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Joined 09-01-01, id: 105425, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
Author has written 28 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Batman.

Author and editor of Transformers adult fan fiction.

NAME: Phoenix (Phoenix13 on FFN, Ozphoenix other places). I'm one of the dorky original TF fans from the 1980's. Yes, I am old! :-) I'm blonde, blue-eyed, and have an Autobot symbol tattoo on the back of my left shoulder - if you're wondering how much it hurts to get a tat, it hardly hurt at all!

SEX: Female.

LOCATION: Sydney, Australia. Yes, I'm Aussie. Strewth!

FAVOURITE TF: Ultra Magnus. Let me say that again. ULTRA MAGNUS! I'm an addicted and loyal fangirl. No one gets between me and my Magnus, I'm hoping he's in the next movie. C'mon Mr Bay, don't you need another sexy Peterbilt called 'Ultra Magnus' in blue with silver flames? Yes? The Autobots need more heavy hitters! And Megatron would run away like a chicken on crack if he was confronted by both Optimus and Magnus... uh, maybe that would make the movie too short though... ;-)

NEWS

I'm also on Deviant Art too, pen name Ozphoenix13. I can't draw, so nothing there is mine, but there are some very sweet drawings by other talented artists in my favourites section.

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May 2010

A photo of my Autobot tattoo is now up on my Deviant Art page.

October 2010

I must say that I am increasingly disgusted by American doctors who refuse to issue a simple birth control script to American women unless they undergo several invasive (not to mention potentially painful) optional screening exams (I'll repeat that - optional, not mandatory!) which have NOTHING to do with how safe the pill is to take. What is happening to womens rights in America?? Informed consent and the right to say 'no' has been taken from you. You need to fight back if you have made an informed decision not to accept these exams. Good luck.

June 2011

I've had it with FFN continuously trying to control writers. Yet again they are threatening to remove stories which have sexually explicit content or have anything in them which could offend 'kiddies'. Well, last time I looked, I was an adult, and so are my readers. I'm bloody tired of seeing things dumbed down because 'children might read it'. Parents need to control their kids so the rest of us can live adult lives doing adult things. FFN bowing down to raging kiddie activists and deleting stories is disgustingly offensive. Even if I wasn't writing explicit stories, I would come to FFN to read adult stories - putting only so-called non-offensive stories up would make be totally disinterested in coming here. I think the same can be said for about 90% of readers of FFN.The world and the internet is for EVERYONE, not for just bloody kids and their bloody parents!!

