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Joined 05-27-06, id: 1054633, Profile Updated: 11-30-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I'm a college student with an insane love for Harry Potter. A contest on Figment caused me to finally publish some of my writing!

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Swing to the Rhythm of Love by Goddess Bless reviews
Hermione finally found someone who would ride on the seesaw with her, and the Doctor finally found someone who he didn't have to protect. If only she didn't have to go back to school. HG/D
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
Villainous Valentine by Omnicat reviews
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer's way. / sequel to "Christmas Crashing", but can stand on its own
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Timing Like Yours Should be a Crime by Marvelicious reviews
It's honestly funny sometimes that everyone thinks he was tortured in the cage. 69, crack
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Christmas Crashing by Omnicat reviews
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy's. / missed the season by a month! but I hope it's still enjoyable
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Batgirls Like Bad Boys by beeftony reviews
Stephanie Brown goes out for groceries, but ends up going home with more than she bargained for.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stephanie B., Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Power Hungry by Emertheawesome reviews
Barty finds her perfectly powerful. Hermione just finds him annoying. SwirlsofBlack is, once again, a fantastic beta. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Life in a Cage by Marvelicious reviews
Lucifer is addicted to HBO. His half-brother wants him to distract the devil with sex so he can watch TV. Somehow, being stuck in the cage is not exactly going how Sam pictured. Sam/Lucifer and Adam/Michael if you squint
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Borrowed Time by Ariathel reviews
Of all the things to have felled the younger Winchester brother, nobody ever suspected it would be cancer. "You don't go through as much abuse as this body did and not come out a wreck." Warnings: death, angst, Dean/Castiel, slight Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Loki's Buttocks by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Darcy finds an unexpected person in the Playgirl centerfold spread. Crack fill for norsekink prompt that simply said "Loki's buttocks".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Darcy L., Thor - Complete
Scars and Lifelines by RavenWriter89 reviews
Charley learns about Peter's past, one scar at a time.
Fright Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Peter V., Charley B. - Complete
A Wish for You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger writes Muggle romance novels under a penname, with a heroine named Hannah and an evil Lord Lionel, the Earl of Malford, who has a passing resemblence to Lucius Malfoy. He wants her to stop & he's going to anything to make sure she does!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Supernatural Blood by Elpin reviews
Dean knew they shouldn't have split up while in a vamp-county. SLASH Eric/Sam
Crossover - Supernatural & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,751 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sam W., Eric N. - Complete
Vacation by Blinded-Kit reviews
Drabble...series of oneshots/drabbles to get over my writers block
Crossover - Harry Potter & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermione G., Ahkmenrah - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Ashfae reviews
Anders says he's been aching for Hawke for three years; what if during that time he's been watching her, without her knowledge? What if she does know what he's doing, and loves it? M for adult themes, NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Hanged Man by ginganinja23
One-shot interlude at the beginning of DA2 Act II. Even my attempt at some lightheartedness in DA2 can't escape the pervading sense of doom - it's got booze, laughs & a warning for sexual references and girls kissing. Please R/R
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Forgiveness by tricyclops reviews
What do you do when you can't let go of the one you love, the one who betrayed you? Lady Hawke/Anders One-shot. Follows Hawke after the events of Dragon Age 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Be Mine by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Four roses. One every year after the red eye. What could possibly be the outcome when a killer seeks out his prey in a different way?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Unlikely Alliance by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione has been called in to assist the brothers Winchester. Sam/Hermione
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hermione G., Sam W. - Complete
Aisle Nine by Lauralot reviews
It's the shopping trip no one wants to make, and neither Gotham's hero nor its villains can avoid it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Fixed by neotantrika reviews
Nathan discovers that Audrey has cured his peculiar disability.
Haven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Audrey P., Nathan W. - Complete
The Green Ones are Sexy by EmpireX reviews
Lisa and Cynthia need a change of pace. Hijinks ensue and everyone's favorite assassin makes an appearance.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Lisa R., Jack R.
Marked by MadLori reviews
He is the last person she expected to bear ink on his body. It's just the first in a series of unexpected discoveries Emily makes about Reid. Prentiss/Reid. NOT connected to "How to Fight Loneliness."
