays a small prank on Light, he wants revenge! Using Misa, Light turns all the kids against L. But L's not giving up so easily. An eye for an eye, my friend. An eye for an eye.

Everything for Matt changes when BB and Mello step into his life. Pranks, fights, and crossdressing follow, and in the end, Matt has to choose between the two geniuses. Tch, as if making references to Twilight wasn't bad enough.

She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.

Light Yagami is an ordinary straight A student with an adorable, lovable best friend named L Lawliet who he likes a little more than the average friend really. But a serial killer named Beyond Birthday also has his eyes on L. LightxL BBxL AUish No Kira

Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.

Discovering a new coven is never a good thing, but there's something strange about this one - and that's even worse. The vampires are closing in. The Hunt is on. Matt/Mello/Near, Light/L.

Crack? LxLight? MelloxMattxNear? Fluffiness and some humor? Of course not! ....Okay, maybe a little. -Randomness-

-B's POV- Nobody knew what the shop was called, nobody knew what was inside. It was only identified by the giant letter L. There was an eerie feel about it, as if nobody really understood its secrets. -AU ; ONESHOT-

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. We all know that B is obsessed with L, but how on earth can he express it? How can he write a love poem just 'perfect' for L? Oh, Beyond, you twisted man...

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

In which Mello and Matt do stuff that leads to a very awkward misunderstanding, Near discovers his masochistic tendencies, a riot breaks out among the children, a suspicious breakfast food is questioned and Rodger misses the old days. Matt x Mello x Near

Living with failure was never part of the plan.

Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

Upon recovering his memories of Kira, Raito has a terrible choice to make. What he does choose throws him into a realm of insanity and suddenly it's the God of the New World that needs the rescuing--and L is the only one who can help. LxRaito REPOSTED

L closed his eyes and listened to the bells...

Until the day I die, B will never let me go. Oneshot L POV, psychological abuse.

Beyond Birthday isn't the type to give up easily - and if at first you don't succeed... Set after the BB murder case - therefore riddled with spoilers for Another Note. Rated T for strong language and... well, would YOU trust B with your kids?

One night when the two are alone Near reminds Gevanni that not only is he an actual adult, rather than a child, but he's also very dangerous. Creepy Near, general weirdness. NearxGevanni pairing.

If you can't play the game...then you're just a loser. BB... Beyond Birthday... he was never dead. Now he rises once again to assert his superiourity over L. Based on Death Note: Another Note: LABB Murder Cases L is After Beyond Birthday

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

L has always hated mirrors... a fact of which BB is very, very aware. Oneshot.

Crackfic? No. Don't be ridiculous. This is a perfectly respectable collection of many oneshot, possibly twoshot, happenings at the Wammy House. Mello-mazing rants, Near-rific lethargy, and Matt-tastic nonsense guaranteed. Rated T for spunkiness.

In which L's unrequited love for Light has unexpected consequences for all. What will Light do when he realises L's true feelings? How will the world cope with an evil L? Strictly AU post episode 24. LxLight

A sad tale of love. Beyond Birthday x L. Rated M for sex, some profanity, and just general angst. Read and review, everyone!

Watari leaves a ten year old Beyond Birthday with a sixteen year old L Lawliet for the afternoon. What chaos will ensue? Rated T to be safe!

Sequel to These Halcyon Nights. L and B have worked together to capture Light. Foiled in his plans as Kira, Light is now 'kept' by L and B. He will never be allowed to leave. But L and B have much more interesting things planned for Light too. BBxLxLight

The Killer God has won his Utopia. Kira has the world in the palm of his bloodied hand, and he keeps his trophy chained up in his basement. Slash, darkfic, creepiness. Also DISCONTINUED, for all intents.

What if L had been there that night when Beyond had tried to end it all? What if L had done things differently then? What would their life be like before Kira arrived? Just who would be dominant... A 'snapshot' look at their relationship. Beyond x L

A rebel turned demon hunter treks across the world in pursuit of escaped hybrids. Now she must track down a spirit with a mysterious agenda, and nothing is as it seems.

What if Mello made a different choice in life when he and Near discovered L's death? MelloxNear. T for language and boys love. DISCONTINUED

Nathaniel lives, Kitty gets to play nurse, Bartimaeus is voice of reason/referee...haha, how much trouble can they get themselves into?

AU. What if all the Death Note characters went to middle school together? Well that is for you to find out.

Because of a chance meeting in a toy store, the Dursleys get the opportunity to utilise Harry's fame. Whereas they get more and more money to spend, he ends up living as a prisoner in his own house. AU, No Pairings, Translated by DracaDelirus THANK YOU!

He was always very much the weird one, the one no-one could ever understand. Genius can come from the strangest of beginnings, but not all genius has to be of the friendly sort. From his birth to his death, L always 'was' an antisocial brat.

Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.

Misa loves Light, even when she doesn't.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

Light, Matsuda, Misa, Matt, Mello and Near all attend the same high school. Light is the top student, he's comfortable in his spot though incredibly bored until a transfer student with a dark secret shows up to turn his world upside down.LightxL,MattxMell

L has to fill in for Roger and there are 4 orphans pissing him off. Mello, Matt, Near, and B have everything to gain. L has everything to lose.

Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.

Four years have passed since the Kira Case. Light Yagami is bored once again until he gets a call from Watari telling him L is in critical condition and that they need help to catch a killer. And what are these memories Light keeps having? BBXL LightXL

AU. Yaoi.BBxLight. Trying to get his degree in criminology, Light decides to interview a brilliant murderer by the name of Beyond Birthday every day for three months. “I will murder your conscience, Light... rape your future, and change your life."

Blessed is He who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy, and blessed are those who hear, and who keep what is written therein; for The Time is near..." KiraxL, LxLight, slight BxL.

L has noticed that Light is acting a little weird around him. Using his smarts, L realizes that his evil brother B must be the cause...which leads to an unfortunate showdown. Features B from Another Note and a really bizzare love triangle.

What happens when two fated people never meet?

A gothic romance of L Lawliet, Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami as the tales of serial murderers tangle on the streets of London, shrouded by the shadow of the single letter that started it all. COMPLETE.

I found a doll. But it's not a doll, it's a boy. But he looks like a doll and I want to collect him." Beyond Birthday x L

Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.

He should have gotten a restraining order, because people are supposed to fear their stalkers. Not fall in love with them. AU RaitoxMikami. Lemon. One-shot.

He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.

The adventures of Near's plushies that are all disturbingly dead-on likenesses of everyone he knows. Some are happy, some aren't, but all have plushies! 4th installment: 'Rester REALLY needs a vacation. B Plushie/Mello Plushie.'

AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.

When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.

A spell cast during the Christmas holidays of the marauders' sixth year at Hogwarts brings duplicates of James, Sirius, Remus and Peter from a parallel world into their own. Full summary inside. Slash. Please read and review.

Ptolemy belongs to Bartimaeus. BartimaeusXPtolemy

RaitoxL. They all looked a bit like him. The hair. The eyes. The skin. But they weren’t. No matter how much they resembled him…they could never, ever be him.

“Narcissus killed himself in order to reach himself, Beyond…” was all he said. Big spoilers for Another Note. BxL Mature themes.

[A parody of Eoin Colfer's 'The Wish List'] AU: Kitty is killed by the golem, and now she has to help someone on earth change their ways for the better in order to earn a place in heaven. Three guesses who…

A poem about how a prisoner might feel about Kira.

It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear

Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]

Amane Misa sometimes wonders how death tastes, and if it's anywhere near as bitter as heartache. Oneshot.

Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.

After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE

A Bartimaeus Trilogy ending. After Ptolemy's Gate. Nathaniel is in a coma after surviving Nouda. Kitty plans a way to help him...by summoning the djinni Bartimaeus once again inside Nat's body! Bartimaeus Trilogy belongs to Jonathan Stroud. READ & REVIEW!

Valentine's Day is a special holiday to all the Wammy's House children. But can Mello and Near both make the most out of such a day? oneshot MelloNear fluff

Chapter 9, About Beards and Dresses. Blackmail, crossdressing and some more dancing daisies. Raising Harry AU, RemusxSirius.

It's easy to see how she fell for him. Whenever Ginny’s tears fall onto the diary, whenever her handwriting becomes spiky and disjointed because she’s shaking too much to write clearly, Tom is there. Set CoS. TRGW. [oneshot].

A series of loosely connected oneshots set at Wammy's House, updated daily for the week before Christmas. Expect fluff and humor here! And Merry Christmas! MN, MM, LMN and whatever else I end up writing. Love you all!

Near's always twirling his hair, no matter what he's doing. Mello decides that he's going to find out why. MN oneshot

Upset that no one knows about Kira, Raito and Misa launch on an adventure through anime to kill off the criminals there as a method of spreading the message of Kira. oneshot crack

It was ironic, really, how his pursuit of righteousness had landed him here, where he had no place belonging. A tale of Mikami's faith in Kira. MikamixKira. spoilers for chapters in the 100's.

[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE

One night, Remus finds out the hard way just how desperately possessive Sirius is of him. However, the werewolf is willing to forgive even though Peter and James aren't. SLASH RLSB PPSS. Complete.

Peter Pettigrew makes one of the hardest decisions of his life.

While Kira and L battled in public, Raito and Ryuuzaki had wars in private, almost silent interactions.