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The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life. Edited and reposted August 2019
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,546 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,275 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 102,865 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
No Rhyme or Reason by steelcrash reviews
Logic dictates a reason for everything. Sometimes things happen with no valid explanation. Prowl is going to learn this the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Prowl, Springer
Precipitous by steelcrash reviews
A year after the events in Egypt, the Autobots learn Optimus Prime is no longer the only Prime. And that new Prime is having a hard time adjusting to his new circumstances.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 115,132 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Optimus Prime
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
A Moment Alone Between Friends by Historia70 reviews
Friendship pairing that turns into a triangle. Things happen in their duties in between the story to create more tension between all three of them along with any other Autobot for now. Who will she choose? Who is responsible for the creatures that destroyed the denizens on a planet that will soon reach Earth? Will someone please buy me a drink already. *Hiatus*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Marissa F., Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
A Slave to Love by MissCHSparkles reviews
Events happen differently in 'the search of Alpha Trion' and Elita One is made Megatron's slave. What designs does the Decepticon Warlord have on her and can she resist? Read on to find out, suggestions welcome. Shocking second last chapter now up, you're in for a surprise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 174,520 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Elita One, Megatron - Complete
Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 214,093 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
A Long Road by Merisel reviews
The Autobots' idyllic life on Earth comes to an end when Starscream returns with more Decepticons.AN This fic will contain occasional smut, violence, angst, character death, etc.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,101 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/2/2007
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Not So Innocent by plenoptic reviews
Optimus Prime's adventures with the luscious femmes who make up his royal harem. EXPLICIT, STICKY, SLASH, M FOR GOOD REASON, ETC! Now includes a free plotline!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Herald by Ialesthrumov reviews
Don't try to dodge the proverbial bullet of fate - it has a nasty way of finding you, especially when there's a time-travelling Prime involved. Not to mention a Jazz that just won't stay in the Matrix, and a far too charming - if creepy - Ultra Magnus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Ultra Magnus, The Fallen
When Trapped Within by plenoptic reviews
When the time-stop program goes haywire, Elita One is left stuck as a sparkling. As he cares for her, Optimus is shown a side of his beloved that he's never seen before, and is forced to confront some painful truths.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Elita One, Optimus Prime
Willing Sacrifice by Aozoran reviews
Movie-verse When the future of all the Cybertronians is threatened, it takes more than one willing to make a sacrifice to free them from the evil grip of destiny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,265 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sam Witwicky, Optimus Prime - Complete
Russian Roulette by PrimeSidesXX reviews
Movie verse - Ironhide catches Ultra Magnus and Mikaela just after a battle.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
From The Ashes by MelancholyRose611 reviews
07 Movie - When tragedy strikes close to home for the autobots and their human friends, their lives will change forever. Will they be able to pick up the pieces? Will things ever be the same? From the depths of every tragedy there will always be hope.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,659 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Transformers:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Has your Ratchet broken? Thinking of ordering a First Aid? Read all about how to ensure maximal enjoyment of your transformer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Gender Bender by optimus prime 007 reviews
A freak accident causes the consciousnesses of Optimus Prime and Elita One to switch bodies. Basically, Optimus gets stuck in Elita's femme body and Elita gets stuck in her mech's body. Let the mayhem begin! Be warned this is a totally cracked fic!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
For the Race Prime Protector by LittleMewLugia reviews
A story taking the premise of the story "For the Race" and marrying it with Phoenix13's "Male Is as Male Does". Sam becomes a femme, and suddenly finds Optimus has a vested interest in him. From a bunny suggested by Lady Threarah.WARNING: Dubious consent.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,408 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Elita's Revenge by hummergrey reviews
Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,849 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Night Fire by Litahatchee reviews
07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 267,417 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia
Choice by Felinafullstop reviews
Raped and hiding the fact he's carrying mirage goes into the mountains to birth the child alone, and leave it to die. He's found before he has the chance and can't figure out what to do with himself after he's made the choice to move on. MPREG. Raj X UM
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,614 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Mirage, Ultra Magnus - Complete
War, Love, and Deception by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Optimus thought to himself that the term "Decepticon" would have been much better suited to describe Elita One. Even then, he couldn't resist the rosy-red body in his arms, her velvety whisper as she kissed his audio receptor. Optimus Prime x Elita One.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Big, Bad, and Red by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Sixteen year old, city slicking orphan child, Rex Rory lives in Alabama and he has only one arm. What else can go wrong? Oh...yeah. He just met a huge alien robot that turns into a big, tempermental, red Mack semi truck.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,694 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
Ambush by steelcrash reviews
Ultra Magnus is "ambushed" by a certain femme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ultra Magnus, Arcee
Pitch by Borath reviews
Amidst the Autobots, Starscream finds himself wanting to repent for his past misdeeds and have a family, but the road to hell is pathed with good intentions. Mpreg. Starscream/Ratchet; Optimus/Ironhide. Cont. from 'Family Matters' but can stand alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,955 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
What You Need by mmouse15 reviews
Story is a response to a kink meme prompt - Optimus Prime is to sire Matrix-worthy sparklings with an original member of the cast. Sparksex, plug-n-play, mpreg.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
The Angel's Smile by atlaswhite reviews
As the Autobots face their darkest times, Optimus Prime finds joy in a little yellow sparkling. A special collection of short stories recording their times together as Optimus tries to balance his responsibilities, and raise Bumblebee in a wartorn world.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Ultra Magnus
POV: Turning a Con by Gatekat reviews
POV Bayverse. A very confused young Decepticon femme crash-lands on Earth near NEST headquarters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Human Element by Aozoran reviews
Being human is not always easy, but sometimes all the efforts of becoming human can bring surprises for those who try.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
New Beginnings by plenoptic reviews
AU, how Optimus met Elita. He was her reason for setting foot in that recruit office. She was his reason for living forever after. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,473 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Dichotomy of Good and Evil by NightElfCrawler reviews
The Decepticons had lost the war, and most spectacularly. But the end of the war may have brought peace with a price. Now it was up to Optimus Prime to set things right, but was the right thing to do something that would inevitably repeat past events?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
The Breeder by thebrokencradle reviews
A mech freed from literal sex slavery finds himself running from his saviors to the arms of his captors. Some suggestive and mature content. Mentioned Slash and Mpreg. Ever so slight language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Soundwave, Optimus Prime - Complete
Senses: Hearing: The Deaf Shall Hear by Aozoran reviews
Second in the 'Senses' Series- A battle against Soundwave leaves Ultra Magnus suffering from badly damaged audios. As strong as Ultra Magnus appears, sometimes you need someone to lean on... Is anyone stubborn enough to reach Magnus?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Omega Supreme
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Klabautermann by sphinx01 reviews
Every ship needs its good soul. A day in the life of Roller.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Ornery Soldiers and Sadistic Medics by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame Kyron's Sadism Ratchet icon for producing the plot bunny. Movie Ratchet & Ironhide doin what they do best; driving each other crazy as only two old people can. Yay for rated M mech smex! RatchetxIronhide...or IronhidexRatchet, you be the judge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Of Deals and Requisitions by dreamerchaos reviews
After arresting Swindle for breaking the law yet again, the Decepticon makes a deal: This time, one Ultra Magnus can’t refuse. Ultra MagnusxRed Alert. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ultra Magnus, Red Alert - Complete
Hell's Alliance by T.L. Arens reviews
G1 AU It's 2190. Alpha Trion attempts to replace Rodimus Prime as Autobot leader. But the Matrix frustrates his machinations by bringing Optimus back from the dead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Rodimus Prime, Optimus Prime
Secret fetish by demonlovechild reviews
Prowl has an unusual obsession with a particular Earth treat. Total crack fic ahead hope you all enjoy it ; Plz r&r
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Give Me a Reason to Love You by pl2363 reviews
Two mechs that have had their sparks broken attempt to find solace in one another, if they can each lay their pasts to rest. Hot Rod x Ultra Magnus IDWverse/AU, *fluffy/slash/angsty*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Family Matters by Borath reviews
The Decepticons have quieted, some have defected, and the Autobots begin to build families in the tentative peace. As always, though, there is a darkness on the horizon. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' & 'Provenance', but can stand alone. OP/IH, SS/R, mpreg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Indulgent Seduction by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Sunstreaker never thought he'd find his happily forever after with anyone, especially Hot Rod. But things aren't always what they seem... SLASH. Heavy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,932 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009
Prime, I shrunk the Officers! by Acura RSX reviews
When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Prowl
Matter of Pride by StSE reviews
Most mechs would be thrilled to be assigned guard duty over a couple of Decepticon femmes - not Sunstreaker, it's his worst nightmare! No OCs. 'CadeXSunstreaker. 'CadeXFrenzy. M for language and very crass humor. Sequel to 'Matter of Survival'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sunstreaker, Barricade - Complete
Breathless by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Movie - While on patrol, heading to a remote spot for the night, Sideswipe and Ironhide decide to engage in after hour activities. Oral, asphyxiation, a few humanized words, little bit of rough play. Ironhide/Sideswipe. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ironhide, Sideswipe
Triumvirate by steelcrash reviews
Elita-1 makes a choice that will affect her life and the fate of Cybertron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Elita One, Ultra Magnus
A Nightmare Beyond this World by AutobotV reviews
While Hot Rod is worring about how his relasionship with Optimus is going he is unaware that in a darker world someone is plotting to take his existance away from him. More info inside. M rating. OPxHR pairing and many others!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,885 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Optimus Prime, Hot Rod
Sleep Walking by Borath reviews
New parents don't expect to sleep. Optimus takes his son for a walk about the Base to put him to sleep. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' with flashback-fillers. Utter sparkling fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Debugging by LadyNightRunner reviews
It's not just the humans that are adapting to the Autobot's presence on Earth. Local viruses are doing the same thing, and Ratchet gets to handle the fallout.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Ratchet
Equilibrium by Borath reviews
Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
My Beautiful Rising Star by optimus prime 007 reviews
Sequel to Hope's Journey.Optimus and Elita's parental skills are put to the test as Kaceystar's adventures continue. ch 71 The Epilogue and Optimus' final thoughts as the final chapter is posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 71 - Words: 457,737 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
A Day in the Life of Ultra Magnus by optimus prime 007 reviews
We'll follow Magnus around the base for a day as he interacts with his fellow Autobots. There will be humor, romance, and a bit of adventure. Final chapter up with full mech and femme protoformed horizontal tango. Warning: adult content hence the rated M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,269 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Numb by Bunnylass reviews
Oneshot. After suffering from an intense flashback of a torture session he experienced while stuck captive with the Decepticons, Ironhide wakes still trapped in his nightmare, battling to get out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Matter Of Survival by StSE reviews
07. Without the AllSpark, there's still a chance for the species survival. But it rests on the chassis of two femmes: One's a freak from hell - the other's too scared to show herself. FrenzyXRatchet "Promise Not To Tell" spin-off
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,828 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Frenzy, Bumblebee - Complete
Egg Slag, Suds, and Sparkmates by optimus prime 007 reviews
After a wreck, Optimus desperately needs a cleaning so Elita helps him.Also, since said SIC was involved, Prowl also needs a cleaning.So of course Jazz is more than eager to help.Mature rating for hot, steamy shower scenes. Optimus x Elita. Prowl x Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Overindulgence by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Shattered Glass - No one should annoy Optimus when he’s feeling angry, though that doesn’t stop a certain few. Ironhide/Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Beauty Of Life by StSE reviews
Sequel to Beauty Within. First Aid and Bee want to become parents, so does Cliffjumper and Flare-up. Can they work a deal? And can Elita figure out how to get the dancers to fall in line? Ironhide tries to impress but the twins thwart him at every turn!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
Interfacing has no enemies by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Life was boring for the female Autobots on Cybertron, but when a certain tall, dark and handsome Decepticon jet falls into their hands, things definitely get a lot more interesting… and ardent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Long Time Ahead by Kyron reviews
Fanfic100 challenge. Pairing: Ironhide and Ratchet. Based on a series of prompts and is not chronologically arranged. Contains slash, please heed rating. Current prompt: Not Enough
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,045 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Ironhide, Ratchet
One Early Morning by v2point0 reviews
G1. Ultra Magnus and Hot Rod just wanted to have a little buddy-to-buddy time, not expecting to be thrust into battle and other... intimate situations. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod - Complete
Five Phases of Torture by StSE reviews
G1: violence/rape. Cyclonus and Ultra Magnus are prisoners of the Quintessons. They are 'studied' on their reactions, as the Quintessons put them through some imaginative torture techniques. Final chapter is now here! Plenty of guts, violence and action!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Cyclonus, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Femme Magnet by plenoptic reviews
Once upon a time, Plenoptic decided to pair Optimus with every femme she could think of. Some of them even lived happily ever after.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Optimus Prime
Domestic Liberation by Lnzy1 reviews
Alternate G1. It is suggested by many experts that if you ever find yourself kidnapped or taken hostage, it is always a better choice to cooperate with the assailant to avoid injury, but does this rule apply to alien abductions as well?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,992 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Reunion by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Elita One is reunited with Optimus Prime, her life partner and mate. Gift fic for Plenoptic's birthday.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Oops! What Do You Mean, Oops! by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,409 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Pro to Letting Loose is That There Are No Cons by plenoptic reviews
Elita makes a spill. Optimus cleans it up. With various anatomical parts.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
OPportunity by Dena Gray reviews
Movieverse. a little OOC, but Optimus gets caught peeking in a clerestory window and decides he might as well join the fun! That fun is in the form of a dancing Maggie! Maggie x OP. ch7 also has OP x Ratchet. STICKY/SMUT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Optimus Prime, Maggie M. - Complete
Never Make A Bet With Your Femme And Expect To Win by optimus prime 007 reviews
Optimus Prime makes a bet with his bonded sparkmate, Elita-One and loses. The lugnut manages to drag his best friend, Ultra Magnus into it. And now both mechs have to pay up. Warning: holoform hot and hard bodies on display! CH 2 holoform smut opt/lita
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Energized on High Grade by optimus prime 007 reviews
post2007movie. Response to challenge. This is my version of what happens when Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and mech wrecker, drinks high grade. Last bonus chapter added! Optimus and Elita get a surprise or two. Hide and Mia get busy sparking!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Heroes and Timebombs by plenoptic reviews
Post2007movie. Ultra Magnus and his sparkmate, Blazer, seek a little alone time by the lake. Cozy togetherness, sparksex, and, uh, property damage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Curse of the Little Feet by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. Ironhide and Chromia are in the middle of some alone time...when two little blessings from Primus decide to intrude.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Showing Off by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout and Barricade enter Scorponok and Frenzy into the weirdest Cybertronian pet show ever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
I Am Femme, Hear Me Roar by SheWasFlying reviews
When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Cyndi reviews
Fate is a child and we are the toy soldiers in its hands. .o G1, Ultra MagnusxCyclonus SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus - Complete
Never Could Wait by Litahatchee reviews
Movieverse: IronhidexChromia embody deadly accuracy, strengthened by sparkbond, driven by battle-hunger. As wounds are patched, hunger of a different kind takes shape, much to the aggravation of a certain medic. Restraint was never their strong point.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Unexpected Disclosures by Seien24 reviews
Any new development in the relationship between Ultra Magnus and Sentinel Prime could only ever happen by accident... Takes place after the end of Return of the Headmaster. TFA, MagnusxSentinel, slash, fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
That's Absurd by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Sam has an odd question to ask the Autobots. Life was simpler before the strange inquiries of humans. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Ties that Bind by CasusFere reviews
Rodimus Prime is having trouble adjusting to his new position, but Ultra Magnus is there to help. Unfortunately, Springer gets the wrong impression. Ultra MagnusxRodimusxSpringer. One shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
What Time We Have Left by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Premovie. A look at what happenes in the time leading up to the Ark's departure for the Allspark and the way it affected certain bots and sparkmates. A lot of love, hurt, and comfort goes around the Autobot base for a lot of mechs and femmes.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Of Ultra Magnus And Blazer by plenoptic reviews
Ultra Magnus is wiped out after a hectic day on base...nothing his femme can't cure, right? Dedicated to Phoenix13. NBverse, can stand alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Primus by Sakon76 reviews
[G1] A musing into the religious aspects of Cybertron, and what it might mean to be a Chosen One. Spoilers for the entire G1 series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
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Waiting reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,492 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/10/2021 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Baby Blunder reviews
2009 Movieverse POST Egypt - Optimus Prime experiences the trials of human and Transformer reproduction. Mpreg, slash, non-explicit adult stuff. Optimus PrimexUltra Magnus. Ch10 - Sharks, sand, surf and kisses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,370 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus
Bad Bot reviews
TF3: DOTM - Roller; the cute little scout car belonging to Optimus Prime in the original eighties TV series; never appeared in the Michael Bay 'Transformers' movies, and there's a very good reason for that...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Optimus Prime
Birds and Bumblebees reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,047 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
The Doctor Is In reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Optimus Prime cautiously leaves Elita One and Chromia in the attentive hands of Ratchet while he goes on a mission. Outtake to 'Male Is As Male Does'. STICKY! SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! ADULTS ONLY! M/F/F
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ratchet, Elita One - Complete
Masters of Pleasure reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Lovebirds reviews
G1/G2 POST TFTM - Autobot Femme Sharpshooter Moonracer and Decepticon Communications Specialist Soundwave know their tragic love for one another is wrong but they can't help themselves. Warning for adult situations inside! Sticky alert!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Moonracer, Soundwave - Complete
Male Is As Male Does reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Hearts Desire reviews
2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime and Elita One attempt to cheer up Ironhide. WARNING: Threesome within! Pure smut alert! Sticky! Ch.6 - Optimus, Ironhide and Elita continue their threesome. Ironhide brings toys. Optimus experiments.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Scent of the Future Special Edition Chapter reviews
MOVIEVERSE Optimus Prime smuggles Elita away from the prying optics of his troops for some precious alone time after many eons apart. CH.4 Optimus and Elita in the wash racks. Ultra Magnus looks after the sparklings from the pit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008
Scent of the Future reviews
2007 Movieverse Post Movie. Optimus Prime and Elita One face the future of the Autobots on Earth after the Decepticons have been defeated. Ch.29 A big surprise for Jazz and Prowl. 'Nuff said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,443 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Femme For Hire reviews
PRE-MOVIEVERSE2007 Optimus Prime sends his ladylove Elita One on a mission for the Autobots that ONLY she can complete. How much guilt and despair can he take before he implodes? And will Elita One succeed or will she become a trophy for the other side?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Manpower reviews
2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime's sparkmate; Elita One; is tired of him devoting all of his time to the humans. She needs love too, and the devious femme sets out to force his attention onto herself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Mr Fairy reviews
MOVIEVERSE Sam introduces Bumblebee to Roger Hargreaves world of Mr Men and Little Miss. With predictable results... Short and sweet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Romper Room reviews
MOVIEVERSE 07 - Elita One leaves her two sparklings in the care of Optimus Prime, while she has some rare alone time with friends. Optimus thinks he'll do a fine job, he does run an army after all. Fluff alert! Companion fic to 'Scent of the Future'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Movie Star reviews
MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
Tales of Mojo 'Superdog' reviews
MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
Cupid's Rose reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Optimus Prime ponders over what to give his spark-mate, Elita One, for Valentine's Day. Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, and Mojo, decide to help.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Halloween Havoc reviews
[MOVIEVERSE][MOVIE SPOILERS] Bumblebee and Sam played terrible tricks on the Autobots last year for Halloween. Jazz is determined to get revenge, with Ironhide's help. A Transformers Halloween story!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2007
Mojo Mayhem reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Decisions reviews
The relationship between Optimus Prime and Elita1 during the early years of the war. Edited and resubmitted due to FFN stuffing up chapters and formatting since its original posting in 2002!. Chapter 8 coming soon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2007
Serious Intent reviews
Optimus Prime and Elita One have had a solid relationship for eons. Rodimus Prime starts falling for Elita, despite knowing she is already spoken for and forbidden territory! The more Rodimus attempts to reverse what he has set in motion, the worse it get
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2005
Crossing Boundaries reviews
What if Bruce Wayne was 'Catman', and Selina Kyle was 'Batwoman? This is a short role reversal fanfic.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2004
May The Femme Be With You! reviews
G1G2 Silliness - Optimus Prime has a fan club. And all the members are adoring females! Chapter 3, now up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003
Showgirls reviews
G1/G2 Silly Fic - The Autobot males go to an alien stripper club and the females are disgusted/outraged. CAUTION: Some nudity and swearing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2003
Feminine Fury reviews
G1 Silliness - Chapter 3 now up! Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Rodimus Prime and the other males from Autobot City get into trouble. WARNING! Some adult references!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003
Warrior's Game reviews
G1 - Autobot City on Earth comes under attack by an Alien Predator, and Optimus Prime is given special deadly attention. Ultra Magnus, Rodimus Prime and the other City citizens find themselves fighting a foe that disappears at will. (Set after the TV epis
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2002
Cheers! reviews
A silly fic involving Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus and Springer having a meaningless conversation in a bar (some adult sexual references).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2002
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