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Morals by thomas hobbs reviews
Snape and Malfoy senior try to tell a bed time story to little Draco. I hope it's funny, I think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Sir by Katia Dashwood reviews
Severus Snape oversees Lauren Cooper's detention. HP & Catherine Tate Show crossover, of sorts... Drabble-ish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Catherine Tate Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Waiting For Dawn by Magick reviews
And there was nothing but blood, and breath, and time…" When two people have nothing left to desire, when they have lost the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes it takes another person to relight that candle. TomHermione, TRHG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,311 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Love in Antiquity by Parsley the Lion reviews
Hermione falls down the dungeon stairs and breaks more than just her leg. She is thrown backwards in time with little hope of return. Will she ever get home, and what will happen in the meantime? A HGSS, time travel fic, but not as you know it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Fridays by a certain slant of light reviews
Four times Lisa Reisert drank a Sea Breeze, and one time she didn’t. ჯ JacksonLisa.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
This and Here by emote rellish reviews
At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. "He should’ve known it was made-up. Not just the Iwannaleia Nunnery of Hawaii. All of it. Everything from the nunnery to the European brothels."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,615 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where the Love Light Gleams by Sarah's Crack reviews
It's Christmas time, and John's away on a hunt! Will Sammy get his Christmas after all? Just a little shameless holiday fluff. NOTE: I wrote this before 3x08 aired, and I'm just late posting here, so there are no spoilers. Preseries.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hogs, Warts, Deaths, and Eaters by giantpsychoticrabbit reviews
See what happens when Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters find a new headquarters, buy cell phones, have a sleepover at the Malfoy's, try to resolve their problems on Dr. Phil, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/1/2005
The Soul Crossing by KitMay reviews
If we were alive today, we would never have met' When the Order learn of Voldemort’s latest plan, they embark on a mission to destroy the Veil for good. But when the mission goes wrong and Hermione is pulled in, who can she turn to? Regulus Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,091 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Stuck in the Elevator by FalconHorror reviews
What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Rouge by Fiara Fantasy reviews
She only did it once in a blue moon, but tonight the moon was a sapphire and she wasn't Rose she was Rouge.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Vivienne's Guide To Harry Potter Fanfiction by quidditch-chic reviews
So you've heard about something called 'fanfiction' from a friend who appears to be a deranged 'fangirl' and is constantly obsessing over things such as 'slash', 'fluff', 'lemons' and someone called MarySue? Be confused no longer! *UPDATED 2011*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
Can Two Ice Cubes Melt Together And Become One? by LilyLover97 reviews
Slightly based on the Marriage Law Challenge. Bookworm, busy haired Hermione Granger arrives at Hogwarts two months late only to find out that she is to marry the hooked nose, bat like potions master Serveus Snape, which doesn't seem to phase her much
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Destiny Is At Our Fingers by MissUnderstood92091 reviews
[New Title][Chapter 6 up!]'I want to marry a girl out of pure love, pure blood' 'I have watched you grow from a little girl, trying to learn to fly, to a woman, acting like the mother of my future child'HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
SUMMER WOES! by troubled-ego reviews
Sequel to SCHOOL WOES! CHAPTER9 is now up. Currently taking place after Things Change. The Titans battle it out against the strange monster, yet tragedy happens. How will the Titans cope? And what new hope is there for the future? Read to find out!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Surviving the Marriage Law by ms.gringotts reviews
A marriage law is passed. Some people are more cooperative than others. Fudge asks Snape for a favor of bloody proportions. SD stands for Snape's daughters. HPSD, RSD, SSHG R AND R! on hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How Hermione Stole Christmas by hime to werewolf reviews
Deep cold onyx eyes stared back, scrutinizing me harshly. Used to be How Snape Stole Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Take Time to Smell the Roses by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
COMPLETE (HGSS) Hermione has used a match making service to find a husband since that is what is expected in society. What happens when the person is someone she least expected? Can he change her views on love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome to the House of Fun by doxeysocks reviews
Response to Fun and Games challenge on WIKTT. My second fan-fic. COMPLETE. Terribly written love scene (grimace)- Rated R to be on the safe side- oops and i just realised i had the language set to german- SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Salazar's Heir by Ys reviews
[Complete] The bloodlines of the Founders are ready to be united into one and Hermione and Severus are caught in Voldemort's plans about the Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,214 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Brightest Witch of Her Age reviews
They all knew she would be great, but none could suspect her impact. 3rd Place Figment HP fanfic contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete